01x42 - Monster Savings

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♪ Earth needed help and they answered the call ♪

♪ No rescue too big, no hero too small ♪

♪ Recruits come to learn from the best of the best ♪

♪ They'll be Rescue Bots too, if they pass the test ♪

♪ Rescue Bots Academy roll to the rescue! ♪

♪ Roll to the rescue! Save the day ♪

♪ For you and me, roll to the rescue ♪

♪ Hot sh*t, Whirl, Hoist, Medix, and Wedge ♪

♪ Their teamwork, together, will give 'em the edge ♪

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♪ Roll, roll, roll! Roll out! ♪

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We're really excited about our latest finds!

We think they may have great historical importance.

Like this! A sculpture of one of your Earth leaders.

Um, that's actually a disguise.

To help you look like someone you're not.

Like when we disguise ourselves as vehicles,

because humans must never, ever learn of our existence?

Exactly.

Of course... if people were in real danger,

it would be worth breaking that rule.

Even Optimus says nothing's more important than saving lives.

Ah. I shall make a note of that.

[Hoist] Check this out!

We're pretty sure it's an egg.

And that it hatches into one of these!

-[squeak] -Ha!

Close, but this is a bath toy.

And this is a soccer ball.

You'll understand when you see it in action.

What is that? It's like Cube,

but without the armor and the flying.

And the battles. And the rockets.

Okay, it's nothing like Cube at all,

but we have to try it.

Why don't I show you guys how to play in Hero Hall?

Why don't I show you how to play?

-Will we need this? -Um...

-Not this time. -[squeak]

-[voice on TV] Hi, I'm Moe-- -What?

And to celebrate the opening of my th

Moe's Sporting Goods store,

I'm having a monster sale!

But don't take my word for it, ask a monster!

Ha ha, help! Save me!

This monster is slashing my prices!

-[gasp] -Medix?

-You coming? -But...

There's a giant aggressive tube-beast

-loose in Milford! -Trust me,

that "beast" isn't going to hurt anyone.

It's like a giant toy.

C'mon, let's go play soccer!

Hurry down to our monster sale before it's too late!

Hmm. That toy is vicious.

Grrrr. Thanks, Heatwave.

Leaving me all the boring jobs to do.

[Computer] Error, please begin again.

Grrrrr!

This is gonna take all day!

Grimlock! I was looking for Heatwave.

He's off on Rescue Bots business. Whaddya need?

I wish to report a monster att*ck

-at Moe's Sport Goods in Milford. -Huh?

I didn't hear about that.

It should have triggered an alarm.

[Computer] Error, please begin again.

Arrgghhh!

Can you type on this thing?

[Grimlock] I don't see any monsters.

-You sure about this Medix? -Quite, sir.

The beast must have gone into hiding!

Uh huh. Tell you what.

You keep an eye out for the monster.

I gotta get back to Heatwave's work.

Primus! I can't stand spreadsheets.

-But-- -Recruit, that's an order.

[Computer] Deleting file.

No no no! Arrrgghhh!!

[action music plays]

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Whoa!

I'll stop him!

-Ha ha! -Huh?

[effort grunt]

[effort noise]

Ah. [effort grunt]

Ahh!

Aw, bad luck guys.

You almost got me that time.

Okay, Hot sh*t.

Now I'm gonna teach you about passing the ball.

I don't like the sound of that. Oof!

We need Medix on our side. He's really fast.

Yeah, where is he?

Medix? You coming to play or what?

Help! Save me!

Negative. We need to help Moe!

He is in serious danger!

-Who's Moe? -Medix saw a commercial

with a monster att*ck on TV.

I don't think he understands it's all fake.

Medix, you're worrying about nothing.

[Hot sh*t] Trust me, Moe is gonna be just fine.

If they refuse to help,

then it appears I am Moe's only hope.

Rescue Bot recruit, roll out!

Medix, you missed a great game!

Medix?

Wow.

That monster thing looks like it really got to him.

I'd better try to explain commercials again.

-Medix? Where are you? -[static crackling]

Maybe he's with Grimlock.

Professor Grimlock.

-What's up? -We can't find Medix.

He was worried about a commercial he saw on TV

and I'm afraid he might think it's real.

Ohhhh. A commercial!

Now I get it. Something about a monster, right?

Medix told me about it,

but I don't know where he is now.

Um... I think I might.

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[music builds]

Ohh!

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Ah, there's the beast! Out of the way!

This is an emergency! Lives are at stake!

[gasp] Cody was right.

Nothing is more important!

[gasps]

-That's a big robot! -[screaming]

Uh, that's not a good thing, is it?

Grrrr. What is Medix doing?

He knows we can't reveal our bot forms

unless human lives are in danger!

He must think they are.

Stand down! I'm here to protect the people of Milford.

You will stop your att*ck immediately.

-[screaming] -You leave me no alternative!

The safety of the people is my number one concern!

I'm afraid I must remove you from this city!

[gasps]

Sir-- Or Madam-- Monster.

You appear to be in distress.

I have medical training, may I be of assistance?

Ohhh. Uh oh.

Um... Hello.

Nice weather we're having. [nervous laughter]

Distract the crowd, and get Medix out of there fast!

Um guys, there's a national news team heading right for him!

If they get Medix on camera,

everyone on Earth will know about us!

Rescue Bot recruits, roll out!

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Of all the days for Heatwave to leave me in charge.

-Ahh. Huh? -This is a misunderstanding.

I was trying to protect you, see?

-[gasps] -Um...

Is there any chance you could all just forget

you've seen me?

I guess not.

[engine revving]

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[gasps]

-Ooh! -[cheering]

Medix, quick-- follow me!

[cheering]

-Where'd he go? -[both] He's gone. Aw man!

Medix, I hope you learned a lesson.

[Grimlock] Your team saved us all today.

Hopefully everyone will forget this ever happened.

Yeah, not so sure about that, boss.

This is a day the city will never forget!

The Monday a Metal Monster Menaced Milford!

Grrr! We have to fix this.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize that what's on television

-isn't always real. -Yeah!

We played that soccer game we saw,

and there's no slo-mo or instant replays.

I'll never believe anything I see on TV again.

-That's it! -What's it?

Maybe we can make Milford think Medix

was just part of one of Moe's Sporting Goods commercials!

Then they won't think he's a real Bot,

just a fake TV one!

Our secret will be safe!

-You have a plan, Cody? -Yeah.

But you're not gonna like it.

Greetings, people of Milford.

I'm back.

Get this on camera, hurry!

I have returned to protect the Monster Savings

at Moe's Sporting Goods from actual monsters!

From actual monsters.

[roar]

[roooaar]

These prices are too low.

I'll tear the place down!

Great acting, sir. I mean...

[imitating voice] You'll have to go through me first!

Monst-sir!

[thud]

Weird. I don't remember ordering another commercial stunt.

Oh well. Come on in folks!

You think those fellas are big,

wait till you see the size of our sale!

-Ohhh... -Oh, sales?

[together] Yes, there are monster savings

at Moe's Sporting Goods.

And we should know, because we're monsters.

-Awesome, let's go! -Let's go take a look.

That's the last time I take a story tip from you.

Although since we're here,

I have been wanting a new golf club.

We should know because we're monsters.

That is never going to stop being awesome.

-Can we watch it again? -[angry growl]

The good news is, it worked.

Milford thinks it was all a stunt.

Medix must be thrilled. Where is he?

He said he needed a rest after all the adventure,

so he's taking a break in front of the TV.

Are we sure that's a good idea?

Doctor! I've lost my memory.

You must tell me who I am!

Where do they come up with this stuff, it's so fake!

I wish I could... But I've lost my memory too!

I'm Fiona of Fiona's Sofas,

and my prices are out of this world.

But don't take my word for it, ask an actual alien.

These prices are cheap!

Guys!

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