01x12 - A Day At The Beach/Sand Sculpture Contest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x12 - A Day At The Beach/Sand Sculpture Contest

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[Cheerful melodic music]



Come on, weenie.

Daisy's waiting for us.

Ruff!

Oh, boy.

We're going to have a great time at the beach,

Aren't we, girl?

Ruh-ruh-ruff!

[Knocking]

Hello, oswald.

Hello, weenie.

Hi, henry.

We're on our way to big beach.

Want to come with us?

Uh, no thanks.

You don't?

Why not?

There's too much water at the beach,

And I don't like it when my feathers get wet.

You don't have to go in the water.

I don't?

No.

You could collect seashells or play volleyball

Or build a sand castle.

Or I could sit on the beach

And read my newspaper.

That's right.

You can have a great time,

And you don't have to get wet.

All right, oswald.

I just have to bring a few things.

That's swell.

Weenie and I will wait for you outside.

Come on, girl.

Arr-ruff, ruff!

I can't wait to go swimming.

How about you, girl?ruff!

Ruff, ruff!

Kkrrrikk, kkrrrikk

[Horn beeps]

Hi, steve.

Hi, andy.

See you at the beach.

I'm ready, oswald.

Okay, we're off to the beach.

Stop!

I forgot something.

[Horn beeps]

Hi, egbert.

Hi, leo.

See you at the beach.

I can't go to the beach without my umbrella.

Okay.

We're off to the beach.

Stop!

I forgot something else.

[Sighs]oh.

Ruff, ruff!

[Oswald] hi, buster.

See you at the beach.

I can't go the beach without my penguin patrolraft.

Well, what are we waiting for?

We're here, [oswald]daisy.

Hooray!

Surf's up, beach buddies.

We're off to the beach.

[Wacky music]



Dong

Ding

Dong

I can't wait to go surfing

And snorkeling and water-skiing.

Yip-er-ooski!

Weenie and I are going swimming.

Right, girl?

Ruff, ruff!

Hiss

And I'm going to sit on the sand

And read my newspaper.

Golly tamale, henry.

Aren't you going in the water?

No, I don't want to get wet.

Yow!

This sand is ho-ot.

Ahh.

This is just fine.

But we're so far from the water, henry.

That's the point, oswald.

If we get too close to the water,

I might get wet,

And I don't like it when my feathers get wet.

Don't worry, henry.

You won't get wet.

Ruff!

Come on, henry.

Well, all right.

I guess we can move a little closer.

This is a great spot.

Hmm, I hope so.

Here you go, girl.

Rrow, rrr-rrow

I'm going for a dippity-doo.

Henry, are you sure you don't want to go swimming?

No, I don't want to get wet.

Okay, then.

Let's go, girl.

Ruff, rr-ruh, ruff!

Isn't this swell, weenie?

Ruff, rr-ruh, ruff!

Ruff!

[Humming]

Hmm.

How do you manage to swim like that, oswald?

It's easy, henry.

Put one flipper over your head

And then the other,

And pretend that you're a windmill.

Hmm.

This is rather easy.

Now all you have to do is get in the water.

Oh, no.

I don't want to get wet.

Yippee!

I'm splashin' with a passion.

Look out, daisy.

You might splash henry.

Plop!i'm wet!

I'm wet!

Sorry, henry.

Henry doesn't like it when his feathers get wet.

Hey...

I can't splash henry if I'm underwater.

I'm going snorkeling.

I'm sorry you got wet, henry.

That's all right,oswald,

But from now on, I'm just going to sit here

And read my paperagain.

Ruff, ruff

What do you want to do now, girl?

Do you want to float?

Rr-rr-ruff!

Let's go.

Ahhh.

Isn't this swell, weenie?

Rr-rr, roorf

Rrow, ruff

Hmm.

How do you manage to float like that, oswald?

Oh, it's easy, henry.

All you have to do is lie on your back

With your arms out.

Hmm.

This is rather easy.

Now you just have to do it in the water.

Oh, no.

I don't want to get wet.

[Daisy] scuba-dooba-doo.

Aah!

A sea monster.

Aah!

No, henry.

It's only me, daisy.

Daisy?

Yes.

See?

[Gasps] I'm wet!

I'm wet.

Sorry...again!

Henry doesn't like it when his feathers get wet.

Hey...

I can't splash henry if I'm out there surfing.

Cowabunga!

I'm sorry you got wet, henry.

That's all right,oswald,

But from now on, I'm going to sit here

And read my paperagain.

Some of us are just not meant to be in the water.

But you can still have a good time, henry.

♪ You don't have to go in the water ♪

♪ To have a great day at the beach. ♪

♪ You can play in the sand. ♪

♪ You can stay way inland.

♪ There's plenty of fun within reach. ♪

♪ You can build a beautiful castle ♪

♪ And save all the seashells you get. ♪

♪ There are frisbees to grab. ♪

♪ Take a stroll with a crab. ♪

♪ You never, never,

♪ Ever, ever even have to get wet. ♪

Oh, my gosh.

Look at daisy go.

Daisy, be careful.

Don't worry, oswald.

I'm a super surfer.

Yah-hoo!

[Henry] hmm.

I wonder how my stocks are doing?

Look, henry.

You're in the water.

Great scott!

I am in the water.

[Clears throat]

I knew I could do it.

Ruff, ruff!

Ruff, rr-rrr, ruff!

Oh, my gosh!

Daisy's heading right for that island.

Land, ho!

Uh!

Jiminy-skiminy!

I'm stuck.

Yoo-hoo!

Yooo-hoooo!

We have to rescue daisy, girl.

Rrr, row-row, ruff!

[Oswald] but it's too far to swim.

Wait a minute.

I hope you don't mind, henry.

No, no. Welcome aboard.

We're coming, daisy!

Hop in, daisy.

Roger-dodger.

Phew!

Thanks, oswald-- and henry--

For saving me.

Rr-ruff!

Oh, you too, weenie-girl.

It was our pleasure, daisy.

I can't believe it.

I finally went in the water,

And I didn't even get wet.

Ha-ha!

Whoa!

[Oswald] oh, my gosh!

Henry, are you all right?

I'm fine, oswald.

You know, getting wet isn't so bad after all.

Whoa!

[Giggling] look out!

Rr-rrarh!

Ahhh.

This is swell, isn't it?

It sure is.

Ruff!

Ruff, ruff!

Caw, caw, caw!

[Wheels clattering]

[Honking squeakily]

[Johnny] ladies and gentlemen,

Welcome to the big beach sand sculpture contest.

[Cheering and applause]

Our contestants,

Daisy, henry, egbert, and leo,

Are raring to go.

[Crowd cheering]

So right now,

Let's welcome this year's special judge--

Oswald!

[Gasps]

Me?

[Crowd cheering]

Gee, girl.

I have to pick the best one.

[Applause]

Gee, johnny,

It's a great honor to be a judge,

But I don't know if I'd be any good at it.

Why, sure you will.

You were the winner last year.

You know more about making a great sand sculpture

Than anybody!

That's right.

You'll make one super-duper judge-aroonie, oswald.

There's nobody fairer, buddy-boy.

I agree with daisy and henry.

Yes, yes,

And I agree with egbert.

Gee, thanks, everybody.

Okay, I'll do it.

[Cheering and applause]

It's all yours, oswald.

Thanks, johnny.

[Clears throat]

Ladies and gentlemen,

The contest is about to begin.

Contestants, on your marks.

[Applause]

Get set.

Go!

[All cheering]

When all the sand runs into the bottom of the egg timer,

The contest will be over.

Ruff!

Shissh

Boy, this is a big responsibility, weenie.

Rr-rrow!

And I'm going to do the best job I can.

Come on, girl.

Let's see how everyone's doing.

Ruff!

Whoa!

Oops.

Sorry, oswald.

Sorry, weenie.

That's okay, pongo.

Aren't you going to watch the contest?

Nope.

I'm going swimming, whoo-hoo!

Ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo.

Ooh, too chilly.

No, that's too much.

No, that's not enough.

Gee, henry.

You have everything so well planned out.

The art of sand sculpture, oswald,

Is in being precise,

Making sure every grain of sand is in place.

There.

See what I mean?

I sure do.

I think you're going to wind up

With a very precise sculpture, henry.

Yes, i-- I think you're right.

Ruff, ruff

Shoo! Shoo!

Fling-a-ding-ding!

Twirly-whirly!

Um, daisy?

Splishy-splash!

Whoa!ruff!

Oops.

Sorry, oswald.

That's okay, daisy.

Gee, you have a really interesting style.

Do you have it all planned out?

Nope.

I just let it happen.

That's why my sculptures are so unique and one-of-a-kind.

Watch this.

Spinner-rooski!

Wowy-kazowy!

Daisy, I think you're gonna wind up

With a really unique sculpture.

Rr-ruff!

Thanks, oswald.

Thanks, weenie.

[Humming a tune]

It's going to be spectacular.

Yes, yes, a modern marvel.

[Gasps]oh, my.

Astonishing.

Ooh, incredible.

Hi, egbert.

Hi, leo.

Boy, you guys have a very, um...

Unusual style.

Yes.

That's because we work together, oswald,

So we both know exactly what's going on.

Yes, yes.

It's teamwork, old boy.

Well, fellas, I think your sculpture is going to be

A real team effort.

Why, thank you,oswald.

Most kind of you to say.

Hello, madame butterfly.

Hello, oswald.

Hello, weenie.ruff!

Hello, catrina.

[Giggles]

Do you want to build something for me?

Dah, yeah, yeah.

Oh!

What a lovely little castle.

Dah-yeah.

[Giggles]

That's beautiful, catrina.

One day, you'll be able to enter the contest too.

[Giggles]

Well, we'd better get back to the judge's stand.

See you later.

Bye, now.

Bah-bye-bye!

Whoa.

Oops.

Sorry, oswald.

Sorry, weenie.

That's okay, pongo.

Are you going in the water now?

Yep.

This time I'm definitely taking my swim.

Definitely, definitely.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Ooh, still too chilly.

Still too chilly.

Look, weenie.

It's almost time to stop the contest.

Shissh

[Blows whistle]

Contestants, please put down your shovels.

Come on, girl.

Let's see how everybody did.

It's a block,

Just as I planned it.

Wow, weenie.

Henry's sculpture really is...

Precise.

Rrr-ruff!

Isn't it a sandy dandy?

Gosh, weenie,

Daisy's sculpture really is...

Unique.

Ruff!

Thanks.

Isn't it magnificent,oswald?

Yes, yes, truly inspiring.

Arroo?

Gosh, weenie,

Egbert and leo's sculpture really is...

Flat.

[Chuckles] ah, many thanks.

Yes, yes, you flatter us.

Boy, oh, boy,weenie.

This is a tough decision.

There's henry's sculpture

And daisy's sculpture

And the egg twins' sculpture.

Gee, girl, I have to pick the best one,

But they're all so good.

Rr-aroo

♪ I have to pick a winner.

♪ I don't know who to choose. ♪

♪ Henry's block is so precise, ♪

♪ It really shouldn't lose. ♪

♪ And daisy-- so unique. ♪

♪ The egg twins-- at their peak. ♪

♪ They're all the best.

♪ I don't know who to choose. ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,

It's time to announce the winner

Of the sand sculpture contest.

[Applause and cheering]

[Seal barks]

[Clears throat]

It was really tough picking a winner today.

Henry's sculpture is the most precise.

[Applause]

Thank you. Thank you.

Daisy's sculpture is the most unique.

[Applause]

It's something I just threw together.

And the egg twins' sculpture is definitely the most, um...

Flat.

[Applause]

Ah, I couldn't have done it without you, brother.

Yes, yes, two eggs are better than one.

So, um,

The winner is--

[Ground rumbling]

It's time for my swim.

Chilly or not, here I come.

Whoo!

Splash!

[All] whoa!

Oh, my gosh.

[Crowd gasps]

[Oswald] as I was saying,

The winner is everybody:

Egbert, leo, henry, daisy, and...

Catrina!

Ding!

[All] hooray!

Oh, and don't forget pongo.

[Cheering]

Thank you.

Thank you.

What did I do?

What did I do?

Phew.

See those straight lines?

I did that.

Very precise.

Look at all those beautiful, curvy-wurvy patterns.

Very unique.

And what a perfectly flat foundation, eh?

Yes, yes, flatter than flat.

Look up there, catrina.

It's your little castle.

[Giggling]
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