02x52 - Spring Fling

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We have to do what we can to

save the coral reefs.

Now who's with me?

(Clapping)

No one cares about anything

around here.

Aww, cheer up.

(Cheering)

Must be another rally.

Make a wish and vote for

Trish for Spring Queen.

NIKKI: That's what all this

cheering is about?

Spring Queen nominations?

Talk about brainwashing people

in to mindless zombies.

We love Trish.

We love Trish.

We love Tri...

Sorry.

I think it's tragic that

people waste this much time and

energy on a dance.

Guys, I have to show you

something really horrible.

I got my bangs cut.

Ew, those are bad.

If they don't grow out before

the dance, I won't be able to

go.

You can always wear the lemon

hat.

NIKKI: Caitlin, chill.

It's just a stupid dance.

I'm talking about the collapse

of an entire ecosystem and

you're telling me all you care

about is the spring dance?

I got a date this year.

Nice, dude.

I got a new dress.

I'm renting my first tux.

And the after party is at our

place.

Yes, yes, yes.

I've always wanted to host an

after-party.

(Cheering)

(Groaning)

♪

♪ Life begins after school

♪ That's when we bend

all the rules ♪

♪ Time to hang

with all my friends ♪

♪ We like to be together

in a place where we belong ♪

♪ I'm sixteen

♪ Starting to find my way

♪ Got a new job

♪ Gonna start at

the mall today ♪

♪ Thank God I'm on my own

for the first time ♪

♪ I'm sixteen

♪ Life is sweet

♪ When you're growing up

so fast ♪

♪ You got to make the good

times last ♪

♪

♪ I'm sixteen, sixteen

♪ Got to make the good

times last ♪

So Wyatt, who is she?

Her name's Brianna.

Her parents are both shrinks and

she wants to be one too.

She's so cool.

Introduce us before the

dance.

Okay, can we talk about

something other than the dance

please?

Hmm.

I'm chair of the dance committee

this year.

Alright.

Ahem.

Sorry, Nikki but dances are

fun.

You realize this whole Spring

Queen thing is just one big

popularity contest?

Um, yeah.

Of course.

Well I'd rather chew off my

left foot than enter.

Maybe if you ran for Spring

Queen you could actually get



people to pay attention to your

cause.

Yeah because people always

listen to what Spring Queens

have to say.

You do get to give a speech

to the school.

You can speak to them when

they have no where else to go.

It's not the craziest idea

ever.

Yes it is.

I'd do it if I were you.

Oh yes.

No, no, never.

Why can't I just hijack the big

food court screen and give a

speech on it?

Because everyone would leave.

Come on, can you see me as

Spring Queen?

No.

Hey.

Think about it, Nikki, if you

won you could say whatever you

wanted.

And people would be forced to

listen.

It is absolutely k*lling me

to say this but it might

actually work.

Yes.

Nikki's running for Spring

Queen.

Woo.

I want it on record that the

only reason I'm doing this is to

draw attention to the reefs.

Got it?

ALL: Alright.

I don't know why I'm

bothering.

I'll never b*at Trisha.

She's promised to make bikinis

the new gym uniform.

Which I'm not opposed to.

You can do it, Nikki.

You just need a really good

Spring Queen coach.

Me?

But what if I decide to run?

Ahem.

(Scissors snipping)

(Sighing)

Okay, I'll do it.

I'll sacrifice my own dreams for

the coral reef.

Cool.

I'm a friend of the fish.

Thanks, man.

Okay, guys, let's kick spring

dance butt.

Ugh, I don't have a chance.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Uh, care to tell me what

we're doing?

Step number one to winning

Spring Queen.

Be popular.

It's called the "Hey thing."

You have to say "hey" to each

person passing so you can add

them to the list of people you

know.

Remember, make eye contact

first.

Ahh!

Hey!

Okay, you really have to work

on your "Hey thing."

Jude, we've got to find out

where Nikki lies in the polls.

I'm on it.

Hey

Hey

What do you mean the caterer

double booked?

Jonesy, Jenn, this is

Brianna.

Hey.

No, no, don't put me on hold.

(Beeping)



Hey, sorry I'm just stressing

big time.

My spring dance committee is

letting me hire an assistant and

I don't even have time to do

that.

Is it hard for you to give

over some of that control?

Who me?

No, not at all.

I'm the least controlling person

in the world.

(Laughing)

So you're not like nervous

about delegating

responsibilities?

Please, trust me, no one is

more in to handing things off

than me.

Sweet because I could use a

job.

There is no way I'm going to

trust you with something this

important.

Interesting.

What?

I was just wondering where

this need to control comes from.

It's not about control.

It's about him being a slacker.

Hey.

Okay.

Because I'm perfectly fine

not controlling everything.

In fact, Jonesy, you can have

the job.

Nice.

So what do I do?

(Grumbling)

First we need to...

Can you hold that thought?

I hear a cheeseburger calling my

name.

Hey, get back here.

Or take your lunch and we'll

talk later.

Hi handsome.

Ahh.

I have a confession to make.

I am totally crushing on you,

Jonesy.

You are?

I mean, that's cool.

Whoa.

Okay, I'd love to go out with

you, Trisha, but my friends

would k*ll me.

What's one innocent date

going to do?

Oh, you don't know Nikki.

Jonesy.

Please go away.

You're evil.

That is so unfair.

No one ever really gives me a

chance.

But you're running against

Nikki for Spring Queen.

Look at it this way.

If you go out with me, you'll

definitely be distracting me

from my campaign.

I'll consider it a public

service.

Now you're talking.

See you later.

Yes.

Oh I'm in such big trouble.

(Laughing)

We'd have to go with Trisha.

She's got better cleavage.

Anything I can do to change

your minds?

Not unless you can grow

boobs.

Hmm.

Nikki and Trisha both scare

us.

Ah.

Nikki who?

Trisha rocks, man.

Ahh.

, , ...

(Gasping)

Hey.

She came on to me.

See ya later.

Sweetie.

Vote Nikki.

Buddy, you're necking with the



enemy.

I know, okay, but in my

defence she's so hot.

But she's like really mean to

your friends, dude.

Look at it this way.

I'm totally distracting the

enemy from doing her job

properly.

One could even say that I'm

taking one for the team.

Just don't tell the team, okay?

Right.

Maintain a pleasant demeanour

at all times.

This sucks.

I can see this is going to

take some work.

Let's do a drill.

Gee, this lemon on my head sure

feels heavy.

Probably because the lemon

has a greater brain mass than

your head.

Ah ha.

Fail.

But you handed that one to

me.

Nonetheless, you have to be a

lot stronger than that to be

popular.

Okay, I have the results of

our first advance poll.

And?

Females are leaning toward

Trisha by about eight to one.

Guys are nine to one.

(Groaning)

Okay it's time for us to

crank this operation up a notch.

Okay everybody.

Listen up.

I am pleased to present the new

and improved and soon to be

popular, Nikki.

Whoa.

Hoo boy.

Whoa.

Not bad.

Ooh.

I'm gonna...

Nikki, never deter a guy from

appreciating you.

Remember, you need the male

votes too.

Okay, the next hours are

crucial.

We have to come up with the best

campaign give away ever and

Nikki has to continue being

nice.

Hey, I can be nice when I

have to.

Any ideas people?

According to Pavlov,

psychological rewards are

successful in getting people to

do things.

Uh, who are you again?

Oh sorry, this is my

girlfriend, Brianna.

Hey.

Hey

Hey again.

That's it.

We say for every votes a

person brings in, Nikki will do

their homework for a week.

Are you kidding me?

I'd have to clone myself about

five times to do that.

Hey everyone.

I have a big surprise for our

high school.

If you vote for me for Spring

Queen my daddy will donate a

brand new basketball court to

the school.

(Cheering)

Whoa, a basketball court.

And if you vote for Nikki you

get big fat nothing.

I don't have a chance.

There you are.

You didn't book the hall.

Because of you, there's not

going to be a spring dance.

NIKKI: What?

But I have a date this year.

Aww man.



See you on that special

night.

We love Trish.

We love Trish.

We love Trish.

She trumped me with a

basketball court.

It's not my fault you know.

It's Brianna's fault.

Huh?

I knew I should have reminded

Jonesy about all those things

but you kept making me feel like

I was some big control freak.

You are so fired, Jonesy.

You may be displacing your

disappointment with your own

behaviour on to Jonesy.

What?

No, I'm not.

You shouldn't feel bad, Jen.

Everyone has their weaknesses.

I am not weak.

Sorry, man.

Jonesy, you're hired again.

Awesome.

Your first job is to find

another site for the dance.

Good luck.

The only place left is the food

court.

A spring dance in the food

court?

Hey, why not?

No way.

There's no where else to do

it.

It is better than nothing.

Fine, we'll do it.

Yay!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

Vote for Nikki.

Hey.

Vote for Nikki.

Hey.

Hey.

Vote for Nikki.

With your new poise,

popularity and the giveaways,

you're sure to give Trisha a run

for her money.

JONESY: Hey, babe.

Ahh.

Ah.

We have to stop doing this.

I can't really remember why at

the moment.

Jonesy, I don't want to come

between you and your friends.

You don't?

No, I say let the best woman

be queen.

I have to say I did love the

giveaways.

What?

How do you know about those?

Duh, they handed them out in

the food court earlier.

How did you think of them,

they are so smart.

Oh, you know, just tried to

think of something no one wanted

to do like homework and told

everyone that Nikki would do it

for them.

You are such a genius.

(Kissing noises)

(Laughing)

Okay, dudes, Nikki's up with

female voters.

Well done, Nikki.

And the guys like you much

more with your new hairdo.

Unbelievable.

Time for our awesome

giveaways.

Everyone, listen up.

If you vote for me for Spring

Queen, Darwin and Darth will do

your homework for a week.

(Cheering)

Good idea.

Jude, that's our idea.

They totally stole it.

Oh right.

How did they find out?

I'm sure it was underhanded.

Oh, sore losers are sulking.

It was a great idea, by the way,



thanks.

Oh that's it.

Let me at her.

No, we can't afford your skin

to break out from stress.

Maybe while we're waiting for

everyone to show up, you can

analyze me.

Wyatt, I can't.

It's a conflict.

Oh come on, I can take it.

Wyatt, have you seen Jonesy?

He didn't book the photographer.

(Gasping)

Trisha, it's over.

I can't lie to my friends

anymore.

(Sobbing)

Whoa.

I didn't know you'd take it so

hard.

I can still come to those

parties right?

Yeah.

If you could just do me one last

little favour.

Sure, what is it?

I was hoping you could

convince Nikki to drop out of

the race.

Why would I do that?

Well it looks like for some

silly reason she might actually

come close to winning, which is

ridiculous.

She doesn't really want to be

queen anyway.

Come on, Jonesy.

I'll let you have the first

dance with me.

What?

You've been using me all along

haven't you?

You are evil.

(Kissing)

(Camera snapping)

JEN: Happy spring dance.

Ah!

Wait until I show Nikki this.

Come on, I can take it.

CAITLIN: Hi guys.

Hey, you guys look great.

Thanks.

I still can't believe Trisha

stole our giveaways.

Hey, Brianna can't give me a

psycho evaluation because I'm

her boyfriend.

Oh do me.

But I'm not a professional,

yet.

Please?

Oh okay.

Let me see.

Caitlin, I think you're really

kind and open-hearted to help

your friend Nikki.

Aww, that's sweet.

But you're also kind of

shallow and a sucker for other

people's approval.

But you still like me, right?

Isn't she great?

Oh yeah, she's a cool drink

of water.

Poise, hello.

Nikki, I think maybe you use

your sarcasm as a defence

mechanism to avoid getting too

close to people.

Yeah right.

You're not as secure as you'd

like people to think.

You're afraid to be true to

yourself.

Well, that's so bogus.

Is that why you're all

dressed up like Trisha?

Told you she was great.

We better get going.

Wait, Jen but it didn't mean

anything.

That's because you're a

snake.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Just that Jonesy bailed on

all his dance responsibilities

so he could swap spit with enemy

number one.



Oh.

NIKKI: It was you.

You told Trisha about our

giveaways.

What?

you guys already announced them

in the food court.

Nice try, Jonesy.

Trisha scooped us before we had

a chance to do it.

How could you?

But it's not...

Nikki, don't let it upset

you.

Your mascara will run.

This place is like weirdly

familiar.

I broke it off with Trish.

You believe me, right, Bro?

I believe you, Bro

You think Nikki has a chance

of winning?

Caitlin is a master at

transforming people.

However there's a better chance

of a monkey jumping out of my

butt.

Okay, erase all negative

thoughts like Jonesy and Trisha

making out.

Caitlin, please, I'm so over

it.

Sorry, just a couple

finishing touches.

I don't think I can do this.

Oh come on.

You think Trisha doesn't have a

little help?

No, this.

Spring Queen, everything, I

can't do it.

But you're popular now.

People really like you.

No, they like the new me

which is really you.

Oh, I see what's happening

here.

You're thinking about what

Brianna said.

But come on, she said I was

shallow.

How accurate can she be?

I'll meet you out there,

okay?

Sure.

You look great.

(Gasping)

You just don't get it, do you

Jonesy.

What?

She gave me bucks to write

her Spring Queen speech.

You are so fired.

Great dance, huh guys?

Great.

Yeah right.

What's wrong?

Jen was just being her usual

control freaky self.

Jonesy, do you chase girls to

fill some void in your life?

Yes.

I think you use your overly

macho attitude to hide the fact

that you're uncomfortable around

women.

Now that is an analysis I

agree with.

Just look what she's wearing.

(Laughing)

Where's Nikki?

It's speech time.

I don't know.

Go on, I'll find her.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Your first spring queen

candidate, Trisha.

(Cheering)

I just have to say that you'd

be crazy to pick someone like

Nikki over me.

I mean she doesn't even wear

skirts.

(Gasping)

And no one at the Khaki Barn

likes working with her and okay,

she might be all prettied up

tonight, but do you really want

some grumpy unstylish girl

representing your school?



I don't.

I've been dreaming about this

forever and Nikki hasn't so vote

for Trish.

Thanks.

Wow, that was a really

unpleasant speech.

Now for our next candidate,

Nikki.

Hello?

Nikki?

NIKKI: Make way.

Don't get your tidies in a

twist.

I'm here.

Hi, so the truth is, Trisha's

right.

I don't really care about being

the Spring Queen.

I just wanted to get your

attention and take this

opportunity to tell you:

The coral reefs are being

wrecked by pollution.

And it's really important that

we do something now.

So if you want to help, our

environmental club would love to

have you.

That's it.

Oh and you don't have to vote

for me but if you do, I'm still

not going to dance in stupid

heels.

This is me.

Take it or leave it.

Thanks.

BOY: We love Trish.

(Chortling)

Oh and I'll do your homework

for a week.

(Cheering)

Ladies and gentlemen.

The judge and judgettes have

tallied your votes and your new

Spring Queen is Nikki.

(Cheering)

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, Nikki,

Nikki, Nikki, Nikki...

Now the Spring Queen gets to

pick her king for the spotlight

dance.

Hey, I know you think of me

as more of a jester than a king

but I'd be honoured.

(Clapping)

Sorry, Caitlin.

I kind of blew all your training

out of the water there.

Are you kidding, Nikki?

That was so great.

I am so proud of you.

Thanks.

Jonesy, you suck.

What was that all about?

She wanted me to talk you out

of running.

So I dumped her.

You did?

Wow, thanks.

Plus, for the record, you're

way hotter.

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