04x88 - Great Expectations

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JONESY (over megaphone)That's right, it's Singles' Night!index , start ,…}


A NEW WAY to meet that cuts right to the kiss!


Tell me who you want to "connect with"


and I'll give you the time, the place,


and five minutes to get acquainted.


Okay, who's next?


Me! No, me! Over here!


So, you've finally hit rock bottom.


Excuse me?


I happen to be providing a selfless service.


Making money providing people with dark,


creepy places to suck face?


It's not my fault there aren't enough make-out spots in the mall!


This is just a slightly less random version


of Spin the Bottle.


Dave will be in The Boot at .


Purple frog - !


Windmill at . No, !


Think you could pair me with her?


Permission to launch!


Be in the UFO at sharp!


See? Mini Make-Out Golf helps the whole community.


Hey, think I could "meet" Bradford?


Totally!


Be in the UFO at .


Eeee-hee-hee.


Genius.


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[ KISSING SOUNDS ]


Wow...


Caitlin?


Wyatt?!


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER ♪


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB


♪ GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN...


♪ I'M TEEN... ♪ TEEN


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♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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Mini Make-Out Golf -- best idea EVER!


So, how was the tongue wrestling?


C'mon man, did you get her number?


Ya, I, uh... got it.


Nice!


How about you, Caitlin?


Tonsil hockey? Good times?


Oh, it was... something...


Uh... forgot to... wash my hands.


See ya!


Okay, what is WITH you two?


EEEE! Yes!


Travis is coming home today!


EEEE!


Travis the superjock!?


Can you make him hang out with me this time?


I'll be cool, I swear.


Sorry, but when I'm not helping Coach with his stupid baseball promotion,


he and I are gonna be joined at the hip!


Dudes, say hola to my cuz, Jade.


ALLHi, Jade!


Our folks are hitting some town called Mexico


so she's here for a week, all expenses paid!


I haven't seen you since you were riding around on a tricycle.


Don't you owe me $ ?


Gonesy, I mean, Jonesy.


Gonesy's what she always used to call me.


Stupid baseball promotion!


minutes until I get to hook up with Travis again.


!


ERRR, c'mon time!


[ LAUGHING ]


Thanks for the support.


Okay, I'm in major need of advice.


How should I put this?


Wyatt and I? We sort of...


kissed! What?!?


I KNEW something was up with you two!


It was at the Make-Out Golf thingie.


Jonesy put us together by accident.


But you know the crazy part?


Other than swapping spit with one of your oldest friends?


The kiss was beyond incredible!


Best kiss EVER!


Wait a minute. Wyatt??



World's greatest kisser?


Didn't see that coming.


I know, right?


But that kiss...


It was so, so... impossible to describe.


Masterson! Think fast!


OOF!!


Ooh, that's what the kiss felt like!


No way!


A perfect kiss with CAITLIN?


I know!


But I could never risk actually dating her, right?


Why not?


She always smells like lemons and marshmallows.


Plus, I'm a romantic failure!


True.


Jonesy, look, I'm on the bonus level!


I've never even thought about Caitlin in that way before.


She is pretty great.


Love works in mysterious ways, bro!


Jonesy, I'm b*ating your high score.


No one beats me at Zombie Zebras!


Hello?


A little support over here?


But the zebras, they're...


Look, bottom line, Caitlin knows you too well.


You won't be able to get away with anything.


Trust me.


[ NIKKI ON PHONE ] Jonesy?


Hey Nikki.


No I am NOT wasting my day playing video games.


Busted. See?


Finally!


JEN!


EEEE!


[ CROWD NOISE ]


Hey, it was awesome to almost see you.


Oh Travis, I've missed you so much!


Me too -- Oops, hang on.


Ya? K, there in .


Sorry. It never stops.


Catch up later? Yeah!


I want to hog you all to myself.


Well tonight I'm all yours.


Mmm-wahh!


Mmm-wahh!


[ SIGHS ]


Uh, I was just -- caffeine boost.


Ya, I'm, you know, break time, so --


Oh, sure, long day, gotta do it.


Um, sugars might be enough.


Huh? Oh, right.


Well, I should probably -- [ WHINING ]


Are you okay?


Never better!


So, about, you know --


Oh, yeah... that went weird, huh?


Well it was definitely unexpected.


I hope you don't think I set it up.


No, no, of course not!


'Cause I would NEVER do that to you.


Sure, I mean... never?


Obviously, it was a total screw up.


Total screw up?


I just mean it was a mistake!


Well, I thought it was spectacular.


But if that's how you feel, maybe we should just stay away from each other


so we don't make another mistake!


Caitlin, wait!


How do I mess things up so badly so quickly?


Jonesy!


By the way, just in case you're blind AND clueless,


that girl is totally crushing on you.


Well of course she is, I'm awesome!


Deluded and egomaniacal.


What's not to love?


[ GASPS ]


Travis is back?


Why didn't you tell me?


My hair's a mess!


I feel very pretty today,


I feel like I'm top of my game.


Coach might be one of those fans


you eventually put a restraining order on.


Yeah, this "celebrity" thing sure brings out the weird in people.


But forget him...


[ CELL PHONE RINGING ]


Aw, nuts - I have to meet a rep about an endorsement deal.


Gotta go. Dinner?


Definitely.


[ SIGHS ]


I hear ya, sister.


Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.


Modern Current's new CD?


Thanks, Jadester!


Uh, Hate to break it you, Jade, but Jonesy's taken.


It's just a gift.


Oh, sure, no of course.


Great pick, too.


They've been your favourite band since what, grade ?



No, Jonesy first heard Modern Current the summer after Grade .


I know EVERYTHING about Jonesy.


I'm not sure that's something you should be proud of.


Wanna bet I know more than you?


You're .


That's okay, really.


Does Jonesy like ketchup or relish on his hot dogs?


Ketchup, obviously.


Neither, he's all about the mustard.


I do love the yellow stuff.


One point for the mini-bra!


What's his favourite movie?


Dragon Thunder. Wrong.


Rebel Alien as*ault.


Right again!


Yeah, well, well, why don't you ask me something less trivial?


Okay, what's Jonesy's blood type?


What?!


He needs blood and it's all down to you.


What's his type?


Hurry, before I bleed to death!


Uh... F negative?


EENH! It's AB.


Jonesy can receive blood from any other blood group.


I did not know that.


Okay, blood type? That's just weird.


Jade is a very special little dudette.


And on the bright side, if I suddenly need a hotdog


AND a blood transfusion, now you're prepared!


Ugghh.


[ TYPING ON PHONE ]


Umm, do you think you could pay an eensy bit of attention to me?


Sorry, I know this is annoying.


Hi Travis.


Can I have your autograph?


Sure, here ya go...


Maybe I should ask for an autograph.


Anyway, [ PHONE BEEPS ]


Ahh, my buds are mad, I still haven't seen them.


I know how they feel!


Okay, okay, I'm turning it off.


See?


THAT would be my emergency phone.


Aw, man... no time for dessert!


You haven't even had dinner!


Can't we have five uninterrupted minutes together?


Lemme get this outta the way and I swear,


tomorrow will be all about you.


I'm going to hold you to that.


I'll make it up to you tomorrow, Jenny, you'll see.


I'll take his to go.


Travis can't give me five minutes,


but he can sign every hot girls' shirt!


Autographs mean nothing.


Wyatt hasn't had a lemonade all day!


He's buying from somewhere else, I just know it!


C'mon, it can't be that serious.


Just talk to him!


I can't even face him after last time!


[ PHONE RINGS ] Hey, how's Caitlin doing?


Uh, bad reception, I'm just gonna...


She's too embarrassed to go anywhere near Wyatt!


We have to do something.


This calls for an intervention.


Commencing Operation Face Time!


Start dialing! [ PHONES DIALING ]


Hello? Hello?


[ BOTH ] Jude broke his leg by the fountain!


Come quick!


How did he-- Jude did wha--


Jude?! Where is -- AH!


Wait! I'm so sorry about before.


You said what you meant.


No I didn't.


The kiss was amazing but I don't wanna wreck our friendship.


Well, NOT doing anything about it


is sorta wrecking it anyway, so...


Maybe we should -- Stop fighting and go with it?


Like, on a date?


I guess we could.


Then it's a date!


Yes! They're talking.


Nice shoes.


Do they come with volume control?


Very funny. Jade gave them to me.


How does she afford those?


When I was a kid I gave people handmade cards and painted rocks.


Guess she found them.


And they just happen to be the perfect size!


Has it occurred to you that she might be shoplifting?


I can't believe you'd even think that about my little Jade!


Ugh, you're too blind to see it


because she's got a crush on you!


Well you're jealous of a year old!


She's so mad.


And he's so mine.


[ SIGHS ]


[ PHONE RINGS ]


Where are you?


Today was supposed to be my day, ALL day!



I know, I'm sorry.


How about lunch?


How about FORGET IT!


[ PHONE RINGS ]


[ GASPS ] It's Travis!


AHEM! Hello.


Yes, this is Coach Halder.


What? Jen?


No uh yeah she's here just a second.


He used to be my right-hand man,


my tight-end squeeze.


But now his heart is somewhere else.


Or maybe with someone else!?


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So you guys are going on a date?


Yeah. Uh-huh.


Coooool.


Here, now we're twinsies!


Sweet, thanks!


Oh, come on!


She found two matching pairs of really cool shades.


Doesn't make her a shoplifter.


Fine, if you refuse to see the truth,


I'll just have to prove it.


[ PHONE RINGS ]


Yello.


So, how's the day-long date going?


It's not. He blew me off AGAIN!


Travis is cheating on me, I know it!


And I am so going to bust him!


Hello, jump to conclusions much?


Trust me, stalking is a seriously bad idea.


[ LOUD MUSIC PLAYS ] Whatever.


What's with the music? Where are you?


Huh, well, look who's stalking now.


I'm just waiting for Jade to "lift" another present


for "Gonesy" so I can prove I'm right!


Well I'm going in. Over and out!


Travis! Over here!


Me first! Just one question!


Your fans need to know!


Jim, Jimmerton...


For the... news.


When you're not in training, WHO do you hang around with?


Who do I hang around with?


That's right. What's her name?


AH! My eye!


REPORTERSTravis! Over here!


Can you see? Over here!


How's your eye?


[ LAUGHING ]


Hey guys.


One hour to date time.


You're not wearing THAT, are you?


Why wouldn't I?


'Cuz you're going on a first date?


With CAITLIN?


She's all about the stylin'.


Aw, man, I'm outta quarters.


And parental coinage?


Oww, I knew a date was a bad idea.


C'mon, you're just a shirt, brush, and free sample of cologne away


from being totally locked and loaded.


I need a coffee.


[ DIALING PHONE ]


Great, see you at the fountain at .


Hey.


He's meeting the other woman at .


I bet it's that sleazy waitress...


Talk to him already!


Stalking ALWAYS backfires!


And don't just hang up on m --


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Going somewhere?


To the cash register.


Oh yeah, I'm so sure!


The jig's up, Jade. You're coming with me.


I'm gonna introduce you to a Rent-a-Cop


who will scare you straight.


[ SIREN SOUNDS ]


RON!


Jade was trying to steal this.


You're the one holding it!


No no, only 'cause I took it away from her!


Blaming your misdeeds on this sweet, innocent, golden child?


Pathetic.


What?!


No, no no no - trust me, she's been stealing stuff all week for my boyfriend!


My boyfriend!


You're going downtown, Missy.


Way downtown.


And you, stay adorable!


What?


C'mon, I'm innocent!


She set me up!


Hey, bra, do you have any of that money


the parentals left for us?


Uh, no.


Bummer.


We kinda need it to, like, eat 'n' stuff....



How long can you go without food?


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Oh, hey, Caitlin.


Wyatt!


You look so... nice.


[ SNEEZES ]


Is that cologne?


[ SNEEZES ]


Ya, "Indefensible for Men."


Too much?


[ SNEEZES ]


Shall we go in?


This is the Jonester.


I need you to come bail me out.


No can do.


I'm making the course nice and purty


for the next singles night.


Yeah, well I'm in JAIL because a YEAR OLD


has a CRUSH on YOU!!


On second thought, this can wait.


I'll be right there!


[ CRYING ]


So...


So.


Why the break-up restaurant?


Are you trying to tell me something?


No, just a classic case of self sabotage.


Wanna pay up and head to the mini-golf course now?


ANYTHING but this!


It's almost .


Time to go to the fountain and catch Travis in the act!


Stupid zipper!


UGH! No time!


One knight in shining armour coming up!


Hey, where's Ron?


He's on patrol, and I have his keys.


Great!


So you can let Nikki out.


That's going to cost you.


Man, you don't miss a trick!


Okay, I'll give you anything you want.


I want you to be my boyfriend.


Anything but that.


Okay, okay, I'll be your boyfriend!


WHAT?!?


♪ I've got a boyfriend ♪ I've got a boyfriend


How am I gonna get out of this?


AHEM! I'm the one in jail, remember?


It's not what it looks like!


Okay, it's sorta what it looks like.


Jade stole your keys! She set us up!


Stop blaming everything on that cutie patootie,


you cock-aroaches!


Hey, security cameras don't lie!


You gotta admit, the kid is gifted.


It appears I owe you an apology.


Clearly, she's a pro.


I'll settle for you letting me out.


Have you ever wondered what makes a golf green so... green?


Let's do this.


[ KISSING SOUNDS ]


Um, did you feel any sparks?


Maybe we should try again.


Aren't you into me anymore?


I wasn't into you the first time we kissed.


I thought I was with that redhead from Huntington's.


And I thought I was with Bradford...


Maybe the only reason we felt sparks


is because we thought we were kissing our dream dates.


[ GASPS ] You mean?


Yeah!


The best kiss EVER was all in our heads!


Oh, wow.


No offense, but -- what a relief!


Yeah.


Worst DATE ever.


AEEGH!


AAH!


WAUGH!


Can we finish the interview later?


Was that you in the reporter costume before?


Why are you spying on me?


You kept blowing me off and I might have


a teensy problem with paranoia.


This isn't working, Jenny.


I can do better, I swear!


I just need you to give me a little attention!


I know but I don't know when I'm ever going to have time for us


and that's totally not fair to you.


Then I guess...


it's over.


Oh, Jenny...


Uh... okay...


[ SIGHS ] See ya.


Sure!


Absolutely.


Don't cry.


Whatever you do... don't...


[ CRYING ]


[ SOBBING ]



My first real relationship


and I messed it all up!


At least now you know never to date a celebrity.


They're SO self-absorbed.


Go on, tell 'em, bra.


I kinda used our eating money to buy your gifts,


so... I need to return them and get the money back.


I was just starting to break 'em in.


Wanna play 'mini-golf' later?


Nah -- I kinda got canned when they found out about the make-out golf.


Fired again?


What is that, times now?


Sorry, Jonesy, I think I need a more stable boyfriend.


It's over.


Whoa, whoa, whoa!


You guys were going out!?


Not another break-up! [ SOBBING ]


He's all yours.


But if I were you, I'd aim a little higher.


She's got a point. Hey!


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