( whistling )
Oh, joy !
What a
beautiful day !
We're gonna spend the whole
weekend really roughing it,
just like the animals !
Yes, sir, it's back
to nature for us !
Right, Ren ?
Will you shut up ?
I don't want to rough
anything, so shut up !
( giggling )
Shut up, all right ?
Well, I'm hungry !
Don't tell me you didn't
bring any food.
Here we go, Ren.
Dehydrated
food pills.
What ?
Just like
the primitive man ate.
See, there's pills
for meat, cheese,
vegetables, grain,
tacos, applesauce.
Now, that is
truly disgusting.
Pills for food.
Hmm !
I'll have
the red meat pill.
Uh-uh-uh, Ren !
The red meat
dinner pill
is only for
the ruggedest of people.
Since you wanna
make it easy,
why don't you try
a nice creamed
spinach pill ?
I'll show you
who's rugged !
Give me that
meat pill !
Okay, Ren, okay.
But first
you have to add Wa--
shut up !
I know what
I'm doing.
Mm.
Cowboys
delight dinner.
I'm a cowboy.
Waah !
( gulps )
( sighs )
( rumbles )
No, sir,
I don't like it.
Gosh, Ren,
isn't this beautiful ?
Huh ?
Hey, you know what
would be fun ?
Let's go
skinny dipping.
What ?
Are you crazy ?
Oh, come on, Ren,
you'll like it.
No !
It's all right,
Ren.
It's nature.
( gasps )
( wolf whistle )
Come on in, Ren,
the water's fine.
I don't know.
What if someone
sees me ?
We're in the middle
of nowhere.
Who's gonna see you ?
Hmm.
Well, that water does
look pretty inviting.
( unzipping )
Okay, here I come !
No fair.
Huh ?
Oh, no.
Oh, come on, Ren.
Mm-mm.
Come on !
Well... okay.
( dings )
Well, hello there !
This feels great !
Come on,
let's frolic.
( gargling )
( giggling )
Skinny dipping.
I just love
skinny dipping !
Hey, fellers !
( soaring whistle )
How're you
fellers doing ?
Beautiful day,
isn't it ?
Boy, it sure is
nice to find other guys
who are comfortable with
their nakedity, like me.
Say, you know
who'd like this ?
Ma !
Hey, ma !
Hello, men !
( shattering )
I'm off to
pick berries, Ren.
Yeah, yeah.
Will you light
the fire while I'm gone ?
What ?
Do I have to do everything
around here ?
You know I'm lost
without you.
How am I supposed
to light this thing ?
Rub two
twigs together !
Twigs ?
What are
twigs ?
( squealing )
( scraping )
( buzzing )
( popping )
( belches )
( buzzing )
Ah, bah !
That's no way
to light a fire.
This is !
Yes, sir, this will
get her going.
( flowing )
Ahhh...
one roaring campfire,
coming up !
( expl*si*n )
( screaming )
Ahh !
Hang on there,
young feller,
I'll save you.
( pounding )
I just love
skinny stomping.
After stomping
your campfire,
always douse the embers
and stir the ashes
with a stick.
( chattering )
( crash )
Aren't the stars
beautiful, Ren ?
Yeah, they are.
This roughing it stuff
is great, Stimpy.
Why don't we sleep
under the stars tonight ?
Okay, pal.
( snoring )
( insect buzzing )
( growling )
( gulping )
( screams )
( sighs )
( snoring )
( heart b*ating )
( loud buzzing )
( rooster crowing )
Oh, man,
what a feast !
Oh, I'll never do
that again.
Oh, I'm stuffed.
( burping )
I don't know
about you guys,
but I'm gonna lay me
some eggs.
I hear you, man.
( yawning )
Man, did I
sleep good !
How'd you sleep, Ren ?
Oh, I slept all right.
This outdoors stuff
sure makes you thirsty.
Ah, cool, fresh,
virgin
spring water.
Sweet lord, no !
You can't drink
that water, Ren !
Beavers do their business
in that water !
If you drink it,
you could get beaver fever !
( growls )
Beaver fever ?
Would you
mind telling me
what I am supposed
to drink, then ?
Don't worry, Ren.
I always bring a supply
of clean, pure,
unpolluted water.
( gasps )
( gulps )
Ah, thanks,
Stimpy.
You saved my--
( screaming )
I don't feel
so good.
( clattering )
Hey !
My ears !
( screams )
Oh, dear !
Beaver fever !
Look what you've
done to me now !
You fat, bloated,
stupid idiot !
( whopping )
Ahh !
I just love
skinny slappin'.
( birds chirping )
( yawning )
I think
I'll watch some tube.
( squishing )
( growls )
I'm surrounded
by filthy, dirty,
stinky hairballs !
Oh, when Stimpy
gets home,
oh, what I'm
going to do to him !
( stomping )
( man on television )
We interrupt your regularly
scheduled program
for this news flash !
Oh, boy,
mayhem !
Top scientists have discovered
that feline hairballs
are an excellent
source of non-polluting fuel.
They're the perfect material
for manufacturing
the space shuttle's heat shield.
They're a better source of
material for clothing
than either cotton or wool !
They have more
fiber than oat bran !
They even cure pinkeye !
The price of hairballs has
been rising steadily,
and by the end of the week,
they are expected to be more
valuable than gold !
( Ren )
They're wet !
They're vile !
They're stinky !
But I love
them !
( laughs )
( Stimpy )
Ren ?
Stimpy !
Are you
all right ?
Please, Stimpy,
do wharf a mighty pile
of golden fleece upon
my grateful crown.
( churning
and rumbling )
Wharf !
( giggling )
At last, I can have
those pectoral implants.
( slurping )
( dings )
Mm-hmm,
good texture.
( dinging )
( whistles )
Stimpy,
snap it up !
Hmm.
Uh, hey,
Ren--
( crashing )
Shut up and lick
your other arm !
( slurping )
( scratching )
( percolating )
( dinging )
( farts )
Hey, mister, get back
on that line
and start wharfing !
But, Ren...
I need fuel to
make hairballs
and I'm fresh out.
Ugh, I guess you can
lick off my hair.
Come on, come on.
Get it
over with.
( slurping )
( shuddering )
That makes
my flesh crawl.
Stop it !
You've rendered
me hairless.
Now get to wharfing !
( wheezes )
I guess you weren't
hairy enough, Ren.
( laughing )
Uncle Ren got
licked for nothing.
Hmm.
Bubba...
yes, uncle Ren ?
Extend to Stimpy your
powerfully hairy arm.
( slurping )
( gulps )
Ugh.
Where are
you going ?
Your plate's
still full.
( wolf howling )
( groans )
( laughing )
Now that
feels purty.
Hey, buddy !
You think you're ready
to wharf some hairballs ?
I think so.
Then get
to it, man !
Time is money !
( gagging )
( both chanting )
Wharf ! Wharf ! Wharf !
( grunting )
Wharf ! Wharf !
Wharf ! Wharf ! Wharf !
( straining )
Wharf ! Wharf ! Wharf !
Wharf ! Wharf ! Wharf !
( grunting )
( gagging )
( gurgling )
No !
( thumping )
Oh, Bubba, come lend
Stimpy a hand.
Yes, uncle Ren.
Squeeze that
monkey, Bubba !
That's it,
Stimpy !
Let her rip !
( retching )
Hmm, why, there's
nothing in here
but a bunch of
useless bones and organs.
Hmm, this is serious.
Well, we'll have to
do an exploratory.
An exploratory ?
What's that ?
Show him, Bubba !
( snap )
Well, what do
you see ?
Nothing.
It's dark.
Use your flashlight,
stupid.
That's better.
( squishing )
( bird cawing )
( horn honking )
I think
I found it.
It's his
hairball gland.
I think it's broke.
It can't.
Without hairballs,
he's only half a cat.
Stimpy, I...
( sighs )
I've got to
make hairballs.
There, there, big fellow.
Just lay back
and relax.
But Ren,
what about your
pectoral implants ?
Yeah.
( crying )
When a cat loses
its hairball gland,
it's-- it's--
it's over !
It's over !
Yeah, it's over !
02x09 - The Great Outdoors/The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball
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Centers on Ren Höek, a short-tempered, psychotic, "asthma-hound" Chihuahua Dog, and Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat, a dimwitted and happy-go-lucky cat.
Centers on Ren Höek, a short-tempered, psychotic, "asthma-hound" Chihuahua Dog, and Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat, a dimwitted and happy-go-lucky cat.