01x39 - Crisis

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Transformers: Unicron Trilogy". Aired: August 23, 2002 - December 31, 2005.*
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The "Unicron Trilogy" is so-named for the major role that the chaos bringer Unicron plays in each of the three series that comprise it.
1 - Armada
2 - Energon
3 - Cybertron
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01x39 - Crisis

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the struggle between good and evil rages

on the decepticons are now in possession

of the most powerful mini-cons in the

galaxy

the earth's only chance for a peaceful

cosmos is for optimus prime in the

autobots to destroy their enemy

now get ready for a new battle

transformers

[Music]

sullivan what happened to the comma we

were just tracking it just disappeared

off the screen

i am standing on the outskirts of

downtown and behind me to the west the

sky has turned an ominous shade of green

and orange normally at this time the sun

should be setting but something

unidentified exploded in the

stratosphere and has cast a rather

foreboding shadow across the city

this is kelly baumgartner reporting what

do you think alexis no clue i'll bet you

anything it was megatron who's behind

that comet exploding

well duh comet doesn't just explode all

by itself in mid-air you wait

i'll bet we haven't seen the last of the

decepticons handiwork by a long sh*t

yeah i think you're right we're talking

megatron here i get a feeling this is

only the start of his fireworks so what

do you think he's doing i wish i knew

hey hang on guys i bet you it's

something even bigger

but exactly what i don't know hey

what if he's planning on blowing up the

earth well what'd you think red oh man

that's gotta be it megatron's gonna blow

up earth and everyone on it what if fred

is right do we tell anybody and if we

did do you really think anyone would

believe us we make them believe us billy

because if they don't we're toast not an

option we promised the autobots we'd

never tell

and a promise is a promise guys and

besides they'd just be put into

laboratories and taken apart for science

experiments

i'd never let that happen to my friends

and i hope you guys feel the same way i

do

she's right we keep this a secret right

yeah i guess i have to agree yeah but

what if optimus has to battle in front

of a crowd or something i really think

he's a lot smarter than that

and i'm sure he can handle himself out

there you know he's been around for a

long time but here's my plan we stay out

of their way and let them take care of

their own battles i'm sure that's what

optimus would want all right i'm with

you all the way rad but rad we can't

stand around and not say anything while

the whole stinking planner blows up the

smithereens hmm

there's nothing we can do carlos we're

just gonna have to wait and see no

we have to do something

[Music]

hey

the climate changes are a result of the

atmosphere

[Music]

what's that

ah

there it is

this is jet fire i found the decepticon

ship megatron i'm locked onto jet fire

ignore him demolisher

he is but a harmless bug that i can

squash at any time i please yes we must

remain focused on aligning ourselves

with the autobots base to make a direct

hit

do as the squid head says man

squid head

even you megatron

stop laughing this is serious don't you

realize that once the hydra cannon is

fired it takes time to recharge that

means while we're waiting we're sitting

down there is no need to get yourself

all worked out for us well nobody seems

to listen to me you must excuse my men's

conduct they're just a little giddy over

the prospect of returning home to

cybertron in the next few days and we

must keep up the morale of the men

thrust i'm a little giddy myself squid

head my name is thrust d-h-r-u-s-t is

that so difficult to remember

what's that you don't enjoy my earthly

humor

up soldier or you'll be looking at

a demotion

i understand sir

hmm i'm sure the decepticons have a lock

on my position but for some reason

they're just ignoring me or maybe

they're a whole lot dumber than i

thought

i'm going in

sure wasn't expecting that

jet fire what's going on oh nothing

except touching a 6 000 gigabot force

field man he almost gets his circuits

right and he's making jokes i'm gonna

give it another sh*t i just hope this

time i don't melt my entire mainframe

[Applause]

are you all right jet fire yeah

but it looks like they've got a force

field around their whole ship i don't

know if i can penetrate it but i'll give

it a sh*t

return to base jet fire do copy roger

that i'm on my way transform

[Music]

don't you just love watching those

miserable mechanical morons attempting

to att*ck me squid head i wish he

wouldn't call me that anymore how would

he like to be called flathead

[Laughter]

so why don't you share your little joke

with everyone i wasn't uh laughing sir

flathead boy i could really dish it out

you

are a freak

right there there's the point of contact

optimus sir

interesting what's that thing in the

middle of the screen it appears to be

some kind of extreme w*apon it could be

i wonder if they're planning to att*ck

earth with it

what we always thought of as a

children's story must be true when the

three weapons are linked together they

form the ultimate w*apon the hydra

cannon huh you think that might be it my

analysis reveals it is definitely some

kind of w*apon sir

yeah i'd say a decepticon w*apon of mass

destruction i say we go up there and

destroy that monstrosity before it

destroys this entire planet optimus sir

we must do something but we won't

destroy it if that is the same w*apon

that destroyed the comet then one sh*t

would destroy a third of the earth but

that's insane we can't let that happen

to earth hey we're dealing with an

insane dictator there's gotta be

something we can do

if we destroy the w*apon we destroy the

minicons and our job is to protect them

blur so what's your problem sideswipe uh

i love this planet so much smokescreen

it's like my home away from home i've

met new friends here they're like family

to me and i don't know how to say it but

we've gotta save this planet we've just

gotta i know what you mean sideswipe and

i think all of us here feel the same way

as you do

hmm

but for now we'll wait until jetfire

gets back and fills us in it's because

of him because of starscream we let him

join us and then he stabbed us in the

back he stole the sky boom shield to let

the decepticons build the hydra cannon i

knew it was a mistake

optimus what were you thinking huh you

allowed him to join their ranks why

[Music]

sir

that is enough hotshot yeah we're a team

for good not for evil yeah that's right

i understand that we're all responsible

but why did he have to let a decepticon

join us

why

why

what reason did starscream have to

deceive us all

what did we ever do to him to deserve

this i will destroy him he will pay

don't worry hotshot starscream will get

what he deserves

[Music]

huh

transform no doubt about it they're

planning to hit our base sir

good work

thank you sir i just have one question

jetfire why didn't they fire on you i'm

sure they had you locked on their radar

i had the same thoughts sir but maybe

they felt their shield barrier was

enough

i guess our real dilemma is breaking

through that barrier and getting to

megatron

but we have to do that before they fire

that w*apon

we uh just thought we'd welcome you back

jeff fire i've got a quick question

about the cybertron ship yeah we were

wondering if we could go after the

decepticons in it i'm really sorry to

disappoint you boys but the ship isn't

quite finished yet oh that bites hot

sh*t listen to me i know you might not

believe this but having starscream

joined the autobots was not a complete

failure

i realize at this point in time what i'm

saying may not make sense however i know

things will work out i hope you can

understand that so what are you going to

do about it the optimist sir yeah i mean

how are we going to get revenge when we

can't even get near them don't worry i

have a plan

all right

this could be the final battle so i want

to ensure that it does not involve any

humans and trust me everyone the

decepticons won't know what hit them

when the time comes you'll all be

briefed we're with you optimus hey

you're forgetting about me you stay put

hotshot optimus and i have a little

party to attend to no fair i'm as much a

part of this battle as you but can you

power link with any other autobot like

optimus and me

i didn't think so come on you guys you

stay put here and watch the base hey

there's no way you're taking off without

me i'm going on this mission and that's

that

hot sh*t

huh

what's that it's a gift from the

original transformers it's called the

matrix it stores all the data from

previous commanders that have served i

want you to hold on to it for me

i can't

i can't accept that from you optimus i

understand

it's your choice hotshot

let's go jetfire i'm right behind you

optimus

yeah good luck guys

[Music]

oh no

what am i gonna do

what if i'm the one chosen to destroy

planet earth

is there anything the matter starscream

correct me if i'm wrong but you seem to

have reservations about the destruction

of earth so i ask you would you be

willing to pull the trigger on the hydra

cannon

you have betrayed my trust on more than

one occasion starscream

but you always seem to return to the

deceptic unfold when it really mattered

so can i trust you this time well

starscream

i won't ask you again

are you willing to pull the trigger and

destroy all the planet earth starscream

please you must agree to be the trigger

man or you'll never earn back megatron's

trust

he'll destroy you if you don't agree

with him target is locked on

and we're now within range

[Music]

i have visual contact with the cannon

hydra cannon locked and loaded sir oh

goody that means we're going home to

cybertron oh i can hardly wait to get

out of here energy level nearing optimum

disengage electroshield shield

disengaged

victory is at hand

oh no the hydra cannon

[Music]

crime is destroying my plan

annihilate him yes sir roger

thrust is the cannon ready to fire give

me two minutes sir starstreak get out

there and get rid of optimus prime

before i get rid of you

prove your loyalty yes sir

get fire time to split up

[Music]

i'll cover your back and keep these

clowns busy while you go in and recover

the star saber and the mini cons

it's time to get busy

jack

starscream

must destroy optimus prime

optimus

destroy

dead fire don't turn your back on me i'm

your enemy

[Music]

what are you doing you idiot

must keep focused

my duty is to liberate the star saber

sky boom shield and the requiem blaster

[Music]

almost ready sir i'm just boosting the

energy level you fire the hydra cannon

thrust will i finish off

i can recharge off the decepticons

electro force field no preloading prime

megatron

let's do this

home blast mode

your next

wheeljack time

here's a little trivia optimus the hydra

cannon was originally designed to

destroy you

but i have chosen to destroy the autobot

space on planet earth first

now

watch your moronic minions be blown into

a million

file the pieces

[Music]

i must divert the power of the mini cons

before it's too late

i won't let you do this

[Music]

it was nice knowing you optimus prime

this is kelly baumgartner reporting live

from downtown and i've just spotted a

brilliant light which appears to be

speeding towards earth as i speak but

what it is exactly i don't have a clue

oh no no

no

[Music]

no this cannot be happening don't

believe my eyes he's stopping the blast

just give me a little more power

[Music]

what's going on

[Music]

wow

[Music]

take a look at that

what happened optimus you guys don't

worry fred he told us he had a plan

remember i sure

hope you're all right or else we're in

big trouble come on

[Music]

[Applause]

optimus all right oh yeah

his prime comes through again

i knew he would wait just a minute when

optimus and jet fire power link there's

nothing in the universe that can defeat

them right

[Music]

no

he's completely disintegrated into space

dust

[Music]

optimus

no

this can't be happening

it's time to make a hasty retreat thrust

yes sir

yeah it's still there

[Applause]

but how could that be

[Music]

no

optimus

and all that's left is your matrix

[Music]

[Music]

that night there was a huge star shower

over the autobot space like the entire

universe was crying over the loss of

optimus prime

[Music]

[Music]
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