01x17 - Escape From Lars Mountain/It Was A Dark And Stormy Day

[bunniefuu]

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

Prepare to count down.

Lars: just a little further, bro.

I don't see anything cool back here

And it smells like a cat box.

Patience, dorko.

Don't you see it?

So, what's a two-eyed squisher look like, anyhow?

Like you! Look up!

Whoa!

[Both laughing]

Dorko!

I can't believe I fell for this!

Twice!

No, last time you were going to show me

A two-eyed dripper!

All aboard the lame train!

[Imitates train whistle]

Yeah, it's real funny, you guys.

But I'm never falling

For one of your stupid tricks again!

Got a spot!

Ow!

[Laughing]

What were you thinking?

It's not my fault!

Lars is really tricky.

Like how?

Like when he tells me stuff

And I believe him.

It's been like that since I was a little kid.

Happy fifth birthday, little bro!

Man, your cake smells funny!

Really?

[Laughing]

Lars!

Dude, your shoelace is untied.

Let me do it.

Thanks!

Come out here, little bro!

I have a birthday present for you.

You're not going to fool me.

I know it's tough

But you have to quit listening to that guy.

You can't outsmart him.

Maybeyoucan't.

Ah, music to my ears.

Mother: he's soaking wet!

He could catch a cold!

Sometimes you just go too far, lars!

Lars: sorry, mom?

Mother: don't say sorry to me

Say it to your little brother!

% Pure california busted.

[Knocking]

Who is it?

Okay, look, I guess I'm sort of, you know, sorry.

You're just saying that because mom told you to.

Duh! And she says I got to make it up to you, so

I figure I'll let you come...

Mondo mountain with me tomorrow!

Mondo mountain?

Big kids don't like to tell little brothers about it

For obvious reasons.

This is just another trick.

Look, mom told me I had to be nice to you.

If you don't want to come, don't!

Well, I'm coming

And I'm bringing my friends, too!

[Laughing evilly]

[Laughing to himself]

It smells bad.

This place is a breeding ground for germs.

Cool!

I don't like the looks of this.

How come none of us have ever heard of mondo mountain?

Duh, it's a big secret!

I don't buy it.

Come on, lots of things are secret.

I could tell you a million and a half things

I've never heard of.

All in favor of bailing, bail.

Okay!

Lars: hey, kiddies!

Yeah!

[Whooping and laughing]

Ready for mondo mountain?

You're here?

You're right.

Now follow me.

Follow lars?

Now, that sounds like a bad idea.

How much further?

The trail opens up in about half a mile.

You know your way around here?

It seems pretty easy to get lost.

You're right, just ask those kids from the wood rangers.

Oh, that's right, you can't.

Why not?

Lars: they decided to hike up here one day

And they never came back!

That is such a lie.

Think whatever you want!

I think we should go home... Right now.

Mondo's just a little further.

Me and the guys will check up ahead!

Hello,they're setting us up!

Yeah, for the most awesome mountain biking ever!

I hope.

So, where do we ditch them?

After we have some fun.

Dump this stuff over there.

I'll take care of the sign.

Your brother's such a bonehead.

[Grunting]

[Laughing]

We'll let them sweat a while

Before big brother lars comes to the rescue.

Let's get a microwave bean burrito

At the gas station.

Come on!

I have no idea where we are!

It's been over an hour, twister.

Lars, where are you, lars!

Do you think they might be lost?

[Groans]

No, your brother and his loser friends ditched us!

So now we're lost!

We'll end up like those wood rangers?

They'll find our starved bodies huddled around our bikes!

Sam, there were no wood rangers.

Lars was just trying to freak us out.

[Shrieks]

It's a lost wood ranger!

[Screams]

Guys, these are chicken bones.

What was a chicken doing in a wood ranger's uniform?

Duh, your brother was trying

To fool us... Again!

So how do we get out of here?

We don't.

When it's getting dark, lars will show up

Going "little bro, do you need to be rescued?"

It's getting dark now!

Dark enough to see...

The top of the ferris wheel!

Civilization!

Fried dough!

We'll find our way out of here

If we just follow it

Straight to the amusement park.

Let's go, I've already had enough fun for one day.

Sorry, guys.

You know, I wish iwaslost.

Then lars would never find me.

And then...

Guys, I think I have an... An... An idea!

[All gasp]

Dork patrol!

Anybody need to be rescued?

Lars, there you are!

Pretty good joke.

Ha! Really got us that time!

So, you're not mad?

Let's just get out of here.

I'm totally lost.

Yeah, okay...

Um, where's the twisted one?

Come on, he's with you.

No, when I left the dweebnik

He was with you guys!

[Chuckling]

Lars, enough already.

Twister ran ahead to hang with you three.

He kept talking about how cool his brother was.

Are you telling me you have

No idea where twister is?

We haven't seen him in hours.

Look, this is no big deal.

Just get your parents.

I'm sure they'll help us look for him.

No way!

Bad idea.

Oh, man, it's getting dark out here.

My parents will go ballistic

If they find out I lost twister!

You got to help me find him!

You're on your own, lars.

This was yourbright idea.

Twister!

Yeah!

[Lars calling in distance]

Now the fun begins.

Twister! Twister!

Twister!

Twister!

Twister...!

It's me-- lars!

Twister!

Look, his shirt!

Whoa.

And that's his sneaker.

He must have...

[Whistling]

Splat.

Oh, man.

We're here to help you

Find twister.

Yeah, we're getting worried.

I... I think I found him.

You got to believe me!

I would never want anything bad

To happen to twister!

Bad? You mean...

He's my little brother.

Just because it's more fun to be mean to him

Than it is to be nice

Doesn't mean I don't care about him.

[Sniffling]

I... I guess I never realized how much i...

Aw, why don't you give me a big hug?

Gotcha!

Twister!

Bust!

How doyoulike being tricked?

I don't.

At least now you know

Your brother loves you!

[Kissing]

Hey, I never said that!

Not the way I heard it.

Could've sworn you said...

Let's go to the tape.

What I said

None of you little dweebs can ever repeat it!

I could dig that... For a price.

Name it!

Microwave gas station bean burrito!

Doesn't get any better than this!

Here it is again!

I guess I never realized how much i...

I never realized how much i...

Realized...

How much i...

How much i...

Woo-hoo!

All right!

Whoo!

Uh-oh-- I think I just felt a raindrop.

Yep, that's a raindrop.

Let's call it a day, you guys.

What are you worried about, sammy?

Your helmet's triple-strapped and quadruple-padded.

I think you can live through a couple raindrops.

I thought squids like the water.

Uh!

Water, yes.

-Gigawatt lightning strikes, no.

I'm heading to the shack.

Later... Much.

[Mumbling]

Aw, let them go.

Hey!

Otto: check out the slidage!

Ah, cool-- hey!

Hello!

Don't tempt mother nature, twist.

I'm not explaining to your mother

Why her son is a french fry.

I'm not a french fry.

[Thunder crashes]

[Screaming]

[Humming to himself]

[Thunder crashes]

Whoa-ho-ho-- heads up!

Guess I need more practice.

Good thing it's so slow.

I can practice all day long!

That's a good thing?

[Thunder crashes]

Say "aloha" to any customers today.

You know, I feel bad for the kids.

They always get so bummed out on stormy days like this.

We should do something special for them.

[Grunts]

It's like clockwork.

First, the rain comes

Then, the poor little brothers show up here

Soaking and sulking, just like the little lobsters.

Lobsters?

Yeah, lobsters don't like

The stormy days, either.

They always come in close to shore on days like this.

Tito, you're a genius!

You just realizing this now, brother?

We can surprise the kids

With a good, old-fashioned lobster boil.

That'll cheer them right up.

Start melting that butter, tito!

Melting away, o great kahuna of the crustaceans.

[Whimpering]

[Yells]

[Screams]

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!

This... This can't be happening.

Ouch!

Oh, ow--

I stepped on a stupid fork.

Now, you know how it feels

To get bit by the lobster claw

O great clown prince of the crustaceans.

Aw, man!

The kids are going to be back any time now.

Don't go giving our surprise away.

Secret's safe with me, brother.

[Phone rings]

Hello, shore shack.

Home of the super, secret lobster party.

[Thunder crashes]

No skating, no surf, no fun.

Otto: hey, check out the squid.

You guys, tito is attacking raymundo with a big cooking pot!

I heard screams!

What are you talking about?

Easy, sammy, you must be hallucinating.

Either that, or you're seeing things.

You guys got to believe me.

Come on, we got to hurry and stop tito.

Sam, wait up!

Come on, you guys.

This... Is ridiculous.

Uhh, uhhhh!

Door's locked, you guys.

Dad would never lock up this early--

No matter how bad the weather was.

[Phone rings]

Tito: hello.

No, ray's not here right now-- he's all tied up.

[Laughing maniacally]

Okay-- aloha, cuz.

Aha! I told you...

You didn't believe me but I told you.

Now you guys just heard it

Straight from the criminal's mouth.

He said he tied up raymundo.

Take it easy, sam.

That's not what tito meant.

Now, where the heck did I leave my keys?

[Mumbling]

[Yelling]

Look at this mess!

What was that?

Hmm...

Oh, they were in my pocket.

[Thunder crashes]

Oh, hey, little cousins.

Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Where's my dad?

Oh, well... You see, raymundo--

He had to go to a... A surf contest.

In this storm?

Yeah, well, it's... It's an indoor surf contest.

Whoa, cool-- can we go?

What's that old sack for?

It's for ray-- I mean, it's a surprise for ray--

I mean, stuff that wouldn't interest you at all.

Got to run now.

Be back later-- aloha.

[Thunder]

[All screaming]

I think...

I think raymundo's in that sack!

No way.

Wasn't that blood all over him?

What did I tell you?

He's taking the cooking pot to chuck it in the ocean.

He's getting rid of the weaponandthe victim.

Oh! Tito's disposing of the evidence!

Say it ain't so, sam!

Otto, dad is nota goner.

We need more evidence.

Sammy...

You come with me.

We're going to tail tito.

Otto, twister-- you search the shack for more clues.

[Thunder crashes]

See, he's dumping raymundo's body!

There is no way this could be happening!

[Scream]

What was that?

Thanks for the net, bro.

Ow! Maybe fingers aren't the best way to catch lobsters.

Better hurry and fill up this net.

Why, are the kids on to us?

Don't worry, brother-- they don't suspect a thing.

[Scream]

[Thunder crashes]

Dude, I haven't seen the shack this empty

Since tito made coconut-meatloaf sandwiches.

I know, raymundo wouldn't just leave the place like this.

Sam can't be right!

[Thunder crashes]

Oh, man! There's blood all over

That broken ketchup bottle!

[Boys scream]

Aha! Aha! Aha!

Do you see what he's doing now?

What's he doing? What's he doing?

Isn't it obvious?

He just dumped the body into the water, and now he's...

Taking it back out?

Oh, he's rinsing the evidence!

[Grunting]

Is that sack moving?

He's alive!

Sweet mother of pearl, raymundo's still alive!

[Thunder crashes]

Ugh, it smells like low tide, too.

Oh man, oh man, oh man!

We really got to go get help.

Sam, you might be right!

Hey, little cousins.

Have I got a surprise for you!

[Kids screaming]

[Gasps]

Looks like there must have been some kind of fight.

Look, melted butter!

Dude, we'd better go get some help

Before tito gets back

And decides to make us into skater stew!

[Thunder crashes]

[Grunting]

[Whimpering]

Something's moving in that bag.

It's raymundo-- do something.

I am doing something-- I'm hiding.

[Door creaks]

[Grunting]

Hi-ya!

Dude, that was mega-awesome!

What happened in here?

I just locked tito in the freezer.

[No voices]

Hello, officer charlene?

Twister? Honey, what's the problem?

We usually call you.

We have an emergency here!

Okay, just calm down.

Emergency-- where?

[Sirens blaring]

Be careful.

You don't know what he's capable of!

You kids stand back.

On my mark-- three, two, one, mark!

[Shivering]

Okay, hold it right there, bucko!

Where's big ray?

[Thunder crashes]

[Kids scream]

Oh no, raymundo's turned into a zombie!

If he's there...

Then who's in there?

[Choking]

Well, so much for the secret lobster party!

Um, can I have my head back now?

Oh, sorry, tito.

You guys look

Like you've just seen a ghost!

Dad!dad!

Wow, we should have lobster boil more often!

[Thunder crashes]

This is good lobster, mmm.

Would you get the melted butter, big ray?

Surely, shirley.

I can't believe you actually thought

Tito would do something like that.

You guysknowthat he wouldn't harm a fly.

Sorry, tito.

We were lame-os.

Won't happen again, brother.

It's the thunder.

Luckily, I figured out a way you can repay him.

[Imitating vampire]: you guys get to clean up after dinner!

[Laughing maniacally]

[Kids screaming]

[Whistle]

Splat!