10x06 - Higher Than a Kite

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[♪]

Flight Number took off.

Now, men, you know
your objective?

Instructions all clear?

Aye. Aye, aye.

Okay, men.
Scramble off, my lads.

[ENGINE WHIRS]

Hey. Did you do the corners?

Why, certainly.

Hey, what's that?

It's my lunch.

Why, you. Mm-mm!

Get it outta here.

I'm sick of this.

We came overseas
to join the RAF,

and we're still civilians
working in a garage.

How did we know

you'd have to pass
an intelligence test?

And what did you answer
when they asked,

"What does a navigator do?"

I told 'em a navigator
crawls in a swamp

until it becomes a suitcase.

And bites like this too.

Grrowrr!

No. Like this.

Mm! Go on. Get started.

Switch on. Switch on.

[WHINES, STOPS]

Switch on!

It is on. [WHINES, STOPS]

Pfft.

Ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

[CHUCKLING]

[ALL LAUGH]

Ohh!

[ALL GRUNT]

Hey, is that all you got to do?

Lay down on the job?

Why don't you
stick out your hand

when you make a U-turn?

This is Colonel Henderson's car,

and it's got
a little squeak in it.

It's driving the colonel nuts.

I want it taken out. Savvy?

Leave it to us.

We'll squelch that squeak
in nothing flat.

And I want it fixed
by :, or else.

Or else what?

Or else this! [BONES CRUNCH]

Okay, men, to work. Hike!

Hike. Hike.

Ooh! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Ah!

What are you looking for?

I'm looking for the squeak.

[CLANGING]

Oh.

I'm sorry, Moe. Did it hurt?

No. Oh, I'm glad.

Does this? Ah-ah-ah.

Ah.

Oh! Oh!

Ow! Oh!

Get out of here!

[CRASH]

[CRANKS ENGINE]

[CRANKS ENGINE]

[SPITS]

[CRANKS ENGINE]

Hey.

Go away. I'm busy.

Nyuh-ah-ah!

Burglars!

Oh!

I didn't know it was you, Moe.

Come on out of that car.

Get up there and
take care of the motor.

Mmm! Mmm! Ahh!

[GRUNTING]

Ooh!

Oh. A navigator.

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

[SPITS] [SWALLOWS]

Ah! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch!

Mmm!

Oh! Oh!

Mm.

♪ La, lee, la, la ♪

♪ La, la ♪

[BARKS] [BARKING]

[GASPS, EXHALES]

Mm.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Mmm!

Oh! [CROWBAR CLANGS ON GROUND]

Backbiter, huh?

Mmm!

[BONES CRUNCH] Oh! Oh!

Hey, Larry. It's
chewing my arm off!

Oh. Did you see
what that did to me?

Never mind! I'll
start the motor.

See if you can find a squeak.

Mm!

Yah!

Ugh! Help!

Help!

Get me out!

[GRUNTS] Help!

Help!

What are you doing
down there, Moe?

Get me out. I'm suffocating.

Come on, we got to get him out.

Oh! Oh!

Ooh!

No!

It's no use. We can't
get him out this way.

Wait a minute.
Maybe this will help.

Oh. Oh! [BONES CRUNCH]

Oh. Ow!

[GRUNTING]

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

He got my bait.

Oh!

Get me ow-- Ow--

Ow!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

[BONES CRUNCHING, GROANING]

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daah.

It's no use.

Oh. The anvil.

Let's break it off.

[GRUNTS]

Get me out of here,
will you, fellas?

Take your time. Take your time.

Now, look. Lay it right
down there like that.

No, no, no. Take it easy.

Fore.

Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Oh!

Say. If we heat it,
it'll slip off.

Why didn't I think of that?

Come on. Let's get going.

Okay. [GRUNTS]

CURLY: ♪ La, la, lee, la, la ♪

[MOE GRUNTS]

I'm burning, you guys.

♪ La, lee ♪
Ah.

♪ La, la, la ♪
[GRUNTS]

Oh!

Hey, fellas...

what's cooking?

It's me! [COUGHING]

I'm burning up.

That ought to be hot enough.

[SIZZLES]

It's too hot.

Let's put it in the water
and cool it off.

Oh! Help!

Help! [GRUNTING]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Hey, let's put his head
in the vise and yank it off.

Ow! Get me out of here.

Hey. Brace him up.
I'll pull his legs.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

Oh! Oh!

[BONES cr*ck]

Oh! [GRUNTING]

Oh, oh, oh.

Wait a minute.
We'll twist him out.

What do you say?

Okay. Ow-oh!

[BONE CRACKING]

Not that! Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh, oh, oh! Oh!

[GRUNTS] [GIGGLES]

CURLY: Got you out, didn't we?

Without even hurting the pipe.

Yeah.

[GROWLS] [BOTH WHINE]

I'll m*rder you guys!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-Whoo-whoo!

Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!

Hey, look out, Moe,
you'll break the hammer!

I'll bust your skulls!

Well, this is
the last thing in there,

and still no squeak.

What does a squeak look like?

Well, they're usually
a small, little--

Why, you jugheads.

You'll never get this thing
together in time.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Hey, here comes Kelly.
I'll stall him off

while you guys
get the parts back in.

Nyuh!

Hello, Kelly.
You're a little early.

How early?

Well, roughly, about two days,

when you smooth it out
about a fortnight.

[LAUGHS] Look,
I don't like jokes,

understand?

Hm, looks pretty good.

Say, that windshield
looks so clean

you wouldn't know
there was any glass in it.

You said it. Ooh!

Did you get that squeak out?

Boy, we got everything out.

[SPITS]

I'll drive it right out.

Now, wait a minute,
Kelly. Listen.

There's one little
thing that I--

Never mind, I'm in a hurry.

[ENGINE STARTS, HUMS]

Sounds good.

Don't forget to put in
a good word to the colonel.

Yeah, we still want
to be flyers.

And wear wings.

[METAL CLATTERING]

So you wanted wings, eh?

Certainly.

Well, if this is
what I think it is,

you'll get your wings,
and a harp with 'em.

Ooh! Come on!

Just get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Hey. Come on, you gophers.

Get in this sewer pipe, quick!

Okay, Joe, this baby's next.

Let's load it on the plane.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Hey. I think we're moving.

Aw, how can a sewer
pipe move? Ha-ha.

[WHEELS ROLLING]

What are we gonna do now?

What did you say?

I said, what are we
gonna do now?

We gotta get out of this.

Let me get up. [BONES CRUNCHING]

Whoa. Oh.

Let me get up. Ah!

[WHINING, METAL BANGING]

I'm dizzy again.
This thing must be falling.

Maybe they're dropping
the pipe in a ditch.

Oh, let's get out of here quick.
We'll be suffocated.

Open her up!

Hey. That plane just
dropped a blockbuster.

Yeah, and we're in it!

[ALL SCREAMING]

Whoa! It's drafty.
Let's close this door.

[GERMAN ACCENT]
Don't you listen to our radio?

[b*mb WHISTLING]

Don't you know
a German soldier never runs?

[CRASH]

Oh, boy. A one-point landing.

What's the matter with you?

I'm waiting for my stomach.

Oh. Let's find out where we are.

Ohh! [BONES CRACKING]

Yeah, and I'll gonna m*rder you
when I get up.

It's a house.

[LAUGHS]

An "avocadi's" uncle. Ha-ha.

[CRUNCH]

Hm.

[CLICKING]

Hmmm-mm!

Mmm!

Mmm! MOE: What are you up to?

You got a nutcracker? [HISSING]

Why, you idiot. That's a b*mb!

Oh, yeah. I'm -- Aagh-uh-uh!

[BOTH SCREAM]

I ought to use a nutcracker
on your head. Mmm!

What happened?

What happened?
We gotta get outta here.

What kind of a uniform is this?

Well, it ain't bad. Mmm!

Oh. It's got wings too.

Wings for the beagle. Ha-ha.

Ooh. Hundred percent burlap.

Hey! Go get your own.
I saw this first.

What? Marshal Boring here?

I'll be right out.

I wonder how
he caught up with us. Hm.

CURLY: I'm hungry.

Don't tell me you want to eat

some more of those
sawdust frankfurters.

They ain't bad with mustard.

Yeah, but that wasn't mustard.

Hey! Look.

Checkers! Ha-ha!

White moves first.

Ha-ha-ha.

Ohh!

[LAUGHS] Crown me!

Ohh! Oh! Mmm!

Schickelgruber.

Mmm! Shh! Quiet.

Here comes somebody.

Come on, let's get out of here.

[GRUNTS]

Heil h*tler! Heil h*tler!

Uh, Marshal Boring,
where is your automobile?

Dummkopf. I only got a E-cart.

Oh. I show you the maps.

BOTH: Ohh!

Heil.

Heil.

B-b-b-b-bee.

No wonder we are retreating.

Uh, Marshal Boring,

wait until you see the position

our troops are in.
Will you be surprised.

I'd better be. Um--

Boring and Bommel.

Come on, let's see
what they're up to.

Uh--

What is this?

The th Division
in the Red Sea.

The Red Sea.

Und the Afrikakorps
in the North Pole!

Dummkopf! [GRUNTS]

Dummkopf!

Dummkopf! Mmm!

Dumm-- No kopf.

BORING: These
plans mean nothing.

I have other plans
from the Fuhrer.

Oh? He got some
from a new astrologer.

Is this so?

We Germans never get stuck!

Ah!

So! You try to make
a booby of me, huh?

[GRUNTS]

Get me some wine. Mm.

Larry.

Hey. Hold on. There's
no wine in there, general.

One side.

[ALL GRUNT]

Heil.

Who are you?

I am Moronica.

Ach. A lady.

Well, business could wait.

Heh-heh.

Come here, my little edelweiss.

Sit on my lap.

What lap?

Pardon me, general.

I think I know the
"fro-leen." Oh?

Did you ever play football
for the Giants?

Go on, get the plans.
They're in his coat.

He don't appeal to me.

Was?

You heard the marshal,
orders is orders.

Go on.

[GRUNTS]

That's the way--

[EXHALES]

I got the plans.

Good. Where are they?

BORING: Stop it!

How dare you strike a woman!

Why, you--! [GRUNTS]

Ach. My little begonia. Yeah.

Oof!

Heil!

Heel! Mmm!

Ooh! Ooh!

Oh, marshal. Yes.

You're so big and strong.

Oh-ho-ho-ho. Do you mean that?

I love every chin
on your face. Oh.

[GIGGLES]

You know, I got a feeling
I'm going to fall for you.

I know you are. Yeah! Uh--

Moe! Curly!

Let me out!

He went that way--

Ooh! Spies!

Guards! Guards!

Nyuh-uh.

So...

Mm, heil h*tler!

Heil!

Mm. Schweinehund! Uh-oh-oh-oh!

Ah-ah-ah-ah.

Heil h*tler!

Heil!

Heil h*tler!

Heil!

Heil h*tler! Heil!

Heil h*tler! Heil!

Heil h*tler! [GRUNTS]

Heil--

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

LARRY: Hip! MOE: Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

[SNARLING]

Nyuh-uh-uh-uh!

[BARKS, WHIMPERS]

[CAR STARTS, DRIVES AWAY]

Whoo-whoo-whoo!

Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!

[♪]