04x09 - My Dinner With Bobo

[bunniefuu]

Ok. One of the things that

Freaks me out most about drake

Is that he's totally

Unpredictable.

I just bought somethin' so

Cool.

Just when ya think drake's

Gonna turn right, boom! He turns

Left!

It's a sound effects blaster

And it's insanely loud. Here.

I'll set it to siren.

Like one

Time, drake was supposed to

Order me a chicken breast, but

Instead, he orders me--

[Siren]

What the!

Man, can you believe how

Loud this thing can--

Oh, here comes josh.

What was that?!?!

What?

That siren!

I didn't hear a siren.

But...

Ok.

All right. Let's see what

Other sounds this thing can

Make. All right. We've got...

"Building exploding"...

"Car crashing"...

"Fat lady screaming"...

Anyway...

What was I talkin' about?

Ooh, "rapid firecrackers."

Just when you think drake's

Gonna do one thing--

[expl*si*n]

What the!

How great is this thing?

Ok, let's hear that fat lady

Scream. Oh, josh is comin'

Back!

What was that?!

Dude, I don't know what you

Mean.

Oh, come on! You didn't hear

Those firecrackers?! It

Sounded like they were coming

From--

[Screaming]

[Screaming] [crash]

[Crash]

We should get those stairs

We should get those stairs carpeted.

Carpeted.

You need a car, you

Need a truck, you need a van,

You need to come see stan the

Car man! Who also sells trucks

And vans.

Hey, dad, can I use your car

Tonight?

Sure. Where ya goin'?

To meet brian horowitz at the

Magic palace. They have this new

Magician who makes milk squirt

Out of his belly button and I'm

Sittin' front row, baby!

Ooh, can I have a bite?

Well, I didn't have any lunch

And now I don't have it.

Mmm, that's a good burger.

I'm gonna get a bottle of

Water.

'Sup, walter?

Hey. You playin' tonight?

Yeah, my band's got a gig at

The san diego women's

Correctional facility.

That's a prison.

A women's prison.

Besides, it's a good

Gig. They're givin' us each

$ And a bucket

Of creamed corn.

Could I have my

Burger back?

Hey, where are your car keys?

On the key tree.

What are you doing?

Let go. Seriously.

I need the car tonight.

I need the car tonight.

Well, tough noodles. Dad said

I could use the car.

Dad said I could use the car

And no one says "tough noodles."

Dad, didn't you say I could

Use the car?

Uh-huh.

But you said I could use the

Car tonight.

That is also true.

Well?

Well?

I need the car tonight!

No way, dude. I need the car.

I got a bucket of creamed corn

Waitin' for me at a women's

Prison!

I don't care!

Ok! Stop! I know how we can

Settle this.

Right! I'll get the limbo

Stick.

No. Look, we both run around

The block. First one back gets

The keys, gets the car.

All right.

All right. Now look, you run

Clockwise, I'll run counter

Clockwise.

Call it!

Call it! And...go!

And...go!

Drake's so gonna lose!

[Car horn]

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait, wait, wait! Foul! Foul!

Aw, man. That is so unfair,

Dude!

♪ Well, I never thought

That it'd be so simple, but

I found a way,

I found a way,

If you open up your mind

[See what's inside]

It's gonna take some time

To realign,

But if you look inside,

I'm sure you'll find,

Over your shoulder,

You know that I told you

I'll always be picking you up

When you're down,

So just turn around,

So just turn around, ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooooh ♪

Ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooooh ♪

Whoa. That cat is fancy.

Walter, we gotta talk.

Yeah, we do.

Wait, wait. Check out this

Cat.

What about it?

They shaved him to look like

A lion.

We have car issues.

No, no, no, no, no! I'm the

One with the issue! Ok, he

Tricked me and took your car

Last night. Yeah, I had to get a

Ride to the magic palace with

Craig and eric and they sang

Show tunes the whole way!

You love show tunes.

When I'm singin'!

Look, I'm sorry I

Promised the car to both of you

Last night, I forgot that

I--

We wanna buy our own car.

You had your own car.

Which I lost.

And now we wanna buy

Another car to share.

But we don't have enough

Money.

How much have you got?

Between us, about ,.

Ok. Tell ya what. I'll

Match your ,...

Yes!

That's ,!

Wait!

You get the money if

You promise to help your mom and

Me do the grocery shopping&

Ewww.

And drive megan to and

From her oboe lessons.

Ewww.

You want my ,,

That's the deal.

I want his ,.

Deal.

Ok, my checkbook is--

Ok, my checkbook is-- yeah, I know where it is.

Yeah, I know where it is.

All right! I'm gonna look for

A salesman and then we can--

Oh, my god! I love this car!

Let's buy this one!

Shall we harmonize?

Let's.

♪ Noooooo

Dad said I could help pick

Out the car.

Yes. And thank you for

Helping us decide we're not

Getting this one.

Getting this one. Don't push me.

Don't push me.

Well, now, lemme guess, you

Folks are lookin' for a car.

Hey, you're stan the car man.

The very same.

I love your commercials! You

Need a car, you need a truck,

You need a van...

Come see stan the car man!

Who also sells trucks and

Vans.

Yeah...

I don't like it when people

Imitate me.

Sorry.

I'm also sorry.

Hey! Bobo! I love this guy!

Well, he seems to have takin'

A likin' to you, too.

Aw, he's awesome.

Yeah. Maybe he can tutor you

In math.

How much were you boys

Hopin' to spend on this vehicle?

'Bout ,.

,. Now, what kinda

Car did you have in mind?

Something safe.

Somethin' fast.

It's gotta get good mileage.

It's gotta have satellite

Radio.

And heated seats would be

Nice.

Huh?

I get cold down there.

Look, no one's interested in

Your butt temperature problems.

Dr. Fishbaum is!

Look, can you just show us

Something we can afford?

Well, I surely can. Right

Over there.

Come on.

Butt temperature problems?

Butt temperature problems? He's a mess.

He's a mess.

Hats for cats? Ooh, a

Yarmulke.

Hey. You guys buy a car?

No.

But I did get peed upon by an

Orangutan.

Man, they had a black '

Mustang fastback. -Speed with a

Red interior--

Yeah, with over ,

Miles on it!

I wanted the yellow beetle!

No one cares!

What'd I tell you about

Pushing?

They had a perfectly

Nice mercury sable with power

Windows and a clock for ,.

But drake didn't think

It was cool enough.

Sounds cool to me.

You see?

Yes, josh, the man who spends

His entire day reading [span]fancy cat[/span]

Magazine thinks the mercury

Sable's cool. Now

Let's go get that mustang.

No! We will buy no car until

We can agree on one that makes

Sense.

Now...i'm gonna go take a hot

Bath. Dad, did you get me my

Bath salts?

On the counter. I got

Lavender breeze and country

Daisy.

Awesome.

Hey, hey! Leave our ,

Down here.

What? I'm gonna spend it in

The bathtub?

Just leave it on the counter.

Oh, fine!

Lavender breeze, take me

Away!

Away! I need a pot pie.

I need a pot pie.

I need a pot pie. [Laughing]

[Laughing]

[Laughing] meow, matey. Arrrrg.

Meow, matey. Arrrrg.

Hey, megs.

Hey, megs. Can't talk. Playin' wheel-o.

Can't talk. Playin' wheel-o.

Megan, have you seen our

Envelope?!

No.

Then where could it've...

Drake. Drake! Drake!

Drake. Drake! Drake! This is addicting.

This is addicting.

Drake! Drake!

Drake!

Josh.

Did you take our money?!

Yes.

Don't lie to me! Did you take

It?!

Yes.

I know you took it!

Me, too.

You took our money?!

I don't know how to be any

Clearer.

You bought that mustang,

Didn't you?!

No, I did not buy that

Mustang. I bought something

Better.

Drake, I wanna know what you

Drake, I wanna know what you bought right now or I swear--

Bought right now or I swear--

Bobo?!

Bobo?! Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't believe you. I cannot

Believe you. I can't believe you

Took our $, and blew it on

An orangutan?!

Actually, he was ,.

Where'd you get the extra

Where'd you get the extra ?

?

You opened my special box?! No

One's allowed in my special box!

You're not seeing the big

Picture here.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait!

I'm so fed up with this.

Listen to me. Do you know how

Much they pay orangutans to be

In tv commercials? Do you know

How much people would pay to

Have this orangutan at their

Kid's birthday party?

So?

Soooo...in a few months

We'll make enough money off of

Bobo to buy five cars.

Maybe, yeah, maybe but I

Don't wanna--

Josh. Please don't send

Me home. I just

Wanna stay here and cuddle

With your special pillow. Please

Don't send me home.

Ok. Ok, but this better work.

Man, have I ever let you

Down?

Oh, let's see, um--

Oh, let's see, um-- consistently!

Consistently!

Thank you, and enjoy your

Photo with bobo.

Ohh, how much?

Well, it's bucks for a

Kiss, bucks for a

Commemorative photo and for ,

You can dance with him.

I'll take a kiss.

Ok, go for it.

Hi. Mmm.

Ahh! Ewww! He spit in my mouth!

Ahh! Ewww! He spit in my mouth! Gotta read the signs.

Gotta read the signs.

Pardon me.

Yeah, can I help you?

I'd like a dance, please.

I'd like a dance, please. Ok. Yeah. Sure. Here you go.

Ok. Yeah. Sure. Here you go.

Ok. Yeah. Sure. Here you go. [Slow music playing]

[Slow music playing]

Hey! Josh, josh, josh!

Helen! Wh-what are you doing

Here?

It's your day off!

I'm here because they're

Havin' a sale at the pottery

Barrel. But there's a motorcycle

In my parking space

And--monkey?! Is that a man

Dancin' with a monkey?!

You know, technically it's

Called an orangutan.

I don't need a biological

Tutorial! I need to know why

There's an ape in my movie

Theater!

We were just tryin' to make

Some extra money by selling

Orangutan kisses and dances

And--

You set up an orangutan

Business here without asking

Me?!

Actually, it was my idea.

Oh. Well, that's fine then.

Carry on with your monkey fun.

Oh, just one thing.

Since I run this movie theater,

I feel I should receive a

Percentage of the profits.

But helen--

Give me half the money.

Ok.

Thank you. Now I'm off to the

Pottery barrel to buy myself a

Titanium spatula.

Great, great, great. Three

Hours of work and we're left

With bucks.

Ok, you were right.

Right about what?

You know, I thought we could

Make some decent cash with that

Orangutan. But I was wrong and

You were right.

Excuse me, boys...

Oh, yeah. You can just set

Him down right there. It's ok.

But I don't want to set him

Down.

Huh?

What do you mean?

I'd like to buy this animal

From you.

He's not for sale.

I'll give you $,.

What?

Wait, you're offering us

$, For that orangutan?!

,?

Uh, well, sorry. He's got the

Spastic knees.

Do we have a deal?

Please.

Yeah!

Of course.

Totally!

Thank you so much. This is

Truly exciting.

$,. Adrian favershim.

Here you are.

Come, bobo. We've much, much to

Do. Gentlemen.

Bye, bobo.

See ya, little buddy.

[Bobo whining]

Will you look at that!

, Bucks. Shall we?

Start the music.

[Music playing]

,. ,, ,.

Yes, yes! Yes!

So much money, so much money,

We have it, we have it,

We have it!

We have it! [Screaming]

[Screaming]

Hey, could you two boob it

Down a little bit? I'm trying to

Do my homework.

Uh, you might wanna change

Your attitude and start acting a

Little nicer to us.

That's right, little girl.

Why would I wanna be nice to

You?

Because we happen to be...

Thousandaires!

$,. Who's

Dr. Adrian favershim and

Why'd he give you guys a check

For grand?

We sold him bobo.

Yep.

You sold bobo?! To some

Stranger?!

Easy, don't worry.

Anybody who'd pay grand

For an orangutan is gonna take

Good care of him.

What are you doin'?

Doing a search on the guy who

Gave you this check.

Will you just relax?

Yeah, the guy's a doctor.

"Dr. Adrian g. Favershim,

Former head of cardiology at

The national institute of

Medicine in cambodia..."

Yeah, that's the guy.

See?

"...fled the country after

Local authorities charged him

With conspiracy to purchase and

Consume rare primates."

"Consume rare primates"?

What does that mean?

Well, "consume" means

"To eat."

And "primates" are

Mammals...like monkeys, chimps,

And orangutans.

You sold bobo to an orangutan

Eater?!

You sold bobo to an orangutan

Eater!

Hey, hey, hey! Instead of

Arguing about bobo, why don't

You go save him?!

Right!

Let's go, let's go, let's

Go!

What's the address on the

Check?!

Longleaf drive!

Ok, come on!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Megan, if we're not back in

An hour, call the cops!

Come on!

Remember, one hour!

Hurry!

Dude!

Dude! One hour!

One hour!

One hour! [Soft music playing]

[Soft music playing]

I've missed you, big lovely

Pot. It's been far too long.

Ha!

Aha!

Come in.

We are in!

And we want bobo back!

I'm sorry, we had a deal.

$, For your delicious

Friend.

Yeah, well, deal's off!

Yeah, so just take your

Check back and give us bobo!

Are you sure?

Yes!

Absolutely!

Very well. Bobo's in the back

Of that closet, right over

There. You may fetch him.

Good.

Come on, dude. Let's go get

Him.

He's in here?

In the closet? Where is he?

The door--

Hey, come on. Let us out!

I'm sorry, boys, but I can't

Let you interfere with my dinner

Plans.

Hello, little friend.

I hope you have good taste.

You open this door or we're

Gonna call the cops!

Yeah, we have a cell phone in

Here!

You have no cell phone.

Do, too!

Prove it.

How?

Play me a ring tone.

[Music playing]

See? Told ya we got a cell

Phone!

Does it have bluetooth?

What?!

Your cell phone. Does it have

Bluetooth?

Yeah. Dude, it has

Bluetooth.

I don't believe you.

Show me.

Fine! Then, open the door.

See? Bluetooth! Ha ha!

Hey! What?

Oh, man!

Nice goin', bluetooth.

Nice goin', bluetooth. Don't start with me. Ow!

Don't start with me. Ow!

You let us outta here right

Now if you know what's good

For you!

Let us out!

I'll be happy to let you out,

Gentlemen, after my dinner.

All right, put the orangutan

Down!

Adrian favershim, we have a

Warrant for your arrest.

Oh, crud.

Ma'am?

Is that your brothers'

Orangutan?

That's him.

Hi, bobo. Who's a pretty boy?

You're in a lotta trouble,

Doctor.

What kinda sick, twisted man

Eats monkeys?

You're right. I'm not a well

Man. Perhaps prison would be a

Good place for me to--

Diversion!

He's runnin'!

Let's get him!

Stay here, bobo.

Boobs? You here?

Yeah!

We're in the closet!

Why are you guys in the

Closet?

Because we love coat

Hangers.

Just unlock the door.

I'll unlock the door -- on

One condition.

No.

No conditions.

Ok. See ya.

Wait!

Yes?

What's your condition?

First, we sell bobo back to

Stan the car man so he'll have

A good home.

Ok.

And...

We buy the car I want.

No way.

No way. Not hap'nin', little girl.

Not hap'nin', little girl.

Hey, is that drake and josh?

Hey, drake and josh!

Nice car! You guys goin' skirt

Shoppin'?!

[Laughter and chatter]

Get out of the way now!

Would you just go, please!

Would you just go, please! Go, go!

Go, go!

Learn how to drive!

Learn how to drive! Ooh, it's yellow!

Ooh, it's yellow!

No, no! It's not just a

Spatula. It's a titanium

Spatula. Yeah! Titanium. Oh,

Yeah, this thing's gonna flip an

Omelet and stop a hockey puck.

I'm serious! No, baby. I've seen

Your spatula and yours is not

Made of titanium. Yeah, they

Only sell 'em at the pottery

Barrel. Uh-huh. I'm tellin' you.

I've had some good spatulas in

My day, but this titanium is

Unsurpassed. Uh-huh. Titanium!

All right. Bye, gavin!