03x08 - Sim Sammy/Otto Hangs 11

[bunniefuu]

[rock intro playing]

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position ♪

♪ Rocket power... ♪

[static]

[scratching]

[music continues]

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition ♪

♪ Prepare to countdown ♪

♪ Rocket power! ♪

[wheel creeking]

OTTO: Awesome.

Dig, bros.

Same time tomorrow.

You know it.

Count me in.

Yeah.

Maybe tomorrow, you can keep up.

Later, Squid.

And now it's my turn

to rip up Ocean Shores with the sweet game

of Squid Power.

[knuckles cr*ck]

[electronic music playing]

Wow! Looks like a few other people

have checked out Squid Power.

Cool!

Super Squid, escape to Madtown and help Reginalda.

[game beeping]

COMPUTER: "A make-- K."

Here comes Ollo and the Tweezer.

You are my best friend ever, Super Squid.

Check this out.

Yo, dude.

I rule.

All eyes

on me.

Minus points.

Don't let Ollo do all the tricks.

Super Squid, can you teach me how to drop in?

Sure, Reginalda.

[beeping]

Thanks, Super Squid.

You make it look so easy.

That's why he's my best bud ever.

Level completed.

You are rad.

Indeed I am.

Oh, oh.

Ooh.

REGGIE: You're never going

to land that trick.

BOY: If you shift the balance of your feet

before you hit the rail, you should be able to slide.

And what wouldyouknow about it?

That's how it's done

on Squid Power, and the physics

of that game are incredibly realistic.

ALL: Huh?

[giggling]

What's he talking about?

That guy gets weirder every time I see him.

Whatever. I'm going to try the slide again.

Whoa!

Over players since yesterday.

Surf to shore and help Reginalda.

[beeping]

Careful, Bro.

Don't mess up my hair.

Minus points.

Don't mess up Ollo's hair, bro.

Super Squid, over here.

I want to surf, too.

But you've got to teach me how to paddle out.

Super Squid, I lost my shoes.

You got to help me find them.

You're my best bud ever.

Player options.

Teach Reginalda how to paddle out

or help the Tweezer find his shoes.

Oh. I hope the guys never see this!

Then I found them under my bed.

Right where I left them.

Hey, Sherry.

What's up, guys?

Hey, Sam

I was playing your Squid Power game last night.

Dude, it's awesome!

Squid Power Game?

Um, oh, well.

[chuckles]

You guys got to check it out.

The characters in the game

totally remind me of you guys.

So that's what all this Squid Power stuff's been about.

How come you didn't tell us about it?

It's a boring computer geek game.

You guys probably wouldn't like it.

Any game that's got a character

like me in it has got to be the b*mb.

Yeah. Let's go check it out.

Oh, man.

I'm done for.

Find your buds and help them down Mount Baldy.

All right!All right!

Sweet. Hey

it's you, Otto.

Man, I'm awesome.

You guys are so lucky

you get to look at me all day.

[laughter]

Bust.Hey

what's up with that?

Come on,Otto.

It's just a game.

Tweezer, put on your snowboards.

Thanks, Super Squid.

You're my best bud ever.

[laughter]

Hey, wait a minute.

I only tried that once.

REGINALDA: Super Squid

I want to snowboard, too, but

I'm not sure how to get on the ski lift.

Can you show me how?

What?!

Sam, I showedyou

how to ride the ski lift.

[laughs]

I told you you wouldn't like the game.

Man, let's get out of here.

Have fun playing your game, Sam.

Yeah.

Playing it alone.

[laughs]

You were looking at a picture of yourself.

He turned us all into major dorks.

Every one in Ocean Shores

is probably busting on us right now.

It's not funny, Raymundo.

My character didn't even know how to ride the ski lift.

And my guy was so dumb, he was going to try

to go down the mountain on a surfboard.

But didn't you try that once?

Come on, Little Cuz.

Sammy's just having fun with a little fantasy.

Like the ancient Hawaiians say

"Sometimes a pineapple wishes it was coconut."

[grunts]

Besides, the game can't be that bad.

[beeping]

Welcome to the short stack.

All right.

Looks good so far.

Eat as many stack burgers as you can.

[beeping]

[laughter]

This is kind of fun.

Watch out.

Here comes Rumando.

Rumando?

Hey. That's you, brother.

You sure eat a lot of burgers, Super Squid.

That reminds me of this one time back in .

You have been trapped

in one of Rumando's boring 's flashbacks.

Game over.

Huh?

[laughs]

That's hilarious, brother.

Bonus level.

Translate this into English.

Like the ancient Hawaiians say

"Never drink the milk from a coconut

you found in the dark."

[laughs]

A coconut in the dark.

Yeah, right.

What?

Ancient Hawaiians never said that.

Hey, guys.

ALL: Whatever.

Later, man.

See you.

Man, you're not going to believe

what happened today.

You didn't get stuck

in one of Rumando's boring

's flashbacks by any chance?

I guess you guys have seen it, too.

It was just supposed to be a game.

I wasn't trying to bust on anyone.

[laughter]

Relax, Little Cuz.

I actually think

your game's pretty funny.

Even the part about finding a coconut

in the dark.

Okay.

I didn't think allof it was funny.

You just have to remember

Little Cuz, that some coconuts have thicker shells than others.

If you know

what I mean.

[humming]: Huh?

Yeah.

I know exactly what you mean.

Thanks, Tito.

RAY: Some coconuts

have thicker shells than others?

What's that supposed

to mean?

[laughter]

Now that should be in the game.

No one would be able to translate that into English.

Oh, brother.

[laughter]

There's only one way to make this right.

Oh.

[rooster crows]

There.

[yawns]

Oh, done.

Oh.

Sam's the biggest kook out of all of us.

If anything, Super Squid should have

been the lame-o.

Yeah? So what if I lose my shoes sometimes.

Doesn't mean he should bag on me.

Yeah.

His bust on Ray and Tito was kind of funny, though.

Yeah. And how he gave you no skills at all, Reg.

That was funny, too.

[giggles]

Yeah, real funny.

Like I haven't schooled him ineverything.

[chuckling]

Come to think of it

a lot of that stuff was pretty funny.

[grunting]

REGGIE: Careful with

those rad moves, Ollo.

You don't want to mess up your hair.

[laughter]

Bust.

Oh, Otto.

I'm the Tweezer.

Help me find my shoes.

[laughter]

[silence]

You guys think maybe we took that game

a little too seriously?

I mean, we bust on Sam all the time.

Maybe he was just having a little fun.

REGGIE:Sammy?

Sammy!

Wake up, dork.

You think you could hide from us all day.

Wait! Before you guys pound me

I'm sorry about the Squid Power game.

Sorry's not good enough, Squid.

No! No!

Hold on! Hold on!

[laughter]

You should have seen your face.

We got you, Sammy.

Got you, Dude.Huh?

[giggling]

We're just joking around, Sammy.

You mean, you're not mad about it anymore?

What good are friends

if you can't bag on them every now and then?

Great.

All that work for nothing.

What work?

SAMMY: Squid Power version ..

I made this one a little more realistic.

Select a character.

Otto has mad skills

and knowledge of all secret surf spots.

Twister is unbeatable on the slopes.

Reggie can bust huge at everything she tries.

But what skills did you give the Super Squid?

Super Squid has the ability

to learn new tricks from all his cool friends.

Like I said... realistic.

Give me that mouse, Sam.

I bet I rule at this game.

No, way, dude.

I go first

and I get to be the Super Squid.

[joyful screaming]

[laughter]

[sing song]: On this, your special island day

the volcano sparks as if to say

blow out the candles, they're getting hotto.

Happy birthday, little cuz Otto!

[laughing]

[excited chatter]

[inhales deeply]

Ah, yeah!

Wow! years old, huh?

Double hockey sticks.

The big one-one.

I'm .

[laughing]: Wow!

It just seems like yesterday you were the little "O" man.

[laughing]

Yeah!

[playful noises]

TITO: Come on back, Bud-o.

What? What?

[chuckling]: Oh... oh!

Okay

time for the last present.

If you like it

don't thank me, thank Reg.

She kind of tipped me off.

I bet I know what it is.

Yes! The New Generation Sportsworld tape!

This has, like, all the young pros

from every sport.

Thanks, Reg.

You're welcome.

Yeah, I was reading the cover.

One of the surfers was what--

only when he turned pro.

Oh, they sure are making them younger these days

eh, brother?

Pretty soon you'll be there, too.

You're like almost already.

Hey-hey, you're right!

Maybe it's time the old man

showed the world his stuff.

I get first dibs on your autograph

when you turn pro.

Oh, Mr. Rocket, I've been a fan of yours

forsolong.

How did you do it?

I heard you owe it all to your sister.

Nuh-uh.

I heard he owes it all to his best friend, Twist.

[all giggling]

[laughing]

Looks like everybody's getting a little older, eh, brother?

[laughing]

Oh...

I don't know what Tito is talking about.

You still got the goods, baby.

Oh, yeah.

[laughs]

Ah... never mind.

Now this is a very complicated move.

We surfers call it...

paddling.

[laughing]

Nice one, Squid.

All right, dude

enough messing around!

I need you to video my surf style.

Hello. This is surfing with your friends.

Pros are getting younger every day.

To join them, I got to start getting serious.

So what are we supposed to do?

Hang out and watch you get seriously pro all day?

Couldn't hurt.

What?!

You'll thank me later

when I'm a world-famous athlete.

Maybe I'll even mention you guys in the winner's podium.

[Otto grunting]

Otto, what are you doing?

Got to keep loose.

Every minute counts.

Yeah. Can't wasteanytime.

But we're just walking to the shack.

Buds, get a load of the wannabe over there.

[percussive rap music plays]

What is the deal withthat?!

Ah, that dude should try acting his age.

Wassup, bros?

Perfect day for just chillin' at the beach.

Hot babe. Mm-hmm.

Hey, little cozes.

Hope you're hungry.

Thanks, Tito.

Tito, can you make mine to go?

Bro, I thought we were going to hang out.

I don't have time to "hang."

I got it all planned out

right here on my master schedule for sports success:

:, skateboard drills; :, slap sh*ts;

:, practice hockey.

That'sallyou're doing?

Oh, no!

From : to :, I've got surf practice

with the Ocean Shores Wave Challenge.

My big debut!

With this plan here, I'm going to be pro in no time.

Well, we certainly don't want to keep

your young pro career waiting.

Here you go.

Cool. Come on Twist.

Man, what's his problem?

Ah, don't worry.

Every wave has to come to the shore at some point.

He'll learn that soon enough.

In the meantime, more whipped cream?

I say, bring it on!

[both grunting]

Oh,man!

I've been working at that sh*t all day!

Sam, the puck.

Hey...

Take her home, Twist.

I'm taking it to the goal again!

[grunts]

Hey, where'd the puck go?

Could it have gone into another dimension?

Ooh, maybe it did!

[growls]

What are you guys doing?!

This isso unprofessional.

[laughing]

Catch me if you can.

Hey, quick!

Hey, Sam, watch out.

Man! You're such little kids.

I'm a year older.

What does that makeyou?

Do you want to goof around or play hockey?

Well, if goofing around means having fun

then I say we goof around.

Right, guys?

[chuckling]: Right.

It's not about fun.

You know what?

Just forget it!

I've got a surf challenge

to get ready for.

Well, he certainly stomps off like a pro.

Whoa!

[yell, splash]

[tape rewinding]

Whoa! Whoa!

[yells]

[groans]

Man, one more day until the challenge.

What were you thinking, Otto?

[tape whirring]

Oh, that was weak.

Come on, come on!

Bend your knees.

[frustrated growl]

[rap music plays]

RAY:Sing it.

Give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Pump up the volume.

Raymundo

is that you?

I know.

Isn't it wicked sweet?

Yeah.

Wickedandsweet.

So like, later, dudes.

Uh-oh.

This age freak-out thing seems to be spreading.

I don't know who has it worse--

Otto or Raymundo.

[cheering]

Hey, Otto, we just came to...

Not now.

I got to stay focused.

Sh... All we wanted was to wish you good luck.

MAN [over P.A.]: And last up, ladies and gentlemen, number

Ocean Shores' own--

Otto Rocket!

Now get this: he's only !

That's right.

Double ones.

Check it out.

I can't believe it!

Man, one little birthday, and suddenly he's all different.

TWISTER: I don't know.

He looks the same to me.

We're talking aboutinside.

Oh!

Yeah!

Oh, no!

Whoa!

Oh! What a bummer!

It looks like young Otto needs a few more years under his belt.

ANNOUNCER: Maybe next time, bro.

[grunts]

That wastotallyweak!

Twist, erase that tape now.

I never want to see it.

You got it, dude.

Hold on.

Not so fast.

OTTO: Just leave me alone, you guys.

Just watch the footage

from this afternoon.

I was there.

I don't need to see it.

Oh, no!

Whoa!

So, what's your point?

Now this is footage from your last surf session...

when you were ten.

Oh, yeah!

So, what's the difference between Otto at ten

and Otto at ?

Oh, Otto at is a total lame-o.

TWISTER: Otto

you love to surf, you love to skateboard

and you love to play hockey, right?

And when you enjoy yourself

you're way better at everything.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Hey, I guess I am.

Oh, yeah.

[chuckles]

But we forgive you

as long are you're ready to hang out with us again.

Hanging out?

Yeah, I think my schedule has room for that.

Whoa, whoa,wait!

[yelling]

[thud]

[Ray grunts]

Ow!

Oh, boy!

The young people always falling down.

I'm okay, I'm okay.

Maybe somebody took the getting-younger thing

a little too far, too.

That's not it.

I am not trying to be younger.

Just trying tofeelyoung...

It's okay, Raymundo.

You're not the only one who wasn't acting his age.

You know what the island sages say:

"You can paint the coconut shell

but you can't change the milk inside."

Point well taken.

So, who's up for heading out to the waves

just to goof around?

[agreeing comments]

[laughing]

Spit it out.

Careful, bro, don't mess up my hair!