03x04 - Hidden

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

NARRATOR:

Our worlds are in danger!

To save them and the galaxy,

we must find

the four Cyber Planet Keys

before the Decepticons

can use them for evil.

It is our mission.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Transform and roll out!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

[♪♪♪]

Woo-hoo!

Now, that's the way to travel.

Totally awesome.

SUBMARINE [CHUCKLES]:

How do you really feel?

[CHUCKLES]

Hey, no back talk.

Full speed ahead.

Aye, aye, captain.

Huh? Wait...

I don't remember anyone

turning into a ship like that.

Find out

who they are, now.

Right.



[SHIP HORN BLARES]

SAILOR:

Unidentified vessel.

Stop immediately

and identify yourself.

This is your only warning.

Oh, no. Oh, man. Those ships

are from the real Navy.

SUBMARINE: What?



SAILOR: Unidentified vessel,

we now have no choice

but to fire.

No! Wait! Hold on!

Don't do anything!

Quick! Dive!

SUBMARINE:

Don't have to tell me twice.

CAPTAIN:

Whoa! Did you see that?

SAILOR:

And I saw a kid on that sub.

CAPTAIN:

You know what? Maybe we just

didn't see anything.

SAILOR: But--



CAPTAIN: We didn't see anything.

SAILOR:

Yes, sir.

BUD:

Now that was

totally not awesome.

[♪♪♪]

COBY:

Okay, guys. Today we're

learning parallel parking.

All you gotta do is back into

that space over there, okay?

No problem.

Check it out.

[GRUNTS]

Like this?

No way, man.

Definitely not like that.

[GASPS]

Real cars can't do

stuff like that.

Boring.



If you wanna stay hidden,

you'd better be boring.

[WHISPERS]

It may be too late.

What? Huh?



MAN : Cool cars.

Who makes these?

Uh...

Whoa. Check out

those cars.

Um...

[CHUCKLES]

Actually, I designed

these bad boys.

No way.

Are they wicked fast?

Huh?

Huh?

Uh...

Um, yeah, see,

I made these cars

with a voice recognition system

that responds to

the environment.

It's almost like

they're alive.

MAN :

Are these your cars?

That's right. Hm. Huh?

[♪♪♪]

What's wrong?



I gotta admit,

these are some good-looking

cars you have.

But these drafting fins

on the back,

they make these cars

illegal.

Oh, yeah. You see,

they're actually

radio-controlled cars.

What? But they're as big

as a real car.

There's even a steering wheel

and everything inside here.

Hey, wait a minute...

How come you don't have

a remote control?

Oh, that.

Well, you see...

I don't actually need

a remote control,

because these cars

are programmed

to respond to

voice commands.

Really?

I'd like to see that.

Okay, I'll give you

a demonstration.

Great.



Yeah.

Just follow my lead.

Okay? You got it?

Got it.

Start your engine.

[ENGINE REVVING]



Wow! That's cool.

You don't have to tell me,

I invented it.

Watch this: drive.

Stop.



[ALL EXCLAIMING]

Is that the most amazing thing

you've ever seen or what?

No need to answer.



Well, they're just cars.

Can a normal car spin?

[ENGINE REVS]

ALL:

Whoa!

Or dance?



[GASPS]

[PEOPLE EXCLAIMING]

I've never seen such a...

Huh? Uh?

Where'd he go?

Sorry if I, you know,

caused any trouble here.

But it's time for me to go!

[ALL CHEERING]

But...

I never got a chance

to ask him

where I could get

one of those.

[HUMMING]

Huh?

Is that a traffic light?

Who needs a traffic light

if there's no traffic?

VOICE:

Don't even think

about running this light.

Huh? What? What?

Who said that?

VOICE:

Oh, uh, nobody.

[GASPING]

VOICE:

Light's green. Move along.

I'm goin'.

And I'm never coming back!

[ENGINE REVS]

Word of advice...

Traffic lights don't talk.

What, never? And I'm supposed

to do this all day long?

Either that...or go home and get

sucked into a black hole.

LIGHT:

That's a good point.

JETFIRE:

We appreciate all your help,

but we're supposed to be

hiding here,

not trying to get noticed.

Wait a minute,

don't look at me.

At least I didn't suggest

being a submarine.

A submarine?



It makes perfect sense.

If you're underwater,

no one can see you.

Except...



Except what?

Except they can see you

just fine

when you come to the surface.

[SIGHS]

I don't know what

you were thinking, Bud.

The Autobots

need our help.

Not lame ideas.

COBY:

Look who's talking about

lame ideas.

A traffic light in the middle

of a desert? Come on.

Oh, yeah?

Well, that's way better

than a square dance for cars

in a parking lot.

Ha, shows what you know.

They were break dancing.

[GROANS]

[♪♪♪]

OPTIMUS:

This has to work.

We're running out of options

to shut down

that black hole.

SCATTERSHOT:

I'll keep my fingers crossed.

OPTIMUS:

Any word from Red Alert

on the containment operation?

HOTSHOT:

Coming in now.

Optimus, we're

almost ready here.

The gravitron grid

is now in place.

Hopefully when

it's activated,

it will generate

a gravity wave strong enough

to cause the black hole

to collapse in on itself.

What do you think

our chances are?

There's a percent

chance of success.

But the amount of energy

in that black hole

seems to increase every time

we do a sensor reading.

This may have

no chance at all.

SCATTERSHOT:

Well, this just

keeps getting better.

[GROANS]



Hmm? Good timing.

We're just about to slam

that black hole shut.

What? Oh.

Hey, is something wrong,

Jetfire?

This mission.

Hiding here on Earth.

Even if we can find places

for all our refugees,

it's just a matter of time

before one of them

is discovered.

And the only help

we have is three human kids.

Come on. Those kids gave us

a chance by helping us out.

Why don't you give them one?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

RED ALERT:

We're ready, Optimus.

OPTIMUS: Let's do it.



I copy that.

I'm powering up the gravitron

net cluster right now.

[CHIMING]

[♪♪♪]

SCATTERSHOT:

Come on. Come on.

RED ALERT:

The containment grid

has been established.

Now activating

the gravity generators.

It's starting to work!

The gravity field

is squeezing in

on the black hole.

If the grid can

just hold together...

The black hole's energy field

is shrinking. It's working!

I can't believe something's

actually going right for once.

RED ALERT:

Wait, we're getting

power fluctuations. No!

The gravitron nodes

are overloading.

Oh...



RED ALERT: Hold on!

I'll try

to reroute power...

[GROANS]



RED ALERT: It's no use.

The grid is collapsing.

We've failed.

Maybe nothing can

stop this black hole

from consuming the universe.

RED ALERT:

Maybe we can try again

after recalculating

the greater forces.

Hmm...



I don't know.

Man. Ugh!

VECTOR:

Will you not listen?

We already know the solution.

Only the Cyber Planet Keys

can seal the black hole.

Eh, I don't know.

Just saying that

it's the only answer

doesn't make it so.

Maybe we can find

another way.

No offense, but this is

a different world

than what you were dealing with.



RED ALERT: I'm not sure.

Huh?



Hmm?

JETFIRE:

What do you mean, Red Alert?

HOTSHOT:

What's the deal? If

you've got something to say,

just come right out

and say it.

The only way we'll ever find

a solution to this problem

is... Is to consider

every possibility.

Nothing that we've ever tried

has worked.

Perhaps Vector Prime

is right.

All right.

Even if we find that

he's not right,

we should at least listen

to what he has to say.

Remember, Vector Prime

has been around

much longer than we have.

He has knowledge

that we don't,

and we just can't toss

that aside.

[♪♪♪]

Right. Then we'll make the

search for the Cyber Planet Keys

our number-one priority.

But Red Alert,

we still need other solutions

in case we can't find

the Keys.

We must succeed.

COBY:

Listen, Jetfire. We're sorry

about messing things up before.

But we'll try harder

from now on.

Yeah, you guys

don't have to worry, okay?

'Cause we're gonna

work together

to figure out a way to hide

you guys on Earth.

Right?



BOTH: Mm-hm.

COBY:

The important word

here is "hide,"

so I hate to say it,

but...

You're gonna have to be

just a plain car.

Wait, it's gonna look weird

if no one's driving it,

don't you think?



Yeah. That's a good idea.

Whatever these

Cybertonians turn into,

it has to be

something real simple.

Something you see

all the time.

Yeah, like traffic lights

in the middle of nowhere.

Don't start, small fry.

This just might

work after all.

[CHUCKLING]

Yeah...

SCATTERSHOT:

Jetfire.

Yes, what is it?

SCATTERSHOT:

We need you.

It's an emergency.

I'm here, Scattershot.

What's going on?

We picked up this communication

from an Air Force patrol.

MAN :

Radar has picked up

an unidentified flying object

in our airspace.

MAN :

Roger that. We've picked

up the bogie here too.

We've scrambled two jets

to engage the target.

They're on their way.

[♪♪♪]

Unidentified flying object?

Is it an Autobot

or a Decepticon?

Can you tell who it is?

Just a second.

Good guy, bad guy,

good guy, bad guy.

Bad guy!

It's Thundercracker!

I'll bet he's up to no good.

We have to stop him.

THUNDERCRACKER:

Now where are those

pesky little Autobots at?

They gotta be

around here somewhere.

And when I find 'em,

it's bye-bye, Autobots.

And hello right-hand man

for Megatron.

I just wish finding 'em

wasn't so blastin' hard.

PILOT:

I have visual contact with

the bogie. We're moving in.

Whoa!

Something's on my tail!

[g*nf*re]



Well, well. Lookie here.

I guess some humans

want to play with me.

[♪♪♪]

PILOT:

How'd he get around behind us?

Dive! Dive!

Do whatever you want.

Ain't gonna save you. Heh!

PILOT:

We can't outmaneuver him.

Gee, you're quick.

But not quick enough

to outrace my missiles!

Whoa! Who did that?

Leave these humans alone.

Jetfire?



That's right.

These humans are

under my protection.

Ooh, I'm shakin'

in my boots.

PILOT:

Incoming!

You're a stone-cold fool,

Jetfire.

Coming from you,

that's a compliment.

Tell you what?

Here's another little something

coming from me.



[JETFIRE SHOUTS]

PILOT:

That plane can't handle

that punishment for long.

Pilot, get out of here

before it's too late!

Pilot, do you copy?

Hold on, Jetfire.

We're on our way.

[♪♪♪]

See you never, Jetfire.



[GROANS]

Jetfire!

That's what

I'm talkin' about.

Huh?

Jetfire's okay?

sh**t, he even

looks more than okay.

That's a...Cyber Key.

It came without him even

needing to call it forth.

Jetfire, Cyber Key Power!

What is this?

It ain't enough to save you

That's what.

Is that supposed to scare me,

Thundercracker?

[SHOUTS]

Oh, blimey.

Was that really--?

OPTIMUS:

Yes, a Cyber Key.

Is that going to happen every

time we need extra power?

Vector Prime?



Perhaps.

I hope so.

That was amazing.

At least I'll take care

of these humans.

You shall not! Ah!

PILOT:

What is that?

Where'd they go?

PILOT :

Where are we? And what was that

big robot thing with the sword?

PILOT :

I-I don't know...

But when we get back,

I'm taking a long vacation.

Now we may face

each other fairly.

Forget that.

Who wants to fight fair?

Transform.

Wait, Jetfire! Come back!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]



Ah! Huh?

Megatron.

Starscream.

You won't escape,

Thundercracker.

Wanna bet?

[♪♪♪]

Yeah, I think I do.

[BOTH GRUNT]

I'm taking you down,

Thundercracker.

[BOTH GRUNT]

You can run,

but you can't hide.

Actually,

you can't even run.

Back off, rust bucket. Fire!

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

Who did that?

Nice one, Scattershot.

You're welcome.

[GRUNTS]

Vector Prime! No!

Worry about yourself,

Optimus Prime.

[YELLING]

Eh, eh, eh, eh!

Give me back the Planet Map,

Megatron.

[GRUNTS]

You're nothing better

than a common thief.

Soon enough, I'll be

ruler of the universe.

I care not what vermin

like you think of me.

We don't have time for this,

Megatron.

Now...hand it over.

Did you get dropped

on your head or something?

The map's ours.

Get used to it.

Don't you understand?

If we don't stop

that black hole,

the whole universe

will be destroyed.

Ha! You're a fool.



Listen!

I've already listened

to you far too long.

Try though you might,

you'll never be able to stop me.

And with the power

of the Cyber Planet Keys,

the universe will be mine.

I will stop you.

[GRUNTS]



[GROANING]

You had your chance, Megatron,

but now you're done.

Optimus Prime, Super Mode!

[♪♪♪]

[YELLS]

That the best you got?

Try this.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]



[LAUGHING]

And I thought he'd be harder

to defeat. Oh, well.

Huh? What is that?

[♪♪♪]

Optimus Prime,

Cyber Key Power!

No!

[GRUNTING]

Now...

Give me the map.

Never.

Your selfishness will

destroy us all, Megatron.

If you won't give me the map,

I'll take it.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

Don't you see?

You can't win.

I have to.

I don't have any choice.

Very well.

HOTSHOT: Optimus.



Hmm?

The cavalry has arrived.

More meddling Autobots.

Let's take care of 'em

once and for all.

Don't bother.

All that matters is

the Cyber Planet Keys,

and soon we will have

our first one.

Are you saying

you've already located

the first Cyber Planet Key?

That's right.

As usual, you Autobots

are a step behind me.

But don't feel bad.

You never really

had a chance.

[LAUGHS]

No.

Farewell, fools.

And the next time

that we meet,

it will be your last.

We shall see.

HOTSHOT:

Are you all right, Optimus?

OPTIMUS:

I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

We have bigger problems

on our hands.

Listen, it's imperative

that we find those Keys

before the Decepticons.

Vector Prime, is it possible

to find them

without the map?

Hmm... Well,

if we can unlock

the secrets of the

Omega Lock...perhaps.

If that's what we need to do,

we'll do it.

And we must hurry. The stakes

are too high for us to fail.

PILOT:

...then somehow we were over

the Bermuda triangle.

I can't explain it, sir.

So let me get

this straight,

a giant robot with a sword

teleported you?

PILOT:

Yes, sir, I know.

I can hardly

believe it myself.

Oh, I believe you, son.

I've seen some things

that would turn

your hair white.

But I can't talk

about them.

Just like you can't talk

about what you saw.

It's classified.

Top-secret.

If you tell anyone,

the only flying you'll ever do

is at an amusement park.

Got it?

Yes, sir. But what

was that thing anyway?

It's classified.

Top-secret.

Yes, sir, I know.

But what was

that thing anyway?

It was nothing at all, pilot.

Understand?

Y-yes, sir. I do.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

Looks like

I'm going to Bermuda. Yeah

COBY: Okay, who's next?



AUTOBOT: Me!

Great.

Transform into this.

Hmm!

Hey, I like that.

COBY:

It's nothing flashy,

but it'll get the job done.

[GRUNTS]

All right.

Lookin' good.

I know. Wait till I have you

change into a washing machine.

[LAUGHS]

Good one, Coby.

Hey, what's goin' on

with those two?

BUD:

If you get disguises, so do I.

[IMITATES GUITAR]

Hah! Hmm... Ha, ha, ha!

Quit playing around. We still

have a job to do, you know?

Okay.

Check this out.

See, look at

that handsome guy.

Yeah...

Maybe you should play

around more.

[CHUCKLES]

Wow, this is much better

than before.

Hey, thanks.

Hopefully this'll keep

you guys

out of trouble.

Okay, my turn.

I'm going to teach you guys

all the traffic laws.

We're going to start with

traffic lights, okay?

So, what do you do

when you see this color?

ALL:

You go.

And this color?

ALL: You go less.



Very funny.

Come on.



ALL: You stop.

You know, Jetfire, we couldn't

do this without them.

Yeah, I know.

We just might be able to pull

this thing off after all.

MEGATRON:

Velocitron. The Speed Planet.

Resting place of the first

Cyber Planet Key.

Soon, nothing

will stand in my way.

[CHUCKLING]

♪ Transformers

More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots

Decepticons, go! ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers!

Transformers, go! ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go! ♪

♪ Transformers! ♪