01x08 - Twizzles Fizzles

[bunniefuu]

Oh, here it goes.

♪ Everybody out there
go run and tell ♪

♪ Your homeboys
and homegirls ♪

♪ It's time for
kenan and kel ♪

♪ They'll keep you laughing
in the afternoon ♪

♪ So don't touch that dial,
don't leave the room ♪

♪ Because they're always
into some more fun ♪

♪ And you don't
want to miss it ♪

♪ It's double k
like do the good way ♪

♪ Kenan and kel, or should
I say kel and kenan? ♪

♪ Then you gotta
watch kenan ♪

♪ 'Cause kenan be scheming
with a plan or a plot ♪

♪ To make it to the top

♪ But they're kinda
in the middle ♪

♪ Because they're always
gettin' caught ♪

♪ This ain't the hardy boys
or nancy drew mystery ♪

♪ It's just kenan and kel
in your vicinity ♪

♪ Like ziegfried and roy
or abbott and costello ♪

♪ Magic and kareem
or penn and teller ♪

♪ Somebody's in trouble?
Oh, here it go ♪

♪ On nick nick nick nick
nick nick nick nick ♪♪

Hey, you! Yes, you!

Hello to you people
up there.

My babies. What's up?

What's up?
How're you doing?

All right.

Thank you very much.

Thank you. All right.

Wow! You all
make us so happy.

I know I feel happy.

You all feel happy?

[Audience cheers]

Yeah. Oh!
Cool. All right.

Well, you're about
to be a lot happier,

'Cause we got
a fine show
for you all.

Hey, hey, but before
we begin the festivities,

I would like to do something
special for the audience.

Man, you're not talking
about doing the thing

Where you eat spaghetti
with your toes, are you?

'Cause that's nasty...

No, no, no.

No, I'm gonna sing
to the audience,

If that's
all right with you all.

[Cheers and applause]

Go on!

O.k. Go for it.
Spotlight for kel,
please.

I'm gonna be over here.

[Clearing throat]

[Opera music plays]

[Lip-synching italian song]

[Singing in italian]

Uh-huh. O.k.,
Ve--ve--very funny.

Why did you do that?

I was feeling
mischievous.

But--but you made me
look all silly in front
of the audience.

Well, that's what you get
for trying to fool people.

It can get you into trouble.

Trouble?

Yeah, you'll see soon.
Join me this way,
won't you?

Kenan--wh--wh--what kind
of trouble?

Kenan, why must we always
get into trouble?!

You know, it's affecting
my mental stability

And--and my bladder.

Kenan?

Aw, here it goes!

Educational...no, thank you.

Puppets--uh-uh.

Aerobics--o.k., Let's do
the aerobics. Come on.

And...and out...

Forget that.

Wrestling, yeah. Come on, kel.
You're gonna miss wrestling.

I'm coming.

You think you brought
enough stuff?

I love breakfast.

I see.

You want some donuts
or some colon bran?

Colon bran. I think
I'll take the donut.

What are you doing?

Having some cereal.

Nobody pours orange soda
over their cereal.

That's just
because people
don't understand

Orange soda
the way I do.

Kel, nobody understands
anythingthe way you do.

Roger, you put
the suitcases
in the car,

And I'll get
the map.

Yes, dear.

Where are you
guys going?

My parents are driving
out to the country
for the weekend.

Ooh, what country,
france?

Kel, how could we
possibly drive all
the way from chicago

To france
for the weekend?

I don't know.
You got the map.

I'm going upstairs
to get twizzles.

All right, honey.

Now, kenan,
are you sure you
can handle the house

All by yourself
for the whole weekend?

Don't worry. I have kel
right here with me.

Look, kenan!
I can see you
through my donuts.

♪ Whoo hoo whoo

Maybe we should
stay home.

Mom, go! Have fun.
I'll take care
of everything.

Kenan, come here.

Yeah, pop?
Oh, hey there, twizzles.

Son, while I'm gone
I expect you to take extra
special care of my cockatoo.

Don't worry, twizzles
is in good hands.

Isn't that right,
twizzles?

Now, I've made you a list.

This'll tell you when
to feed him,

How to feed him,
what to feed him,

How to clean his cage,
how to sing to him...

Wait, wait, wait. I have
to sing to twizzles?

Absolutely.
Singing is very
important to a bird.

I'm counting on you to take
proper care of twizzles.

Do you have any questions?

Yeah. Um, what kind
of barbecue sauce
should I put on him?

Kenan, that is not funny!!!!!

He didn't mean that.
He's just a silly boy.

Pop, relax.

He will be
my number one
priority, o.k.?

All right.

All right.

Here you go.

Thanks.

All right. Bye bye.

Cheryl? Let's get
to the car.

I'll be right there.

Look, mr. Rockmore!

I'm...donut boy!

Maybe someday
they'll find a cure.

All right, kenan.
All our information
is on the refrigerator.

Kyra will stay
at your grandma's house,

So you don't have to worry
about her, o.k.?

Be good now.

All right. Bye, ma.

Bye bye, my baby!
Fat little cheeks.

Bye bye, kel.

Have a nice trip, now.
Drive safe.

Buckle up, now.
♪ Buckle up for safety

♪ Buckle up

Well, they're gone.

Just us.

Here all alone
for the whole weekend.

No grownups.

Just the two of us.

You and i.

We can make it if we try.

Just the two of us?

You and i.

Hmm.

Kenan?

K--k--k--kel?

I can't eat
any more ice cream.

I can't either.

We better just put the rest
of it in the freezer.

[Grunting]

Hey, kel?!

Kenan?

I can't get up.

Hang on.

[Groaning]

Wow.

Kenan, I never wanna
eat ice cream again.

I--i can't...

Wait, wait, wait a second.

It's time to feed
my daddy's bird.

O.k. Come on.

Ooooohhhhhh.

Oooooohhhhhhh!

Look, he's sleeping.

Mm-hmm.

Hey, kenan?

Huh?

I didn't know birds
sleep on their backs.

Me neither.

Hmm. Hmm.

Kel?

Huh?

I don't think birds
do sleep on their backs.

Th--then what
is he doing?

Twizzles?

Twizzles?

Oh, twizzles!

Twizzles!
Get up, twizzles!

Please get up!

I'm going home!

You stay right
where you are!

Twizzles!
Come on, twizzles!
Get up, man! Please!

Ah, twizzles!

Oooooohhhhh!

I think he's--

Aaaghhh! Don't say it!

My dad's had this bird
for years!

He's probably
just playing a joke
on us or something.

Yeah, that's right!

B--b--but, kenan--

Hush! O--o--o.k.,
Twizzles. Ha ha ha!

The joke's over now.
You can get up now.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Kenan, i--i don't think birds
play jokes on people, o.k.?

There's something wrong--
very, very wrong, o.k.?

Nothing's...wrong!

Kenan! Twizzles is dead!

No! No! All right?
He's just in a coma
or something.

Yeah, we can fix him.

Yeah, that's right.
I'll give him mouth-
to-beak resuscitation.

Come on. Come on,
twizzles.

Aw, look at twizzles.
Hold the cage.

What are you doing?
Kenan, ke...

, , , --Breathe!

, , , !

K--k--kenan! C--c--come on.
Come on, come on.

No!

K--kenan!

Twizzles, can you
hear me?!

Kenan, let go, baby!
Let go!

I know. I've been there.

Come on, don't look.
Don't look.

[Crying]

Let it out.
Let it out, baby.

Let it out.

Why?????!!!!!!

[Crying]

W-w-wait.

What?

Wait. What are you gonna
tell your daddy?

Aah!

Ha! It works.

Come on, girl.
You going with me.

Kenan,
what are you doing?

I'm packin'!

W-why?

'Cause I'm movin'.

Movin' where?!

I don't know.
California, wisconsin,
japan, jupiter...

Wherever my daddy
isn't!

Kenan...kenan!

Don't try to
stop me!

Why are you
in such a hurry?
Your parents don't get
back till tomorrow night.

I know.
But I figure if
I start running now,

I could be a good...
Miles from home
by then.

You can't run
to japan!

I have to try!

[Telephone rings]

Don't answer that.

Hello?

Kel? Hi. Let me
talk to kenan.

It's your mother.

Tell her
I'm not here!

K-k-kenan's not here!

Yeah. Huh? No.

He--he had to
get some, um...

Underpants?!
Underpants.

Underpants?

What?

Oh. Kenan went
to go get some
underpants.

Give me that phone.

Kel, quit playing
and put kenan on
the phone right now.

They didn't fall
for the underpants
scenario.

No duh!
Give me the phone,
dip!!

Hello, daddy?

I--i--i love you.

Oh, i...
Love you, too, son.

How's everything?

Oh, everything's
just...just fine.

I--i--i love you.

Y-yes. You said that.
How's twizzles?

Oh. He's...

Very peaceful...
Right now.

Good! Good!
Put him on the phone.

He wants to speak
to twizzles!

But...but twizzles
is dead.

I know that!

I'm sorry.
I know what I'll do.

I'll whistle
into the phone.

O-o.k. Here--here's
twizzles.

[Pfff pfff]

[Pfff pfff pfff]

I'm too nervous.
You do it. Whistle.

[Whistles]

Ah. Did you hear
that?

No. A truck
rolled by.

Have him do it
again, huh?

[Makes static sound]
uh...what's that, pop?

[Cccchhhh]
we got a bad connection.

[Ccccchhhh]
I can't hear you.

Bye, pop.

My daddy's
gonna k*ll us!

Hey, us? Why me?!

Because if I'm
going down, I'm
taking you with me!

Wait, wait, wait.
I know what we can do.

Hey, I'm not moving
to japan with you.

No, numbnut!

I'm saying we go
to a pet shop

And find a cockatoo
that looks exactly
like twizzles.

Then what?

Then we put the bird
in the cage

And pray that my daddy
doesn't notice the difference.

Y-you think
that'll work?

Well, if it doesn't,
you and I are gonna
have a lot in common
with twizzles.

But--but twizzles
is dead.

Good. Now run it
all together.

[Groan] uh!

Oh, there go
the birds. Come on.

Ooh, snakes!

Leave that snake
alone.

Can't you read?
Ugh.

I know what I'm doing.

Fine. You look
at the snake.

I'm gonna check out
the birds. Ugh!

Hi, snake. I'm a human.

You like humans?

Hello!

Welcome to pet this.
May I help you?

Uh, yes, ma'am.
I'm looking for
a bird.

Oh, we have all kinds
of birds here.

Aah!

[Groans]

This boa's
constricting me!

Stop playing
with that snake.

I'm not playing
with the snake.

The snake is playing
with me!

All right.
Just hold still!

Get him off.

Get him off!

Woman, in baby voice:
oh...yes.

[Strangling
sounds]

Oh...

Are you all right?

I think he squeezed
my uvula.

Can we get back
to the birds,
please?

Yes. Over here.

Now, what sort of
feathered friend
are you looking for?

Well, I need a bird
that looks exactly
like...this.

Aah!

You want a bird
like this?

Yeah.
Except not dead.

Yeah. Do you have
a cockatoo that looks
just like this?

Well, I do have
a cockatoo...or two!

Ha ha!

It's not funny.

That's not funny.

This is not
a laughing matter, man.

Alrighty, then.

Let's see...

Let's take a look
at this one here.

Hey, kenan, look.

This one looks
exactly like twizzles!

You were very lucky
to find a cockatoo
like this one.

Why's that?

Because this is not
an ordinary
cockatoo.

See the yellow
breast?

[Giggles]
breast.

Stop that!

What's so special
about a yellow-breasted
cockatoo?

Only one cockatoo
in a thousand has
a yellow breast.

There's probably
not another cockatoo
like this one

In all of chicago.

We'll take it!

Oh. All right.
That will be $ .

$ ?!
$ ?!

Can't we get
any money off

By trading in
the dead one?

You know, you could
put him on display
or something,

You know, cockatoo.

No!

Well, we don't have
$ , ma'am.

We'll have to find
someone to lend it
to us.

What idiot is going to
lend us $ ?

, ,

, .

Thanks, chris.

When do you plan
to pay me back?

I'll let you know.

We'd better go.wait a minute.

Wait a minute.
Kenan, as long as you're here,

Would you help me move
some heavy boxes
in the back real quick?

But you gave me
the weekend off!

I just lent you $ !

Yeah. Thanks!

Wait a minute! Kenan--

Kenan, you forgot
your box of--

Oh--ohh!

Man, I can't believe
we just spent $
on a bird.

It was either that
or tell my daddy
the truth!

You know,
$ isn't that bad.

That's right.
Put the cage down.

Now what?

All right.
You open the cage door,

And I'll stick
the new bird inside.

I can't get
the door open.
It's stuck.

Here, I'll fix it.
I got supplies
in my desk.

Hold the bird
for me.

Hey, cockatoo!

Oh, you're a pretty
cockatoo!

Yeah! I bet you're
the prettiest! Ha ha.

Yeah.

Come here. Come here.

Aw.

Look at you,
you pretty cockatoo!

Kel, I hope you're not
aggravating that cockatoo.

Oh! I see.

It's bent right here.
All right.

I'll just bend this
back a little bit
right there,

And soon the new
twizzles'll be in
his new home,

And my father
will never know
the difference.
Ha ha!

Ah. There.

Now let me see
if it works.
Cool, it works.

All right. Kel?

[Sobbing]

[High-pitched
screech]

Kel?

The, uh...

The $ bird...

Flew out
the window,
didn't it?

Didn't it?!

[Whining]

I might as well
face the facts.

My father's gonna
be home at : .

I guess
that gives me...

Oh, about
hours to live.

You know,
we could try
another pet store.

You heard that
pet shop lady.

She said I'd
never find another
yellow-breasted
cockatoo.

[Sighs] face it.

I'm doomed.

There you go
right there.

Shh!

I'm gonna grab him.

[Telephone rings]

Oh!

[Ring]
why?!

Telephone.

Telephone.

Hello?!

Dad!

Kenan. Just
checking in again.

Oh. Hello. Ha.

I'm thrilled
that you called.

How's twizzles?

Oh, just peachy.

Good. Good.

Son, I just wanted
to tell you we'd be
home a little early.

We should be home
by : tonight.

Oh, great!

That's fine news!

Kenan?

Huh?

Hi. I need you
to go to the
grocery

And pick up some
things for me.

Do I have to?

Yes. Now write
this down.

We need milk,
uh...ointment,

Eggs...

Some colon bran,
paper towels,

And some bagels.

O.k.

Yeah.
You got that?

Bye, son. Bye, twizzles.all right.

Oh, with the twizzles!

Did you hear that?!

No, no.

They said they're gonna
be here at : .

That only gives us
hours!

What are we
gonna do?

[Bird twitters]

We're gonna catch
that cockatoo.

How?

Bird seed.
Let's go.

What are you
gonna do with this?

Put it everywhere.
Hurry!

Now go around and open
all the windows and doors

So twizzles' look-alike
can get back in the house
with no problem.

And, uh...
Clean this place up!

Where you going?

To rigby's.
I promised my mom
I'd pick up some stuff.

But--but kenan--

Hurry!

I'm counting on you.
I'll be right back.

You're counting
on me!

You're counting
on me!

Here, birdy, birdy,
birdy, birdy!!

Hey, chris.

Kenan, what are you
doing here? You're
not working today.

I know.
But I promised my mom
I'd pick up some stuff.

You know, eggs, milk,
paper towels, colon bran,
ointment, and bagels.

Bye, chris.

Wait a minute.
Aren't you gonna
pay for those?

When I have time.

Kenan! Kenan,
would you
please take

Your dead bird
with you?!

Kel?

Kel!

I don't know!

Get out!

But, kenan,

Did you know that
all different
types of birds

Seem to like
bird seed?

I know now!

It's good to be home.

Oh, hello, chris.

Hey, chris.

Hey, mr.
And mrs. Rockmore.
Nice to see you.

You, too.
Has kenan been
by here yet?

Oh, yes,
he came by
a little while ago

To pick up some
things for you,
I think.

Here's the tomato juice
over here, honey.

Oh, let me show you
where the no-salt
kind is.

Oh, thanks, chris.

Ah!

Twizzles!

I got one! I got one!

Oh! Kel, look!

It's the twizzles
look-alike.

I'll go get him.

Come here,
you fugitive
cockatoo.

Come here.

Yes! I got him!

Cool. Now, see,
all we gotta do now

Is get rid of
the rest of these
nasty birds

Before my parents
get home, and it'll
be cool.

Whoa!

Oh!

Ooh!

Um--mom, dad!
Look, look.

It's--it's--
it's twizzles.

See. Y-you told me
to take care of him.

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah--so, we threw
him a party. You know.

A party for twizzles.

We invited all
the birds in
the neighborhood,

Throw your wings
in the air!

Party for twizzles.

Kel: ooh!

Party's over!bye.