04x04 - New Girl In Town/After Shocked

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♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in play position. ♪

♪ We are riders on a mission ♪

♪ Action kids in fun condition. ♪

♪ Prepare to count down. ♪

[exclaims]

Whoa.

[kids cheering]

Wow!

[kids cheer]

Okay, that was sweet,

but check this out.

Savage McTwist.

[kids cheering]

BOTH: Booyah!

Awesome show, bro.

Excuse me.

I ain't no bro, sis.

I... I...

It's just I haven't seen many girls

who board as well as you.

A vintage 's wide ride?

What can I say?

I've been around.

Vintage gear is way cool.

How come I've never seen you before?

Are you new?

And how did you wire that textbook stalefish?

What's with the questions?

[giggles]

Okay, I'll limit my questions to one.

What's your name?

Carla.

I'm Reggie.

Hey, you want to get some grub on at my house?

That's two questions.

[Reggie laughs]

You should come over.

My stepmom's making this awesome Hawaiian dish--

tamarind and poi.

Your mom's cooking those magicians from Las Vegas?

[laughing]

You're coming.

Should we stop by your place on the way?

Uh, no.

I'll meet you later.

I have to take care of some business first.

Sounds interesting.

Yeah, but top secret.

Later, Dave.

Meet you at the Shore Shack...

mystery girl.

[people laughing]

NOELANI: I'm guessing

you like my cooking.

Sure beats what I've been eating.

My mom's cooking.

Should be registered as a lethal w*apon.

You can use her meat loaf as hockey pucks,

her chicken soup will take the rust off a fender,

and the Secret Service

uses her mac and cheese to guard the President.

[laughter]

Sort of like "Chef, boy, is your cooking bad."

[all groan]

No, more like a killa with vanilla.

[laughing]: Oh, Carla.

Next to my weird Uncle Mohito over on the island,

you are the funniest person I ever met.

Yeah.

Did you grow up on a funny farm?

Why? Planning your next vacation?

They're having a two-for-one special

if you want to bring your ego.

[laughter]

Hey, are you new in town, Carla?

What school do you go to?

Favorite color: red; animal: marmoset.

Additional information will be given out

on a need-to-know basis.

[laughter]

Oh, I get it-- you're secretive.

But what I want to know is what are you hiding?

What's with the Sherlock Holmes routine?

Come on, Carla.

Let's blow this interrogation scene.

Later.

Much.

[groans]

Wish I could match Carla's stalefish.

Whoa.

[grunts]

Aw.

"Carla's stalefish is rad."

I know.

You said it times already.

What else do you know about her, Reg-- anything?

She's cool-- what else do I need to know?

Where she lives, maybe.

Twist is my best friend

and I know everything about him.

Dude, you forgot my birthday three years in a row.

Details.

But at least I know you live at Ozone Street.

Ozone Street.

Maybe Carla's personal life is none of our business.

I knew it-- you're all acting like you're friends

and you don't even know her.

Maybe she's on the lam,

whatever that means.

Or she's an actress preparing for a role.

Or maybe she's an American samurai.

Or a princess, in exile.

Or a criminal.

Yeah, for all we know,

she could be an a* m*rder*r.

Aw, you guys need to get some hobbies.

OTTO: Tie score.

This is for the game.

[players grunting]

OTTO: I'm open.

Come on.

Woo-hoo!All right!

Yeah.

CARLA: Good game, Otto.

You just got lucky.

I demand a rematch.

Don't you mean a repeat?

It'd be a pleasure beatingyouagain.

Yeah.

If those moldy skates of yours

don't fall apart before then.

Even with moldy skates, I'll still b*at you, Ottomaton.

[girls laughing]

There she goes again.

No explanations, no nothing.

Just like an a* m*rder*r.

I think we should follow her home

after the scrimmage tomorrow.

No way we're spying on her.

She's my friend.

But how good a friend is she if she doesn't trust you?

We just met.

How much does anyone know about anyone else after a few days?

I think it's because shecan't be trusted.

Otto, what's your beef with Carla?

Is it because she's funnier than you

or because she plays better?

We're trailing Carla with or without you, Reg.

And if we find out something mad gnarly,

you'll be the last to know.

Looks likeIdon't have a choice.

Ready for the b*ating of your life?

No, but I am ready

to score another hat trick

and watch you throw your stick and pout.

[growls]

[Otto grunts]

[players grunting]

Yes!

OTTO: Lucky sh*t.

Could we get back

to the game now?

[yells]

[grunts]

Anyone have some duct tape?

[laughing]

Well, I guess that's it for me.

Oh, quit while the girls are ahead.

I don't think so.

Go home and get another pair.

I'll go with you.

Uh, no.

I'll go alone.

I call a final rematch tomorrow.

Check you later.

Time to put Operation Princess In Exile into action.

Twist, pick up the princess's trail

two blocks south of Madtown.

TWISTER [over radio]: The princess is at the corner of Sanford and Sun.

SAM: Otto, move into position.

I'm on the heels of Her Royal Highness.

I'll see her back to the castle myself.

No, Otto.

We agreed I'm the last leg.

I've got it under control, Reg.

[shouts]

[groans]

My coach has a busted wheel.

The princess needs an escort to the ball.

Whoo.

Gank the glass slipper

and I'm on my way to the royal crib.

[gasps]

Awesome.

REGGIE: Homeless shelter?

SAM [over radio]: HQ to Reg.

Status report requested.

I, uh...

I... I hit a pothole and ragdollied out.

When I got up, the princess was banished from the kingdom.

Get Reg some crutches.

She's lame.

[Otto and Twister laughing over radio]

What you doing?

Giving some stuff to... charity.

I'm proud of you, Reg--

taking pity on someone less fortunate.

Pity?

Carla?

Not even close.

But her skatesaretrashed.

This is a very nice donation.

Sure you don't want to leave your name?

I'm sure.

Thanks, bye.

[gasps]

Hey, uh, small world.

Carla.

This nice girl brought you this.

I got some new gear.

Thought you could use this.

A few days ago you thought my vintage gear was cool.

Now it's not good enough?

But...

Well...

Look where you live.

How do you know where I live anyway?

You followed me.

It was the guys' idea.

I never told them anything.

I went along with it in case things got agro.

I'm sorry.

I was trying to protect you.

Protect me?!

Friends don't spy on friends.

And friends trust each other enough to tell the truth.

Faced.

Double faced.

I don't need new blades.

What I really need... is a friend.

You already got one.

How about I loan you the skates.

We've got a showdown with the guys tomorrow

and we'll never win without our best player.

[both laughing]

So, this big sting operation--

I'm guessing Otto was the mastermind.

Who else?

The Ottomaton will get his.

Oh, yeah.

He is going down.

Otto, Raymundo says to take out the trash

and not in a minute-- now.

[groans]

[laughing evilly]

[gasps]

Help me, Otto!

Help!

She is an a* m*rder*r!

[metal clangs]

[screams]

[both laughing]

BOTH [laughing]; Psych!

[Twister and Sam laughing]

Get him a lollipop.

He's a sucker.

[all but Otto laughing]

[Otto joins in]

REGGIE: Nice one, Carla.

TWISTER: We've definitely got the too-many-shoobie blues.

Man, the shoobie count

is out of control today.

Check out all the heads trying to get into Madtown.

If I had a nickel for every shoobie in town today,

I'd be a millionaire.

This is lame beyond repair.

We can't surf in those shoobie-infested waters,

and I'm not waiting in line to skate Madtown.

This is bunk, bros.

What about hitting Zero Gravity?

We already tried.

Yeah, there's a waiting list

to get on the waiting list to get in.

If you're looking for something to do,

I was thinking about sh**ting a commercial for the Shore Shack.

And I could really use an experienced cameraman

to help me capture the ins and outs

of life behind the counter.

At least it's something to do.

Ugh. Ugh.

I'm Ray Rocket,

owner and operator of the legendary Shore Shack eatery.

In recent years there have been some rumors

about the food quality here at the Shack:

pizzas made with

questionable toppings,

old people losing their dentures

in our french fries.

Tito... Tito, your line.

Cut!

That's a cut, people.

RAY: Tito, what happened out there?

Our new dishwasher, brother.

No more dishpan hands.

Let's go.

The magic hour is upon us.

[rumbling and cracking]

[pelican squawks]

[rumbling]

[giggling]

You going to grow up anytime soon?

Hey, O-Man,

next time wait till her mouth is full.

Your mom get you life insurance for Christmas this year?

Whoa!

Otto, cut it out.

I'm not doing it this time.

Earthquake!

Everyone, duck and cover.

[beachgoers yelling]

No!

I think that's it.

My first California earthquake.

That was awesome.

I've had better.

Hey, where's Tito?

Tito?

Tito!

TITO: Back here, brother!

No need to panic.

I saved her.

This is channel with your quake team coverage.

If you shake your head back and forth really, really fast,

you'll have an idea of how things looked only moments ago.

We're here with seismic expert Howie Shakem.

Howie, be frank.

Is there any hope of rebuilding Ocean Shores?

A couple of bottles of household glue

should repair all the damages.

They said we should buy some glue.

Tito, I think I may have found

a silver lining to this earthquake.

I'm way ahead of you, brother.

Welcome to the Shore Shack.

Can I interest anyone in a quake-plate special?

BOY: Quake-plate special?

Give me two.

Man, this place is a full-blown shoobie shelter.

NEWSCASTER: And I, for one,

am happy to see people evacuating Ocean Shores

and heading safely home as a precaution to more aftershocks.

Hey, Raymundo.

Maybe me and Twist should go check on the house.

Check on the house?

I guess that'd be a good idea.

Yes!

But just check on the house

and come straight back, okay?

Until this thing's over,

I don't want you too far from the Shack.

Sure, Raymundo-- to the house and back.

What are the odds

their trip is going to be

to the house and back?

I wish we thought of it before they did.

Yo, Otto, isn't your house that way?

Bro, what's the rush?

Because that news dude said something about "aftershakes."

He also said something about everyone heading home.

With the streets empty,

we can bust mad all over town

and make the most k*ller video ever.

Unless you'd rather get more footage of Tito

hugging his kitchen appliances.

Otto, this is going to be the video of the century.

Oh, yeah!

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

TWIST: We'll kick it up old school,

progress to some new school,

and just like Monday morning,

end up with some elementary school.

[groans]

Whoa!

Bro, did you catch that?

You sure it's a good idea to be out here?

You're getting once-in-a-lifetime footage.

It's a great idea to be out here.

GIRL: Oh, like, oh, my gosh.

My cup moves like...

RAY: Everybody remain calm.

It was just a mild aftershock.

Smile, Raymundo.

We're now officially broadcasting

our own quake report, live via Webcast.

You are?

Right now?

Everybody, just remember our saying here

at the Shore Shack:

"Nothing takes the edge off a quake

like a nice refreshing Shore Shake."

That's Ray Rocket's Shore Shack,

located in the heart of Ocean Shores.

Who ordered the ham sandwich?

[both giggling]

REGGIE: Good one.

WOMAN: Move it along, folks.

You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

And keep it going towards the exit.

They're clearing the place.

ANNOUNCER: Hey, I saw you.

Yeah, what a bummer.

Where you going?

Zero Gravity is that way.

Dude, we can't get in.

Twister, Twister-- so much to learn.

We can get in by getting out.

Just walk backwards.

It looks like we're leaving, too.

Genius, brother man.

BOTH: Woogity, woogity, woogity.

[alarm buzzing]

Yeah, sweet!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[mechanical whirring]

Whoa!

Off the hook.

So I'm feet out on the north shore

clinging onto what's left of my surfboard

when out of the corner of my eye

I see what can only be described as the perfect storm.

The wave headed my way was feet high if it was a foot.

So, what happened?

Come on down to Ray's Shore Shack

if you want to hear how this one turned out.

Say, Reg, have you seen Otto and Twister lately?

Yup.

And coming up later, our pals Otto and Twister

get the bust of a lifetime when Raymundo catches them

sneaking back from a forbidden session.

We better head back soon.

If Raymundo notices how long we've been gone,

well, wearegone.

Cool by me-- I've got footage to burn.

Whoa!

[rumbling]

OTTO: Whoa!

Let's get out of here.

[electricity crackling]

Let's bolt.

[mechanical whirring]

[switch clicks]

OTTO: I can barely see anything.

TWISTER: How are we going to

get out of here?

Chillax, bro.

Just follow me.

Oh, man!

This is the third time

we've ended up at the exact same dead end.

I know.

You got us totally lost.

I did?

What happened to

"Chillax, bro-- follow me."

Look, this is no time to throw blame around,

especially when it's aimed at me.

Oh, man.

Stuck in Zero Gravity Zone.

And it's a bad thing.

If only we had a map

or some way to retrace our steps.

Wait a minute-- I've been recording all day.

Yeah?

All through Zero Gravity.

Yeah, yeah?

So maybe if we watch the footage in reverse,

we could somehow use it to retrace our steps.

That's actually a great idea.

[crash]

Dude, ideas hurt.

Yes! Yes!

Hey, Reg-- has Raymundo noticed

how long we've been gone?

It's been so crazy here, he forgot you were gone.

Oh, yeah.

Wait till you see the footage we got--

the sweetest stuff.

RAY: There you are.

This is the guy I was telling you about.

He videotaped the entire earthquake.

Oh, wait!

If you use this on the air,

you will mention the Shore Shack, right?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

Ha, ha-- yes!

[laughing]

Let me guess.

The footage you wanted me to see was on that tape?

Dude.

Yeah, I know.

We're dead.

No one was hurt

and damage was minimal in yesterday's quake.

But of course there's always an ugly side.

Two local boys took advantage of the event

to sneak into a skate park

and thrash with reckless abandon.

Breaking and entering

after a major catastrophe is bad enough,

but to tape themselves

and then hand us the footage...

[both laugh]

what morons.

[newscasters laughing]

I get more upset every time I see it.

Yeah, but look at it this way, brother.

Now instead of only one new dishwasher,

we have three.

It was still worth it, bro.

Get him a lollipop.

He's a sucker!