04x12 - All in the Colony/Line Duncing

[bunniefuu]

( Lively dance music playing )

♪ A-a-a-angry beavers ♪

♪ Beavers. ♪

Daggett
( with australian accent ):
g'day, mate!

Run your own down under style
bug plantation with wally
dingo's white ant farm.

First, pour sand into case...
Right!

Put the buggly-wugglies
in the case... Done!

Go, you little crawlers!

Waltz, you matildas!

What you got there, daggett?
An ant farm?

( Normal voice ):
yup, I'm farming ants.
Ants, ants, ants...

Love 'em, especially these
australian white ants.

Look at these little guys.

We must look like
giants to them.
( Chuckles )

Yeah, giants.
( Laughs )

Okay, listen up!

You do what the giant says, see?

Or the giant gets angry...
Hoo-ah! Fear me!

You realize that what you just
did was disturbed, right?

Those white ants

Weren't hurting anybody
and along comes

A big, doofusy giant
who... Wait a second.

What kind of ants are white?

( Stammering... )
T... T...

Termites!

Yea... Guh!

( Screaming )

( Screaming )

Do you realize
what you've done?!

No!

Australian white ants

Are termites, dag...

As in, termites love
to eat wood! Oh, no...

So what?

Ease up there, turbo,
we love to eat wood.

Don't... Touch... That.

We're sending it back... Now!

Norb,
these little guys

Can't hurt us.

They're sealed inside
a glass case... Duh...

Don't touch that!

I'm just...

Don't touch that!

F... Ine!

( Glass breaks )

Eee!

( Whimpering )

Get them off me, norbie.

Get them off me... Eee, eee...

Eee, eee, eee...

Dag, look what you've done!

Hey, it's not my fault.

Oh, yes, it is.

The ants made me
break it, norbie.

They were talking to me
in my head.

Dag, we have to wipe out
these bugs

Before our dam
is ru-ined!

You're right!

That's what
I like to hear!

You're right.

( Warbling yell... )

Ee, ee, ee, crush them!

Ee, ee...

Die, you stupid termites, die!

Ee, ee, ee...

( Grunts )

We're doom-ed!

The termites

Are going to get
into my brain!

Snap...
Out of it, dag!

Hmm...

Mm-hmm...

Hmm...

Behold...

Our salvation!

Chickens love
to eat termites.

This is a brilliant natural
solution to our problem.

Here, help me
keep this closed.

( Squawking... )

Okay... On three.

Three!

( Screaming... )

Oh... Oh... Stop the pecking!

Oh, no...

Great plan.

That's it!

That's it?

That's it!

We'll use the dam
against them.

We'll use the dam...

We'll use the dam...

...against them, what?

Listen to me...

Uh, what's the plan?

By overloading
the dam's electrical circuits

We can fry them.

It's a perfect plan.

Ooh, let's fry the chickens.

No, the termites!

Oh. Yeah!

Right.

( Squawking )

Eee...!

On... Off...

And the oh so practical
ridiculously intentional
overload!

( Chuckles )

( Zapping... )

( Excited panting... )

Okay, you little dam-chewing
buggly-wugglies

Kiss your thoraxes good-bye!

♪ Go, norbert,
it's your birthday ♪

♪ Get the termites,
go, norbert ♪

♪ Go, norbert,
whoo, go, nor... Bert. ♪

What's going on?

Guh... They...
Cut the power.

Darn those chickens.

The termites!

They cut the power!

Right... They?!

Yes!

They? What you
talking about?

They're just
a bunch of bugs!

♪ Bunch of bugs,
bunch of bugs. ♪

Oh, that's the end, man!

Last stop on the
beaver express, man!

Everybody, get off!
( Crying )

Suck it up, dag!

( Sucks in air )

This is no time
to panic.

This the perfect time
to panic, norbert!

We've lost the dam.
Our best chance now
is to retreat to the mountains

And blow up the forest to keep
the chickens from spreading.

Termites.

Right.

Dag! How could you
even think of...

Such a... You're right, dag!

I am?

Mm-hmm.

I mean, yeah, I am.

Um, what am I right
about again?

We'll blow the dam
to smithereenies

And destroy all these monsters
in the process.

Your plan is genius, brother.

Yeah, man,
let's get those chickens!

Termites.

Right, whatever.

( Beeps )

Just how many

Of these secret rooms
do you have?

( Screeches )

( Screeching, squawking
and screaming... )

Behold,
the ultimate w*apon!

A 50-beaverton
sapular warhead.

I call it...

The beaver batta-boom!

Ooh! How's it work?

Don't touch!

It works through the power
of heavy sap.

Everything else
is classified.

Rest assured,
it will destroy many bugs.

Ooh! How's it work?

It goes boom!

I like that.

What's not to like?

Oh, no, I can feel the termites
in my head again, norbie.

Calm down, dag.

It will
all be over soon.

( Screams )

Foul beasties! Eee...!

And... There.

b*mb set and we are
out of here, dag!

Dag?

Calm female voice:
five minutes

To beaver batta-boom expl*si*n.

Dag... The b*mb's activatiated!

I can't stop it!

Hmm... I suppose I should
try to find him.

Dag?

Dag?

( Gasps )

Dag?

Ee, there is no dag.

He has become one
with the termite colony.

His new name is...
( Clucking, buzzing )...
With double z.

Dag?

Four minutes

To beaver batta-boom expl*si*n.

Dag, we got to
get out of here!

The b*mb's
going to blow!

Ee... We go nowhere.

The queen has promised
that I am to be

King of
the termites!

( Popping )

Wha...?

( Roaring... )

( Screaming... )

Ooh... Ooh... Gack!

( Buzzing )

Do not fight us, norb.

You will be assimilated
into our colony... ( Buzzes )

It is beautiful being part of
the hive mind... ( Buzzes )

Look, dag, I have
one word for you.

b*mb!

Three minutes to beaver
batta-boom expl*si*n.

( Buzzes ) no worry,
we shall not be harmed.

I am the termite king.

( Buzzing and clucking )

Well, stop buzzing
and listen.

Your main job as king
of the termites is to...

( Whispers ):
whispers in dag's ear.

( Whispering )

...with the queen! Hmm?

( Roars )

Eee... Eww... Eww!

Okay, I'm not a termite anymore.

( Snarling )

( Roaring )

( Screaming )

( Both whimpering )

( Screaming )

( Groans )

( Crying... )

( Screaming... )

The front door's gone!

We're trapped!

Two minutes to beaver
batta-boom expl*si*n.

No, no, we'll go out
through the window!

( Grunting... )

Okay, let's try that again.

( Grunting... )

One minute to beaver
batta-boom expl*si*n.

Dag, over here! I got the...

Quiet, norb!
I've almost got it!

( Grunts... ) Stupid...
( Grunts... ) Stupid...

( Grunts... )
Stupid window!

Dag... Dag?

I almost got it!

Daggett!

( Gibbering )

Ten seconds to beaver
batta-boom expl*si*n.

Nine, eight, seven, six...

Five, four, three, two...

One...

( Laughing )

Batta-boom.

( Screaming... )

My dog,
what have we done?

Terminated the chickens.

Termites.

Uh, norb?

Yeah, I'm right here.

If you think that's bad

Then look at what
the radioation

From your sapular warhead
caused over here!

Oh, no...

Oh, no!

Daggett:
those darn termites!

( Clucking and screaming... )

Girls:
hoorah, hoorah, hoorah!

( Growling )

We're going
to see narxa

The thick-ankled
warrioress
on inline skates!

The coolly, cool
coolest show ever!

That's right, nothing's too good
for our little sisters, right,
dag?

Dag?

Eee...! Ooh...!

Ooh! Ooh!

Stupid... Eee... Stupid... Eee..

Stupid... Eee... Skates!

Whoo...
Daggie skates fancy.

( Crash )

Ooh, ooh, ooh...!

Girls:
yay...!

Dag, will you stop
your shenanigans?!

Our little sisters
might get hurt.

Oof!

A narxa cheer for the two
bestest brothers in the world

For taking us to the show!

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
( Growling )

And hoorah for me, because I got
the super duper twofer.

Doing something super duper
for my little sisters

While I watch a super duper
doofus try doing

The one thing he can't do-per...
Stand in line and wait.

( Gasping )

Good luck, partner.

Ee, oh, oh, yeah?

Well, well, well, you give me
a pain in my dooper.

( Grunts )

Hey, look!

( Norbert imitates fanfare )

It's the skatorium!

( Daggett imitates fanfare )

We don't have to wait.
No one's here.

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!

( Growling )

( Gasps )

Ooh...!

Ooh...

Nice going,
agile dagile.

Thank you.

We could have
been first...

Don't thank me, I'm mad at you.

We could have been
first in line.

Now so many people
are in front of us,
we might not get in.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, it may be
my fault...

Yeah...

But you're... You're...

You... Eeh!

Don't worry, sarduke.

We'll help you.

Sarduke?

Sarduke the silly swineherd.

Narxa's faithful
half-wit companion.

( Norbert laughs )

Nice tunic, swine boy.

Ee!

Eee...!

Arise, ohdure, keeper
of the beast droppings.

Eww...

( Squishes )

Eee?

Both:
a narxa cheer

For sarduke and ohdure!

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
( Growling )

( Laughter )

( Laughing... )

( Laughing )

What are you
laughing at?

You look stupider than me!

Yeah, but you're holding
a bag of beast droppings!

( Snickers )

Good observation, swinestein.

By the way, allow me
to congratulate you.

For what?

Your incredible
patience.

We've been waiting
ten whole seconds, dag.

Guess you proved me wrong.

( Gibbering and panting... )

Eee...!

Ooey, owey...

Ooh, that had to hurt.

Think you're
pretty funny?

Yep!
Yep!

You probably think

You're just going to say
something smarty smart

And I'm going to try
getting us skips again, huh?

No, you don't have to.

I trick-ed chelsea
into doing it.

Yep, that's right.

Don't have to because stacy
tricked chelsea into doing it.

( Both gasp )

( Thunk )

Both:
eee...!

( Both grunt )

Ohdure, you have held
the beast droppings faithfully.

Narxa is mightily proud.

Hoorah.

( Laughing )

Man on p.a.:
May I have your attention,
please?

Due to circumstances
we could easily control
if we felt like it

There will be a long,
bothersome, needless

Irritating, boring delay
before the show.

And I thank you.

Chelsea:
is it moving, is it going,
is the line going? Heh-heh?

Eh, don't know, eh, don't know,
eh, don't know, eh...

( Both yawning )

I, I'm getting hungry.

Uh, me, too.

Have no fear,
I have brought

The perfect
all-natural
kiddy snack.

Cap'n salty's double-salted
salty dogs--

The all-salt hot dog.

( Gasps )

Mm...
I'm a little thirsty.

Ditto.

See what you did,
swineherd?

Now someone will have to get
more soft drinks.

Oh, oh, oh, me, me, me,
I'll do it, I'll do it.

You are so odd.

And I revel in it.

Be back in a jiffy.

You're back?!

I said in a jiffy.

But you always mess up.

Norbie, norbie,
I may mess up
from time to time

But where
my little sisters
are concerned

I'm daggie
on the spot.

And here's
one for you

My little norbie
of little faith.

Hmm... Cap'n salty's
seawater in a box.

It's briny... Good?

Stacy! Chelsea! No!

When this is over...

Yeah?

Remind me to kick you
till I can't anymore.

'Kay. What if I forget?

Good point.

( Clank )
oo-ee!

What's in there?

A solar distilling
apparatus

For turning salt water into
nice, pure drinking water.

Nothing important

Or useful.

( Both gulping )

Both:
mmm...

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You took that without
saying the magic word.

Yes?

"Please."

Our little sisters
are watching.

Now, may I please
have it back?
See, girls?

Certainly.

How rude of me.

I sense hostility.

I was only...

Trying to...

Help-p-p-p-p-p.

You're spitting on me.

May I have your attention,
please?

For no good reason,
tickets are now available.

Feel free to rush
the ticket office like
a pack of frightened hamsters!

Aah! What the...?!

Norbie! Stacy! Chelsea!

Daggett! Wait for me!

Both:
run, sarduke, run!

Don't leave me!

We must save him!

You're right!

Narxa never leaves
a swineherd behind

No matter
how half-witted!

But what about the show?

Forget the show, ohdure.

Gird up your loins!

We're going to leap!

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Stacy! Chelsea! No!

Oh, spoot...!

Both:
ta-da!

Ow... Gack...
( Spitting )

Stacy...

No time for your
tomfoolery, ohdure.

We must save sarduke!

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!

Stacy! Chelsea!

We've come
to rescue you...

You silly herder
of the swines.

Nice going, sar-dork!

You made us miss
the most cooly-cool

Coolest inline
skate show ever!

I guess I'm the most loserly
loser loserest big brother ever.

Oh, yeah,
you're the boob!

( Laughter )

( Laughing... )

Stacy, chelsea,
excuse us a moment.

( Fighting... )

Don't worry, everything
will be all right.

Yeah, listen to her.

Narxa never gives up

Even when her thick ankles
are too sore

For the thinnest
sandal straps.

She just does
the narxa cheer

And it makes things
all better.

Come on, sarduke, ohdure,
give a narxa cheer!

Yeah, do the best
for me, baby.

Both ( weakly ):
hoorah. Hoorah. Hoorah.

( Groaning )

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Like this.

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
( Growling )

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
( Growling )

Woman:
who's out here
doing my cheer?!

Both:
it's narxa,
the thick-ankled warrioress!

How wouldest thouest
like to be-est in my show?

My hoo-rah heralds
ate tainted clams

And are spewing
like greased centaurs.

Thou wouldst be doing me
a great service.

Both:
let's go!

Hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
( Growling )

Make haste,
sarduke and ohdure.

Narxa has a special task
for thou-all.

Oof!

And leave
yon bag outside.

( Crowd cheering )

Both:
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah!
( Growling )

Narxa:
that's it, you're doing fine.

( Norbert and daggett groaning )

Narxa:
keep it up.

Oh... I think
I'm retaining water.

Oh, mommy likes that.

( Crowd cheering and chanting ):
hoorah! Hoorah! Hoorah...!