02x02 - The Return of the Headmaster

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transformers

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is

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so then he says i have to move out

i mean hello i live here this is my home

who does this porter say powell guy

think he is anyway

chairman of the board what does that

even mean we should just call him big

jerk who thinks he's in charge of

everything

oh i don't think i'm in charge young

lady i know it so hurry along i need

this space for more research and

development in order to make enough new

money to cover what you lost the company

while you were playing at being in

charge miss some deck or can i even call

you that

just because there's no record that i'm

isaac some deck's daughter doesn't mean

i'm not he's my dad and i don't care

what you say

oh why am i even talking to you

come on spark plug come on tutorbot

let's get out of here this place stinks

need i remind you that those robots are

both some dax systems property

leave them

hurry now the new occupant will be

arriving soon to start setting up his r

d facilities

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that's right blamer

the master man with the master plan is

back

check it

major cribbage

it's mine

it's so much

you can't have hired that guy back he's

crazy

that thankfully is no longer your

concern

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organics of earth mr mayor captain fan

zone i sentinel prime

speak to you at the behest of our great

commander ultra magnus who could not be

here because he has more important

matters to attend to than to worry about

this small underdeveloped planet which

is not to say that we have cybertron

mind helping out you uh

simple organics especially in light of

the fact that so far our scanners have

yet to detect any cyber contaminants on

your

your uh

what is it called again

skin

sorry mr mayor i thought this was

supposed to be a friendly photo

yes

optimus prime is it true that all

cybertronians have no regard for human

life and view earth as little more than

a battleground for the never-ending

robot wars why you little first uh let

me say what a great honor it is for us

to be such welcome guests here on your

planet we are truly sorry for all you've

been through with the recent decepticon

att*ck

we understand that with the thr*at of

megatron still looming out there

fears can run a little enough

you bots will direct your questions

directly to me

don't ever presume you can speak for me

optimus the last thing we need is some

over-glorified repair bots sh**ting his

audio processor off about things he

doesn't understand

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a scrub like you should just smile and

wave and stay out of the way

now let's get this over with

hey what am i supposed to do now

well according to human custom you shake

hands with the mayor

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touch an organic

unless you want to pass off such a great

diplomatic responsibility to such a

lowly repair bot

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old sentinel

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thanks for taking me in guys

are you kidding this is gonna be great

it'll be one non-stop party yeah

party but masterson's throwing himself

one big party right now

how could they hire that nut job body

snatcher to work for your father's

company anyway

i mean it goes against everything my

father stood for

my father

hey don't you worry about anything real

me you're living with us now and it's

gonna rock

we have to do something to make her feel

happy and at home

what do we do to feel happy and at home

isn't this

um

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this place totally rocks

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this will be a smoking site for some

classic r d total psychics

i'll just set up my systems here for

some serious damage

masterson

i expect great things from you need i

remind you that it wasn't easy clearing

your name over that previous

misunderstanding oh relax pc henry

masterson is in the house on the scene

pumped and ready for triple action you

name it and i'll deliver oh good because

i plan to pursue the very profitable

aspects of the robotics industry that's

short-sighted some deck so summarily

ignored in the past

namely m*llitary bots headmaster units

the whole works

oh pc

you are so talking my language that it

hurts

but i need a new test subject a new

robot body the ones i used before so old

news so 10 minutes ago what i need is

one of those new and cooler bots you

from outer space

like him

perfection

hello captain fan zone i'd like to

report a decepticon sighting yes it's

down in old detroit yeah i was so scared

please do something please

don't worry ma'am we're on it

ma'am i am so not a man

attention all units we have a decepticon

sighting in old

a decepticon sighting

these organics wouldn't know a

decepticon from a garbage bot

tell your organic captain we're going to

investigate

and sentinel that's a trash bot well

obviously it's a trash bud i didn't just

arrive on this planet yesterday

actually

let's go

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sentinel red means stop for organics

maybe

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they really have to stop putting these

things on every corner

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you were humans will probably be in the

way better to hang back and let a real

autobot handle this

and don't worry organic fan zone i have

a maintenance bot along to clean up

anything that might get messy

this is why i hate machines

especially arrogant full of themselves

machines

let's split up and get this nonsense

over as quickly as possible

sentinel we should scramble our conlink

frequencies in case the decepticons are

listening in

what you should do is stick within the

scope of your programming if i need a

trash can empty or a floor mop i'll call

on my buddy optimus prime or should i

say

maintenance prime

maintenance prime

and i'll just call you pompous gas bag

prime

yeah that's what i should have said

maintenance prime

i gotta save that one in the hard drive

stupid organic

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total ownage never gets old

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uh optimus yeah tell the organic fan

zone that he can send his police force

home

it's a false alarm

how do you know

i just know okay

now i need you to come to my position

alone

sentinel

where are you

look down

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you promised you wouldn't laugh

i

sorry

i can't let anybody see me like this

especially ultra magnus it'll be the end

of everything i've worked for

oh but it doesn't matter if i see you

because i matter so little

that's not exactly how i would put it i

just need you to cover for me

like you covered for me all those

stellar cycles ago

let's not drag the past into this

i know some bots might take advantage of

a situation like this but you

optimus

europe

i believe the phrase you're looking for

is sucker

yo bossbot got a heads up for you powell

just rehired that whack job headmaster

i suspected he was back in action

really

how

are we there yet i can't see a thing

from here

where are you taking me to see if powell

knows the whereabouts of his new

employee mr masterson

and your

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we didn't have any human food so we kind

of pulled together what we thought you

might like to eat

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are you gonna drink that oil

yes she wasn't hungry

don't go running off sentinel

oh ha ha very funny

that's far enough optimus prime

gone are the days when you autobots can

simply waltz in and out of this tower

i'm in charge now i'm looking for mr

henry masterson hmm well

i can be completely honest with you when

i say that mr masterson is not here

so you wouldn't mind if i just took a

look around

i mine very much this is private

property please leave

optimus prime was just here looking for

you

sweet did you tell him i already got a

big dumb robot body this is serious

masterson we have a very public image

that must be maintained

powell's lying

i'm tempted to call fan zone and have

him go in with a search warrant no we

don't want anyone else involved in this

lucky for you we don't need to

i'm tracing powell's phone call

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the signal is coming from that ship

then hurry up already they're casting on

looks like we've got a welcoming

committee

oh please what can they do

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we need to take cover

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remind you that that ship and my body

are getting away would you prefer i use

your head as a shield

actually that's not a bad idea

now now optimus let's not lose our

well you know what i mean

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told you we'd make it

just because you don't have a tutor bot

anymore doesn't mean you have to stop

learning

right

we can teach you so class today's lesson

is regarding um well stuff and how it

works any questions

yeah why is there no record of my

existence

okay

a little bit outside the lesson plan

professor bulkhead your thoughts

maybe she came here from another planet

in some kind of egg and crashed on some

deck's doorstep

or a portal could have opened and she

fell through from another dimension or

maybe she's really a robot or maybe

somebody found her in a cabbage patch or

that stuart thing stop it stop it i

can't it's just

please leave me alone

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nice my body's not here we're too late

oh there it is

prepare to be school flamers

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i don't remember my shield ever being

that powerful t you know me i can't

resist the upgrades

and you know me masterson i can't lose

this kick in your skid plane

oh tough talk fire truck well guess what

you're gonna get

yeah well i have no idea what that means

oh you're enjoying this aren't you

optimus

you

you ripped my arm off

it was trying to jam shield spikes into

my face

yo angry dude chill

please

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bye bye noobs the headmaster's gotta

bounce

you kicked me

on purpose

you're not bouncing anywhere masterson

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yo two things law dog first i do not

sound like a man

second if you think you're laying down

the rules maybe you better conversate

with my boss him

captain fan zone i suggest you release

my employee

i don't think so mr powell and you're

holding him on what charge destruction

of property

the ship belongs to some dax systems

as*ault

since when does an alien robot have

rights plus didn't the alleged incident

occur in international waters between

the us and canada a little out of your

jurisdiction wouldn't you agree captain

why don't you work it out with the

mounties and let me know

hey monty

haven't you two done enough damage all

we wanted to do was make her happy

but we only made things worse

then be silent

she will tell you what she needs if you

simply listen

what do you guys want

nothing we just wanted to know if you

were okay

okay

if i'm okay

my dad is missing i lost control of his

company that powell guy is going to

destroy everything good he worked for

i've been kicked out of the only home

i've ever known and i don't even know if

i exist and you think i'm okay

her eyes are leaking

you let him leak as much as you need to

we're here and you're safe

so whatever it is you can

always talk to us

we'll listen

thank you

i want to know sentinel prime

what are these rumors about you

losing your head

if i may commander

sentinel prime bravely used himself as

bait to draw the headmaster out into the

open where he and i could capture him

and destroy his secret lab

good work both of you

now if you'll excuse me i must confer

with cybertron command on a matter of

great importance

sorry if i presume to speak for you

again sentinel

uh optimus

there's something i

will i need to say

thank you

wow

that must have hurt more than you know

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