03x08 - Human Error

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transformers

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robots

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is

[Applause]

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everyone's back at the plant and ready

to party it's sound wave i see him

everywhere i look

the interactive sound wave toy sings he

dances he does it all and he can still

be delivered just in time for that

last-minute gift

oh we have another caller that toy

rightfully belongs to me power you are a

keeping crook

and a merry christmas to you too

professor someday but i acquired this

toy's patents fair and square when i

owned your company now i'm sharing sound

wave with the entire world for only

19.99 1999 how does he do it

prime i knock sound wave into a million

pieces remember he can't hurt us now

yeah come on home sorry showing us how

to celebrate the holiday season in style

tell him we're making oil nog oil nog

i'm afraid to ask

huh

um

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okay

maybe i just have sound wave on the

processor

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do you think we got we can find out if

we run up through ratchet's x-ray

scanner only if you want to end up on

santa's naughty list put him back under

the tree and come help me decorate

busted

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um

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and i'm telling you there's no way this

santa claus could deliver billions of

presents in one night

i can think of at least one way oh

a sound theory prowl

i did see multiple santas in the

shopping district tonight

don't try to explain the magic

just accept the holiday season is a time

when dreams come true it's also a time

to be thankful for the things you have

like family

to family then

whoa

what's in this stuff anyway

i don't know

but my processor is pretty fuzzy

yeah it sure got me ready for a stasis

nap

and me as well

what no waiting up for santa you guys

are a bunch of party poopers they're

still tomorrow sorry

oh and uh

yeah

very uh merry christmas

merry christmas big guy

and pleasant dreams

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oh

huh

something doesn't feel right

ah

my hands

i be all

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look at you you're hideous

we're all hideous we're

people

and you're so small

knock it off i'm bigger than you

there must be a rational explanation for

this

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there is no rational explanation

we've become 100

human

where's prowl

he's not in his room

i checked

proud

hey

there's no anti-lock brakes on these

servos i think the humans call them

legs

come on buddy

it's something i'd always imagined even

dreamt i'd experience and yet

something isn't quite right

yeah us perhaps our minds have been

implanted into these human forms

so

what happened to our autobot bodies

good question i've tried to contact

sorry but there's no answer we need to

get to some dac tower auto uh man

transfo

uh roll uh uh let's let's just go

a sound wave toy to replace the one that

tried to take over the world dad that

thing tried to k*ll me ah but this is an

action figure assembled in china not by

megatron

ah dad you're just putting money into

powell's pocket

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but he sings and dances anyway you still

have one more present

thanks dad

but i was kind of hoping for something

with four wheels

who needs wheels

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thank you daddy

sorry be careful

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i need some antifreeze

how do humans survive in these soft

fleshy bodies

i don't know but my fuel tanks making a

funny noise perhaps our human bodies

need some refueling

yeah

i always wanted to chow down

hey

how come your fuel is different than

ours

i chose the vegetable fuel because it

burns cleaner

don't you know where that animal flesh

comes

from but i know where it's going half of

it's going on your clothes

i think i got some kind of a function

here

uh ratchet you're the doctor maybe you

should check on him

no no i am not going in there

here i am

peek-a-boo

i'm over here

you think she'd be laughing if you were

a giant robot that's the point

being human gives me a better sense of

what this holiday season means i'm

thankful for just being alive in any

form oh

i'm thankful too let me tell you

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so much for a happy holiday

att*ck

we gotta do something like why

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we don't need to be out of bots to help

let's go

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bumblebee bulkhead suppress that fire

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mommy help me

mommy

my son

he's upstairs

oh

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how do you do that i'm i'm not certain

foolish organics you scramble to survive

but your doom is sealed

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come on

you guys can't still be sleeping

it's christmas

hello

guys

cute girl with jetpack is here

you guys better not be messing with me

nice try

but you can't hide your energy

signatures

which are coming from

right here

all right enough hide and seek i'm going

home hear me i'm going home

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fine guys don't spend christmas day with

me

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you oh

touch me

pick on someone your own size

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it's my leg

ratchet i think it's broken

prime

ratchet

i thought i recognized those voices

you've been living with these pathetic

organics for so long you become them it

will be a simple matter to crush you out

of existence right now

where did you go i can't tell the

difference between one insignificant

human in the next

oh well no matter there's much more

decepticon fun to come

oh

this doesn't bode well for us or the

city

i don't know what star screams up to but

we've got to stop it how he couldn't

even scratch his paint

oh in these human bodies what chance do

we have

there's always a chance

we have to reach someday tower we might

not be able to fight his autobots but

some deck has technology we can use as

weapons against the decepticons how we

gonna get there

desperate times call for desperate

measures

you know this isn't so bad

usually we do the driving

not a creature was stirring

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evil toys

prime was right

no

it's impossible

and yet there it is

cybertron

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a full-scale decepticon invasion

we are so scratched

if now before megatron now that i am

lord of cybertron i return to earth to

exterminate organics once and for all

especially those machines who have

chosen to become organics

why would the autobots choose to be

human

not for the fashion sense i can tell you

that

who cares i will crush them into human

so they can watch their pitiful adopted

world perish before their eyes

this can't be happening you're right

bulkhead

it can't be happening

isn't your leg broken no

his leg was never broken because his leg

isn't real none of this is real

is real enough for

your worst

oh look i have a hole in my rockets

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impossible

you're finished megatron i will never

surrender to a human

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i don't think we're in detroit anymore

oh then where are we our bodies are not

here

but our minds are here

in some kind of virtual reality

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this place has a basement

thanks for telling me guys

i know you're home and i also know

something creepy's going on

time to find out what

the autobots

have my virtual illusion

i must accelerate their reprogramming

reprogramming my friends

no way you overgrown boombox

so if we're in some kind of virtual

reality how do we get out of here yeah

and out of these little bone bags and

back into our big bot bodies

i suspect that regaining our true form

will be the beginning of our escape

you only have to think it if you believe

it here

you can make it so

autobots transform

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hey

we're back

not all of us

it might help you if you make the noise

with your mouth like this

sounds silly but

okay

now it should be a simple matter to will

ourselves free of this trap

you

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deploy

i've heard your music sound wave i'm not

impressed

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i'll be back for you guys

i promise

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measurement is of no consequence

initiating final days of population

models

soon the autobots will unite with us

soon they will call themselves

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