01x03 - If at First...

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♪ Earth needed help and they answered the call ♪

♪ No rescue too big, no hero too small ♪

♪ Recruits come to learn from the best of the best ♪

♪ They'll be Rescue Bots too, if they pass the test ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue! ♪

♪ Roll to the rescue! Save the day ♪

♪ For you and me, roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Hot sh*t, Whirl, Hoist, Medix, and Wedge ♪

♪ Their teamwork, together, will give 'em the edge ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Roll, roll, roll! Roll out! ♪

Don't worry, Mrs. Rubio.

We'll have you out of there in no time.

Ahhh... I'm a little short.

Whirl, can you reach it with your winch?

Big bummer of a negative, Hoist. I don't have a clear sh*t.

-Now what? -[gasps] I got it!

Something I saw on a human TV show.

We all take off our belts, and tie them together,

and use them to pull the car out!

Whirl, we don't have belts.

Details, details.

Maybe a plan that's a bit more logical.

Ugh! Logic takes too long!

We need to do something!

Hot sh*t's right! Time for planning is over!

Whoa!

[grunts] A little help!

[grunts]

Huh?

[grunting with effort]

Alright!

[all grunt]

Ahhh!

[horn sounds]

Poor Mrs. Rubio. She has the worst luck with her car.

Good team work, recruits. Let's head back to the academy.

Wish we had a slo-mo replay of that rescue.

We were amazing!

Well, yeah!

That cool part where I was all... [grunts]

and you were like, bam! And then...

We lifted the whole car?!

Yeah. Never realized how heavy you are, Hoist.

[sighs]

-What's wrong? -The rescue.

If only I had a longer winch to begin with,

you guys wouldn't have had to jump in to help.

We're supposed to jump in, Hoist. We're a team.

I know what you mean. You want your own hero moment to shine.

Like, if I could've blasted those rocks away from the car,

with, you know, a rock blaster!

Pchoo! Pchoo! Pchoo!

[imitates Mrs. Rubio's voice] Hot sh*t! You saved me!

Excellent thought.

Tools that would give us extra abilities...

Yeah, yeah, but cool! Like super powers!

Pchoo! Pchoo!

You mean like the things our teachers use?

What things?

The rescue bots have attachments for all kinds of emergencies.

High-speed fire nozzles,

foam cannons, even sonic blasters.

That's what I'm talking about! Blasting things!

Yeah, or super fists!

Smash things, the old fashioned way!

I always thought it'd be neat to have rotors,

even in bot mode.

What would you do with them?

Pfft! Be really awesome!

I'd go for something practical.

Built in cutter-clamps!

I could simply snip the door off a car to save someone,

rocks or no rocks.

Then let's do it.

Let's get some of these attachments!

Yeah! Um... where?

[gasps] Hoist! He's a great inventor!

You should see the things he's come up with.

Tell 'em, Hoist!

Well, like... visor-wipers.

For rescuing in the rain.

And musical shoes, so every step is a song.

Oh! And the "went cam"!

It straps to the back of your head,

to show you where you've been!

If he can build things like that,

he could definitely make cool tools for our team!

I don't know... I mean...

You can do it!

Statistically, you are the perfect bot for the job.

Just make sure my blaster goes pchoo, pchoo. Okay?

Well, as humans say... ta-daa!

Which means something very different in many galaxies.

Here. These videos will show you

what your cool tools do, and how to operate them.

Whoa! The rotors become a shield? I love it!

A sonic blaster? Yes!

These are the cutter clamps of my dreams.

Power drivers! Nice!

And here's mine-- a winch whip.

Hoist, you did a fantastic job!

-Absolutely! -Yeah!

I thought we could replay the car rescue as a simulation.

Great idea!

And filling in for Mrs. Rubio is...

-Hey Chuck! How ya doin'? -I'm fine.

Okay. Let's give 'em a try.

Help is required. Help. Help.

You guys won't have much to do.

I can handle this by myself now.

Um... [nervous chuckle] Let me try that again.

Unstable situation detected.

[cracking]

Help is required. Help. Help.

I got this!

Pchoo... pch-- Whoaaa!

-Watch it! -Ahhh!

Look out!

My turn. Ahhhh!

That's not supposed to happen.

Huh? Whoaa!

-Help! -Incoming!

Uh... wahhhh!

Uh... ahhh!

Whoa... ! Ah... huh!

Ah.

Stop button! Stop button!

Who's "buttin?"

-And why do we need to stop him? -Whoaaa!

Stop... button!

Uh-oh!

Oh, stop button!

[panting]

Help no longer needed. Simulation fail.

[fail noise sounds]

I believe that was what

is officially known as a "disaster."

I'm so sorry, guys.

Sorry? What if that had been a real rescue?

Your tools would have made it even worse!

Unnghh!

It's not Hoist's fault.

We asked him to build these, remember?

Wedge is right, Whirl.

I thought the tools were ready, but...

I guess I'm just not the inventor you thought I was.

I don't like seeing Hoist so sad.

I shouldn't have blamed him.

The tools almost worked. Sort of.

All new technology requires a testing phase.

If only we could make Hoist see that.

Hey, maybe we can.

Hoist?

Hoist...

-[whispers] Hoist... -[both] Ah!

Sorry. Didn't mean to scare ya.

[laughing] I wasn't scared.

Come on. I have something to show you.

Don't worry. It'll be a good thing.

Hmmmm...

This is not a good thing.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Professor Boulder,

I didn't think anybody would tell you about this, and...

-Congratulations, Hoist! -For what?

Hot sh*t showed me these and told me

you invented them. Great job!

But... they were a disaster!

Maybe they weren't perfect the first time.

But that's how science works.

You use failure to figure out how to succeed.

You don't give up on something because of a few mistakes.

Or on somebody.

Sorry about the way I treated you.

Of course, these still do need a few tweaks.

But you'll get there.

And if you ever want help, just ask.

Um, Professor Boulder? Help please?

Cool tools version ..

I think we've fixed all the problems.

[siren blares]

Hey! It's an emergency call from Griffin Rock.

Looks like you'll get to try these tools out for real.

Uh, shouldn't we test them first, just to make sure?

I'll be with you in case things go wrong.

But I have full confidence in your inventions.

And in you, Hoist.

Me too. Who's on board?

I can't wait to give these a spin!

Spin! Get it?

-Unfortunately. I'm ready. -Yeah!

Thanks, guys.

What's that white stuff?

It's called "milk." It comes from cows,

but humans drink it! Weird, right?

Cows come in chocolate too, and strawberry!

And if hundreds of gallons of it spill out of the truck,

it can do a lot of damage.

Whirl, Hot sh*t,

go down and get the humans off the hillside.

Wedge, Medix, move those rocks

so Hoist can pull the truck back onto the road.

Whip away!

Hey, this works great!

Mission about to be accomplished!

All clear!

-[grunting] -[loud crash]

Sorry. I forgot to bring milk.

[wave roars]

[humans scream]

This. Is. Incredible!

These tools are beyond great.

They're awesome. Grea-awesome! [giggles]

I concur. Excellent job, Hoist.

Well yeah.

Didn't we tell you all along you could do it?

Humans have a saying about that.

If at first you don't succeed...

try, try again.

It helps to have teammates who believe in you.

Thanks, everyone.

Hey, we do get to keep these, right?

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