03x35 - Memory

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

NARRATOR:

Our worlds are in danger!

To save them and the galaxy,

we must find

the four Cyber Planet Keys

before the Decepticons

can use them for evil.

It is our mission.

[READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]

Transform and roll out!

♪ Transformers ♪

♪ More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots, Decepticons

Go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪

[♪♪♪]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

Give it up, Megatron.

I'll never let you get your

greedy hands on the Omega Lock!

Ha! Au contraire.

What higher power gave you the

right to keep it, Optimus Prime?

[GRUNTS]

I'm far more worthy.

I've embraced true power.

Thanks to the Armor of Unicron

and my newest warrior--

Nemesis Breaker!

I'm back

and better than ever.

Yes.

[NEMESIS BREAKER ROARS]

Link up.

Dark Claw Mode.

[GRUNTING]

OPTIMUS [THINKING]:

With the kids missing,

I don't have time to play these

games with Megatron.

Distracted?



What?

[THUNDER CRASHES]

Shocking.

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING]

I've got to end this quickly.

Those kids might be in danger.

[♪♪♪]

[KIDS GRUNTING & GROANING]

I got one.

I-- D'oh.

Keep trying.



Aw, I stink at this.

[STATIC]



COBY: Come in. Jolt?

Six-Speed? Reverb?

It's Coby. Come in.

Where are you?

Please, Jolt. Come in.

Optimus Prime,

do you read me?

The transmissions

aren't getting through.

Huh? I know that.

But why not?

[SNAPS]

I know.

We just send them

an e-mail and mark it urgent.

[GROANS]

How about this?

We send them your useless butt

and label it kicked.

Heh, heh.

It was just a joke.

We've got to get out of here.

We've gotta!

Right.

COBY:

We'll need to use this.

[♪♪♪]

[BEEPING]

Cool beans.



How did you do that?

Navigation files.

I downloaded 'em from

the main computer on Cybertron.

Free downloads?



[LAUGHS]

COBY:

This navigation system

can be used

anywhere in the Universe.

First, we need to find out

where we are.

LORI: You can do that?



COBY: Sure.

BUD: Boo-ya.



COBY: Here comes.

[ALL EXCLAIM]

[DEVICE WHIRRING, BEEPING]

COBY & LORI: Huh?



What's the deal?

What am I missing?

The moon.

That must mean...

[GASPS]

It's Atlantis.

Oh, man. You mean we're back

on that ancient starship?

Mmm? Oh.

Really? Atlantis?

COBY:

That's right.

After that huge battle for

the Omega Lock,

I'm surprised that

it's still in one piece.

LORI:

I'm just glad it has oxygen.

Now how the heck

do we get back home?

Well how did we

get here?

We jumped through

Sideways' warp field,

but I got a feeling we won't

be getting back that way.

Hmm...

The Autobots and Decepticons

are completely focused on

battling over Primus

and the Omega Lock.

This old junker of a ship

is the perfect place to hide.

On the dark side of the moon.

Anyway, the first thing we have

to do is find the Mini-Cons.

[BUD & LORI GRUNT]

[WEAPONS f*ring]

[♪♪♪]

Hmm... How entertaining

to watch those two

b*at the circuitry out

of each other.

No matter what happens,

I win.

JOLT:

You're not

a very nice bot.

But you could turn over a new

leaf and start by letting me go.

Stop the yapping.

It'll get you nowhere.

JOLT:

That's it.

I'm leaving.

Trans-- Oh...



Hey, quit squirming.

I'm trying to download

your memory here.

Would you mind keeping quiet?

Ugh. What a bunch

of useless data.

This is gonna take forever.

Wonder what's on the tube?

[STATIC]

What?

Oh that's right.

We're jamming

the communication signals.

So much for watching

The Galactic Guardians.

Cripes. I'm bored.

Okay, I'll listen to

some tunes.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Once I was afraid-- ♪

STARSCREAM:

Are you goofing off?

Uh, no, see the download.

You'd better make yourself

useful, Sideways.

I don't like useless things.

Oh. Of course.

I'll, uh, finish those repairs.

JOLT [THINKING]:

Six-Speed. Reverb.

Where are you?

[THUDDING CONTINUES]

Hey, cut it out.

All you're doing is

scratching your paint.

That door ain't opening

unless you have this.

I couldn't just grab

the important one.

I had to

take all three.

Sheesh.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

We're both running

on fumes.

This can't go much longer.

I need a knockout blow.

Gotta give it all I got.

Ah. So at last

the claws come out.

[CHUCKLES]

[ROARING]

[ROARING]

Time to finish you off--

Again.

Finish?

I've just begun.

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Ooh!

It's like watching fireworks.

Hmm? Have you finished

those repairs?

Yep. This is

one ship-shape ship.

Huh?

Hey?

What's going on here?

Oh, this isn't good.



STARSCREAM: What's wrong?

Ugh, the little guy's head is

chock-full of useless junk.

It's taking forever

to download.

Do something!

[♪♪♪]

Hmm... Wait.

I've just cooked up

a great idea.

I'm brilliant,

ha-ha-ha!

I'm afraid to ask,

but what?

Instead of the hassle of

downloading all his data,

we'll just hack directly into

the little squirt's head.

I see.

We'll delete

what we don't need.

It'll be simple enough

once I jack this

right into his brain...

[LAUGHS]

I like it.

Just what is

"What we don't need"?

Everything that's not

about Gigantion.

I don't like this plan!

You can't do that to me!

Get on with it

and shut him up.

Yes, boss.

We just need to

adjust the wiring

and some programming

code first.

Don't bore me

with the details.

While you prepare, I'll go

take care of a little errand.

Errand? Where?

While they're preoccupied

fighting each other,

I'm going

to snatch the Omega Lock.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

LORI: What is it?



COBY: It's a program

designed to help

with machine maintenance.

It reads magnetic waves.

We can see through machines

with this.

Let's find the thinnest

part of the wall with it.

That is way cool.

Can we see inside our

bodies with that thing?

Sorry, Bud.

Man, I just wanna

see my spleen.

Let's see.

Come on, come on.

Yes. I've found it.

[♪♪♪]

We were lucky to find

a passageway out of there.

I love

zero grav.

This is

a heating duct.

t's so narrow

I'm getting claustrophobic.

Huh?

Shh.



BUD & LORI: Huh?

[GASPS]

LORI:

Coby, look.

It was a great idea.

Could he say, "Thanks"?

No...

He's working on something.

Yeah,

but he's so clumsy.

BUD:

No kidding.

Red Alert can do that

with his optics closed.

Ugh. The stuff

keeps drifting around.

I need a little gravitas.

[BOTH GRUNT]

[ALL GRUNT]

[GROANS]

My butt's broke.

[GROANS]

I guess he must've turned

the gravity-generator back on.

Really,

you "guess"?

What ever could have been

your first clue?

BUD:

Look what else fell, guys.

Yoink!

Neat.

It's neat?

It's useful,

like a rope.

Funny how you never miss gravity

until you don't have it.

[CHUCKLES]

What is he

working on?

Who knows

with that weirdo?

He is

kind of out there.

We could b*at him,

if we need to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

[ALL GRUNT IN AGREEMENT]

[♪♪♪]

Hmph.

That does it.

All connected

and the program's ready.

The "program"? What's that?

What is he up to?

[LAUGHS]

I won't lie, this is gonna hurt.

A Lot.

But when I'm done,

you won't remember a thing.

[CHUCKLES]

You know,

I hope I won't remember

your crummy sense of humor,

you overgrown jerk.

Then I guess

I get the last laugh.

[SIDEWAYS CHUCKLES MALICIOUSLY]



[SCREAMING] No!

What's that?

[MACHINERY POWERING UP]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]



Help!

ALL [GASP]:

Jolt.

Poor Jolt

is being tortured.

He said they're

taking all his data.

Okay,

wait a second.

If he does that, Jolt will be

mindless like a zombie.

A zombie?

Dummy.

SIDEWAYS: Hello?



[BOTH GASP]

Fee-fi-fo-fum.

Bud, is that you?

Exit, stage left.

Hang on.

I'll be back to save you,

Jolt.

Those kids? Here?

How?



Run, Coby, Run!

SIDEWAYS:

I'll find ya.

What?

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLS]

Coby! Lori! Bud!

BUD: Whoa.



LORI: Whoa.

COBY:

Whoa.

I see something! Look!



Me too!

COBY:

Light!

[ALL YELLING]

BUD:

I believe I can fly!

[GRUNTS]

[WAILS]

[GASPS]

No! Lori!

[SCREAMING]

Lori!

[GRUNTS]



[CRIES]

Nice catch.

[GRUNTS]

[BOTH SCREAM]

[GASPS, GRUNTS]

[COBY YELPS]

Just call me "Indiana Bud."

Pretty smooth move there,

"Indiana."

C-can you just

pull us up now?

And hurry.

JOLT:

Coby! Bud! Lori!

Oh, please be safe,

and if you can,

please get me

out of this mess!

SIDEWAYS:

Don't ya know? In space,

no one can hear you whine?

Stay put.

I'm gonna take care

of those meddling kids.

[WHIMPERS]

COBY:

Wow, that was really close.

I'm still a little freaked out.

We were almost barbequed.

Okay, guys, can we just

not talk about it anymore?

Why not? That was the

most awesome thing ever.

Yeah, right.

Sure it was, Bud.

They seem to be trying to find

out the location of Gigantion

from Jolt's memory.

We can't let them

do that.

No way! We can't

let them delete Jolt.

COBY:

That's right.

Well, should we fight them?

BOTH:

Yes.

ALL [IN UNISON]:

Fight.

SIDEWAYS:

That's really pathetic.

[ALL GASP]

[♪♪♪]

[ALL GASPING]

Where did you come from?

I don't stink,

but I'm silent and deadly.

R-run!

It's too wide open here!

Hurry!

LORI:

I'm hurrying.

Running away from me, huh?

[SARCASTICALLY]

No, we're gonna hang out

and become pals.

Not.

Ha. You can't get away.

[ALL PANTING]

ALL:

Huh?

[♪♪♪]

I think

we gave him the slip.

Phew.



Phew.

Next time,

we'll fight back.

I thought for sure

he was gonna crush us.

Uh-uh.

[BEEPING]

SIDEWAYS:

I am going to crush you.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH GASPING]

Which fleshling

wants to get it first?

Hmm?

Don't. We won't fight back.

[WHIRRING]

Wow. No dignity at all.

[GIGGLES]

MEGATRON [THROUGH DEVICE]:

You've become rather important,

haven't you, Sideways?

Huh?

Meh-Meh-Megatron?

You're, uh...

Stop threatening these kids

and surrender to them.

Huh?

Sideways,

you've been bad.

If you give yourself up to

Optimus Prime and the Autobots,

I will forgive

your past misdeeds.

Heh!

BOTH:

Uh-huh.

Give myself up

to Optimus Prime?

That's right.

Now jump on one foot and say,

"I'm a pretty lady."

But I--? Hey, something fishy's

goin' on here.

Huh?

What?

Tricky, tricky.

Huh?

Why, you lousy little--

Ain't I a stinker?

[GRUNTS, PANTING]

Wait up!

[PANTING]

Hey, funnyman.

I've got a punch line

for you.

BUD:

Summer's over.

Have a nice fall.



[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

Oh, come on.

[PANTING]



He fell for it.

Forget that.

Let's grab the key

and get away

before he gets up.

Let's go...



...and save the day.

[ALL PANTING]

COBY [THINKING]:

More than the day

needs to be saved.

We have to hurry if we're gonna

save the universe.

Whoa. That's it!

[METALLIC THUDDING]

[♪♪♪]

[THUD]

Six-Speed!



[GASPS]

Reverb!

Oops. Sorry, guys.

[BOTH WHIR, BEEP]

What've we got here?

Just as I expected,

no one's guarding.

Huh?

What was that?

[COUGHING]

This is an utter travesty.

All this combat kicks up dust,

and that dust

has ruined my facial.

Doesn't anyone understand

the effort that's being put

into preserving

this princess-like beauty?

It's not easy being me.

Making yourself useful,

as usual?

Hey!

Beauty is very useful.

Without someone like me

to look at,

think about how dreary

life would be.

Who are you anyw--

[SCREAMS]



An old friend.

[NERVOUSLY]

Hey, big fella.

How've you been?

The battle here

seems to be going -.

I didn't mean

to betray you before.

It was just a thing.

I'm sorry.

Prove it to me.

Go and steal the Omega Lock

from them.

Huh? You mean you're not gonna

blast me to smithereens?

Not if you do

what I asked.

But the Omega Lock?

By myself?

Or we could do the

blasted-to-smithereens thing.

It's up to you.

Okay, one Omega Lock,

coming right up.

You want fries with that?

STARSCREAM:

Your attitude is improving.

That's good.

I've always said

you're the best boss ever.

STARSCREAM:

Don't let me down.

No.

I have other things

to attend to!

Get to work!



Okay.

No problem.

You can count on me.

Big Meany.

His ego grew

with his giant, ugly butt.

I'm too pretty for this.

Do I really wanna go

on a kamikaze mission?

No!

[♪♪♪]

Where is it?

We're real close.

The next right.

[DEVICE BEEPING]

There it is!

[TIRES SQUEAL]

JOLT:

Hi, guys!

We're here.

[♪♪♪]

LORI:

How do we get out of this?

We're stuck on an ancient ship

deep in Space,

above

the dark side of the moon.

We can't escape on our own.

BUD:

We have to contact Optimus

and the Autobots A.S.A.P.

We tried,

but we can't, Bud.

Are you

positive?

Coby?



Uh-oh.

Ah.

I think I figured out

why we couldn't get through.

It was because of this.

Yeah, so what's

the problem?

Check this.

LORI: What is that?



BUD: Not cool.

COBY:

I think it's some kind

of electromagnetic shield.

Huh?

I think that's

exactly what it is.

Good job, Coby.

One of these control panels

must be set to block

all transmissions.

[♪♪♪]

Right. So we smash

the control panels.

[SIX-SPEED & REVERB BEEP]

I think we can stop the jamming

without property damage.

Well, let's get to work

stopping it.

SIDEWAYS:

Fleshlings!

Huh? Sideways!

I just woke up

with the worst headache.

[ALL GASPING]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

♪ Transformers

More than meets the eye ♪

♪ Autobots

Decepticons, go ♪

♪ Transformers

Robots in disguise ♪

♪ Transformers

Transformers, go ♪

NARRATOR:

The Autobots wage their battle

to destroy the evil forces

of the Decepticons.

♪ Transformers, go ♪

♪ Transformers ♪