[♪♪♪]
SOLDIER:
Centurions, forward!
[YELLS]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
WOMAN:
In the year 41 B.C.E.,
as the Roman army
invaded Egypt,
I, Cleopatra,
last of the Pharaohs,
escaped upon the River Nile.
My kingdom had fallen,
yet I was still Egypt's queen.
Vowing to defend the ancient
treasure of my people,
I sailed for the pyramids.
There,
beneath the Great Sphinx,
lay a hidden tomb.
An impenetrable maze of deadly
traps and secret dangers,
forever guarded
by an ancient horror.
The army of the undead.
A thousand mummified warriors
awaiting the call to rise
from the grave and defend
Egypt's last great treasure.
The ancient traps were set.
And the tomb sealed.
Under the golden crown of !sis,
I cast my curse.
The curse of Cleopatra!
Let it be written!
[♪♪♪]
[CHIRPING]
Jinkies.
It's so beautiful.
But what's it doing up here?
[WORKERS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Wait till Omar sees this.
Not to worry, uncle.
The Sphinx will be
finished in time
for the unveiling ceremony.
The restoration is
in very good hands.
[WIND GUSTING]
Whoa!
Ugh!
Omar!
Look, I found something.
It looks like
an ancient necklace.
What an incredible find.
Oh, it was nothing.
[♪♪♪]
Impossible.
VELMA:
Look.
Velma, you found it.
The lost tomb of Cleopatra.
Hidden for thousands of years.
[GASPS]
Cleopatra?
[GASPS]
Double jinkies.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
Man, Scoob,
Egypt's a real hot spot.
[CHUCKLES]
Guess while the lemonade
is chilling,
we'll just have to chill.
Yeah.
[LAUGHS]
FRED:
Wow. How cool is it that Velma
has spent the last six months
here in Egypt?
Well, restoring the Great Sphinx
may be a thrill,
but I can't wait to see
the look on her face
when she sees us.
Yeah. "Surprise, Velma!"
Velma? Surprise?
Where, where?
Sorry, Scooby.
False alarm.
Oh.
FRED:
Hang in there, big guy.
We miss her too.
But the good old Mystery Machine
will have us there in a jiffy.
[METAL GRINDS]
[ENGINE POPPING]
DAPHNE:
You were saying?
[ENGINE RATTLES, DIES]
Huh, like,
why are we stopping?
Big trouble, g*ng.
It looks like our radiator's
out of water.
[LAUGHS]
Don't sweat it, Fred.
Scoob and I will go
looking for snacks.
I mean, help.
Yeah, and snacks too.
[COUGHING]
SHAGGY:
Water, water.
Oh-ho-ho!
We're doomed, Scoob.
We're doomed.
Doomed?
[HOWLS]
[SIGHS]
Our heroes.
Hey, Scooby,
look at that.
Huh?
Like, we're saved.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Saved!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[♪♪♪]
Do you think we should tell them
that it's only a mirage?
BOTH:
Yuck!
Oh. Too late.
[SIGHS]
[GROANS WEAKLY]
[BIRD SCREECHING]
SCOOBY-DOO:
Uh, Shaggy.
Oh. Vultures.
Vultures?
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Who would've thought
it could end like this?
Scooby and Shaggy,
oh-ho-ho,
a baked buffet
for a buzzard's breakfast.
[SHAGGY WHINES]
Wait a minute.
That's no vulture.
It's a hawk.
[HAWK SHRIEKS]
Guys, look.
I think we've got company.
[CAMEL SNORTS]
[SPEAKS IN ARABIC]
In Egypt, that means hello.
What up?
That means hello in America.
DAPHNE:
Are we glad to see you.
[CAMEL SNORTS]
Indeed.
I am Amahl Ali Akbar,
at your service.
Amahl Ali Akbar?
Wow, that's some name.
Do you mind
if we just call you Triple A?
FRED:
We were on our way
to the Sphinx,
when our van overheated.
Do you know where
we might find some water?
I am sorry,
my friend,
but there is no water here.
Jeepers.
What are we going to do?
Come.
Join my caravan.
We travel east,
towards the flowing waters
of the Nile River.
There you will find
what you are looking for.
[HAWK SCREECHES]
[CAMEL SNORTS]
FRED:
How much further
to the Nile River?
This is the Nile River.
DAPHNE:
Okay. So, what happened
to the "river" part?
[CAMEL GRUNTS]
ALI AKBAR:
Our journey together
has come to an end.
I must find water for my camels.
But how are we supposed
to get to the Sphinx?
You have already arrived,
my friend.
It is just
over that hill.
Big statue, pyramids in back.
You can't miss it.
Well, thanks, Triple A.
Hope we see you again.
If the fates allow it,
so shall it be.
FRED:
Okay, everybody,
remember where we parked.
[ALARM BEEPS]
FRED:
We made it, g*ng.
The pyramids
and the Sphinx of Giza.
SCOOBY: Ooh.
SHAGGY: Isn't that cool?
DAPHNE: Wow.
SHAGGY: Oh, man.
SCOOBY:
That's a big cat.
DAPHNE:
What a strange statute.
It has the head of a man,
but the body of a lion.
[LAUGHS]
Good thing we're in the desert,
eh, Scoob?
It must take a lot of sand
to fill that kitty's litter box.
[LAUGHS]
Litter box.
[GASPS]
Okay, tape is rolling.
In five, four, three...
Welcome to Fear Facers,
the show that looks in the face
of fear and faces it.
I'm your host, Rock Rivers.
Behind me, the Nile River.
No relation.
Wow, Fear Facers is the coolest!
I'm your biggest fan.
Ugh! Cut.
No, really.
I've seen every episode.
Come on, bro.
I'm losing the light.
Guys,
this is Rock Rivers.
Every week he travels
to the world's scariest places,
looking for video proof
of the supernatural.
Uh, like, by "supernatural,"
I sure hope he means
extra-organic granola.
DAPHNE:
Did you say Fear Facers?
It's okay.
You can tell me.
You love my show,
and you watch it every week.
Am I right?
Uh, no.
But I do read TV Gab.
Look.
FRED:
Fear Facers cancelled?
Okay, so I faked some footage.
Big deal. The ratings were huge.
So, what are you doing in Egypt?
Yeah, there's no fear
for you to fake here.
You mean, you don't know
about...the curse?
BOTH:
The curse?
[WHIMPERING, TEETH CHATTERING]
It's all over
the Internet.
They've discovered a secret
chamber under the Sphinx.
And unleashed
some majorly sick mojo.
Like, I think my mojo
is going to be majorly sick.
Yeah. Mine too.
If the curse is real,
I'll get proof of it on tape,
and then they'll have to
put me back on TV.
[SNIFFS]
Huh?
Ah-ha!
DAPHNE:
What's gotten into Scooby?
I think he's picked up something
on the old nose radar. Come on.
Hey, at least run screaming.
For the camera.
D'oh!
Whoa!
Ah!
Whoa!
[CRASHING, BANGING]
Huh?
Hey!
Scooby!
How did you get here?
Okay, okay.
I'm glad to see you too.
Guys!
Wow.
What a surprise.
I told you
she'd be surprised.
Boy, am I.
But, uh,
what are you doing here?
Well, you know Scooby. Ha-ha.
He wouldn't stop howling
until we agreed
to come and visit you.
[HOWLS]
Scooby, are you sure
it was me you missed?
Oh, boy. Scooby Snacks.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
And, like,
I missed you too, Velma.
And Shaggy too.
[LAUGHS]
Isn't it great?
The g*ng's back together again.
Ooh, and Velma,
what a cute necklace.
Oh, well,
it's not really mine.
It's an ancient Egyptian symbol
called an ankh.
Someday, it will go to a museum,
where it belongs.
I don't really think
it goes with my outfit.
Are you kidding?
Everything goes with khaki.
OMAR:
Velma,
what is going on here?
You know this site is closed.
We must have no more intruders.
It's okay, Omar.
These are my friends
from America.
Oh, can it be?
The teenage sleuths
with whom you've enjoyed
so many adventures?
g*ng,
this is Prince Omar Karam.
He's the one in charge
of the restoration
of the Sphinx.
OMAR:
Please, forgive my rudeness.
Ever since our discovery,
we have been besieged
by treasure hunters.
FRED:
Treasure? Wow.
DAPHNE:
Can we see what else you found?
Yes, of course.
But first, let me introduce you
to a close friend of mine.
Khafre Ra-Atum.
Or if you prefer,
the Great Sphinx of Giza.
Carved out of the living rock
over 4000 years ago.
Hey, Daph,
get a sh*t of this.
Freddy.
So, Your Highness,
is there really a secret chamber
beneath the Sphinx?
And what's all this
about a curse?
SHAGGY:
La-la-la
BOTH:
La-la-la-la-la-la...
We're not listening.
Uh-uh. No way.
We're not listening.
Not listening.
Guys,
what are you doing?
Like, we know
where this is going.
You've discovered
some ancient tomb
and unleashed a horrible curse.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Like, no offense,
Your High-heightliness,
but we don't
wanna hear it.
BOTH:
La-la-la-la-la-la--
Wait, wait, hold on, guys.
What's that sound?
[HELICOPTER DRONING]
Jeepers, did somebody
order a SWAT team?
Just as I feared.
Velma,
we must act quickly.
Ah, the Great Sphinx.
Nice kitty.
Purr for mama.
[GASPS]
Dr. Amelia von Butch.
Amelia von who?
Butch.
She's a notorious archaeologist
and world-class
treasure hunter.
You mean treasure thief.
This is Prince Omar.
I must speak with my uncle.
Hey!
I'm sorry, but your call
has been disconnected.
Permanently.
VON BUTCH:
Secure the perimeter.
We work alone.
Dr. von Butch, you must
leave here at once.
And you are...?
Prince Omar Karam.
I am in charge
of this excavation.
[CACKLES]
A prince.
Charming.
Now,
out of the sandbox, kids.
Playtime is over.
VELMA:
Wait, you can't go in there.
Watch me.
Hello, gorgeous.
[TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
FRED:
This is awesome.
DAPHNE:
Jeepers, who is that?
The greatest woman
who ever ruled.
Cleopatra,
last of the Pharaohs.
Atop her head,
she wears the golden crown,
and around her neck,
the ruby ankh necklace.
Oh, Velma.
That's just like your--
[CLEARS THROAT]
I mean, wow, and I thought
I knew how to accessorize.
The tomb itself is sealed.
Imagine. The crown of Cleopatra
waits beyond this door.
[BEEPING]
OMAR:
Please wait.
We have translated
the hieroglyphics.
"Thus spoke Cleopatra:
"'A curse on those
who would defile the secret tomb
of the Pharaohs.'"
VON BUTCH:
"'The Nile will fall,
and the desert will rise.
"'The army of the undead
will awaken,
and all who enter
will be turned into stone.'"
[CACKLES]
[CREW LAUGHS]
"The Nile will fall."
Freddy, we saw
the river ourselves.
It was completely dry.
But what does
"the desert will rise" mean?
[GULPS, TITTERS]
And, like, "awaken
the army of the undead."
Let's hope they have
a snooze button.
Yeah.
[WHIMPERS]
Nice try, Cleo,
but we didn't
come all this way
to leave empty-handed.
If there is
an undead army down there,
our equipment
will detect them.
And they won't be
undead for long.
OMAR:
Please, Dr. von Butch,
in the name of
archaeology,
let us treat this tomb
with respect.
Its secrets will be revealed
in time.
I couldn't agree more.
And there's no time
like the present.
She has just destroyed
2000 years of history.
Don't worry, Omar.
If the curse can't
stop her, we will.
[FAINT, RASPY SCREAMING]
Like, that's the spookiest
stay-fresh seal I've ever heard.
Yeah, me too.
[WIND GUSTING]
Hey, doc,
I think you better
come check this out.
Jeepers,
what is that?
SHAGGY:
Somebody tell me
that's just another mirage.
Sandstorm.
"And the desert will rise."
It is the curse.
Okay, like, somebody else
tell me it's a mirage.
Unload, now.
We need
the geothermal sensors.
No. We must
take shelter.
Everybody,
back inside the tomb.
[OMAR SCREAMS]
Shaggy, Scooby,
where are you?
We don't know,
but when we figure it out,
we'll send you a postcard.
Hoo-hoo. I never thought
I'd hear myself say this,
but, man,
am I glad to be back
inside this creepy tomb.
Me too.
Hey, Omar.
Boy, are we
glad to see you.
Wow, like, talk about
giving a guy the cold shoulder.
Zoinks! He's been t-t-turned--
Turned to stone!
St-s-s-stone?
Guys,
what are you doing?
We're heading out
into the nice, safe sandstorm.
But why?
Just look over there.
Prince Omar
and the Rock of Gibraltar
could be
second cousins.
Oh, no.
Omar!
Jeepers, he's been turned
into a royal statue.
[VON BUTCH GASPS]
Impossible.
How can this be?
It's just like
it said in the curse.
Hm. "And all who enter
will be turned to stone."
We tried to warn you.
Now look what you've done.
We've got to do something.
Stick with the plan.
I'm switching to night vision.
Copy that.
We are live.
Awaiting your signal,
Dr. von Butch.
Dr. von Butch?
Doc,
it's now or never.
All right.
On my signal.
No.
What's it gonna take
to stop you?
Nothing short of an army.
Move out.
It's all downhill from here.
But it doesn't make sense.
Why would the curse strike Omar?
He only wanted to protect
the tomb.
Well, g*ng, it looks we've got
another mystery on our hands.
No, Freddy,
we don't.
ALL:
What?
I'm sorry, g*ng, but it's
just too dangerous this time.
If something were to happen
to you guys,
I'd never forgive myself.
Hold on. Did Velma just say
that we're not going to try
to solve a mystery?
Ha-ha-ha. Like, I still
must have sand in my ears.
But what about Omar?
We can't just leave him
like this.
Come on, Velma.
We've got to follow them
down into the tomb.
Maybe we can find a way
to reverse the curse.
Hm...
At least we've got
Omar's journal.
It could help guide us safely
through the chambers.
Okay, g*ng,
let's go in.
SHAGGY:
Good idea.
And while you guys
do that,
Scoob and I will keep
Prince Omar company.
Ha-ha. Hey, Scoob,
how 'bout a round of Go Fish?
Yeah.
FRED:
No way, guys.
There's no splitting up
this time.
Like Velma said,
it's too dangerous.
We're better off
if we stick together.
SHAGGY:
Man, that's one steep drop,
Scooby-Doo.
I wonder how far down it goes.
SCOOBY:
I don't know.
[ECHOING]
I don't know... I don't know...
I don't know...
[WHIMPERS]
Hey, like,
where'd everybody go?
[ECHOING]
Where'd everybody go?
Where'd everybody go?
SHAGGY:
Wait for us!
Nobody move.
This is the first trap.
Jeepers. That doesn't
look like Cleopatra.
It's not.
That's the Egyptian
goddess !sis.
Her power protects
Cleopatra's tomb.
SHAGGY:
Like, gangway!
Shaggy, Scooby, wait!
[VELMA YELLS]
Guys, don't move.
The floor is a trap.
[WHIMPERS]
Just our luck, Scoob.
Out of the frying pan
and into the microwave.
Move!
[BOTH WHINING, YELLING]
[BOTH GRUNT]
Scoob,
where are you?
Mm...
Well,
how do you like that?
Instead of King Tut,
I found King Mutt.
[LAUGHS]
King Mutt.
[LAUGHS]
DAPHNE:
Guys, are you okay?
I think so, but we'd be better
if we had more sandwiches.
They're okay.
This way.
Scooby, Shaggy,
stay right there.
So much for
not splitting up.
Yeah.
[SENSORS BEEPING]
MAN:
Hold on.
We got something here.
WOMAN:
There's movement
all around us.
Whoa. Look at all these
creepy coffins.
Hey, Scoob, do you know who
tucks a mummy into bed at night?
Uh-uh.
His mummy.
[GIGGLES]
[PHANTOM GROWLING]
Hey, that might not
be my best joke,
but you don't have to groan
about it.
Shaggy.
Not now, Scoob.
Can't you see I'm working on
my junior-archaeology
merit badge?
[RASPY GROWL]
[GROWLING]
[WHIMPERS]
Like, run for it,
Scoob!
[GROWLING AND SCREAMING]
[FAINT SCREAMING]
Listen.
It's Shaggy and Scooby.
They're in trouble.
Guess what?
[GULPS]
So are we.
[GROANING AND GROWLING]
The army of the undead.
[SCREAMING]
They're everywhere.
[GROWLS]
Fall back.
[GRUNTS]
Wow, she's good.
Freddy,
look out!
[ALL SNARLING]
[JOE PIZZULO'S "MUMMY'S
RAGS AND RICHES" PLAYING]
♪ Mummy's rags and riches
Hieroglyphics off the wall ♪
♪ There's no strife
For the afterlife ♪
♪ Unwind and have a ball ♪
♪ Pyramids have power
And secrets stashed away ♪
♪ But between the traps
And the mummy wraps ♪
♪ They can really
Blow your day ♪
♪ The ancient Pharaoh's
Spirit haunts ♪
♪ The halls of this
Cold, dark tomb ♪
♪ A curse is held
Through the underworld ♪
♪ Coming to seal your doom ♪
♪ Mummy's rags and riches ♪
♪ Oh, they'll give you
Quite a fright ♪
♪ So enjoy the ride
As you run and hide ♪
♪ This joint is out of sight ♪
[TEETH CHATTERING]
♪ Mummy's rags and riches
Hieroglyphics off the wall ♪
♪ Hope for luck
As you dive and duck ♪
♪ There's a way
To fool them all ♪
♪ An ancient Pharaoh's
Spirit walks ♪
♪ Among these halls of doom ♪
♪ Don't miss your chance
To see the mummy's dance ♪
♪ As music fills the tomb ♪
♪ Mummy's rags and riches
Better drop out of the fight ♪
♪ 'Cause mummy's
Rags and riches ♪
♪ Are all that is here
Tonight ♪
[PANTING]
Way to go, Scoob.
I think we lost 'em.
Whew!
Hey, is it just me,
or is this room getting taller?
Uh-oh.
Look!
Oh, no. Like,
it's like quicksand.
Uh-oh!
Help!
SHAGGY AND SCOOBY:
Help!
[GROWLING]
Zoinks!
Yow!
This quicksand
isn't quick enough.
Whoa!
Down periscope, Scoob.
Dive, dive!
[BOTH MOAN]
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
[RUMBLING]
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh!
My glasses.
Uh, I can't see a thing
without my glasses.
My glasses.
Gee, thanks.
[GASPS]
VELMA:
Jinkies!
It's Velma.
Come on!
[GASPS]
Oh, no.
Velma's been struck
by the curse!
Okay, that's it.
This curse is goin' down.
This time it's personal.
First Omar
and now Velma.
Which one of us is next?
FRED:
We're not b*at yet, Daphne.
Here, you carry the necklace.
I'll take the journal.
But what about
Shaggy and Scooby?
We're gonna find them
and solve this mystery.
Oh, Scooby-Doo,
where are you?
[♪♪♪]
Whoa!
Whoa!
[BOTH WHINING]
Ah!
Ah!
[WHIMPERING]
Goodbye, cruel whirlpool.
[WHIMPERING]
Huh?
Hey, Scoob.
You gotta see this.
[CHUCKLING]
I think we're finally
out of danger.
Like, zoinks!
Rroww?
[ALL GASP]
All hail the great Ascoobis.
He has returned.
ALL:
Ascoobis.
Ascoobis. Ascoobis.
Ascoobis.
Ascoobis.
MAN:
Silence!
What is the meaning
of this outrage?
Almighty Hotep,
the Pharaoh Ascoobis
has returned.
Really?
Where?
I think they're talking
about you, Scooby-Doo.
Me?
It as the prophecy
foretold.
Our great Pharaoh Ascoobis
has returned to us.
Along with Shagankhamen,
his lanky man-servant.
Like, I hate to break it
to you guys,
but we're not really--
HOTEP:
Enough!
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
We must prepare a great banquet.
Banquet?
Banquet?
That's right.
Like, he's Ascoobis,
and just call me Shagankhamen.
[CROWD CHEERS]
[♪♪♪]
Shaggy?
Scooby?
Oh, this place
is awful.
RIVERS:
That's it, fear.
Show fear on your faces!
Rock Rivers.
Is that you?
Don't talk to the camera.
Scream in terror.
I knew it. You've been
behind this mystery
all along.
No way, I'm on the real
this time.
Come on,
I'll show you.
See, I couldn't fake this.
[DAPHNE GASPS]
It's the entire
undead army.
FRED:
Gosh, this must be
their secret burial chamber.
Heh, it's almost too grody,
even for me.
Jeepers, look at all of them.
RIVERS:
That's it.
Now, take a close look at their
dried-up skin and freak out.
Come on,
show me the mummy.
But it doesn't make sense.
These mummies are still
covered in cobwebs.
How could they
have been chasing us?
Yeah. They don't look
like they've moved
since the day
they were buried.
Hey. Check out
this gnarly scroll.
See the ancient text,
no doubt written in blood.
DAPHNE:
Eww.
[GASPS] Freddy, look.
It's the ankh necklace.
I'll translate
the ancient writing.
"Help.
The heavy tourist
is pinching my kitten."
Uh, how 'bout, "The necklace
is the key to the curse"?
Ooh.
Even better.
This is the key
to the curse?
But what does
that mean?
It means
the necklace is mine.
Hand it over
and nobody gets hurt.
Back off.
I know judo.
D'oh!
Hey.
I didn't say ready.
MAN:
Hold it.
We've got company.
WOMAN:
Who dares disturb
my secret tomb?
[GASPS] Jeepers,
the ghost of Cleopatra.
Awesome.
Behold,
she who commands you.
Leave this place
and never return.
Cough up the crown,
and we'll go.
Do not arouse the wrath of the
great and powerful Cleopatra.
Bring it, sister.
Now, suffer my swarming
vengeance.
[CACKLES]
Locusts.
We have to get
out of here.
Ahh.
I don't understand.
The curse didn't say
anything about locusts.
No, but you got to admit:
it's pretty Egyptian.
Freddy, come on.
What about
Velma and Omar?
It's no use
running around
in the tombs.
We need
to find some help.
DAPHNE:
I just hope Scooby
and Shaggy are okay.
CROWD:
Ascoobis.
Ascoobis. Ascoobis.
All hail the prophecy.
The great Pharaoh Ascoobis
has returned.
Mmm-mmm.
Ascoobis.
Ascoobis.
Ascoobis.
Just one question.
Like, where have you guys
been all our lives?
Welcome to the lost city
of the ancient ones.
We have come here
from many lands,
choosing to live according to
the ways of the Pharaohs of old.
That means no TV,
no computers.
And no fast food.
Huh?
Wow.
So you guys are, like,
seriously old school.
We prefer the magic
and the mystery of ancient Egypt
to the ways of the modern world.
You know what would be
really magical?
Some extra scoops of this
and another dozen of that.
[WHISPERING]
With chocolate sauce.
Yeah, yeah.
As Ascoobis wishes.
[SNAPS]
If only Pharaoh Ascoobis
knew the rest of the prophecy.
Isn't that right, my pet.
[CACKLES]
[STOMPING, SNORTING]
[SNARLS]
[GASPS]
This desert is huge.
How are we ever going to find
Shaggy and Scooby?
Well, maybe to find them,
we have to think like 'em.
Okay, ask me questions,
and I'll answer
as Shaggy and Scooby.
Um, okay, Shaggy.
If you made it out of
the Sphinx, where would you go?
[AS SHAGGY]
Like, man, anywhere
there's food.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
Now do Scooby.
Where is the best place
to grab a bite to eat?
[SNIFFS]
[AS SCOOBY-DOO]
Uh, that way.
[GIGGLES]
[♪♪♪]
FRED:
Wow. This bazaar is really...
bizarre.
But I got a great deal
on a new bag.
Daphne, we're supposed to be
solving a mystery, not shopping.
I bought it
to keep the necklace safe.
Besides, it goes great
with these shoes.
Still no sign
of Shaggy and Scooby.
I thought for sure
we'd find 'em here.
Daphne, look out!
Oh!
Hey, pal, what's the big idea?
Freddy, run.
[GASPS]
[♪♪♪]
I'm warning you, pal.
I'm a champion arm wrestler.
Ooh!
[COUGHS]
Eww. That is the cheapest
perfume I ever...
[MUMBLES]
Daphne.
D'oh!
Huh?
[CACKLES]
[♪♪♪]
[MOANS]
Oh, my head.
[GROANS]
Come on, Mom,
it's Saturday.
Oh.
Uh, hi, Triple A.
[GASPS]
Where are we?
ALI AKBAR:
We are atop
the Great Pyramid of Khufu.
You will be safe here.
Uh, did I forget to mention
that I'm afraid of heights?
We've got bigger problems
than heights, Freddy.
Such as losing your friends.
[GASPS]
Shaggy and Scooby.
Do you know where they are?
I have a friend who is,
shall we say,
looking into it.
[SCREECHES]
Ah, here he comes now.
[GASPS]
Scooby's collar.
So they did make it
out of the tomb.
Excellent work, Horus.
Now, tell me,
where did you find this?
[SCREECHES]
We must travel north,
by the stars.
Nothing can stop me now.
Soon Cleopatra's golden crown
will be mine.
[CACKLES]
Oh, please.
You'll get your cut.
Now, get down there
and find what we came for.
[♪♪♪]
Rroww?
[CHEERING]
Wow! It's some kind
of sports arena.
And the place is packed.
Hey, do you think maybe
they played baseball
in ancient Egypt?
Oh, boy.
I hope so.
HOTEP:
Loyal subjects of the lost city,
you have chosen to follow me
in the ways of ancient times.
But now,
as foretold in prophecy,
the Pharaoh Ascoobis
has returned.
[CHEERING]
Hey, Scoob. Like, here come
the ancient peanut vendors.
Great seats, huh.
We're number one.
We're number one.
Ah, I guess it must be
shield and spear night.
Yeah.
[GIGGLES]
And now, it is time
for the great Ascoobis
to fulfill the prophecy
by making a sacrifice of himself
to the all-powerful
spirit of the sand.
[CHEERING]
Gulp. Wha--?
What did he just say?
[GRUNTING]
[SNARLS]
Like, why do I
get the feeling
that this isn't
the home team's dugout?
[CROWD SCREAMS]
Rroww!
Zoinks!
["WHICH CURSE IS WORSE" PLAYING]
♪ Nowhere on earth
Can you run ♪
♪ Don't try to stop
What's begun ♪
♪ You know the curse ♪
♪ Only gets worse
As your life comes undone ♪
♪ Here comes
The last day ♪
♪ Could be
Your last day ♪
♪ When the writing's
On the wall ♪
♪ The higher you climb
The further you fall ♪
♪ One bad knock
Could end it all ♪
♪ How could you know ♪
♪ That the curse'll
Get ya ♪
♪ Danger would grow? ♪
♪ Yeah, the curse'll
Get ya ♪
♪ She told us so ♪
[NEIGH]
Like, maybe this sand spirit
is on a low-coward diet.
♪ Jump out of the ring ♪
♪ You swung the last swing ♪
♪ Get on the down-low ♪
♪ And here those horns go ♪
[SNARLS]
[LAUGHING]
[SNARLING]
♪ Here comes that bad sting ♪
♪ Could be his last fling ♪
[SNARLS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
No, citizens.
Do not be alarmed
by what you see.
[GROWLS]
Would you look at that?
That sand spirit was really just
a remote-control monster
run by Hotep.
[CAMELS SNORTING]
That man is not Hotep.
Guys, you're okay.
[WHISPERS]
Not now, Freddy. We're
just wrappin' up here.
ALI AKBAR:
He is a Armin Granger,
a brilliant civil engineer,
who has been illegally
damming the Nile River.
[CROWD GRUMBLING]
Like, that's how we got here.
He must have stolen
the water from the Nile
to bring it into the city.
And I would have gotten away
with it too,
if it weren't for you
meddling phony Pharaohs.
[CROWD YELLING]
So, like, was it
just dumb luck
that Scoob and I happened
to fit the prophecy profile?
ALI AKBAR:
There's no such thing
as dumb luck, my friend.
I believe fate brought you here
for a special purpose.
Really?
Like, maybe it was to solve
a mystery all by ourselves.
[GIGGLING]
Won't Velma be proud.
Yeah.
[GIGGLING]
Velma?
Hey.
Like, where is she?
[SCOOBY-DOO WAILING]
It just doesn't add up.
If the Nile ran dry
because of Hotep's scheme,
could the curse of Cleopatra
be a hoax, after all?
Hoax?
Like, tell that to poor Velma,
turned to stone, and meanwhile,
we're living the good life.
Well, except for that
giant scorpion part.
[WAILS]
Oh, poor Scooby.
Listen to him.
He's heartbroken.
[WHIMPERING]
I've got something
that might cheer you up.
Recognize this?
Mmm.
Ahh,
Scooby-Doo.
[GASPS]
The ankh necklace.
It was in my new bag.
Where is it?
I'm afraid the thieves
who att*cked you
did not go away
empty-handed.
Then they've must have known
what they were stealing.
[GASPS]
Amelia von Butch.
She knew the necklace
was the key to the curse.
If Amelia has the necklace,
we might never be able to turn
Velma and Omar back.
[SOBS]
They'll be cold stone forever.
Hang on, Shag.
I think I feel a plan coming on.
FRED:
Okay, g*ng, we're all set.
Daphne, you know what to do.
Scooby and Shaggy,
you two follow me.
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Scooby, wait.
I said follow me.
Don't worry, Fred.
I'll be hiding right
behind you the whole time.
[♪♪♪]
[SCOOBY SNIFFING]
Rroww?
Yikes!
It's Rock Rivers.
The curse has claimed
another victim.
Rock Rivers is solid...
rock.
[FOOTSTEPS]
Listen, guys.
It must be the undead army.
They're close by.
Ooh, not again.
Like, for once in my life,
I don't want my mummy.
Keep out of sight.
Let me go.
They've got Dr. von Butch
and her gruesome twosome.
[GRUNTING]
FRED:
And she's wearing
the ankh necklace.
Okay, guys,
it's time for phase two.
Uh, tell us again
about phase two.
[SHAGGY AND SCOOBY GROANING]
Hey, man.
Like, we're here
for the big Cleopatra party.
Yeah, Cleopatra.
[GROWLS]
[MOANS]
Thanks, man.
[GROANING]
Huh?
[GROWLING]
Whaa!
[GROWLING]
Well. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
So much for
Monsterpiece Theatre.
[GROWLING]
[SHAGGY WHISTLES]
Phew.
That was a close one.
Like, what's up with
the soggy seating arrangements?
Hey, these are bags of cement.
I wonder what they're
doin' down here.
[MOANING]
Holy cow, Scoob.
We made it.
Now, all we've gotta
do is sit tight
and wait for Fred
to give us the signal.
Shaggy, look.
Who dares disturb the tomb
of the great Cleopatra.
In the name of !sis,
goddess of Egypt,
be merciful to us.
Oh, queen of the Nile.
Yeah.
What she said.
[GROWLING]
Ugh.
[GRUNTS]
Your greed has brought you far
and through many dangers
to look upon my golden beauty.
Now you shall receive
what you came for.
[HISSES]
No!
It can't end like this for me.
If you let me go,
I-I-I promise,
I'll stop
treasure hunting forever.
I'll open an orphanage.
I'll save the rain forest.
I'll recycle!
It is too late for that now.
Oh!
It's too horrible, Scoob.
I can't bare to watch it
anymore.
Me, neither.
[MOANING]
Freddy.
Like, either Fred's
taken up ancient aerobics
or that's the signal.
Hit it, Scoob.
[♪♪♪]
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
And, like, Shaggy too.
[GONG RATTLES]
Huh?
Ah!
[CRASH]
Hey.
[ROWERS GRUNTING]
[GASPS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Behold.
I am the great
and powerful Cleopatra.
All shall bow down before me.
[GROWLS]
Two Cleopatras?
[SOLDIERS YELLING]
Charge!
Daphne!
They've got Daphne.
Come on, Scoob.
[ROARS]
Oh! You poor girl.
Two thousand years hasn't done
a thing for your complexion.
Here. Try a little blush.
We'll take it from here,
Other Cleopatra.
[GROWLS]
Whoa.
Ugh.
SHAGGY:
Look out. We're on a roll.
Holy smokes.
A flying carpet.
Way to go, Scoob!
Like, charge!
[CARPETS SPUTTER]
Mayday, mayday!
Oh, oh, we're goin' down!
"Here lies Cleopatra,
"last of the Pharaohs,
protector of the lost riches
of ancient Egypt!"
A third Cleopatra.
Let's hope three's a charm.
[CACKLES]
Amelia von Butch,
you are unstoppable!
[CHIMING]
At last,
the crown of Cleopatra
is mine!
[GROWLING]
[GROWLS]
[SCREAMS]
DAPHNE:
Jeepers.
Leave this chamber,
or be doomed forever!
Yah!
Zoinks!
[♪♪♪]
No!
Whoa!
Whoa!
[GROWLS]
[CACKLES]
Hold on, g*ng!
Keep paddlin', Scoob.
She's right behind us.
[CACKLES]
Bear witness, mighty Sphinx.
The crown is mine.
Ah!
No, my crown!
[SCREECHES]
Hup, hup, hup!
[SNORTING]
Ah!
I wonder...
Do Fred's plans
always work so well?
Let me down!
I command you.
The crown is rightfully mine.
I am the sole survivor
of Cleopatra's curse.
Ah, you speak too quickly.
The desert still holds
many secrets.
ALL:
Whoa!
[GASPS]
Ah!
[♪♪♪]
It's Cleopatra. Look out!
I don't know,
Daph.
She looks pretty
washed up to me.
[SNIFFING]
Uh?
[ALL GASP]
ALL:
Velma!
Okay, Scooby,
okay.
OMAR:
Velma!
We did it, Velma.
We did it.
[DAPHNE GASPS]
Prince Omar.
He's okay!
[SCREECHING]
[GASPS]
The golden crown
of Cleopatra.
It is
in good hands now,
my young prince.
RIVERS:
That was great!
But c-could we
do it again?
I'd like to get it
from another angle.
FRED:
It's Rock Rivers.
He's okay too.
Now, hold on.
Is there really a curse
or, like, not?
I'm sure it's
very easy to explain.
Let's see.
Okay, maybe it isn't.
As soon as we discovered
the hidden chamber,
Omar knew that
treasure hunters
would come from all over.
I hoped that if we
could bring the curse to life,
it would scare away the looters.
OMAR:
So Velma became Cleopatra.
While my workers and I became
her army of the undead.
SHAGGY:
Then, you used
the quick-drying cement
to make stone statues
of yourselves.
DAPHNE:
Convincing us all that
the curse had really come true.
I did add a few extra
touches of my own,
like the swarm
of locusts.
I learned to breed them
last year in science class.
Who knew it would
come in so handy?
You guys put on
an awesome scare.
Maybe we could do
a project together.
We already have,
Rock.
After you offered
to play along,
we took your video camera
and cataloged most of the tomb.
Thanks to you,
that footage is going
to be seen around the world.
Yeah, baby!
I'm going global.
The only thing
we didn't count on
was your surprise visit
to the work site.
But we could
have helped you.
Yeah, why didn't you
let us in on the secret?
VELMA:
Like I said,
I knew it
would be dangerous,
and I didn't want
any of you to get hurt.
I never imagined that
you would lead an army
of your own back to the tomb,
just to rescue me.
DAPHNE:
Well, we have the citizens of
the lost city to thank for that.
[CHEERING]
But it was really
Shaggy and Scooby
who were
the bravest of all.
They insisted on
coming back for you,
no matter what.
Oh.
You guys are
the best friends ever.
And now, Cleopatra's
final wish has been granted.
The riches of Egypt have been
returned to her people.
VON BUTCH:
Yow!
I won't stand for this.
Give me my crown.
My crown.
[SOBBING]
I want my crown.
FRED:
Well, that ought to hold it
for another few thousand years.
You should
be proud, Velma.
You helped restore one of the
great monuments of the world.
I just had a small part
in the work.
But you play a very large part
in all of our lives.
Yeah!
[LAUGHS]
Scooby.
Like,
check it out, g*ng.
A firework fit
for the Pharaohs.
Are you sure that's
a good idea, Shaggy?
Sure.
What could go wrong?
[ALL GASP]
[NOSE CRASHING]
OMAR:
You know,
I think it looks
better that way.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[♪♪♪]
[JOE PIZZULO'S "MUMMY'S
RAGS AND RICHES" PLAYING]
♪ Mummy's rags and riches
Hieroglyphics off the wall ♪
♪ There's no stopping
The afterlife ♪
♪ Unwind and have a ball ♪
♪ Pyramids have power
And secrets stashed away ♪
♪ But between the traps
And the mummy wraps ♪
♪ They can really
Blow your day ♪
♪ The ancient Pharaoh's
Spirit haunts ♪
♪ The halls of this
Cold, dark tomb ♪
♪ A curse is held
Through the underworld ♪
♪ Coming to seal your doom ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Mummy's rags and riches ♪
♪ Oh, they'll give you
Quite a fright ♪
♪ So enjoy the ride
As you run and hide ♪
♪ This joint is out of sight ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Mummy's rags and riches ♪
♪ Hieroglyphics off the wall ♪
♪ Hope for luck
As you dive and duck ♪
♪ There's a way
To fool 'em all ♪
♪ An ancient Pharaoh's
Spirit walks ♪
♪ Among these halls of gloom ♪
♪ Don't miss your chance ♪
♪ To see the mummy's dance ♪
♪ As music fills the tomb ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ Mummy's rags and riches ♪
♪ Better drop
Out of the fight ♪
♪ 'Cause mummy's
Rags and riches ♪
♪ Are all that
Is here tonight ♪
["WHICH CURSE IS WORSE" PLAYING]
♪ Nowhere on earth
Can you run ♪
♪ Don't try to stop
What's begun ♪
♪ You know the curse ♪
♪ Only gets worse
As your life comes undone ♪
♪ Here comes
Your last day ♪
♪ Could be
Your last day ♪
[♪♪♪]
♪ When the writing's
On the wall ♪
♪ The higher you climb
The further you fall ♪
♪ And one bad knock
Could end it all ♪
♪ How could you know ♪
♪ That the curse'll get ya ♪
♪ Danger would grow? ♪
♪ Yeah, the curse'll get ya ♪
♪ She told us so ♪
[♪♪♪]
Scooby-Doo in Where's My Mummy? (2005)
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