02x09 - Autoboot Camp

[bunniefuu]

transformers

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robots

is

[Applause]

oh

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in the name of the elite guard i order

you to halt

[Applause]

now what do you say you come along

quietly

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ultra magnus to optimus prime

i have an all sector bulletin for an

escaped convict

this autobot traitor was caught spying

for the decepticons

wasp

all cadets must report to the assembly

area in 10 cycles that is all

yeah that's what i'm talking about

i am so elite guard material

in your

subcompact

you won't even meet the height

requirement

well you're no luxury shuttle yourself

in fact it looks like we were both

forged from the same protoform mold

you poor sad boss it's not how you were

forged but who you know

so

who should have bought no around here

i'll give you a hint

it's not you

you know this bot

slag yeah sir he hates me then i suggest

you keep a lookout for him in the

unlikely event that he shows up on earth

congratulations the breakout was a

success

it's all over the cybertronian feeds

thank you lord megatron

but are you sure we should be

communicating

your signal is being scrambled no one on

cybertron could possibly pick up this

transmission

no one on cybertron perhaps let someone

on earth just fight

ah monitor duty

is there anything worse than monitor

duty

scraping space barnacles

washing out sorry's old socks

getting a wheel alignment from ratchet

it was a rhetorical question all right

construction project

my double agent on cybertron

that was

megatron

but who was he talking to it had to be

wasp you heard him say my double agent

on cybertron yeah

but

and wasp just escaped from prison that

can't be a coincidence

all i have to do is trace that signal

i'll not only find megatron's hideout

here on earth i'll nail that traitor

spybot wasp on cybertron uh don't you

think we ought to tell prime about this

first by the time he gets back from

patrol the trail will be cold we gotta

move now

i don't know it's an awfully big job for

just the two of us

you know that's your trouble bulkhead

you never dreamed big you always fought

small

always always

hey guys can i try

hey there little fella

you scan a picture of me with these big

tall buildings they'll never believe

this back home mm-hmm

first time off the energon farm

how'd you know

looks like the hybrid found himself a

new friend

a total mud flap

him

what no

he's not my friend

not yet buddy give it time

i can't hide

i am sentinel miner your drill sergeant

but you lynchpins will address me yes

sir is that clear

sir yes sir

wipe that smile off your face dull spark

uh i'm not smiling sir my jaw is just

tempered that way sir forget mud flaps

jaw check out the asteroid sized chin on

sarge you got a comment funny butt no

sir why does a weak jointed slow

processing hunk of junk like you want to

be an autobot recruit

to be an elite guard warrior and kick

decepticon skid plate sir

you couldn't kick my motherboard if i

held it in front of your foot each of

you sound off

why do you want to be here

to be an elite guard intelligence

officer

to be an elite guard trooper sir to be

an elite guard commander sir well uh

i was kind of hoping i could be a

certified space bridge technician oh sir

[Laughter]

muted micro brains

space bridge technician now here's a bot

who knows his place

you should try to be more like your

friend here he's not my friend sir

we're all friends here

comes in a great big autobot machine

show me what you got cog

not bad i'm gonna call you

long arm

show me your stuff

that's it

hit me with everything you got sir

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well nice plating

ironhide

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nice stinging welcome to the platoon

wasp

i'll show you stinging

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you are nothing but a bumbler from now

on your name is

bumblebee

bumblebee

you got a problem with that cadet sir

oh sorry sarge sir

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you're all bulk and no brains

you're bulk head now drop and give me 20

all of you

every time one of you worthless grease

smears messes up the entire platoon is

gonna suffer because in the grand

machine if one cog doesn't work

none of the cogs do

oil change duty

i'm not meant for this i'm meant for

great things

he'll b*at shovel and energon dust back

on the farm

and space bridge ticks need to know all

about oil space bridge that is so weak

oh look at me i'm a big old mud flap

working on the space bridge

put your servos into it you call that

transforming i've seen protoforms

transformed better than that by the way

you can thank yellow jacket and the

green doofus here for those extra

transform-ups

way to go num nodes

uh take it easy on him wasp

i didn't give you the work sarge did

i got a special job for you stingless

i am a worthless oil stain

i am a worthless oil stain

i am a worthless oil stain

why am i even doing this

what's that

megatron will speak to you now you have

disguised yourself well my spybot the

autobots would never suspect they have a

traitor among their new cadets

now that you've infiltrated the autobots

you must climb through their ranks and

destroy them from

all within

show yourself traitor

wasp

for you

no way look

you want to be an intel bot right

i just need to know how to report a

suspected spy

you think there's a spy bot among us

who

promise you won't say anything okay

but i think wasp is working for the

decepticons

you have proof of this

not yet

think i should tell the sarge

no

if you tell sentinel he'll just take all

the credit but if you could deliver

proof that wasp is a spy

that's the kind of initiative that can

put you on the fast track for the elite

guard

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i can't believe i let you talk me into

this we need to tell prime about that

transmission

wait i think i got a lock on megatron's

signal

how come you always gotta do everything

the hard way

what are you talking about

i never do anything the hard way

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this is gonna be perfect when the spybot

steals the box

who left this out here

26

27

28.

gotta slip up sometimes spybot and when

you do

i'm gonna catch it all with this

microphone

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[Applause]

you would not believe the glitches the

commander saddled me with this time i'm

starting to think that ultra magnus is a

few circuits shy of a full processor you

know what i mean

oh sure he was the bot back in the day

but now ultra magnus is just a rusted

out obsolete model sorely in need of an

upgrade

um

where's that echo coming from

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147 148

149

we wanted to thank you for all that

extra punishment piston rod

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okay fun's fun now give them back

one back

go get em

or better still

stay in here with all the other useless

junk hey

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why do they all hate me

because one of them is a spy who knows

you're after it

don't give up bumblebee

will you give it up bumblebee

we've been at it for mega cycles and

we're still no closer to tracing

megatron's signal

you want to quit on me

why am i not surprised you're always

more interested in space bridges than

helping me

some friend

i'm not talking about quitting i'm

talking about going through proper

channels

if you don't want to help fine i don't

need some small-minded no dreams bot

dragging me down oh if that's how you

feel you and your big dreams can face

down wasp and megatron and anybody else

you want for all i care

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just slowing me down anyway

listen up crankshafts this is a

simulated combat exercise i want to see

you at least pretend to know what you're

doing

now move out

hey bumblebee think fast

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but you really are a bumbler it's not

live a*mo this is simulated combat

hey little buddy need a servo

listen

i'm not little and i'm not your buddy

okay i'm on the fast track for the elite

guard now and i don't need some

overgrown energon guzzler messing it up

for me

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wow

right silly me

no live a*mo simulated combat

but that's one realistic simulation

sorry

didn't mean to call you a little buddy

huh

oh swag

maybe i should apologize to the sarge

for that uh bulkhead some apologies are

better left unsaid

when i find the bot that buried me under

that building i'll drum him out of the

cybertron service so fast it'll make his

gyro spin

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big lug would have k*lled his career

right there if it weren't for me and he

never even thanked me

guys

i'm stuck

you hear me

guys

bumblebee i just heard there's going to

be a surprise locker inspection this is

your last chance to expose the spybot

before sentinel takes all the credit

i'll distract him you get his key

let me help you up there wasp

keep your servos off of me dear grinder

you

what are you doing in cadet wasp's

locker

exposing a decepticon spy

sir

but i'm innocent i tell you you're

making a big mistake all of you

muted traitor

i'll get you bumblebee if it's the last

thing i do

well that took spark kid i may even have

to rethink your name

what was it again

you're in buddy

you're bound to get that elite guard

posting now

speaking of spark since no bot has come

forward to claim responsibility for

dropping that building on my head

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i'm just gonna drum the biggest loser

out of the platoon for good measure i

did it

i was the one responsible for knocking

that building down on top of you

this isn't going to affect my elite

guard status is it

sir

yes

i have arrived the bonafide space bridge

technician

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good old bulkhead

i should have never been so mean to him

his spark is always in the right place

i wish i could tell him how much our

friendship has meant to me even if he

never dreamed big

but i did dream big bumblebee

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i dreamed of being your friend i

followed you

i couldn't leave you all alone out here

like that

i should have but i didn't

bulkhead i want you to know that our

friendship is worth more to me than any

amount of glory or membership in some

elitist guard but i already knew that

first let me say how good it is to see

my old friends bumblebee and bug head

again nice to see you too long arm

or should i say long arm prime

head of cybertron intel

nice to know one of us achieved his

dream oh it's never too late bumblebee

can you tell me anything more about the

transmission you intercepted well it was

pretty scrambled but megatron said

something about a construction project

could mean anything

rest assured however

i will weed out this evil double agent

spy bot wherever he may be hiding

i know not hide from wasp wasp swears he

find bubble

our long stellar cycles of planning will

now come to fruition

i knew your size altering power would

allow you to blend in perfectly with the

autobots

well done my loyal servant

shockwave

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