02x03 - Mission Accomplished

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transformers

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robots

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is

we are under att*ck by decepticon forces

that came out of nowhere one space

bridge is destroyed request immediate

backup

we're getting reports of decepticon

uprisings like this from all along the

rim of the galaxy sounds like the cons

are getting winded their leaders not as

offline as they thought he was

wonder where they got that idea

that doesn't matter

the point is we're needed elsewhere

optimus prime prepare your crew for

departure in 12 mega cycles

but sir what about the decepticons on

this planet sentinel prime informs me

there are no decepticons on this planet

with all due respect you'll get the

chance to tell your side of the story in

a public inquiry back at cybertron

command

you mean a court martial

more like an opportunity to set the

record straight if word gets out that

megatron is still online and the old

spark is destroyed it will create panic

among our fellow autobots and embolden

the enemy but the truth is it's our duty

to quash these rumors once and for all

understood

yes sir understood

first i lose my dad i know you guys

i'm afraid orders are orders well

they're stupid orders listen up small

human autobots are not organic

babysitters the sooner you bunch of

bolts learn that the better

they aren't a bunch of bolts they're my

friends and i need them

sorry wait

this isn't easy for bumblebee give her

time

unfortunately time is something you bots

don't have as of now you're all vital

components in the w*r against the

decepticons

yes

sir

now that we don't have the all spark our

space bridge is the one advantage we

still have over the cons and we need you

repair grunts to keep them up and

running

and optimus a little friendly advice

do what ultra magnus wants

you mean lie

cut the high and mighty routine for once

in your life cycle

look i have some pull with cybertron

command if you keep quiet about megatron

and the all spark and take the fall for

leading your crew a wall i could get you

reinstated in the elite guard

that sounds a lot like a bribe i'll call

it a favor for not mentioning my little

incident with a headmaster

yeah well unlike you sentinel i don't

think say that my own hard drive is more

important than protecting the truth

then you leave me no choice

optimus prime i am placing you in

protective custody until our departure

from earth

what you can't be serious i'm not gonna

have to use the stasis cuffs on you am i

optimists

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you dare strike me megatron after all my

loyal stellar cycles

wait where is everybody

how did i get here

not picking up any decepticon energy

signals

oh

not even my own

i'm too young to be offline

all right this obviously isn't the well

of all sparks so i can't be that offline

i am still on this pathetic primitive

planet

i swear from here to cybertron that i

will

fascinating you're standing right in

front of me yet i cannot pick up your

images in nature

now we can move about freely in vehicle

mode and those accursed autobots won't

even know we're there

impressive work professor somdeck

your decepticon signal dampeners

function well but now i have a new

project for you

a subspace communicator that will allow

me to contact my decepticon forces at

the rim of the galaxy

i am afraid that is impossible i will

decide what is possible and i won't have

decepticon rebels blowing up space

bridges whenever they feel like it we

need a coordinated effort to defeat the

autobots not random acts of sabotage

but subspace communication would require

some form of tachyon energy no earth

scientist has gotten past the

development stage yet then it's

fortunate we do not have to rely on the

feeble achievements of mere humans isn't

it

the elite guard possesses a tachyon

transmitter aboard their ship

all we have to do is steal it

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but we're her family we can't just

abandon her

who's gonna take care of her when we're

gone we need a human we can trust

absolutely not come on captain she's a

good kid

you won't even know she's around

why me

your tops on the list of all the humans

we know personally

although it is kind of a short list

and it does include prometheus black and

nanosec

but still you're number one

face it optimus

this deal is the only way you're ever

gonna get your career back on track and

rid yourself for the stench of those

glitch detail losers you've been

commanding

what about the stench of the lies you're

asking me to tell

no one's asking you to lie

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look just confirm what our scanners have

been telling us all along there are no

decepticons on earth

the tachyon transmitter you think i

don't know what the tachyon transmitter

looks like

just

oh

oh noble master our mission was

victorious

ah

if it isn't my old pal

megatron and by old pal i mean the piece

of scum who tried to incinerate me into

oblivion

starscream

you're alive

what's the matter you look like you've

seen a ghost

well maybe you have

it's not the best you could do a

starscream and to think you actually

believed you could take over as leader

of the decepticons

you couldn't lead a parade

make sure he's offline this time

his spark chamber is empty

his life force has been extinguished

dump that piece of treacherous garbage

where it belongs

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what am i doing down here and why is my

spark chamber empty huh

maybe i really am a ghost

or maybe something else is keeping me

online

a piece of the old spark indestructible

inextinguishable which makes little old

stars scream

immortal

prepare yourself megatron you pump it

scrappy for my vengeance will be swift

and painful

fellow decepticons

take heed your leader megatron still

lives

now we remain dispersed throughout the

far reaches of the galaxy exiled from

our true home

we are all still decepticons united by a

common purpose

the time has come for us to put aside

our differences

and act as one under my undisputed

leadership

only then can we cast off the shackles

of autobot oppression

working together we can raise up our

glorious empire once more

and crush all who stand in our way

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uh

i think i need another approach

a way to lure that egotistical trash can

out into the open catching him off guard

perhaps this might do the trick

optimus prime

central prime has informed me about your

reluctance to cooperate

i strongly urge you to reconsider

commander the ship's sensors have

detected a major spike in all spark

energy

probably another one of those fragments

i'll go check it out

negative

stay here and keep your optics on

optimus prime jazz and i will report

that with our findings

transform and roll out

jazz gets all the action and i'm stuck

playing nurse made to an insubordinate

washout

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huh our sensors didn't pick up any all

spark energy surges the last time the

fragment turned up

only sorry ski was able to detect it

it's almost as if someone wants us to

find this fragment

run an infrared scan on that cloud bank

star screen

sentinel you have to stop them they're

walking right into a decepticon ambush

when are you gonna get it through your

thick processor there are no decepticons

on this planet so keep your audio unit

shutter i'll do it for you

i'd like to see you try your worthless

crankshaft

that's it

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well somebody's got to stop ultra magnus

from making a deadly mistake

there won't be enough left to salvage

for parts

how do you feel about bedtime

what cuz i'm not real big on them in

fact i think i should be able to stay up

as late as i want i also need my own

phone oh yeah and we should talk about

my allowance because i'm gonna need a

big one

this is why i hate kids

autobots we need to mobilize immediately

the elite guard is walking into a

decepticon trap

why is this our problem the elite guard

has done nothing but bust our solenoids

since they got here doing what's right

is more important than our personal

feelings right now brian's right let's

move it

no idea but i am not gonna let him rack

my city again

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the elite guards not responding to my

emergency calls

we'll have to cut across town and hit

him off

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it won't be long until megatron arrives

to get his greasy little servos on that

all-spot fragment

too bad i rigged it to blow up in his

face and destroy half this city with it

the spike in all spark energy appears to

be emanating from that train

it's fortunate we picked up that signal

so easily perhaps a bit too fortunate

a trap

led by the autobots or by another

decepticon

an extremely persistent decepticon who

refuses to stay offline

the old spark fragment is going to

overload the vehicle's engine we must

remove it before the entire thing

explodes

stand back

the autobot elite guard this day just

gets better and better

with one blow i will destroy all my

enemies at once

it's no good commander that small spark

doesn't want to budge

uncouple the passenger cars and get the

humans away from danger

bumblebee sorry try to use the key to

pull out that all spark fragments

the rest of us will try to slow the

engine down

hang on

bumblebee sorry get off the engine's

going to blow

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now that's what i call teamwork

and nothing got blown up now there's a

first

commander the all spike fragment has

been safely recovered

what are you doing here optimus prime

sir i have reason to believe this was

part of a decepticon trap and felt it

was my duty to warn you only one problem

with that story

where are the decepticons

this day couldn't possibly get any worse

i stand corrected

optimus prime you are under arrest for

assaulting an elite guard officer add

that to the other charges against you

you can just kiss your career goodbye

now what do you have to say for yourself

incoming

what is that thing

ah that's right you've never seen one up

close

it's called a decepticon

oh no not again he's online stand back

everyone

commander

at least this won't be a total loss

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hmm

ultra magnus is down and the decepticon

is getting away what's our next move

sentinel

uh right okay uh

ratchet you and sorry take care of ultra

magnus bumblebee prowl bulkhead and fan

fenzone evacuate the humans from the

area sentinel and jazz we'll take down

starscream

stand down optimus you've got no right

to assume command yeah well some bot has

to

hey how about we sort out the whole head

honcho deal later right now we need to

stop fighting each other and start

fighting the bad guy dig

fine

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don't waste my time

keep him distracted

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this

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yes optimus think you could have drawn

that one out any longer you're welcome

sentinel

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well optimus prime

it appears you were right about the

decepticons but sir that doesn't change

the fact that he disobeyed a direct

order

that may be sentinel prime

but there are times when following your

gut is more important than acting by the

book

wouldn't you agree optimus prime

given the recent developments i've

decided to let you and your crew remain

here on earth to search for more

all-spark fragments

and keep them from falling into the

hands of any other decepticons that may

still be left on this planet i think you

may need a few more stasis cuffs for the

job

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you guys are staying on earth how great

is that

don't worry captain fenzone we can still

hang out yeah i'll clear my calendar

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send out a transmission to our double

agent on cybertron

tell him that communication with our

rebel forces has been restored

and the autobots space bridge technology

is within my grasp the uprisings on the

edge of the galaxy will continue to draw

the autobot forces away from cybertron

leaving it virtually defenseless

and once my space bridge is operational

i will conquer a weakened cybertron from

within

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