01x15 - Campfire Follies/Full Moon Mayhem

[bunniefuu]

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ Three! ♪

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♪ Three! ♪

♪ One, two, three! ♪

Ah!

Welcome to camp, students.

[all scream and laugh]

Everyone please make sure

to set up your tents

before it gets too dark!

That goes you as well,

Herby, Kirbie and Burt!

Ah, very well, I'll just do it

the old fashioned way.

Ooh!

This campsite looks great!

But it just doesn't feel right

without Colonel Cork.

Well, someone had to

keep an eye on the Academy.

Stop worrying

and start having fun.

It's camp.

Anything can happen!

[bird squawks]

[sighs]

♪ And that is how

his butt ♪

♪ became his face. ♪

♪ And it breathed

stinky vengeance ♪

♪ all over ♪

♪ the place. ♪

[Donnie chuckles]

Oh c'mon Donnie.

Butt-faced monsters

don't exist.

Of course not...

in these woods.

There are way more

ghastly beasts here.

Abominations so hungry,

they wait

for campers like us

to go to sleep...

And then rawr!

They att*ck!

[all scream]

Oh yeah.

Might as well baste ourselves

in barbecue sauce

because we're

nothing but a bunch

of walking hors

d'oeuvres.

And maybe you're all

just a bunch of chickens.

And monsters

love chickens.

[clucks]

Nom nom nom!

Especially during

a full moon!

[chuckles]

[♪♪♪]

[all scream]

Did you say full moon?

You never mentioned

there'd be a full moon

this trip, Professor.

Why would I?

Because, creatures-

I mean uh, students,

act irrationally

under a full moon!

I can assure you

there is no scientific proof

behind that

urban legend-

[distant howling]

It's just

a regular old howl.

[louder howling]

But that's no

regular old howl!

[screams]

Everyone onto

the bus immediately!

Uh, yes.

Better safe

than sorry.

[all screaming]

[all screaming]

Dumples? Dumples!

Come to papa, Dumps!

[♪♪♪]

[panting]

There you are

my precious.

Come now,

we're leaving.

Maybe not.

I can't find

the keys to the bus.

What?

Everyone out of the bus!

Search the site immediately!

[all scream]

[♪♪♪]

[screams]

[growls]

Uh well

they're not here.

Then they must be...

out there.

[♪♪♪]

Students,

while we search for the keys,

do not set foot

outside the camp site.

[shudders]

[all shuddering]

[sniffs]

What's that smell?

No monster's gonna eat

a garbage smelling Burt.

Ha, unless it's

a garbage monster!

[screams]

Man, this is too easy.

I'm gonna have a nap.

Do not disturb, pleebs.

[laughs]

[frantic grunting]

Gotta get this

garbage off me.

Please say there's

no pinecone monster!

I mean...

um... pfft.

Not that I'm scared.

[chuckles]

No way.

It's okay to be

scared, Burt.

I said I'm not scared.

Okay, fine.

You're not.

Well, yeah.

'Cause would a scared

person do this?

O-lalalala!

[both gasp]

Skillsworthy said

not to do that!

I think he just meant that

for you chickens.

Hey!

I'm no chicken.

Oh yeah?

Well, prove it.

Or are you too,

quack quack quack.

Uh...

That's a duck, Burt.

But check this out!

[gasps]

Herby!

Let's just stay here and wait

for them to get back, okay?

Hmm?

That sounds like something

a chicken would say.

[clucks]



[quacks]

Fine.

Might as well help look

for the keys in the woods!

Whoa.

This just got real.

Hey, are we gonna

sit here and lay eggs

or are we gonna

find those keys?

[creepy breathing]

Oh...

First the full moon

and now the keys are missing.

What else

could go wrong?

[whimpers]

Oh no!

For the love

of Piddle-poop.

A double full moon?

[barks]

Dumples, no!

[sighs]

This is like looking for

a needle in a haystack.

Yeah, or a set of keys

in a forest.

Does anyone even

know where we are?

I do.

We are lost in the woods.

But I'm not scared.

Yeah!

Me neither.

I don't even know what

this word scarr-red means.

[gasps]

[all scream]

[all scream]

[panting]

Huh.

I guess we weren't

as lost as we thought.

Okay, there's definitely

a monster in the woods.

What do we do?

Play hide and no seek?

Skillsworthy and Mybad

will be back soon

with the keys.

I think...

[gulps]

[♪♪♪]

[shuddering]

[screams]

I'm certain as science

that Skillsworthy

was the one that

misplaced those keys.

[impact grunt]

[screams]

Oh boy.

Simmer down Professor...

a graveyard?

Huh.

I supposed that's why

this place is called

Camp Graveyard.

[gasps]

President Skillsworthy?

Is that you?

Why are you wearing

that silly mask?

And why are you

stalking towards me

like I'm your lunch?

And why aren't you talking

so that I can verify it's you

by the sound

of your voice?

[shudders]

[screams]

[roars and growls]

What if the monster

took the keys

so we'd have no

way to escape?

Of course!

And now it's hunting

us one-by-one.

It'll probably

save me for dessert!

No, I'll be dessert

because I'm a sweetie!

No one's gonna be

anything's appetizer,

main course

or dessert, okay?

[roars and growls]

[roars and screams]

[roars and screams]

[roars and growls]

[all scream]

[roars and screams]

[growling]

[screaming]

What do you want from us?

Ahh, oof!

Ow!

Donnie?

Oh darn. Busted!

[laughs]

And boy were you scared!

Well duh!

Why would you

do that to us?

We're camping.

That's exactly

what you do.

You scare each other.

It's camp law.

And it's Academy law

that states

you're getting

two weeks detention.

Shoulda seen

that coming...

But so worth it.

Now hand over the keys.

Keys?

I don't have them.

And I don't have time

for any more of your games.

Okay, yes

I scared everyone

and real good too.

But I didn't

take the keys.

[keys jiggling]

Wait.

What was that noise?

You, give me five

standing jumps.

[keys jiggling]

Burt, are the bus keys

in your...

tummy?

If they are,

beats me how they got there.

[whistling]

[whistling]

[munching sounds]

Oops.

Burt!

Not to worry.

I'm very regular.

You should have them

back by morning...

Unless I eat

too much cheese.

[chomps]

Burt!



What?

Oh, yeah.

[nervous giggles]

Sorry.

[♪♪♪]

Ahem!

Well,

we have no choice

but to stay

until the keys are...

returned.

Best behavior students!

[distant growling]

[screaming]

[♪♪♪]

Wow.

This has been one crazy

school camping trip,

eh Kirbs?

Totally, Herb.

Speaking of which, Burt,

how could you

eat the bus keys?

It was an accident.

A crunchy,

tooth-cracking accident.

And I can't believe

Donnie convinced us

there was a monster

in the woods-

[roars]

[all scream]

[cackles]

Oh what,

this old thing?

[laughs]

Gotcha again!

Stop scaring us!

Aw so close!

You almost made

me poop the keys.

[farting and keys jiggling]

[gurgling]

Yup, they're

definitely lower.

That's ok, take your

time with those,

'cause I'm gonna be going

for a little moonlight swim.

Later scaredy cats.

♪ Oh, it's good

to be Donnie ♪

♪ He's number one,

number one on the list... ♪

[sighs]

Time to chill by the fire

and enjoy the calm,

screamless night.

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Ow...

[gasps]

What happened?

Something's out there,

in the woods!

It wedgied Jim!

And I bet this

something is Donnie.

That guy

is just not right.

[humming]

You still got it, Donnie.

Yup, you're the champ...

That was some good work

you did today.

[giggles]

Even Skillsworthy

was Don-terrified.

[giggles]

Oooh! Ice cold.

Just the way I like it.

[sighs]

[creepy breathing]

Huh? What was that?

Hello? Hello?

Hoo.

Take it easy Donnie.

You don't get scared,

you make people scared.

Ahh...

Ooh...

Hey...

Ahh, that's my sciatica.

And up, clench...

Glute, maximize!

I think the pool

is this way!

And Donnie's got some

questions to answer.

[distant scream]

[all gasp]

Someone's in trouble.

C'mon!

Oh, towards the danger.

Sorry.

He's been...

wedgied!

What happened, Donnie?

Someone was out there.

In the trees.

He wedgied me. Or she.

Or it!

Sounds like someone

doesn't have his story straight.

We're not falling for your camp

pranks this time, Donnie.

Yeah, ya phoney baloney!

But how am I

supposed to get down?

The same way you got

yourself up there, buddy.

[sighs]

[creepy breathing]

Something's here!

It's out to get us!

It's out to get us all!

[screams]

[distant grunts]

[all gasp]

That came from just up ahead!

[gasps]

What happened?

We were about to bring

Donnie a snack at the pool.

Hard boiled eggs.

His favourite.

When something

wedgied us!

Guys...

Donnie is still pranking us.

No!

It wasn't him.

Yeah, Donnie would

never hurt anyone.

Yeah he's

an angel!

Heh. We'll see about that.

[snoring]

[Herby]

Nope. Wasn't him.

[snoring]

Aw, ow!

Aw!

Must've screamed

himself to sleep.

But if Donnie

isn't the one

who wedgied

the Donnettes

then that means...

[creepy breathing]

[all scream]

[screaming]

[♪♪♪]

Kirbie? Burt?

Oh phew!

You're okay.

Wait, where's Burt?

Keys...

weighing me down.

What was that back there?

We should be safe here.

[groaning]

[all gasp]

[screams]

Quick.

Eat these greens!

They're full of fibre and will

help you push out the keys

so we can get out of here.

Great idea, Kirbie!

[all scream]

[Kirbie]

President Skillsworthy?

I heard screaming.

I came back to make sure

you were okay.

Wait...

Why aren't you

up in the tree

and hanging

by your undies?

[Kirbie] Yeah, those aren't

your average wedgies.

They take a certain...

skill.

Yeah.

Skillsworthy.

You're the wedgie monster!

[all scream]

Wait!

Where are you going?

It's not my fault!

It wasn't! I mean it!

[panting]

[screams]

Oh no!

[pained groans]

[pained groans]

[screams]

Ow!

Oh please don't wedgie me

President Skillsworthy.

I promise to never

eat bus keys again.

[gasps]

[Kirbie]

Guys? Where are you?

Where are you guys?

[creepy breathing]

Guys?

[gasps]

[screams]

[panting]

[panting]

[growls]

[gasps]

Oh...

[gasps]

[growls]

[gasps]

Ugh.

What's a big,

dug up hole doing

in this perfectly

good cemetery?

Wait. What?

Ohhh.

[repeating

"Please don't find me!"]

[Herby] Kirbie? Burt?

Where are you guys?

It's me, Herby!

I'm right here!

[creepy breathing]

Kirbie.

Kirbie!

[both scream]

Herby!

He almost got me!

Me too!

Let's stick together.

We can't let

Skillsworthy find us.

[Skillsworthy moaning]

Skillsworthy?

But...

you're the wedgie monster.

Negative.

I told you it wasn't me.

[all scream]

[panting]

Burt!

You're safe.

What's with the vine?

It's a belt so tight

that I can hardly breathe...

and so that

President Skillsworthy

can't wedgie me.

You can't push out anything

with that obstruction

and we need

those keys!

Oh! Stop freaking out.

I go very regularly.

Would one of you

help me down, please?

We're sorry we

didn't believe you.

He's not the wedgier?

[grunting efforts]

[pained groans]

[grunting efforts]

[screams]

Cool.

Wait.

Are we the only ones left

that haven't been wedgied?

[♪♪♪]

[gasp]

That means the Wedgier

must be...

one of us!

But not me, of course.

Oh no! Is it me?

Is it me?

Everyone keep their

underwear grabbing hands

where I can see'em.

[rustling]

What's that noise?

[all scream]

[screams]

[pained grunts]

So nobody got a good look?

My eyes were closed.

Me too.

So if it wasn't any of us,

then who or what was it?

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

[howls]

[rooster crows]

[snoring]

[yawns]

We survived the night.

Wake up everyone!

Wake up!

[yawns]

Ow!

[gasp]

The keys!

See?

I told you I was regular.

I guess the identity

of the Wedgie Monster

will always be a mystery.

I'm sorry, my sweet.

I didn't realize

it was a full moon.

We mustn't let that

happen again.

[barks]

[growls]

Hello?

Joke's over, clowns.

[laughs]

Time to let

the Donnster down.

Hello?

Anyone?

Hello?

[♪♪♪]

♪ Three! ♪

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