03x07 - Baby it's You/Monsters Are Fun

[bunniefuu]

[ Clock chiming, thunderclap]

[ Creaking]

[ Owl hooting]

[ Shrieking]

[ Crying]

[ Gasps]

[ Screaming]

Olly, olly, oxen-free!

[ Needle scratching record]

[ Chuckles]

[ Pops]

[ Oblina squeals with delight]

Krumm:
food!

[ Crunching]

Mm, yes, yes.

It comes from a hospital.

Do you like it?

I love it!

[ Chomping and slurping]

Mmm.

Krummy! This is the most
disgustingly repulsive garbage

I have ever eaten.

And it's fun to chew on, too.

Look!

[ Laughing]

Only problem is

This is all I could find
in the dump.

My friends,
I think our problem

Can be solved
with just two words.

Take out!

[ Gleeful laughing]

Well!

Going out to further
your education, I trust.

Um, we were just
going to, um...

To practice our scares

On the scaring ground...

For the third time this week

Your grombleness.

Well, as long
as you're indulging

In such upstanding behavior

You won't mind
some company.

Oh, look, it's a, it's a...

Ow!

[ Giggling]

Bonstie.

Heh-heh. You wouldn't mind

Taking care of my nephew
for one night, would you?

Uh, well...

Would you?

Uh, well,
we, uh...

Look at the time.

Can't chat, got a pot
of slime on the stove.

So here's the bonstie, ta-ta!

Well, that's
just great.

We had a fun-filled night
of garbage-eating

Ahead of us,
and now it's ruined.

And it is all your fault!

I hope you're happy.

[ Yelping]

He looks
positively ecstatic.

[ Grunting]

[ Coughing]

[ Siren wailing]

Woman [ over loudspeaker]:
dr. Spock?

And there's our dinner.

[ Humming]

♪ Bum bum de dum, bo bo boo...

All:
food!

Krummy,
you are amazing.

They never let me down.

Let's go.

[ Fussing]

Good bomble.

Be quiet.

Nice, nice bomble.

Are you sure
this is a good idea?

You know, taking
the b-o-n-s-t-y with us?

We'll put him back
on your h-e-a-d.

Uh-oh.

Then it is settled.

Come on, I'm hungry.

Here, hold this.

[ Gasps]

Here, hold this.

Here, hold this.

[ Merry cackle]

Dr. Kevorkian,
please call reception.

Hey!

What's this baby doing here?

Hey, little guy,
whatcha doing here?

You're a cutie.

Yes, you are.

Ooh, man!

That is not a very
good-looking baby.

Hey, kid, you better have

Some kind of
winning personality.

Uh, hey, anybody?

Anybody lose a baby?

Oblina:
bingo!

[ Krumm oohing and ahing]

Oh! Mmm. Yummy.

Mmm. Oh.

Boy, this is living, isn't it?

Mmm, you can say that again.

Oh, boy,
this is living, isn't it?

There is only one thing missing.

A tall, cool glass of pond scum,
perhaps?

No. Bomble!

[ Teeth chattering]

[ Gasps, squeals]

[ Baby crying]

[ Continues crying]

Don't worry, he's

Right in here somewhere.

Where else could he be?

How about
right over there?!

Nice baby, don't cry now.

[ All gasp]

Do I have to do
everything?!

Dr. Dre, please call security.

Don't cry, baby.

It's all right,
there's no reason to be scared.

There is now.

[ Growls]

[ Screaming]

[ Sing-songy]:
let's go

[ Sarcastic]:
monsters.

Uh, anybody lose a baby?

What are you doing?!

Huh?

What are you doing

With that baby?

Huh?

The stevensons want their baby

And you goof off!

Okay. Well, you know, i, uh...

Oh! Take this baby
to room right away.

Come on! We've got
a hospital to run here!

Okay, well,
let's go, little guy.

Your mommy and daddy
are looking for you.

[ Panting]

Oh, whew!

Made it.

No thanks to you!

You came this close
to losing bomble, ickis!

If it was not for me,
he wouldn't be here now.

[ All scream]

[ Belches]

[ Screaming]

[ Belches]

Uh, like, you know
they all look a little, you know

Ugly, when they're first born.

I mean,
you know what I mean.

[ Humming]

He's...

He's...

He's my son...

And I love him!

Oh, yeah, lois,
ilove him.

He's my son, too,
you know.

He's, he's got your eyes...

I think.

Oh, stan!

I love him...

[ Belches]

...so much?

Oh!

[ Gasps]

[ Chomping]

Ickis:
"you came this close
to losing bomble!

If it wasn't for me..."

That is not funny, ickis!

He seems to think so.

[ Cooing]

[ Ickis blows
affectionate raspberry]

[ Ickis giggles]

Hey! He likes me.

Oh, isn't that nice?

And maybe later you can try
your funny faces

On the snorch!

The snorch?!

Exactly! We have
to get back

To the hospital!

Bomble could be
anywhere by now!

Krumm:
let's go.

Son, welcome home!

[ Both gasp]

[ Gurgling]

[ Crashing]

[ More crashing]

[ Cat screeches]

[ Boinging]

Well, he certainly
does have energy!

[ Chomps loudly]

Oh, look, son,
it's a jingle-jangle thing!

You want to play

With the jingle-jangle
thing?

[ Window crashing]

Okay.

Stan, are you
getting all this?

Yeah. Every precious
second, honey.

Smile for daddy, son!

[ Beeping]

[ Roars]

[ Siren wailing]

Look.

Mmm.

Can't you think of
anything but food?

It's not easy.

Shh! Listen.

♪ 'Cause he's garbage man

♪ Ba dum dum dum...

Hey, hey, so, come on,
sign the card, okay?

It's for the stevensons.

You know, the couple with,
you know, like, the ugly baby?

Bingo!

Here, hold this.

Here, hold this.
No! That is how

We got into this mess!

Oh, now where did krumm get to?

Okay, I'll sign...

Right after I eat.

[ Both gasp]

Boo.

[ Screaming]

Aha! Here is where bomble is.

[ Baby cooing]

[ Bomble grunting and gnawing]

There he is.

[ Whispering]:
here we go.

[ All gasp]

Drat!mr. Stevenson:
here we are!

Woman:
let me see him!

Oh! Let me
see my grandson!

I hope you like him.

Oh, we'll love him!

[ Screaming]

[ Bomble belches]

Beautiful.

Do you really think so?

He's, uh...

[ Titters nervously]

He's, uh...

[ Belches loudly]

...adorable.

Oh, we shall never get
the bomble back now.

We have to do something!

Yeah, come on,
krumm!

We have to do something!

I amdoing something.

You're just
sitting there.

Watch and learn.

Ooh, krummy!

[ Chuckles]

[ Coughing]

Whoo! I tell you,
that is one healthy baby.

Uh-oh.

I think someone needs
to have his diaper changed.

Uh, uh...
I'll do it, honey.

No, I'll do it.

Would somebodyplease do it?

I can't hold out much longer.

I'll do it.

Here we go, son.

Now is our chance.

Let's go!

Okay, baby

Mommy has to get ready
to change you.

Don't go away.

[ Whispers]:
perfect!

Here we go, bomble.

[ Splash]

[ Giggling]

Ickis, go!

We have no time!

Okay, okay!

Good-bye, little guy.

Aw!

[ Laughing]

Okay, you little monster...

[ Gasps]

Oh!

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, stan!

Stan, you won't believe it!

[ Laughing]

Gromble:well...

No problems with
the little bonstie

I trust?

Oh, no!

No problems at all!

[ Belches loudly]

[ Beeping]

[ Giggles nervously]

Where did that come from?

[ Suspiciously]:
hmm.

Well, let's go home, bomble.

Uh-uh. Be a good bomble!

Mustn't eat your uncle's arm.

Let me... Ow!

Ow, please!

[ Sighs]

Whew.

Oh.

I'm going to miss
that little guy.

You're going to miss bomble?

No! The human baby.

I wonder if he'll ever
remember being with us.

[ Humming]

Here I come to get you!

Ooh, I'm the big, bad monster!

Stan! You'll
scare him.

Oh, I'm just
fooling around.

[ Growls]

[ Roars]

[ Gasping]
[ cooing and giggling]

[ Laughing]

Yo, step right up,
ladies and gentlemen.

You want warm?
You want fuzzy?

I'm talking
maximum cuteness here.

Grab your kiddies

And get on over
to "monsters are fun."

♪ We're the cutest monsters
you've ever seen ♪

♪ We're joyful
and jolly and never mean ♪

♪ La la la la

♪ La la, la la la

♪ La la la la, la la

♪ La la la

♪ We're the cutest monsters
you've ever seen ♪

♪ We're joyful
and jolly and never mean ♪

♪ La la la...

Look, mommy

Monsters are so cute.

Gromble:
turn it off!

Turn it off!

[ Snarling]

What you have just seen

Is a disgrace
to monsters everywhere.

Cute monsters, cuddly monsters

Fun monsters!

Monsters aren't fun!

We're scary.

[ Whimpering]

That's why
I need my top students

Oblina, krumm...

Ahem.

You twowill scare the humans

At this wretched,
evil place tomorrow

And shut it down!

Um, your great grouchiness...

[ Laughing]

Aren't you forgetting something?

[ Chuckling]

Yes, forgive me.

Ickis, how could I
have been so thoughtless?

I forgot to show you...

Hmm. My...

Where's ickis?

Oh, there you are

At the very bottom of the class
for the third week in a row.

Could that be why
I'm not sending you

On this assignment?

Well?

Hmm...

I'm thinking.

This is too important
for you to mess up.

Understand?

Cheer up, ickis.

There's nowhere to go but up.

Hmm, thanks.

Hey, guys, it's a hot day

And there's a whole bunch
of new garbage

That just got dumped.

[ Panting]

Not now, ickis

We are preparing
for our scare tomorrow.

Besides, should you not be
studying or something?

[ Muttering]

Krumm? Come on.

Boy, is this tempting.

No, I've got to practice.

Fine.

Then I'll just go and enjoy

All that delicious
sun-ripened garbage by myself.

[ Imitating oblina]:
"should you not be studying
or something?"

[ Imitating krumm]:
"I've got to practice."

I'll show them,
I'll show 'em all!

Carny:
here we go.

"Monsters are fun."

Chock full of family values

And a value
for the whole family.

Only two bucks.

"Monsters are fun"?

Ha!

"Monsters are fun."

Chock full of family values.

Step right up,
here we go.

[ Woman humming]

[ Yawning]

I need a new career.

♪ Cutest monsters
you've ever seen ♪

♪ We're joyful and jolly

♪ And never mean

♪ La la la la, la la...

I can't look,
it's too horrible.

♪ ...la la la

♪ We're the cutest monsters

♪ You've ever seen...

Oh!

Mommy, kitties and a big rabbit.

Big rabbit, huh?

I've got your big rabbit
right here.

Jason, get over here
and sit by your mother.

♪ We're the cutest monsters...

[ Shrieking]

That's better.

♪ We're joyful and jolly...

Daddy, are there
any more monsters?

No, I'm afraid that's all.

What the...?

[ Ickis snarling and yelling]

[ Girl screaming]

[ Crowd screaming]

Take it
you didn't like the ride.

There are monsters in there.

Uh, no kidding.

It's often confused
with the ferris wheel.

But they're not fun monsters.

They're big, scary monsters.

My child
is permanently traumatized.

Look.

[ Teeth chattering]
monster...

What are you talking about?

Those monsters
couldn't scare my grandmother

And she's scared of bath water.

Ow! Oh! Easy, easy.

What's the matter
with you, lady?

[ Cackling]:
I'm so good, I'm so good.

[ Giggling]

[ Panting and gasping]

Oh, what a workout.

I'm so good, I scare myself.

Boy, I worked up an appetite.

Do you think ickis left us
any of that new garbage?

By the way,
where is ickis?

You do not think he would be

Foolish enough to--

They say
this ride's really rad, man.

Like watching
five horror movies at once.

I hear this ride's so scary

It ain't legal in states.

Hmm...

♪ Joyful and jolly

♪ And never...

This is scary?

But hey, if they
think it's scary, it's scary.

The money's just as green

And I'm on my way
to easy street.

♪ We're the cutest monsters
you've ever seen... ♪

Hey, I heard
this ride was scary.

The only thing scary so far
is the price.

[ Snarling]

[ Screaming]

♪ We're the cutest monsters
you've ever seen... ♪

Dude, this is worse
than my mom's eight-tracks.

♪ La la la la la la-- la!

[ Screaming]

Dude, that was cool.

When that dude jumped out,
dude, I mean--

Dude!

It was almost as scary

As the day I discovered
I had no more room for tattoos.

I'm riding again.

[ Cheering]

Hey, yo, scary thing.

I know you're in here.

What say you and me
have a little talk, huh?

I got connections.

You scratch my back,
I'll scratch your...

Whatever.

Okay, okay,
you're a little shy.

I'll come back.

'Cause I'm going to make sure

You stay here for a long time.

Oh, yeah.

Well, I cannot believe

Ickis would
actually go to that carnival

And steal our scare.

You think you know a monster

And then he goes and pulls

Something like this.

When I get done with him...

Save some for me.

Let's see what this super deluxe

Roach resort catches, huh?

Mr. Scary goes in

And I got a first-class ticket
to the good life.

[ Cackling]

[ Imitating gromble]:
"now, class, where is ickis?

"Why, let's look at the chart.

Here he is
at the bottom of the class."

Ow!

Now look who's
the top student, gromble.

Ha!

I got the moves. Hit me!

I got the talent. Hit me!

I got the...

Ooh, i...

[ Grunting]

[ Moaning]

I...

Sticky stuff all over me.

Ladies and gentlepersons

I kid you not.

This is the scariest ride
you'll ever be on.

Get your tickets here.

Ickis?

♪ Joyful and jolly and...

[ Grunting]

What in the sam hill
kind of ride is this?

A wiggling carpet?

Y'all call this scary?

♪ We're the cutest monsters
you've ever seen... ♪

Well, this ain't scary.

I want my money back.

[ Gasping]

[ Grunting]

Ickis, you all right?

Krumm, is that you?

Get me out of here.

Oblina:
oh, I do not
know, icky.

You seem to be doing just fine

Scaring all the humans
we were supposed to scare.

Yeah, maybe you want
to stay a little longer.

It looks
mighty comfy in there.

Yes, we shall come back
in, oh, say

Maybe two, three weeks

With some garbage,
if we're not too busy.

Will you be quiet?!

I'm sorry I took your scare.

I really, really truly,
truly am, I am.

Now get me out of here!

[ Crying]:
please.

I want my money back.

I want
my money back!

I'll be right back,
I'll be right back.

There must be some kind of short
in the main...

Uh, scary fuse in there.

Just, just sit tight.

Oh...

[ Both screeching]

Oh...

Carny:
yo, mr. Scary

I'm coming.

Oh, no, there is
that awful human

Who is responsible
for this abomination.

Quick, krumm, get us loose.

[ Grunting]

Hey, krumm, your stench--

It's melting the goo.

My rankness works
in mysterious ways.

Hurry, krumm.

Yo...

Mr. Human.

[ Snarling]

[ Screaming]

[ Screaming]

[ Babbling]

It was... Real monsters.

Well, I'll believe it
when I see 'em.

I hope you're not mad at me.

Why? Just because
you stole our scare

And made us come here to get you
at great personal risk?

Whatever gave you that idea?

Humph!

[ Laughing nervously]

Sorry.

♪ We're the cutest monsters
you've ever seen ♪

♪ We're joyful and jolly...

But, but, it was here.

I swear.

[ Grumbling]

Uh, well, how about
a partial refund?

How about that?

Okay, okay,
full refund, full refund.

No problem, okay.

Carny:
thrills, chills, spills.

Come on, hog rides here,
ride the wild hog.

Look, mommy,
piggies are so cute.

[ Snorting]

Oh, I need another new career.

Step right up.

Hog rides,
fun for the whole family.

Nonstop hog excitement.

Guy:
dude, that was cool!

When that dude jumped out! Dude!