02x14 - Mark Curry/Deborah Cox

[bunniefuu]

Hey, hey, what's up, people?

How you guys doing?

Whoa! It's mark curry!

I can't believe it.

I just saw you in hangin' with mr. Cooper last night.

Well, thank you. I want to tell you guys

I love the show all that.you know why?

Because it's all that! I love the show!

Oh, you think so?

I love it, I love it.

As a matter of fact,

I came here to ask you guys a little favor.

Can I be on the show tonight?

[Kids sound skeptical]

But I can do wacky characters.

Oh, yeah, we heard you were wacky.

Oh, yeah. Old man, here it is.

I remember all that when it first started.

It was just "all".

Then they put the "that" on, the show blew up.

O.k., Here's a nerd, here's a nerd.

Uh--if you look at the moon,

And the moon is about , miles away from the sun...

O.k. O.k., Here's this one.

Whaaa!

Whaa whaaaa!

That's m.c. Hammer/bruce lee--

M.c. Lee.

That's some good stuff, man.

Gonna be on the show tonight.

I know I'm gonna be on now.

N-n-n-no.no.

We'd love to, mark.

It's just that it's a little late

To put you on tonight.

Yeah, the script's already set.

Everything's rehearsed and ready to go.

Oh, yeah, o.k. [Sniffles]

Minutes! Minutes to the show!

Aren't you mark curry?

Yeah, that's me!

Look at me.

I'm hangin' with mr. Cooper.

There you go.

I know I'm on the show now.

Uh, kevin, mark wants to be on the show tonight.

No, that's impossible.

That's out of the question.

Uh--why?

'Cause I'm the man.

I guess you are.

I guess I'll just go then.

Sorry, mark.

I can sing. ♪ Ooh ooh ♪

No, that's all right.

I can help on the set, maybe.

[Everyone talking at once]

I need to go over some stuff with you guys.

O.k.

I have some ideas I think can improve the show.

Now, I know they don't like me saying this to you,

But I think, for instance, I can play...

And as far as the superdude scene is concerned,

Kenan might... Where's kenan?

[Everyone] kenan!

Uh--here--um...

Hey, guys.

Something ain't right.

Something's definitely not right.

I can explain. What happened was...

Oh, his "d" is all crooked.

That's what it is.

I like it like that, on the side.

It's the new style for the nineties.

Are you sure?

Let's go do the show.

Let's go.

Let's go do the show.

[Muffled] hey!

Captioning made possible by nickelodeon and u.s. Department of education

Fresh out the box.

Stop, look, and watch.

Ready yet? Get set.

It'sall that.

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it, check it

♪ Now, this is just an introduction ♪

♪ Before we blow your mind ♪

♪ The show is all of that ♪

♪ And yes, we do it all the time ♪

♪ So sit your booty on the floor ♪

♪ Or in a chair

♪ On the ground or in the air ♪

♪ Just don't go nowhere

♪ 'Cause everything we do

♪ Is all of that

♪ We're entertaining you

♪ We're all of that

♪ My posse and my crew

♪ Is all of that

♪ So sit still

♪ 'Cause we're comin' right back ♪

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪

♪ Check it out

♪ Oh

♪ Uh-oh

♪ This is all that♪

♪ This is all that♪♪

And so class, in the sentence,

"Mommy made dinner; daddy kissed the meat loaf,"

The parts of the sentence are separated by what here is...

Miss fingerly!

Hmm?

They're here!

Oh, yes!

Class, I have some news to tell.

We have new students joining us today. Children?

[Class screaming in adulation]

Oh... Welcome to dullmont junior high.

My name is miss fingerly.

Maggot!pardon?

Maggot!

Pardon?

[With english accent] my name is maggot.

I'm rash.

They call me spew!

All right, spew, rash...

Mm-maggot,

Now, where are you children from?

Miss fingerly, don't you know who they are?

Yeah!

They're bacteria!

Now let's not judge others by their appearance.

No, bacteria, the hottest band around.

Yeah!

Their cd raw sewage just went triple platinum!

Oh, I see.

Perhaps you'd like to tell the class

How your band got the name "bacteria."

Well, you see,

Our drummer, spew, forgot to take a bath for / years

And when we looked under his armpit, we found--

All right. Let's all take our seats.

Now, today we'll be studying english.

I don't need to study english. I amenglish.

Please, maggot, do not call out.

School is no place to express yourself.

Miss fingerly, can we ask bacteria

To play a song for us?

Yeah!

Well, I'm not officially a music teacher,

But I suppose we could have

An impromptu hootenanny.

Is that a yes or a no?

Well, yes.

Maggot, did you bring your instrument with you?

Guitars.

Thanks, pus.

Now,

Which one of our many hit numbers

Do you want me to play for you?

Rancid ham!

Cough it up! Sister blister!

Do you know snuggle me in the moonlight?

No.

Oh.

Well, I pluck a mean string.

May i?

Sure. Be my guest.

Thank you.

♪ Snuggle me and cuddle me ♪

♪ I think I like-a you

♪ Moonlight and the willow tree ♪

♪ Dibby dabby doo

♪ Rub my head and hold my feet-- ♪♪

You're making me sick.

How about this?

[Hard rock guitar]

Yeah!yeah!

Thank you.

Not bad. Check this.

[Plays hard rock riffs]

Well, well, taste this...

Miss fingerly.

Eh.

It should be done more like this, maggot.

[Shouting lyrics]

Miss fingerly!

Yay!

And now, lori beth denberg with more vital information

For your everyday life.

It's a bad idea to put bacon on your face

And then run around screaming,

"Look at me, I'm pork boy, the breakfast monkey!"

When the going gets tough,

The tough get going.

When left in the sun,

Mayonnaise grows hair.

Money can't buy happiness,

But it can buy you

Pork boy, the breakfast monkey!

This has been lori beth denberg

With vital information.

♪ This is all that ♪

♪ This is all that ♪♪

I am the ed man. Ha ha!

I am the ed man.

I am the walrus. Yeah!

Coocoocachoo.

Hey.

[Tough new york accent] hey! I'm standing over here.

Oh.

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

Can I take your order?

Yeah, I'll have a good burger, and hold the mustard.

One good burger!

What do you think you're doing?

Well, you told me to hold the mustard!

Why do I come here?

Every time, you just gotta screw it up!

I knew it!

Ed!

[Groaning]

Ed, man!

Oh, man.

My stomach's cramping up on me.

Ed, ed...

Is he all right?

Uh--not to worry.

He just ate a good burger.

It happens all the time.

Bye-bye. See ya.

[Loud car horn blowing]

Ed, what's going on?

All the customers left,

And marty's here on the floor.

I don't know what all the honking's about.

Ed, the customers are honking

Because nobody's operating the drive-thru window.

Whoa! We have a drive-thru window?

We've had a drive-thru window for years. It's right over there.

Whoa! How does the car fit

Through that little window over there?

It doesn't, ed.

Cars don't drive through the window.

They drive past the window!

Why don't they call it a drive-past window?

I don't know.

All I know is that if marty's sick,

You're gonna have to man the drive-thru window.

Now, please, take this

And go take the customers' orders.

You!

Take marty and go get his stomach pumped, please!

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger!

Can I take your order?

I don't think they can hear me.

Ed!

You have to use the microphone.

Put your headset on.

I'll show you how it's done.

Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger.

May I take your order?

Man, it's about time!

I'll have good burgers, a good shake,

And a bucket of good chunks.

Whoa! Who said that?

The customer! The customer said it.

Now when he drives up to the window,

Just give him his food. Please, ed.

It shall be done.

I'm going to the hospital

To make sure marty's stomach is being pumped properly.

Please just give the customers their food.

Hello, my name is connie muldoon!

Hi, connie muldoon.

I'm over here.

And I'm over here.

No, turn around.

O.k., I'm turning around.

Hey.

Stop turning!

I just want to give you my order!

Oh, I'm sorry, you have to wait.

I'm talking to connie muldoon at the drive-thru window.

I'm connie muldoon.

Whoa! How did you get out of your car so fast?!

I was never in my car.

We muldoons don't believe in motor vehicles.

[Loud honking]

Yo, man! Where's my food? What's happening?!

Uh--hold on.

Have a nice day!

What the...

O.k., What'll it be miss baboon?

Muldoon!

Muldoon!!

Muldoons!

I'm leaving!

Make those muldoons to go.

Bye, connie.

Tube!

See ya.

Hey, man, wait. What's wrong with you?

I drove through the drive-thru

And you threw food all over me.

Uh...

No?

Uh--yes.

Look at that.

I've got shake all in my shirt,

These good chunks all over me.

What is wrong with you?

Uh--napkin?

Oh, yeah, that'll really help.

No, I don't need no napkin!

Uh--moist towelette?

No, I don't need a moist towelette or a napkin!

What I need is a shower.

Oh. O.k. Hold on.

What are you doing?!

What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Why are you spraying me with water?

I didn't. This was ginger ale.

[Car honking]oh, man!

Whoa, someone left their car out there.

They? That's my car,

The car you got all messy.

Oh, I'll take it to the car wash.

No, that's o.k.

Hey, man, wait a minute!

That's my car.

Hey!

Wait, that's my car, man!

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, watch out for that...

[Crash!]

Ow! Whoa! Big tree!

Tree.

♪ This isall that ♪♪

And now,all that presents

A semi-educational moment:

Everyday french with pierre escargot.

[Speaking french]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Speaking french]

[Speaking french]

Have a nice day.

Next.

Welcome to the complaint department.

Hi, how are you doing?

I bought this lame boy video game here last week

And it's broken.

Hello? Complaint department, may I help you?

Uh--what are you doing?

Shh! I'm on the phone!

Hello?

Hello?

They hung up! Thanks a lot!

Excuse me, ma'am.

This is a video game, not a telephone,

And it's broken.

And--what's your complaint?

That it's broken!

Have you tried painting it?

Huh?

There.

There what?

It's all pretty.

Pretty?

It's pretty broken,

And now it's green for no good reason.

You're welcome.

No. No, I'm not welcome.

See, I want to return this.

Oh, you can't return that. It's been painted.

All right, I'm going to have to complain about you.

Oh, then you have to go to the back of the line. Next?

You make my head hurt.

Hello. I bought this cd player here,

And it won't play.

Won't play what?

Cds.

Yes, I see those.

No, I didn't say see these.

I said cds!

This player won't play them!

[Sniffing]

I don't smell anything.

It's not supposed to smell!

Then why are you complaining?

Because I want to listen to music!

Oh.

[Clears throat]

♪ Meatballs keep rollin' off my plate ♪

♪ And my noodles get so lonely ♪

♪ Without meatballs to relate ♪

♪ Cryin' over beef

♪ 'Cause meatballs keep-- ♪♪

Silence! I don't want to hear you sing,

Especially not about your meatballs!

Is that your complaint?

Yes. I mean, no.

I mean, I don't know what I mean.

♪ Meatballs keep tellin' me to k*ll! ♪♪

O.k., Bye-bye.

Hi. I got this watch as a gift.

A gift?

For me?

That's so nice. You shouldn't have.

I didn't.

You see, someone gave it to me.

It doesn't work. That's why I'm taking it back.

You're taking it back?

But you just gave it to me.

All right.

Let's start over again.

Hi. My wife gave me this watch, and now...

You're married?!

You've got a lot of nerve

Giving me expensive gifts

Behind your wife's back!

Oh, just keep your stinkin' watch!

But it's broken.

So is my heart!

Now go!

What planet are you from?

Earth.

Next?

Uh--yes.

This um...

He's married, and he comes in here

Trying to swoon me with cheap, broken watches!

I'm not for sale, you know.

My love can't be bought, returned, and complained about!

Hey, clavis! Wake up.

The show's over.

Oh, yeah. Kick it!