03x04 - Contagious Blastments

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ROCK MUSIC

No way.

MUNTER: Aurora! ]

CRASH!

You love this piece of sh*t?!

I'm sorry, Ty.

Will you marry me?

sh*t, yeah.

BOTH LAUGH

The cops are gonna
bust his crippled arse.

How do you know that?

Cos I do.

You told them?!

HORN HONKS

(CRIES)

ROCK MUSIC

What do you want?
We're here to help with
the funeral arrangements.

Damn you and your family.

No, we just wanna help
in any way we can.

Haven't you done enough?

Isn't it enough that your son
k*lled my beautiful girl?

It was a bus that
k*lled your daughter.

He may as well have been driving it.

[ May as well have pulled a trigger.
Bullshit!

[ He called the cops on Tyson.
Piss off!

That's why she was riding that bike.
Because of him, your bastard son.

Because he called the cops.

Van wouldn't do that.
He did it.

He did. I know cos she told me.

I know cos the cops were raiding
my place at in the morning.

Like you'd tell the truth.
What?

I'm here for my family,

because we want to come
to Aurora's funeral.

Well, f*ck you, Cheryl West.
Hey!

Get your arse out of here, shitbag.

Look, I loved Aurora. We all did.
And no one's gonna stop us paying
our respects.

It's a private service. You
won't get no details from me.

And if you do turn up,
you'll bloody pay for it.

Look forward to it.

HELLO SAILOR'S 'GUTTER BLACK'

♪ Lying in the gutter,

♪ I cut the cord from my mother.

♪ She pat me on the head and said,

♪ 'Go to sea, boy.
Get to sea, man.'

♪ My luck in the gutter black.

♪ I guess I'm running back...

♪ ...to you.

♪ You in my brain.
You in my heart. ♪

Ooh. Ooh.

Say it.
(LAUGHS)

Ooh.
Argh!

'Stairway is the best song.'

LAUGHS: Stairway...

Stairway is...

Ow!

It's a way-too-long song.

Argh! It's what DJs play when
they want to go for a crap.

You can't slag my song!

You said that my song
was a dumb-arse song.

Yeah, that's cos it is.

Stairway's a real song. It's the
mother of all songs. It's the song
I want at my funeral.

Really?
Yeah.

Yeah, cos it's, you know, it's about
heaven and... and how you get there,
and sh*t.

You think that heaven...

is up some stairs?

It might be there.

It's, uh,... it's
really hot in heaven.

(LAUGHS) And it’s kind of wet too.

Ohhh. You better come in
there, don't you think?

Ohhh. Choice.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Your mum says you can have the
beer, but only with the toast.

It's not real, man.

It's wholegrain with Vegemite.

Doesn't feel like she's gone.

[ It just doesn't.

There's gonna be a funeral, bro.

No proof of that.

They put a notice in the paper. It
wouldn't happen if she wasn't gone.

No one's seen her.

You don't see dead people
unless it's a movie.

What if they're hiding her,
like, to keep her away from me?

OK. Maybe you can have the
beer without the toast.

CAN OPENS

Oh, it’s crap. Van wouldn't.
Wests don't dob — ever.

Why don't they?
Cos they don't.

'Course they don't.
Well, somebody must have.

It wasn't a secret that
Tyson ran a tinny house.

Could have been anyone.

Pam is not telling me my son is a
nark. Nobody's going to stop him
from going to that funeral.

Well, he don't even
believe she's dead.

What?!
He didn't see it, he don't believe.

Oh God. Wacko.

Can be hard. I nipped out to check
the . at Trentham. When I come
back, Rita was gone.

Wasn't till I saw her laid out
that I knew she wasn't kidding.

OK, so we take him to see her.

What?

He sees her on the slab,
he knows she's dead.

You can't crash a funeral home,
even if we knew where she was.

He's her fiance. He's got the right.

He's not her— He's not her next
of kin. Not legally, Grandpa.

Oh, trust you to go
all tight-butt on it.

And you'd seriously break
into a funeral home?

It's this concept called loyalty.

Like you give a sh*t.

You might not have to break in.

What?

I could maybe find her.

If that's what you guys want.

Hey, my darling.

I’ve got to go out for a bit, but
I've got some news. You can go see
Aurora.

You found her?
Mm. Hayden did.

She hardly knows him.

Well, Hayden runs old
folks' homes, you know,

and he has certain connections with
other businesses — undertakers.

That's where she's hiding?

Van, she's not.

Undertakers.

That's a good place to hide.

Thanks, mate.

OK. It's cool with Terry. Just don't
be too long. It's down there. It's
the second on the right.

And no weird stuff, OK?

POIGNANT MUSIC

WHISPERS: Aurora.

Oh.

Aurora.

TINKLING MUSIC

I used to think heaven would be real
boring because of all those angels
and harps.

Mm. ]

Oh, it's way more fun.

See, I reckon...

that it's like Asgard.

Yeah.

Is that in the South Island?

It's wherever you want it to be.

Oh.

Anyways, you're not gonna die,
cos I'm not gonna let you.

WHISPERS: Hey.

You gotta know...

I didn't mean it.

Aurora.

None of it.

Tell me you know.

Tell me you know.

Aurora.

Aurora!

Tell me you f*cking know!

Aurora!

What you doing, man?

Nothing.

(SOBS)

She's dead, Munt.

Yeah, she is.

sh*t. Poor bastard. I wish I could—

Yeah, I know.

I shouldn't even be
in this place — not now.

These are the cop statements
about the as*ault thing.

What?!

Sh— She says you punched her.

Lying tart. I'll bloody punch
Monica if I get the chance. Jesus!

My lawyer’s gonna call you
about going over your statement.

Martin, yeah. Is he any good?

He's off the list. He'll do.

What does that mean?

Means I can't afford top
drawer for a minor charge.

It's not minor if it keeps you here.

Cheryl, I'd like to keep
my lawyer for two minutes.

Well, I'm not gonna shout
at him, or anything.

Swearing?

Hell, no.

God, I miss you.

Not for much longer.

You're .

You must get asked
in pubs all the time.

Um, yeah, I do take ID with me.

Previous court experience?

Uh, a bit — mostly traffic.

Conversion, careless use, DIC?

You know the technical terms.

I've got kids.
What was your last case?

Uh, stationary vehicle.
It was quite a tricky one.

Parking?!

With respect, you're a witness,
so if we can just run through your
statement, I can get on with this.

Well, Monica...

is a lying cow.

That's for the court to decide.

How will they work it when her
cop mates back her up? This is
harassment.

This is misuse of police power.

I don't think that's an
argument I'll be running.

(SCOFFS) Why the hell not?

Well, technically,
an as*ault did take place.

Which means he's guilty?

We'll argue it, of course,
if there's grounds.

You think this is a loser.

There's always a plea in mitigation.
No previous convictions, long
service.

No. You're off the case as of now.
You can't do that.

I can. If you don't believe me, I'll
show you the meaning of as*ault.

Are you threatening me?

Are you thick? A plea in mitigation
means he is still inside.

That is not what
we're hiring you for.

Loretta.
I'll have to speak to my client.

Say what you like, you're
off the case. Hi, Hon.

Honestly, she's such a lovely person,
but she's got a lot going on —

a funeral with dr*gs, lesbians,
gangs. It's a whole heap of sh*t
that is so not her fault.

OK, I'm on my way.

OK, we’ve got a private service
at the funeral home at pm.

OK. That's where we'll be.

Whoa. Hang on. Just back up here.
You're going to crash a funeral?

Yeah.

No. Terry doesn't
need all that aggro.

You always were a p*ssy
when you weren't a n*zi.

Well, what happens after that?

Interment — Waikumete at .
It's private, security guards.

OK. We'll go there.

What's interment?

It's the bit, you know, when they
put the coffin in the ground.

What, they're burying her?

[ In a coffin?

Yeah, it kind of goes with
the interment territory.

No, they can't.

Well, they can.

No, she'll be shut in.
Sh-Sh-She hates that.

And then worms will come
and-and-and her flesh will rot.

That’s what happens with bodies.

Van, it's a natural process. It’s
like compost, and Aurora was really
into compost and recycling.

No way.
She used to make us put bottles out.

They can't do this.
You've got to stop them.

You. You know the guy — the funeral
guy. You gotta talk to him.

There's a limit to what I can do.

You're useless!

Got that right.
Mate.

None of youse f*cking get it.

Van.

He's lost it.

We'll have to take care
of it, then, won't we?

RACING ON TV

Not seeming all that friendly.

Get a good eyeful. And sit on that.
Ted.

Wasn't us who called the cops on
that piece of gobshite. Not my
grandson.

Like to know who did do it.

My deep condolences, Ted, very
deep, to you and your family.

Thanks.

The dr*gs, they're very bad for our
kids, huh? You know my nephews, the
ones who work for me,

all the time, whacked off their
heads cos of those Tyson-type drug
dealers.

You told them?!

I don't tell the
police about my family.

Someone talked. But it won't
stop us having a funeral.

If you need anything,
just let me know.

And because of my sympathy,
Mrs Falani will make a big pot of
chop suey because I tell her to.

Your nephews, are they big?

Enormous. Working out all the time.

Could be handy, then.

CELLPHONE BEEPS
Who's that?

Van.

Better go see what he wants.

Yeah, better.

POIGNANT MUSIC

ENGINE REVS

Your car poked?

I just need a van, that's all.

What for?

Some stuff I gotta do for Aurora.

I can't do it on my own.

ENGINE STARTS

Do you want to do a bit of fishing?

Why would she want me to go fishing?

There, that's a good one.

This one.
It's a dunger. I'm not going out in
that piece of sh*t, even for Aurora.

You don't have to.

Then why do we need all this sh*t?

Cos we do.

Far. We burning down Tyson's
house, or something?

I've just got to do this!

The way she wanted, OK?

OK.

This ain't cool, man.
It's no sweat.

No one's dumb enough to break
into a place with dead people,

except some emo who gets off on
dead people. You ain't gonna—?

What?
CRASH!

We're in.

sh*t!
Come on.

I don't wanna!
It's for her.

You want me to do this, you better
tell me what the f*ck's going on.

OK.

She had this thing

about how it should be.

I'd make it so you were like the
princess in the story who had that
glass coffin

so the dwarves could
keep perving at her.

No way. Not me.

Why not? You're as hot as her.

I can't be in a coffin
or shut up in the ground.

No. No, it's like with the wedding,
you know — the air and the... the
trees. It's like the Vikings.

What about them, again?

They didn't have churches. They just
did their thing out in the air.

What if it rained?

They didn't care. They just
had to be open to nature.

You know, sailing off to Asgard,
their spirits floating with the
flames.

You see?

No walls, man.
She can't be in no box.

You gotta help me get her out.
I can't touch her.

She's not some vampire.

It's tapu.

You're not into that sh*t.

Doesn't matter if you're into it.
It'll still bite you on the arse.

Then I'll get bit too.

But you're not Maori. ]

Well, that's r*cist.
No, it's not.

An arse-biting rule should
be one bite for everyone.

Look, I'm not touching
a dead body, OK?

Munt!

OK. Just help me lift her.

[ Please, bro.

You're my best man.

Doesn't that mean sh*t to you?

(GRUNTS)

Whoever told those cops,
he'll suffer for it.

What if it was Van?

He wouldn't. Wests never dob.
They know the consequences.

Isn't that just a story?

A curse is not a story.

Yeah, yeah. Crushed by the coal
truck; married to the Irish poofter;
withered from polio;

so poor, they ate the glaze off the
plates — because someone dobbed.

Oh, and Great Uncle Luther got
to for the Reefton Post Office.

You took it all in.

Grandpa, other people got bedtime
stories like Goldilocks and Peter
Rabbit.

We got the curse of the Wests.

Peter Rabbit didn't
end well, either.

You can't fire
someone else's lawyer.

He wasn't a lawyer's butthole.

I need someone who can win.
Well, that's up to Judd.

You'd like it if he stayed inside.
That's not the point.

Look, you must know someone.

Maybe.
KNOCK ON DOOR

Someone who can kick legal arse.

Look, Mum, get real, all right? The
big g*ns, they're expensive — out of
your league.

I don't care.

Am I, uh, interrupting?

No. No, no. Mum was just leaving.

A couple of names is all I need.

Cheryl West, I presume.

You must be Gary, the builder.

Yeah, done a job or two.

Right. Yeah.

Thanks. Excuse me.

Oh, Mum. One second.

Um,... how's Van?

He's gone off. With Munter, I hope.

All right, well, um,
I'll see you tomorrow.

OK. pm, Waikumete.

Don't wear anything you don't want
ruined. Nice to meet you, Gary.

Likewise.

JAZZ MUSIC

Come on. Your arse is
tapued already, so do it.

I don't get it, this Viking sh*t.

She liked them, the Vikings.

Why? Cos they were like heavy metal?

Cos of their beliefs.
She knew heaps about that.

Even though she didn't get School C,
she knew heaps about lots of stuff.

They put their dead on the boat
and they set them on fire.

But they light them at sunset,
and then if the flames matched
the sunset,

it meant that person
had led a good life.

That wouldn't be a problem for you.
Hmm.

Hey, what's this?

OPSHOP'S 'NO ORDINARY THING' PLAYS

That's my song.
Is it?

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

It's still a piece of sh*t.

Nah. You liked it just then.

No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.

I didn't.
You did.

I didn't.

Yes, you did! (LAUGHS)

Should have been sunset.

Betcha Vikings had bigger boats.

You don't know.

It's not enough wood.
I've got petrol.

It's gonna take a lot of heat. Even
with a real big roast on a barbie,
it takes a lot to cook it.

She's not a barbie.

You're gonna burn her, but you ain't
no Viking and this ain't no Viking
funeral.

I'm doing what she wanted!

So you keep f*cking saying.

It's what she wanted.

What she wanted was not to be dead.

Oh, f*ck.
What is it?

Oh, f*ck.
What is it?

That's not her!
It's some old brown dude!

It was the same room.
We stole the wrong f*cking body!

It was the same room.

I was tapued already.
Now I'm screwed!

It's OK.

It’s OK.

How can you say anything's OK?

It’s OK.

We put him back. We put him back
exactly where we found him when we
go to get Aurora.

Nah. Enough, man. I'm not burning no
body. Not for you, not for anyone!

I have to!

I gotta make up for what I did.

It was you who called
the cops, wasn't it?

So what if I did?

Well, if you're so proud,
why didn't you tell no one?

Piss off.

Look, this don't make it right.
This don't make it better.

This don't stop you from being the
dickhead who took something good and
stamped it into nothing!

f*ck you!

I was trying to help!

I don't need your f*cking help!

Go to hell.

sh*t.

I can't believe you let him
break in here and do this.

I've gotta clean up, man.

What?! Oh, yeah, great (!)
Bye. Have a lovely wash (!)

Your bloody brother. I went
out on a limb with Terry.

He's upset.
He's deranged, more like it,
and mental. And he's an idiot!

He's not an idiot.
Oh, you call him that all the time.

He's my brother. You don't say that.

Not this West code of f*cking
honour. And what are we gonna do
tomorrow?

Oh yeah, that's right. Great (!)
We're going to crash a g*ng funeral.

Is that what you think?

It's a disaster waiting to happen.

Well, if that's the way
you feel, don't come!

You can just piss off!

CELLPHONE RINGS

Hello?
JUDD: Hi. I just got a
message from my lawyer —

that is, my ex-lawyer.
Threats of v*olence, apparently.

Well, you're better off without him.

Have you got something against the
entire legal profession, or just
ones that work for me?

No, I'll get you a
lawyer — a proper one.
Cheryl.

No, listen. I need you out. I want
you out. So I can't have maybes.

You know, if you're in someone's
corner, it's not half-arsed. You
back them up all the way.

OK.

How's Van?

Not too good.

sh*t.

Well, you have a good day, OK?
And don't get into too much trouble.

Only if I have to.

Where's your fancy man?

Not coming.

You know who your friends are
when the chips are down.

Hey, Loretta, can you get Van up?

Hi, doll.

Mwah. Ted gave me this.
Great (!)

I'm prepared. We'll knock
a few bikies for six.

Ted, we just want to get in there.
We don't want to do any damage.

You think so, after what they
said about me and my grandson?

Van's not in his room.

Well, is he in the bathroom?

I don't think he came
home last night.

Oh. Um,...

OK. Uh, I'll text Munter.

I don't think that's gonna help.

GENTLE MUSIC

(SIGHS)

Hey.

Hey, bro.

It's just me.

I didn't know where
else to go, all right?

It's... It's all right.
Really, it's fine.

Do you want this?

We should, uh, get you home, eh?
Get you cleaned up. I'll drive you.

I can't go home, Jed. I did it.

Did what?

I dobbed him —

Tyson — to the cops.

There was this sh*t in my head,
and I had to get him.

I told her.

She went there.

She must have tried to take the
dack. And that's why she— (SOBS)

You hate me.
What?

Just leave me alone!

OK.

(SOBS)

I don't hate you, man.

I can't go home.

He didn't.

He wouldn't!

He did.

It could have been Falani, anyone.
[ It wasn't.

Oh sh*t.

Van doesn't want to come home
because of it. I've told him
that's crap.

My oath it is.
[ Grandpa!

He's a dobber. He won't come
back into this house, not ever!

Who was the last family member who
dobbed? Your precious Wolf. You
didn't kick him out.

Didn't come back here, did he?
He went inside, took his punishment.

Jesus, Ted!
And he was defending what
was his, what was right!

What makes you think Van wasn't?

Aurora wasn't on with Tyson.

Checking, were you?

She was a lovely girl —
like an angel.

Oh God, you can be blind.

And you'd know all about it —
adultery and slutty knickers.

Oh, shut up, Ted.

Are we going to the funeral?

I gotta sort this first.
I'll come.

No. No, I'll manage.

RACING ON TV

You've got a bloody nerve.

My son, he did call the cops,
but he had a reason for it.

He thought that you had a thing
for his girl and wanted her back.

Maybe.
Maybe?! Maybe not,
is what I need to know.

You leave him alone.
She was with you every day,

looking after your every need. You
telling me you didn't try it on?
Get out of here!

Were you on with her? You've gotta
tell me. I know that she cared about
you.

She cared about you a great
deal, cos she told me.

She wouldn't.

She wouldn't!

And I tried to tell her
how I'd treat her good,

but she only wanted him. Fuckwit!
And this is how he f*cking repays
her!

Well, he wasn't dealing dr*gs, was
he? And he didn't make her get on
that bike, did he?

You did, to save your
precious f*ckin' stash.

And at o'clock in the morning,
when the cops raided your place, you
were in the clear because of that.

(SOBS)

Make you feel better,
does it, blaming him?
No, it doesn't.

(CRIES)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for Van's part in this,
any of this. I'm sorry.

And I feel for you, and your loss,
because no one should ever have to
lose a child, not in any way.

And we won't be bothering
you at the funeral today.

(CRIES)

Come home, love. Come on.

Van, do you believe the ramblings
of a superstitious old man?

He's right.

Van,

you did what you did,
but it was an accident.

It was. And now you gotta
come home and front up.

Be bad if I do.

Be worse if you don't.

And I'm your mother,
so you do what I tell you.

Come on. Get up. Come on.

Don't you say a bloody word.

I don't talk to the damned.

I've made tea and coffee.
And tea and... coffee.

Loretta, can you get down to the
supermarket, and, uh, somebody find
Munter.

Text him.

He's turned his phone off.
He was going to think.

Where?
In his thinking spot, you know.

MIRIAM CLANCY'S 'SOLEMN BRIGADE'

Hey!

Hey, Kasey.

I've got a message from Cheryl.

♪ It's a solemn brigade,

♪ leaving the home
that we've made.

♪ Got me a dress. ♪

This is where you think?

Sometimes.

It's OK that I'm here?

Sure.

It's a real nice spot for thinking.

Do you know any karakia?

That's a prayer, not a band?

Yeah.

Um...

Our Father, which art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

Will that do?

Cheers.

Cheryl wants you home.

I can't go to their place right now.
Not you too.

I saw how he was going all crazy
and jealous. Then he called me gay.

Are you gay?
No, I'm not. He said
it to piss me off.

But if I'd stopped him, you know,
just followed him and stopped him—

Oh, look!

You're the best mate a
guy ever had, all right?

Yeah?

I wish I had a friend like you.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Cheryl says we gotta do a
send-off for Aurora at home.

What happened to Waikumete?

They know what Van did.

But Cheryl says we gotta make
it good for him, anyways.

OK.

I might need a hand.

Oh, hi, gorgeous.
This is so terrible.

Yeah. Thanks.
Mum, I think something's burning.

What? Oh, hold on a minute.

Ugh!

sh*t! Ow! sh*t!

Gidday.

Hello. Um, what are—
what are you doing here?

Well, I heard from Jethro there was
a bit of a wake. I wanted to pay my
respects.

I-I didn't know that you
even liked Van that much.

He's honest, decent, had wedding
plans. I admire that in a man.

Yeah. Yeah.
Can I slap these on for you?

Yeah. The barbie's
out there. Thanks.

I found him. I found him.

Oh, Munter, am I glad to see you.

Hey.

OK, Munter, we really gotta
pull this together, OK?

I'm on the case, Mrs West.

Good. Good.

[ Hey, dude.

Your mum says you have to get
ready, so you have to get ready.

Come on, bro.

Come on, man.

PEOPLE CHATTER

Who's that? He's cute.

It's a wake, Rochelle.
So?

We're grieving here —
really grieving.

Death's probably the number-one
aphrodisiac, in my experience.

Oh, that is so awful.

Can I help it if it's true?

Sausage roll?

Oh, you should have some chop suey.
It's very good. Made by my wife,
after much complaining.

You reject this fine chop suey?

What happened to you?
I could ask the same thing.

pm, Waikumete. Yeah,
I'm the only bastard there.

You went?
Yep. Took a golf club as well.

(LAUGHS)

But I still got done over by a
big m*therf*cker on the gate.

(LAUGHS)

Doesn't feel that bloody
funny, I can tell you.

There was a change of plan.

Sausage roll?

(SIGHS)

You're such a bitch
to love, you know that?

POIGNANT MUSIC

Go get your Grandpa.
Use force if you have to.

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

If he's not punished, he'll
bear the fruit. We all will.

Grandpa.

There are rules for a reason.

They're not, like, actual,
real-life rules, Grandpa.

They're West rules.

Never burgle on a full moon?

It's light. You get seen.

Never hide money where
a dog can find it?

If a dog can get it, any
bugger with a shovel can.

Don't drink absinthe,
even on a full stomach?

Disgusting stuff. Makes you sick.

I was fine.

He's bad luck from now on.
That's a fact. He's cursed.

Look, Grandpa!

What does it matter about some
sh*t that happened in ?

What?
All that crap with the
polio and the poofter.

That was my sister — .

You were there?
Too right I was.

Oh my—

You were the dobber? You dobbed in
your own uncle? How could you do
that?

He was a sh*t, Luther. b*at me
auntie, and he owed me money.

But he set the curse, and it rained
down like sh*t from a cracked
toilet.

My own little sister — polio,
then knocked up to an Irish poofter.

Well, too bad.
What?

Too bad, Grandpa. You stand by
your family, or you're nothing.

You told me that.

And if you don't come with me
now, I will use this to make you.

You know nothing about cricket.

BARBECUE SIZZLES

Sausage?
What? Oh. (LAUGHS)
You burn them like a pro.

Yeah. Thanks.

Look, I don't want
to be inappropriate,

but I gather you need a
good bloke right about now.

A lawyer who's not a fuckwit.
They're hard to find, I know,
but here's your man.

He's a pit bull, and charges like a
wounded one. If you need help with
that, let me know.

What?
Cash. If you need any,
I could probably help.

I couldn't—
Look, I'd expect it back.
I'm not Santa.

But, you know, there's no
pressure on the repayments.

Well,...

you're very kind.

No rush, Cheryl. You got
plenty to deal with here.

Yep. Yeah, thanks.

Hey, uh, would you excuse me?

Hey. You're on.

Yeah?

Yeah, well,... a while ago, Van
asked me to be his best man, so I've
been thinking about that.

See, I've been around since Chris
Amon Primary, when Van first met
Aurora.

[ I was there the first time he
pinged her bra strap, and when they
had their first pash.

I had to be lookout so Mrs Wesley
wouldn't catch them. She had eyes
in the back of her head.

(LAUGHS)

And, well, they kind of drifted
apart there for a while, Van and
Aurora,

until the Hoochie Girl contest,
where Aurora, she come third,

which was a respectable placing
given the hotness of the chicks.

But that was it, you know, for my
best mate — that was the woman he
loved.

And he braved the freezer and the
bikie bastards to get that woman.
That's how much he loved her.

And that's something that makes
me feel humble, that love.

So I'd like youse
to charge your glasses.

But, yeah,...

Aurora, wherever she is, she knows
how far Van was willing to go for
her,

to get her spirit to
fly in a Viking way.

So we're gonna do that now. Light
the flame. Cos she was a choice
chick, eh?

The best.

We love you, man.

[ Just like we know you loved her.

Let her fly.

Here comes the first disaster.

(MOUTHS)

You don't know it all, old man.

To Aurora!
ALL: To Aurora!

What you said was amazing.

It was just stuff —
my best man's speech.

I see you in a whole
different light —

spiritual.

You are amazing.

You are so amazing.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Some chicks, puts them off.

No.

You inspire me.

Hello.

Hey, Mrs West.

Hey, Cheryl.

Hey, Kase.

Go for it. Go on.

LORETTA: Come on. ]

Hello?

I need this. I need it.

KNOCK ON DOOR. ]
Hello? ]

Can't a person grieve
in peace around here?

Do it now!

Are you sure?

Didn't I just say so?

(MOANS PASSIONATELY)

No injuries? I'm amazed.

Just a big scorch mark on the lawn.
Oh, and I got you a lawyer.

What, at a wake?

Mm. There's no end to my powers.

You think you could use
your powers over the phone?

Play your cards right.

Just my cards?

[ KNOCK AT DOOR
sh*t.

Yeah, I gotta go. There's a very big
guy who wants to use the phone.
I love you.

I love you too.
KNOCKING CONTINUES

PASCALLE: Hey!

This is just great (!) I get to the
airport, spend hours being sniffed
by beagles

and Customs people, and treated like
I'm some kind of t*rror1st just
because I had a mango in my bag.

Then no one's there to meet me, and
it's a million dollars for a cab,
and all your phones are off.

Now I see why you didn't care.

My own mother is too busy getting
rat-arsed at a big piss-up. It's not
even anyone's birthday.

What?
LAUGHS: Nothing. Nothing.

I don't see what's funny.

(LAUGHS)

KASEY MOANS PASSIONATELY

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS)

OPSHOP'S 'NO ORDINARY THING'

♪ I know it's not working.

♪ Knowledge will capture
comfort one day.

What's this crap?

All right, I know I'm buggered.

Only the start of your punishment.
Won't end here, Sonny Jim.

Bring it on.

Bring it all on.

♪ Cos, my love,

♪ this is no ordinary thing,

♪ my love.

♪ My love.

♪ My love,

♪ this is no ordinary thing.

♪ No,

♪ no ordinary thing.

♪ I wanted to hold you,

♪ hold you,

♪ but here we are. ♪