[NARRATOR] Four turtles...
four brothers...
genetically reborn
in the sewers of New York.
Named after the great
Renaissance masters...
and trained as ninjas.
They battled
many creatures and foes
before defeating
their arch-enemy,
the Shredder.
But now,
a greater evil is poised
to destroy
their very brotherhood.
An evil born , years ago.
It was in that time
that a warrior king named Yoatl
led a brotherhood that fought
side by side with one purpose.
To conquer all the kingdoms
of the world.
Nothing could
stand in their way,
as they left a trail of
destruction behind them.
[MAN YELLS]
[ALL SHOUTING]
In his quest, the warrior
learned of a constellation
known as the Stars of Kicaan.
Every , years,
the stars would align...
opening a portal
to a world of unknown power.
He became immortal,
but at a price.
[YELLING]
His brotherhood
was turned to stone.
And upon the portal's opening,
monsters were released
into our world.
[GROWLS]
The warrior king was left
to eternally walk the Earth...
unable to die
or forget his horrible mistake.
And the monsters
that were unleashed
continue to plague mankind
to this very day.
- [WOMAN] Monsters.
- [MAN CHUCKLES]
No.
We appreciate
the generous donation
for the continued protection
of your village.
After all, the jungle
can be a very dangerous place.
- Mama!
- [MAN] Oh, she is dangerous.
There's monsters out there.
[MEN LAUGHING]
[DRIVER] Whoa!
[CURSES IN SPANISH]
Watch where you're going.
There's a log
on the road, senor.
Well, if you're not too busy,
remove it!
Cortez, andale.
[GASPS]
Dios mio.
[EXCLAIMS]
Who are you? Show yourself.
[DRIVER] The Ghost of the Jungle.
He punishes those
who prey upon the weak.
He's coming.
[EXCLAIMS]
I just remembered I left the stove
on. My wife, she hates that!
- Coward. Get back here.
- You're on your own, jefe.
Show yourself. Do you realize
who you're dealing with?
What is this? What?
[GRUNTS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
I am not afraid of a myth.
I'm not afraid of a ghost.
What are you?
[YELLS]
[SCREAMS]
[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
[GASPS] It's a miracle.
[WOMEN EXCLAIMING]
The Ghost of the Jungle.
There. That's where I saw him.
Thank you.
You'd better get home now.
Do you know the ghost?
He wasn't always a ghost.
[GRUNTS]
Hello?
Is anyone here?
Hello?
[EXCLAIMS]
[LEONARDO] It's a long way
from the city to just drop in.
Leo.
You came all the way down here
to look for me?
Actually, I was already here
on business.
But then the local legend
started sounding familiar,
so I decided to snoop around.
What kind of business?
Ancient artifacts.
Some tycoon with too much time
on his hands
has his heart
set on a collection
of -year-old statues.
Well, you always did run
with a strange crowd, April.
Yeah, well. Our strange crowd
hasn't been the same
without you.
Things aren't looking so good
back home.
[SIGHS] How bad could it be?
Donnie's probably got everything
under control.
{\an }- Sir? Sir. Sir.
- [MAN CHATTERING]
Did you turn the computer on?
Have you plugged it in?
Yeah, that would help.
No, I'm not playing hard to get.
I'm telling you, sir, it's not
that kind of phone line.
I'm not your enemy.
I'm just Donnie,
your friendly IT tech support,
here to help you
hours a day, sir.
Yeah, I'm sorry. Ma'am.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
But Donnie's a genius.
Why would he
take a job like that?
At least he's keeping busy.
Well, if he's doing that,
who's keeping an eye on Mikey?
[APRIL] Mike's gotten into the,
um, entertainment business.
{\an }Yeah.
Happy birthday
from Cowabunga Carl.
[ALL CHEERING]
Oh, no! Oh!
Take it easy, little dudes.
I bruise easily.
Hey, black-and-blue clashes with
green, dudes. Hey, that's... [GROANS]
He's a big hit.
All right. Let's hear it.
What's Raph doing?
No one really knows.
He just sleeps all day.
Well, what's he do all night?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
{\an }POLICE[MAN] , , burglary
in progress at th and Broadway.
Suspects considered
armed and dangerous.
[RAPHAEL] Time to punch in.
Good work, boys. That was easier
than I thought it was gonna be.
Hey, look, guys.
I grabbed a toaster.
I love your work ethic, Tommy.
It's an inspiration to us all.
[GROANS]
[SCREAMING]
- What was that?
- Huh?
What's going on, guys?
[CHAIN CLANGS]
What in the... Ow!
[GRUNTING]
Looks like it's just
you and me, shaky.
Take it easy.
I'm not gonna hurt you...
much.
- Boom!
- [SCREAMING]
[HORN HONKS]
I love when they play
hard to get.
The Nightwatcher.
- He's doing our job for us again.
- Tommy...
- Keep your hands to yourself.
- Hey, who's tickling me?
Your training period
ended a year ago.
And Splinter says
you don't write anymore.
Splinter sent me down here
to become a better leader.
I can't go back a failure.
Besides, these people need me
more than my brothers do.
If Master Splinter were here,
he would ask you, "What is
your heart telling you?"
I don't know.
I just know something's missing.
Your brothers need you, Leo.
They're lost without you.
Leo?
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SETEREO]
[DOOR SLAMS]
Ha!
Why skate a halfpipe
when you can skate a sewer pipe?
[WHOOPING]
Whoa!
Sewer's up, brah.
[LAUGHS]
Whoo!
[YELLS]
Ho-ho! Cowabunga!
Whoa!
Yeah!
Ow!
[DISTORTED] Dude.
[NORMAL VOICE] Going down.
Yeah.
Here's Mikey.
- [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
- [VIDEO GAMES SOUNDS]
Guys?
Anyone?
Hello?
[SIGHS] Whatever.
This place used to be fun.
[NEWSCASTER] And with
rocketing interest rates,
that's bad news for homeowners
as the real-estate market
continues its downward spiral.
{\an }Coming up, the vigilante known
as Nightwatcher strikes again.
[MAN] Now, I can't say for sure,
but he was definitely an alien.
[WOMAN] I think it's a disgrace, taking
the law into your own hands like that.
- Leave it to the police.
- [NEWSCASTER] Up next...
I remember
how that used to feel,
busting up crime syndicates.
Sure, they had a bunch of g*ns,
but they weren't
like these g*ns. [GRUNTS]
Why do you do this
to yourself, Mikey?
Those glory days are over.
Forget about 'em.
Get on with your life.
Concentrate on your work.
Yeah, yeah.
Spoken like a true has-been.
Well, look who woke up.
I suppose you think the
Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.
Beats sitting around doing
nothing while dirtbags run free.
I would love to know what it is
that you do that's so great.
At least we're contributing around
here. All you do is sleep all day.
Yeah, I do nothing.
You're right.
You got me all figured out.
I know that your attitude
has always been
a source of contention
to this team.
You think fear is the best way to
accomplish things, but you're wrong.
First of all, this team you
speak of doesn't exist anymore.
And second of all... [GRUNTS]
[SPLINTER] Raphael.
Enough.
[CHUCKLES]
I think I made my point.
That doesn't prove anything.
Why couldn't you send him away
for training?
Donatello, this home
has become like an empty shell.
Each of your brothers
has strengths and weaknesses.
You must learn to be strong
when they are weak.
If you don't learn
to recognize this,
then all hope is lost
for our family.
[MAN] Keep it coming.
[APRIL] Hey, careful.
Those aren't souvenirs.
[MAN] Ah.
Sorry about that, ma'am.
Where are you, Casey?
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Come on. Come on, pick up.
Don't do this to me again.
Not now.
Casey can't come
to the phone right now
'cause we're hardly working.
[GROANS] This better be good.
[APRIL] Casey,
I am standing on the dock
with a priceless statue
and no delivery truck.
- So my question is, where are you?
- April.
Hey, babe. I am so sorry.
I set the alarm clock, but...
[CLOCK BEEPS]
It's broken. The clock...
It's bad enough that you're out
every night playing vigilante,
but we've got
a deadline to meet.
[SIGHS] I'm sorry.
Oh, wait, babe, real quick.
You left a message
saying you found Leo.
- I mean, is he there with you?
- No.
I found him.
He's not coming back.
But...
But didn't you tell him
how weird
things have gotten
with the Turtles?
Look, Casey, we're gonna lose
the biggest client we have
if you don't get down here.
All right. I'm on my way.
Please tell me we're getting
paid by the pound here.
Is this place a museum or what?
You've never
heard of WintersCorp?
That's what I'm telling you.
They're into everything,
real estate,
technology, pharmaceuticals,
hair gel.
- [CASEY] I don't wear hair gel.
- [APRIL] Really?
[CASEY] I'm the caveman type,
au naturel.
Just make sure you don't
touch anything in here.
Hey, I was born careful.
- [SHATTERS]
- [SIGHS]
- Hope that wasn't expensive.
- [ALARM BLARING]
Oh, wait... Just... I'm...
- Oh, boy.
- Please tell me that wasn't you.
- [APRIL] Mr. Winters.
- Miss O'Neil.
All the pieces
are coming together.
Oh, my.
This is my associate, Casey.
- Nice to meet you, Kenny.
- Boyfriend. It's Casey.
So you were successful?
Yes. The fourth general.
I want to ask you before I go,
if I could take one last look?
I believe this is the one
they call General Akeela?
[WINTERS] It's actually "Aguila,"
but that was a good try.
These statues may appear
to be only stone,
but they're like family to me.
I didn't choose them.
Friends you can choose,
but never your family.
Okay, then.
[CASEY EXCLAIMS]
Take care, Mr. Winters.
If you've come to k*ll me,
could you make it fast?
I've got a shareholders'
meeting at : .
I'd rather miss it.
If we had come here to hurt you,
you'd be hurting already.
The Foot Clan and I
have come to hear your offer.
Well, it appears that today
is my lucky day.
I must warn you,
we do not come cheap.
Does it look like
money is of any concern to me?
Only time is of the essence,
my dear.
Since you're so rich
and powerful,
what is it we could
possibly have to offer you?
I need you to be
my eyes and ears.
I have some friends
coming to town
that I'd like to roll out
the red carpet for.
Greet them warmly
and bring them to me.
And how will we know
these friends?
[WINTERS] Don't worry,
they're impossible to miss.
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
- [SNAPPING]
- [WINGS FLUTTERING]
[GULPS, BURPS]
And you keep them up. Got that?
And don't let me catch you
calling the cops.
[GASPS] What? Not again.
[GRUNTS]
Didn't I take care of you
last week?
Hey. Oh, no. Come on, now. Wait.
I'm very disappointed in you,
knucklehead.
- Guess night school's in session.
- [CASEY WHISTLES]
Hope I'm not disturbing class.
Hey, Nightwatcher,
need any teaching assistants?
[NIGHTWATCHER] [SOFTLY]
Oh, no. Casey.
[CLEARS THROAT] I got this one
covered, pal. Thanks, but no, thanks.
You think
you own these rooftops?
I happen to think
you could use my help.
And I could use a sidekick.
You may have everyone else fooled,
but you haven't fooled me, Raph.
Yeah, well, guess what, pal.
Now you...
Hey, wait a minute.
How did you know it was me?
Wasn't that hard, man. You know,
you look like a big, metal turtle.
[GROANS] It's that obvious, huh?
[MAN PANTING] I should've
stayed in law school.
[CASEY] Oh, ain't that cute?
He's trying to get away.
[MAN GRUNTING]
[CASEY] Well,
looks like I got a sidekick.
[NIGHTWATCHER] Yeah, right.
You're the sidekick.
[MAN] What, is it performance
art? I don't get it.
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
[RAPHAEL] What was I
supposed to do?
Sit around, wait for Leo to come
back and save the day?
I mean, we haven't
heard one word from him
since Splinter sent him away
on his little vacation.
Come on, you think these lowlifes take
vacations at the first sign of pressure?
No. The criminal element of this city
may be guilty of a lot of things
but being quitters
ain't one of them.
You know, I don't even care
about Leo anymore.
Kind of hope
he never comes back.
Come on, aren't you being
a little hard on the guy?
I don't know. It's possible.
I guess if I could live anywhere
other than the city, I'd go too.
But I could never
leave this place.
I can't even sleep without the sound
of the subway rumbling over my head.
I guess it comes from growing up
with a houseful of brothers.
I'm not trying to tell you
what to do.
I'm just saying that if it was my
brother, I'd find a way to work it out.
But that's just me.
I got my own issues, you know?
Like back at home, with April.
There's this whole thing
about settling down
that makes me
miss the old times.
I don't know if I can be the
grownup she needs me to be.
[SNORING SOFTLY]
[SIGHS] Good talk, Raph.
[KEYS BEEPING]
[WINTERS] Arise, my brothers.
Arise, dear sister.
The Stars of Kicaan align.
All ye generals,
wake from your stone slumber.
Dude...
[SNORING] Dude.
[SNORING CONTINUES]
Come on...
Enter.
Kneel, my son.
I return
from my training, master.
I was so caught up in my own world,
I forgot about everyone else.
I'm sorry I failed.
[SPLINTER] On the contrary,
my son...
now you are much stronger.
Your strength
is needed here now.
You owe me no apology, but perhaps
you should talk to Raphael.
Your absence has been
particularly difficult for him...
though he'll never admit it.
I'm certain things will be back
to normal in no time, master.
Good. Because
until you can act as one,
you are forbidden to fight.
Yes, Sensei.
I have missed you, Leonardo.
I've missed you too, Father.
Raphael...
Your brother is home.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Welcome home.
Yeah. Thanks.
Well, [YAWNS] I'm going to bed.
[RAPHAEL] Hey, Leo's back. Better go
say hello before he leaves again.
- What? Leo!
- Hey. [CHUCKLES]
- Hey.
- [MICHELANGELO] Huh, Leo?
- Is that really you?
- Yeah.
- I'm, like, dreaming, aren't I?
- No, Mikey, you're not dreaming.
Oh, good. I have nightmares
about birthday parties.
[RAPHAEL] Okay, Leo, I'll bite.
What are we doing up here?
I told Splinter I'd get
this team in shape again.
Hey, I've been training. Since you left,
my video-game scores have, like, doubled.
Right, and while you've been
playing games, little brother...
this Nightwatcher character's
come into the neighborhood
like some kind of vigilante
showboat. But his days are done.
Hey, you went AWOL, Leo...
and the Nightwatcher was the
only guy to pick up the slack.
Crime never took a break.
You did.
I heard his bike turns into a
plane, or, like, a jetpack.
Hey, Don, you're so smart,
why don't we have jetpacks?
Yeah. That's good, Mikey. I don't even
trust you with a driver's license.
- Have you seen the way this guy behaves...
- [LOUD ROARING]
Whoa.
Oh-ho! Someone's cranky.
[ROARING]
- Okay, jungle boy. Grab a vine.
- Raph, wait.
Splinter told us not to fight.
[MICHELANGELO CHUCKLING]
"Jungle boy." Good one.
[GROANS]
[LEONARDO] All right. But remember, we're
only up here for training.
[MICHELANGELO] You know what I
always say, "Train by doing, dude."
[LEONARDO] Mikey,
when have you ever said that?
Oof... You smell that?
It's like a monkey cage up here.
- [RAPHAEL] Whoa.
- [SCREAMING]
Wow, good news is,
there's a bunch of Foot ninjas
getting the snot
kicked out of them.
[ROARING]
Bad news is, this thing
is gonna run out of bodies soon.
Yeah, so? You think
we should help these guys?
I'd rather enjoy the show. What do
you say, fearless leader?
- We're not...
- I say we stop talking.
[RAPHAEL YELLS]
Yahoo!
[MICHELANGELO] Come here,
fuzzy wuzzy.
[KARAI] You.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
I think we're getting off
on the wrong foot here.
- We're trying to help you.
- [KARAI] Never.
Team... [SPEAKING JAPANESE]
[LEONARDO] Wait,
the Shredder's dead.
Who are you working for?
[RAPHAEL] Hey, a little help,
O fearless one.
That was too easy.
Like I said, too easy.
Bad dog.
[GROWLS]
[DONATELLO GRUNTS]
Look at me. Found the elevator.
[MICHELANGELO] Oh, my shoulder.
[DONATELLO] My spleen!
[THUDDING]
[RAPHAEL] This place
needed a skylight.
[GROWLS]
[MICHELANGELO] This is why
we need jetpacks.
- [DONATELLO] Okay, any more bright ideas?
- [MICHELANGELO] How about this?
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[MICHELANGELO] When this is over,
I'm totally calling the architect.
[FLASHLIGHTS SWITCH ON]
[SNARLS]
[GRUNTS]
[DONATELLO] Wait a minute. How did
something that big just disappear?
- [SIRENS WAILING]
- It doesn't... Uh-oh...
[MICHELANGELO]
Dude, it's the cops.
[LEONARDO] Raph. Raph!
[SIREN CONTINUES WAILING]
[MICHELANGELO] Oh, yeah. The
Turtles are back, dudes. [LAUGHS]
I give us a ten for style,
an eight for skill,
and a two for stealth.
What seems to be the problem?
The problem is that we were
hired to merely patrol the city
and report
anything strange to you.
You never said anything
about monsters.
[WINTERS] Ooh...
Now, I'm sorry that your illustrious
group have been reduced to hired g*ns,
but I believe
we made a deal, Karai.
And I expect you to honor it.
You do understand honor,
don't you?
Mm.
So how did we fare?
My, my, my.
And what is your name?
[SNARLS]
Were there
any problems, general?
[AGUILA] None, my lord.
Then show these fools
how a true warrior acts.
Keep them on schedule
in completing their task.
[KARAI] We do not need any help.
[WINTERS] Nevertheless, Karai, I trust
my family more than I trust you.
You may be the eyes and ears,
but they are the muscle.
They will help you gather the
remaining twelve of these abominations
so we can finally see
our birthrights fulfilled.
[SNICKERS] It's going to be
quite a party.
[ROARS]
Dudes, did anyone get the license plate
of that thing that hit us last night?
Ow, my head.
[DONATELLO] Okay, that was just
weird. I mean, first the Foot,
then that hideous monster.
Yeah. It looked like
your mom, dude. [LAUGHS]
Yeah, that would make her
your mom too, doofus.
Yeah, whatever.
Keep laughing, Mikey.
Last night was an embarrassment.
I'll tell you
what's embarrassing.
You can't even follow
a single order.
Oh, how cute. You've been
back for five minutes
and now you're schooling us
on your master plan?
Okay, so this is my fault now,
huh, Raph?
I'm the only one
that has to be responsible?
Hey, you're the trained master,
not me.
- Dudes, can it. Here comes Splinter.
- [STICK TAPPING]
[SPLINTER SINGING AND HUMMING]
Oh... Good morning, my sons.
MICHELANGELO, [DONATELLO]
Good morning, Sensei.
[RAPHAEL] Sup?
[CONTINUES SINGING]
[SPLINTER] Every ninja's day should
start with a healthy breakfast.
It fills me with pride
to see you boys together again.
If anyone needs me,
I'll be watching my stories.
- [LEONARDO] Hothead.
- [RAPHAEL] Splinter, Jr.
Cody is going to break up
with Donna. I just know it.
[NEWSCASTER] We interrupt the Gilmore
Girls for this special news report.
{\an } Monsters loose in the city?
Strange reports are coming in
about a construction site incident
{\an } that sounds like something
out of science fiction.
{\an }Boys!
[SPLINTER] Leonardo,
I am most disappointed in you.
You are the eldest
of your brothers.
I was counting on you to bring
order to the chaos of this family.
This is why I have forbidden
any surface activity.
We cannot return to the surface
to fight evil
if we continue
to fight each other.
But, Master Splinter, how
can I be expected to do so...
There are no excuses when you
are the leader, my student.
[SIGHS]
We have to go out and find
who's responsible for this.
There ain't no other solution.
Save the brute-vigilante junk
for that Nightwatchman.
- Nightwatcher.
- [MICHELANGELO] Nightwatch-er.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm going out.
[SNARLS]
[MEN SCREAMING]
[MONO GRUNTS]
[SNARLS]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SETEREO]
[NEWSCASTER] Witnesses say
there are holes in the floors
as if something or someone had just
blasted straight down through them
leaving authorities
scratching their heads.
[SIGHS] Well, at least some people
care about justice these days.
[RAPHAEL WHISPERING]
Hey, Casey.
- Raph?
- Meet me on the roof, okay?
What is it?
The roof. You know what the
roof is, don't you?
Pushy sidekick.
[NEWSCASTER] We've gotten this
image in from an amateur cameraman
and I do stress "amateur."
Casey, come look at this.
Be safe.
What's this all about, Raph?
We got bigger things to worry
about than I think criminals.
Like what?
[MONSTER SCREECHING]
- [CASEY] Whoa!
- [RAPHAEL] Come on.
[CASEY] I think we lost it.
It's gotta be
around here somewhere.
[CASEY] I don't think so.
- [SCREECHING]
- [BOTH YELLING]
What's going on, Raph?
Did I mention we ran into
a monster last night?
No, you kind of failed to
tell me about that one, buddy.
[MONSTER MOANING]
[CASEY] You do know I only have
a wooden bat, don't you?
[SNARLING]
The Foot?
I thought they were history.
And now we got walking statues?
You got a plan for those?
Yeah. Hey,
Those are a first for me too.
And who knows?
These guys might be friendly.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Friendly.
Wait a second.
Those statues look... Oop...
[CLATTERING]
[GATO] Witnesses.
[RAPHAEL] Watch out.
I don't feel so good.
[SNARLS]
[RAPHAEL] That can't be good.
[CASEY COUGHS]
That's just rude.
[GASPS] Hey, wait up.
- Raph?
- Come here.
- [RAPHAEL] What, you never heard of smoke pellets?
- Warn me next time.
[COUGHS] I got allergies.
[CASEY] Come on. That's
the second mask this week.
[RAPHAEL] They'll never
find us in here.
Stay with me, now.
We'll be out of here soon.
[BANGS DOOR]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[CASEY] No.
And I thought Girl Scouts
were pushy.
[GRUNTING]
Some people
just can't take a hint.
[GRUNTING]
[OFFICER] This is the police.
You on the roof,
put your hands behind your...
What is that?
Tommy, you see this?
[GRUNTS]
[HELICOPTER HOVERING]
Yeah, you better run.
[EXHALES IN RELIEF]
I gotta hand it to you, Raph.
You sure know how to show
a lady a good time.
Raph?
Oh, no. I gotta get you
someplace safe, pal.
Mmm, mmm-mmm.
My compliments to the chef.
[BURPS]
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
[CHUCKLES] Anyone for dessert?
- No!
- Yes.
Cowabunga Carl Party Services.
Cowabunga, dude.
[APRIL] Raph's hurt. You need
to get over here right away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down, April.
What happened to Raph?
I don't know. He's unconscious.
[SIGHS] We'll be right there.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Leo!
You came back.
Leo!
Sorry the reunion isn't
under better circumstances.
[CHUCKLES] Whoa.
Nice pad, kids.
Oh, hey, Raph.
Well, his vital signs
seem to be okay.
Pupil dilation is normal.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Some sort of stone.
Probably obsidian, I think.
Well, is he gonna be all right?
You're still here?
Go back to your jungle.
Well, at least
his personality's still intact.
And there's an engraving
on it. Looks South American.
That's your department, April.
Would it help things
if I told you
that those statues you collected
for that Winters guy
were sh**ting these things
at me and Raph?
"The Legend of Yaotl."
It can't be.
It was just a myth.
A scary story the locals
told kids around a campfire.
Whoa, what are you
talking about?
They say , years ago,
some great warrior
actually found a portal
to another dimension.
And when the portal opened,
the energy from it
gave the warrior eternal life.
But it also turned
his generals to stone.
What if this warrior
just kept living forever?
He would spend the rest
of his days in regret,
spending all of his riches
and all of his power
to find a way to revive
his stone generals.
Maybe, just maybe,
he's built a new empire.
[MUSIC INTENSIFYING]
[FIRE CRACKLING]
But, hey, like I said,
it's just a myth.
Hmm, if you ask me, guys,
this has Winters' name
written all over it.
How do you figure that, Donnie?
[BOTH] Yeah.
Because this has Winters' name
written all over it.
Now I know who to thank
for this sh*t in the arm.
So where do we find this guy
and his stone jokers?
We're not going anywhere until
we get Splinter's blessing.
You're going to stand here
and quote a rulebook to me
that you ain't been following
for a year?
Look, Raph, if you got something you
wanna get off your shell, now's the time.
But I'm not gonna stand here and debate
Splinter's direct orders with you.
Fine, then. I quit.
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, Raph. Don't do it, man.
Sometimes,
just taking a breather
is the best thing to do.
[SIGHS] Whatever.
[SIREN WAILING]
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
To picking up the pieces.
What is it?
Two creatures remain, my lord.
Well, by all means, then,
let's finish it.
And you will finally be
free of your stone prison.
But if the curse is broken,
we will no longer be immortal.
Brother, do not question
my command.
[GRUNTS]
- [ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING]
- Yeah! Here we go, now.
[APRIL]
So what are we looking for?
Well, according
to these star charts,
the portal is set to open
directly over Winters Tower
in the next hours.
[APRIL] So the legend is right.
, years.
And when the portal opens,
we'll lose the city to monsters
within hours.
Within days, the country.
And within weeks, the world.
[GRUNTS]
Oh, so it's like Halley's Comet,
only monsters come out?
Um... Yes, I... I guess so.
[CHUCKLES] I'm smart.
- [CRASHES]
- [GROANS]
I'm okay.
Why do we need Raph anyway?
It's his temper that always
jeopardizes all our missions.
Okay, Leo. Whatever you say.
Nobody was talking about him.
Leonardo, this team you are
so eager to lead is incomplete.
You know what you must do.
Yes, Sensei.
[AGUILA] Generals,
I think our brother
has plans to betray us.
The th monster
must not be found.
[NEWSCASTER] Why don't we take one more
call about these monster sightings?
Suffern, New Jersey, you're on.
Monster sightings. [SCOFFS]
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
- Hmm?
[SCREAMING] A monster!
[DISPATCHER] Attention,
all on-duty officers.
Report of a disturbance on nd.
No units available.
They're playing my song.
[BREATHING UNSTEADILY]
Where... Where are the cops?
How come the cops
haven't shown up?
Just remember
what my analyst said,
just go to my happy place.
Just go to my happy place
it's gonna be fine.
Happy place.
I'm feeling good. I'm thin.
- Don't get up.
- [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
I'll serve myself.
[MONSTER CHOMPING]
Oh, look at you. Ain't you cute?
You want a butt-kicking,
little fella?
[BABY-TALK]
Yes, you do. You do.
Come on, I'm gonna
drop-kick you to hurty town.
Come on, little guy.
[SCREAMING]
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
Get off of me,
you little monster!
- You're scratching the helmet.
- [CACKLING]
Okay, that was different.
[MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING]
[CACKLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]
Hey, this thing ain't rustproof!
Get off of me!
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [MONSTER GROANS]
- [CACKLING]
- [MUSIC CONTINUES]
Come on.
[GROWLING]
How about a snack, little fella?
Catch!
[GULPS]
[MUFFLED expl*si*n]
[SCREECHING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[CONTINUES SCREECHING]
Keep on running,
you filthy little hermit crab.
That spicy meatball's
on the house.
[EXCLAIMS]
Big guy, please don't hurt me.
What? I'm not robbing you,
I'm helping you.
Okay, whatever you say, sir.
Please, I got kids in college.
Community college.
[GRUNTS] Here you go, pal.
- Make sure this is safe.
- Take everything.
I'm not even looking. Go.
[NIGHTWATCHER] Why is it
everyone's got such a hard time
- believing I am a good guy?
- [MAN] Don't worry about it.
[NIGHTWATCHER]
I just saved your life.
[SIGHS] This night just keeps
getting better and better.
[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- [GRUNTING]
- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
[ANNOYED GROAN]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[GRUNTING]
[CAR HONKS]
[GRUNTING]
[MUSIC INTENSIFYING]
[PANTS]
I want you to know that
I appreciate your intentions,
but you can't change
the world like this.
- [MUFFLED] The road you're on is a dead end.
- [NIGHTWATCHER] Is he kidding?
- I've tried it.
- He's lecturing.
[ALOUD]
So I'm gonna give you one chance
to just walk away and stop
this vigilante nonsense.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
Okay, Leo,
time to teach you a lesson.
Look, trust me when I tell you,
you don't want to do this.
[GRUNTING]
[CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah.
Well, I noticed
you got quite a temper.
Hey, have you ever
done this before?
Oh, come on!
You call that an att*ck?
- [THUNDER RUMBLING]
- [SCOFFS]
[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, finally,
some excitement.
[GRUNTING]
Funny thing about anger...
Let it consume you,
and soon enough...
[GRUNTS]
...you lose sight of everything.
[MUSIC INTENSIFYING]
[GROANS]
Good night, Dark Prince.
[GROANING]
Raph?
What?
[GRUNTING]
You are so smug, you know that?
You think the world revolves
around you, don't you?
That we couldn't
possibly survive
without the mighty
and powerful Leonardo
to guide us
through our problems, huh?
Well, I got a news flash
for you.
We got along just fine
without you.
Oh, and this qualifies
as "just fine"?
Dressing up like
it's Halloween every night?
Risking the safety
of our family?
I mean, come on.
What were you thinking?
Don't push it, Leo.
You can't leave home
and come back
expecting us
to fall in line again
like your little soldiers.
Hey, I was training,
training to be
a better leader for you.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
Why do you hate me for that?
And whoever said
I wanted to be led?
I'm better off
calling my own sh*ts.
Now get used to it!
You aren't ready!
You're impatient
and hot-tempered.
And more importantly,
I'm better than you.
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
Oh, you know something,
big brother?
I have to disagree
with you on that one.
Don't do this, Raph.
I'm done taking orders.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[CAPTIVATING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[PANTING]
Huh?
[GROANS]
Not human, but clearly
not the final monster.
Yaotl won't know the difference.
By the time
our brother discovers
this turtle is not
the th monster,
it will already be too late.
[LEONARDO SCREAMS]
Leo.
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTS] Leo! Hang on!
Leo!
Leo!
[GRUNTING]
[SHOUTING] No!
- [GRUNTS]
- Raphael!
What is the matter?
I was out. I was out
and I did something.
Something happened and...
And then, I... Then, I...
[GRUNTS]
Raphael. Kneel.
I did something.
I did something really stupid,
Master Splinter.
Go on.
I know why you chose him now.
I know that there's a reason
why he's the better son,
and I'm not.
Rafael.
You always bear the world's
problems on your shoulders.
It is an admirable quality
when you are a protector
of others.
But you must realize that
while at times
you may not be
my favorite student,
it does not mean that you are
my least favorite son.
You are strong, passionate
and loyal to a fault.
These are the merits
of a great leader as well,
but only when tempered
with compassion and humility.
But Master Splinter,
I messed up big tonight.
I mean big.
They took him.
Leonardo.
Yeah.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Then the time for hiding
is over.
We must return to the surface
to take back what is ours.
By your wish, Father.
Long have we been in hiding.
Perhaps too long.
Well, what do we do now?
I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
We're gonna rescue our brother,
and then we're gonna
save New York City.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ What ya got now
Gotta gotta give up ♪
♪ What ya got now
Gotta gotta give up ♪
♪ What ya got now
What ya got now... ♪
Whoa.
I got it on my last trip
to Japan.
- You like it?
- Oh, yeah.
♪ I may be ugly...
No way.
♪ But they sure love to stare ♪
Oh!
You can't go trick-or-treating
without your mask.
Oh, babe. Thanks.
♪ I may be ugly... ♪
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
As ordered,
no one gets into the tower.
No one interferes.
No one bears witness.
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
You've got to be kidding me.
[CASEY] Uh, [LAUGHS
SHEEPISHLY] Cowabunga, dude!
Uh, I'm here for little Maxie's
th birthday party?
[KARAI] Leave. Now.
[CASEY] Oh, you don't
understand, lady. I got...
[WINTERS] At last,
after , years,
the time is finally at hand.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[HOWLING]
[SCREECHING]
[CRACKLING]
What?
What have you done?
Your time for giving orders
is over.
[WINTERS] You don't understand.
I want to send these creatures
back to where they came from.
To undo the damage that was done
so many years ago.
Time had done nothing
but made you weak.
We have our own plans.
Immortality is a curse, brother.
Trust me. I've lived
long enough to know.
We have to find
that th monster.
- It's time to end it.
- No!
Our time is just beginning.
[CASEY GRUNTING]
- [GRUNTS]
- [YELLS]
[APRIL GRUNTING]
[NINJA GROANING]
- [RAPHAEL] A little help, Don!
- [DONATELLO] I'm on it!
[RAPHAEL GRUNTING]
[NINJAS SCREAMING]
[SPLINTER GRUNTING]
[NINJAS GROANING]
[MICHELANGELO] Heads up, dudes!
- [NINJAS GROANING IN PAIN]
- [NINJA YELLS]
- [APRIL GRUNTS]
- [NINJA GROANS]
[APRIL] Guys!
Front door's open. Now!
Two minutes for high sticking.
[NINJAS GROAN IN PAIN]
Dudes, that rocked!
Let's go again.
[NINJAS GROAN]
Dudes, what do we do?
I'm working on it.
You break it, you buy it.
- [CASEY GRUNTS]
- [ALARM BLARING]
Yeah! All right!
- [CASEY] All right! Nice.
- [MICHELANGELO LAUGHS]
- Nice work, Jones.
- Oh! [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] I have my moments.
Whoa! Check it out.
That would be the swirling vortex
to another world, I assume.
[CASEY] Cool. I want one.
Leo? Is that you?
- [ROARING]
- [MICHELANGELO] Oh!
- [THUDS]
- Sorry! Wrong cage.
[RAPHAEL] Leo! I got him!
[DONATELLO]
Out of the way, please.
[RAPID BEEPING]
Hey, buddy.
Come on, man. Up we go.
- [LEONARDO GROANS]
- [RAPHAEL] There you go.
[COUGHING]
You're gonna need these if you're
gonna lead us out of here.
I'm gonna need you, too.
[WINTERS SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
- [APRIL] Winters?
- [MICHELANGELO] Looks more like fall, get it?
Mikey, remember our talk.
Looks like someone got to him
before us.
[APRIL] Is he dead?
Not so immortal, huh, dudes?
- [GASPS]
- [ALL EXCLAIM]
[PANTING]
[APRIL] Your time's
run out, Winters.
Miss O'Neil.
I must have
hit my head pretty hard,
I'm seeing giant turtles.
We know
what you're up to, Winters.
We know about the portal
and we think that it's time
you sent
all these monsters home.
[NINJAS PANTING]
[WINTERS] I couldn't agree
with you more.
It is time to put an end
to the curse that I have brought
upon myself and this world.
That's what this is about,
Miss O'Neil. Penance.
I must return all beasts
or our curse will continue.
And that is a torment
I can no longer bear.
[AGUILA] Then you should be
put out of your misery.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
I think we walked in
on a family feud, guys.
The time has come
to reopen the portal
and rain destruction
upon the Earth.
Nothing will stand in our way
when we have
an army at our command.
- My brothers. I...
- We are no brothers to you!
With one monster still free,
the curse will never be broken!
We shall finish what we began
all those years ago.
And we will finally
have our victory.
Join us. Join us, Foot Clan.
Swear your allegiance to us
and no harm will befall you.
[SCOFFS] The Foot Ninja
is not without honor.
We work for Winters, not you.
Hm.
Okay, what does that mean?
It means
we're going to help you.
My ninja will find
the last monster,
and you will bring it back here.
Hurry, we don't have much time.
Hey. I got shotgun!
[AGUILA] Forget about them.
By the time they return,
the portal
will already be closed...
with you inside it.
I hate to see
brothers fight like this.
Unless it's together.
Hate to rain
on your parade, pal,
but we thought
we'd even the odds.
We're going to enjoy this.
[AGUILA GRUNTS]
[SERPIENTE GRUNTS]
- [GATO GROWLING]
- [SHOUTS]
[SPLINTER SPEAKS JAPANESE]
[IN ENGLISH]If you please.
They can defeat them.
They are a team.
[WINTERS] Let's hope so.
Because if not,
Aguila will use the portal
to draw forth an army of evil
and the world will be lost.
[PORTAL CRACKLING]
More beasts.
Let's send them back
where they belong.
[SCREECHING]
[SERPIENTE GRUNTING, SHOUTING]
[DONATELLO SHOUTS]
- [GROANS]
- [DONATELLO] Temper, temper.
[GROANS]
[CHUCKLES]
Come to daddy.
[RAPHAEL] Thing about you
immortal stone guys is,
you know, you're immortal
and made of stone.
I sound like Mikey.
[AGUILA GRUNTING]
You fight well.
You should join us.
No, thanks, I'm good.
- [RAPHAEL GRUNTS]
- [AGUILA YELLS]
[THUDS]
[SIGHS IN EXASPERATION]
[MICHELANGELO] These guys really
don't die. Sensei, are you all right?
[CHUCKLING] We must
do this more often. Hi-yah!
I still got it.
[RAPHAEL AND LEO GRUNTING]
They'd better hurry
with that last monster.
I'm sure my man Casey's
got it all under control.
That's what I'm afraid of.
- [ENGINE REVVING]
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
Can't this piece of junk
go any faster?
- You wanna drive?
- I would, as a matter of fact.
You would think
they would be more concerned
about the th monster.
[APRIL AND CASEY
CONTINUE ARGUING]
[GROWLING, GRUNTING]
- [MONSTER SCREECHING]
- [SPLINTER GRUNTS]
[PORTAL BUZZING, CRACKLING]
Boys, we must finish this now!
[STONE GENERALS
GROANING, YELLING]
[ALL YELLING]
[TURTLES GROANING]
So did we win?
[AGUILA GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLING] Foolish creatures.
We are immortals made of stone!
Without the final monster
to break our curse,
we will never be stopped!
[HORN TOOTING]
[MICHELANGELO] Huh?
[CASEY] Special delivery!
[MONSTER ROARING]
- [WINTERS] Look out!
- [TURTLES GROAN]
[GROWLING]
- [STONE GENERALS YELLING]
- [MONSTER ROARING]
- [DISTANT expl*si*n]
- Aah!
[PORTAL CRACKLING, BUZZING]
[STONE GENERALS SCREAMING]
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
[RUMBLING]
[MICHELANGELO] So did we win now?
[DONATELLO] Yeah, I think we did.
- [ALL CHEERING]
- All right! Yeah!
- That's what I'm talking about!
- [GRUNTS]
[BOTH GRUNT, CHUCKLE]
- [WHEELS SQUEAKING]
- [CASEY] Nice parallel parking.
Next time, I'm driving.
[BOTH GROANING]
[BOTH GROAN]
- [THUDDING]
- [CASEY] Hey! Watch the hair.
- [APRIL] Oh!
- [NINJA] Oh.
[APRIL GROANS]
- [KARAI GRUNTS]
- [OBJECTS CLATTERING]
[RAPHAEL SCOFFS]
Typical. We do all the work,
he gets all the thanks.
Aw!
You are every bit the warriors
I was informed you were.
You have passed.
Savor your victory tonight.
For soon, we will have
further business together.
The kind that involves
familiar faces from your past.
She doesn't mean...
Hm.
[ALL COUGHING]
[CASEY] Come on. What is it with
ninjas and smoke pellets? [COUGHING]
Looks like you picked
a good time to come home.
Thanks... for bringing me back.
[WINTERS LAUGHING]
Winters?
[LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
I'm never usually that happy
to be in pain.
[DONATELLO] He's happy because
he's mortal again, Mikey.
April. I've had my eye on you
for a long time.
I knew it.
I've always known that you'd be the
one to help me find my way home.
And thank you... brothers.
You've made a very old man
very, very happy.
So, um, what happens now?
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
Okay. Just a little bit creepy.
[SNEEZES] Oh, gross!
I think he's in my...
My... My... [SNEEZES]
Oh, gross!
Somebody give me a hankie.
Oh. Oh! Now he's in my mouth.
[GROANS] Tastes awful!
[RAPHAEL] You got room
for one more?
[SIGHS]
[MICHELANGELO] Uh,
can I get rid of this, too?
[SIGHS WEARILY]
[TURTLES LAUGHING]
- [GRUNTING]
- Whoo! [LAUGHING]
[RAPHAEL] We live together. We
train together. We fight together.
We stand for good, together.
We are ninjas.
We strike hard,
defend, protect,
and fade into the night.
And there ain't no bad guy
or monster gonna
ever change that.
That's what's important.
And that's why
we'll always be brothers.
[GRUNTS]
Oh, I love being a turtle.
[RAP SONG PLAYING]
♪ Skilly b*at bop we rock
Steady over kicks and snares ♪
♪ So what you scared for
Unprepared for ♪
♪ Tunnel rat schematics Far from
your average rappers New era ♪
♪ We rockin' sewer caps ♪
♪ Breathin' bricks
Exhale trainrail ♪
♪ City life at its finest
With that nonsense behind us ♪
♪ This is how we do it ♪
♪ I'm just a hooligan Drunk
while in a J Spittin raw sewage ♪
♪ Splinter cell movements
Turnstyle jumper ♪
♪ Punks step up
To get b*at down bumper ♪
♪ Alias and bright colors ♪
♪ So bright leave you cryin'
Like late night mothers ♪
♪ Hover board kick flips
Landin' a little to the left ♪
♪ As you can bet the end result
Was a split lip ♪
♪ Skip school make shortcuts ♪
♪ Act foolish like kids with
The windows on the short bus ♪
♪ Welcome to shellshock Ringin' in
your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
in the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears
Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
in the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ I did it my way
Sat back and let 'em live soft ♪
♪ So he can die hard
Yippie ka yay ♪
♪ We exist in circles ♪
♪ So the first grader To push me g ets
boxed out Like girl scout cookies ♪
♪ This is not a test
We don't trust you ♪
♪ Not a fan of men
That rock ugg boots ♪
♪ I don't understand
Can you blame me? ♪
♪ I guess that's just the way
Ma pop's raised me ♪
♪ A penny for a thought a nickel
for a swift fist to the face ♪
♪ For letting them think that
I let my players go to waste ♪
♪ Top of the food chain but
Way too cool ♪
♪ To not drop a little sarcasm
In your water main ♪
♪ Did I stutter man
Could you please make a toast ♪
♪ For the kicker 'cause you
know I'm spittin' water, man ♪
♪ Same day, new day dismantle
Same Travie time Same Travie channel ♪
♪ Welcome to shellshock Ringin' in
your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears
Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Welcome to shellshock ringin' in
your ears Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
in the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears
Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears
Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
♪ Ringin' in your ears
Like the bells that el rock ♪
♪ It doesn't matter
Whether or not the cell locks ♪
♪ If you can find silence
In the coldest cell block ♪
♪ This is shellshock
Welcome to shellshock ♪
Yo momma's breath
smells like rusty pennies!
Yo momma's breath
smells like salamander stew.
Yo momma drink country club out
of the bottle. A baby bottle.
Yo momma smells diseased!
Yo momma got leprosy
in gold Nikes.
Yo momma smells like a problem!
Ha! Boo!
Yo momma got six elbows
and she do the robot "Boo."
Yo momma smells like the inside
of this recording booth!
[ALL LAUGHING]
♪ I don't mind falling down
To try again ♪
♪ 'Cause when I
Get back up on my feet ♪
♪ I make the music stop ♪
♪ So hear me now ♪
♪ Every bridge you cross
Is burning down ♪
♪ Don't fail me now ♪
♪ Every bridge you cross
Is burning ♪
♪ One, two, three, go! ♪
♪ Brothers, we waited forever ♪
♪ Sisters
Come on, let's get it together ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters, listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that
They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Oh, we'll burn them down ♪
♪ I don't mind falling down
To try again ♪
♪ When I get back up on my feet
I make the music stop ♪
♪ Hear me now ♪
♪ Every bridge you cross
Is burning down ♪
♪ Don't fail me now ♪
♪ Every bridge you cross
Is burning ♪
♪ One, two, three, go! ♪
♪ Brothers, we waited forever ♪
♪ Sisters
Come on, let's get it together ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters, listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that
They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Oh, we'll burn them down ♪
♪ We can't waste the time
We're given now ♪
♪ All bets are off
We're turning this around ♪
♪ 'Cause I can smell a rat
From miles, miles away ♪
♪ Miles away ♪
♪ And I'm ready for it ♪
♪ Awww dip
I used that line, line ♪
♪ Line again ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters, listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that
They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters, listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that
They're never gonna stop ♪
♪ Brothers, sisters, listen up ♪
♪ Got a little secret that
They're never gonna stop us ♪
♪ Oh, we'll burn them down ♪
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV (TMNT) 2007
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