01x02 - The Magic Spyglass/The Stone of Life

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santiago of the Seas". Aired: October 9, 2020 – present.*
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Follows Santiago, an 8-year-old pirate, and his crew as they embark on rescues, uncover hidden treasures and keeps the Caribbean high seas safe.
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01x02 - The Magic Spyglass/The Stone of Life

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all: Ahoy.

- ♪ It's Santiago
and his crew ♪

all: Santiago.

♪ Sailing the seas
off to the rescue ♪

- Adelante.
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Vámonos ♪
all: Heave ho.

- ♪ Let's go ♪

♪ On a pirate
adventure at sea ♪

all: Argh.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Santiago of the seas,
helping anyone in need ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Santiago ♪

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
all: ♪ Vámonos ♪

- ♪ He lives by
the good pirate's creed ♪

all: Santiago.

- Rah!
- El Catalejo Mágico.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, my turn.
[laughs]

Ahoy, mateys.

I'm using my spyglass
for Pirate I Spy.

Tomás, I spy with my little
eye, something pink!

Do you see it?

- Oh, yeah.
I see it.

- Santiago!
Tomás!

both: Lorelai!

♪ ♪

- Bracelet of pearl,
from mermaid to girl.

♪ ♪

Ahoy, mateys.

- Awesome.
We can all play now.

I spy with my little eye--
a spider!

Yikes!
Whoa!

Ay!

[gasps]Argh.

It broke.

- Maybe grandpa could fix it.

- Buena idea, primo.

[mellow tropical music]

What do you think, abuelo?

- Hmm.

Hmm.

It's broken all right.

Finito.
Kaput.

Rota.

- Aw, hornswoggle.

- Caracoles.
- [gasps]

- Amazing!
- That's the magic spyglass.

According to legend,

the first Pirate Protector
had a magic spyglass.

It could see in the dark,
peer through walls,

and even detect
invisible things.

- Imagine all the places
we could explore with it.

- And all the people
we could meet.

- And all the treasure
we could find.

- Piratas,we're
the new Pirate Protectors.

We have to find
that magic spyglass.

Compass, where's
the magic spyglass?

[mysterious music]

Blimey, it's hidden in
a mountain shaped like a skull.

- You mean Skull Mountain?

- On top of Isla Calavera.

- Adventure awaits us, amigos.

all: Piratas,ahoy!

A la aventura!

- Let's go!

♪ Vamos, piratas,
vamos together ♪

♪ We can all go
on an adventure ♪

♪ Join the crew,
we'll be friends forever ♪

♪ Full speed ahead,
shiver me timbers ♪

♪ We're heroes
of the high seas ♪

♪ Siempre valiente ♪

♪ Juntos we dare to do
the right thing ♪

all: Piratas, ahoy!

- ♪ Let's go, amigos ♪

all:
♪ Dale, dale, dale ♪

- ♪ We're Pirate Protectors ♪

all:
♪ Dale, dale, dale ♪

Pirates, ahoy!

[adventurous music]

Magic spyglass, here we come.

♪ ♪

- A magic spyglass?

I want it!
- [squeaks]

[squeaks]

- So what I have


None of them are magic!

I want it,
I want it, I want it!

[groans]

That magic spyglass
will be mine,

or my name isn't
Enrique Real de Palacios III.

- [squeaks]

- Ratoncitos,
let's hit the waves.

[dramatic music]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Anybody see Isla Calavera?

- I can't see anything
with this fog.

♪ ♪

- I have an idea.

Espada, brilla más!

- Que chévere!

- [gasps]
Look.

- Isla Calavera.

[adventurous music]

- Hey, piratas,the compass
is pointing to that cave.

Isla Calavera,

here we come.

♪ ♪

- Sure looks dark in there.

[eerie music]

Yep, definitely dark.

- Espada, brilla!

Whoa!

Oh, oh, ah!

- Santiago doesn't like
spiders, does he?

- Blimey.
- No, qué va!

- Oh.
[whimpers]

Ha, just making sure
it's all clear.

Vamos, piratas,

and keep your eyes open
for booby traps.

- [gasps]
- Booby traps?

- Traps set by pirates
to protect their treasures.

Síganme.

[gasps]
Avast.

The magic spyglass!

We can use it to help
the people of Isla Encanto.

- Yeah.
- Espera, te primo.

Booby traps.
- [gasps]

- I'll go first.

Aah!
- [gasps]

- Whoa.

both: Phew.

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

Step on the lights!

[whirring]
- Hey, what's that noise?

- Ladies and gentlemen,

Introducing...

Enrique Real de Palacios III.

- Caracoles.

- Just what I want,
a magic spyglass.

[zapping]
[gasps]

- Que es esto?

- I'm out of here.

Vámonos.
- [squeaks]

- We shall meet again,

or my name isn't
Enrique Real de Palacios III.

- Hornswoggle!

- How rude.
- We're trapped?

There's gotta be
another way out.

Oh!

Blimey.

- Another booby trap.
- What are we going to do?

- I bet the magic spyglass
could help us.

It helps good pirates.

[mysterious music]

Spyglass, X-ray.

♪ ♪

I can see a tunnel
behind that wall.

Follow me, mateys.

I think the wall is fake.

[magical chiming]

Come on!

- Aah!
- Yikes!

- Hold your seahorses.

Um...

how are we gonna cross that?

- How are we gonna cross that?

[mysterious music]

- Through the spyglass,
I can see an invisible bridge.

♪ ♪

- Primo,stop!
You'll fall.

- No te preocupes, Tomás.

Mira!

Piratas,
there really is a bridge.

Sígueme.

- No way.
I'm not stepping on--ay!

Aah!

Oh.
[laughs]

Told you it was gonna be easy.

- Wah!
- Aah!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Slippery sea slug!

- Uepa!

Ooh.

Ouchie.

- This spyglass is awesome.

- A most magical tool.

- Wait till we show abuelo.

- I'll take that.

- Hey, give it back.

- Never.

- Coquí!
Ooh!

[squeaking]

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Coquí.

- Whoa.

- Rayos!
Aah!

Wah!

- Flopping fly fish!

- Enrique fell
into a booby trap.

Espada, brilla.

Spider webs.

[whimpers]

- You're afraid of spiders.
I knew it.

- [sighs]
Sí, es verdad.

Sometimes I shiver me timbers
when I spy a spider.

- Nothing wrong with that,
Capitán.

Everyone's scared
of something some time.

- Yeah, even me.

- Ayudenme!

Por favor.

- What should we do?

- Although
I don't like spiders,

I have to rescue Enrique.

Good pirates always do
what's right.

[adventurous music]

- Enrique.

I can get us out, but I need
the spyglass to find the way.

- Nunca!

I can find the way
all by myself.

Hey, I can't see anything
with this thing.

Aah!

- Oh!
Aah!

Blimey.

[springing boings]

Kiko!
- Coquí, coquí!

[squeaks]

- Eso!
Thanks, buddy.

Maybe there's
a way out below us.

Spyglass, night vision.

Whoa.

I see a giant spider web.

- [squeaking]
Coquí, coquí, coquí.

- We can trampoline off
the giant spider web?

- Say what?

I can't possibly do that.

- Sure you can.

You're the famous
Enrique Real de Palacios.

- The Third.

- It's okay
to be scared sometimes.

We'll jump together.
Vale?

- Um...Vale.

- Let's do this.
Let's get ready to jump!

Brinca!

♪ ♪

both: Whoa!

- One more time.
Brinca!

both: Whoa!

- Ahoy.

both: Huzzah!

- Santiago!
- You did it!

- Enrique, are you okay?

- Me?
I'm awesome.

- Come on, we'll get
you back to your ship.

- I don't need any help.

Right, ratoncito?

- [squeaking]

- Argh.
Ah, for Enrique's sake.

Ow!
Ratoncito.

Aah!
Hornswoggle.

- We better go.
It's getting dark.

We won't be able
to see our way home.

- Don't forget, Lorelai,

the magic spyglass
has night vision.

It's so cool.

Let's go home.

Wait until we show abuelo
our new Pirate Protector tool.

I can't believe we found
the magic spyglass.

Strong work, me hearties.

Another awesome
pirate adventure.

- Coquí, coquí.

all: Piratas,ahoy!

- La Piedra de la Vida.
- Ooh!

[gentle guitar music]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

♪ ♪

Look what I found in
Capitán Calavera's journal.

- Aah!

Que pasó?
- What is it, Capitán?

- A treasure map.
- Coquí, coquí!

- Did you say treasure?
- Where does it lead?

- Let's see.

Hmm.

Que extraño.
The corner is missing.

all: Aw.

- Aha!
I bet the compass can help.

Compass, where does
this map lead?

[dramatic music]

- It looks like
some kind of crystal.

- Wait, is that
La Piedra de la Vida?

- Creo que sí.
- Coquí.

- The Stone of Life?
What's that?

- La Piedra de la Vida
is an ancient jewel

said to have to have
mysterious, magical powers.

- Mm-hmm!

- Legend says it was lost
a long time ago

on an uncharted island,

and though many have searched,
it's never been found.

With this map, Capitán Calavera
must've been after it.

We've got find it, and finish
what Calavera started.

Adventure awaits, amigos!

Piratas,ahoy!

A la aventura!

- [caws]

[heavy breathing]

- So what are Santiago and his
scallywags up to this time?

- [heavy breathing]
Santiago...

Crew... After...
La Piedra de la vida.

[sighs]

- This stone of life, huh?

Imagine what I could do
with all of its power.

- Um, what is
la piedra'spower?

- Uh, no importa,

but I have a feeling
we'll find out soon enough.

[both laughing]

- Right this way,
good pirates.

Keep an eye out, me hearties.

La piedrais guarded
by booby traps.

- [stammering]
Booby traps?

- [clacking]
- Aah! Booby trap!

- Tomás, it's just a crab.

[laughter]

[mystical music]

- The compass says we should
be near a twisted tree.

- Allí esta!
- [gasps]

♪ ♪

Bingo.
- Nice work, Tomás.

- Treasure, here we come.

- Espérate.
- Huh?

- Qué pasó?

- Something doesn't
feel right.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Spyglass, X-ray vision.

♪ ♪

Just as I thought:

a mud pit trap.

- Yuck.

- How do we get across,
Santiago?

- Easy peasy.

[adventurous music]

We swing across.

- Swing across the booby trap?
- Hang on, me hearties.

all: Whoa!

both: Oof.
- Amigos.

Ayúdenme!

Whoa!

all: Oof.

- That was close.

- Todos bien?
both: Aye, aye!

- Coquí!

- La Piedrashould be
right this way.

[scheming music]

- [laughs]
Silly swabs

leading us
right to the treasure.

- Aah!
Uh, Capitana,

shouldn't just slow down
a wee bit?

The legend says
there are booby traps.

- Pshaw.
Booby traps, shmooby traps.

Eeh!

Bilge water,

but I'm still gonna
get la piedra.

- [gasps]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Blimey.

- Double blimey.

- Triple blimey.

♪ ♪

- Coquí.

- Qué magnífico.

- [laughs]
Absolutely amazing.

- Sail, ho!

- Caracoles!

♪ ♪

The compass says,
la piedrais up there.

- But how do we get up there?

- Like this.

[grunting]

[adventurous music]

[grunts]
Come on, mateys!

Whoa.

Ooh!
Wow.

[grunts]

♪ ♪

[grunting]

Climb aboard, me hearties.

[adventurous music]

[creaking]
- Aah!

We're going down.
Abandon ship.

[dramatic musical sting]

- Tranquilo, socio.

- Those big strong vines
are holding up the ship.

- Oh, right.
Of course.

I knew that.

- La piedrais in the hull
of the ship.

Vengan.

[mysterious music]

♪ ♪

[all ooh]

- Wow.

- This way, me hearties.

- ♪ I can't to wait to see ya,
La Piedra de la Vida ♪

- [gasps]
How absolutely outstanding.

-The compass says la piedra
should be right here?

- [gasps]
- [gasps]

- La Piedra de la Vida.

- Whoa.

- It's even more magnificent
than I imagined.

- [gasps]

- Qué está pasando?

- Oh, everything is losing
its glow.

- La piedra.

It's power must be

what's keeping the plants
and animals alive.

If we take it away...

- The plants will wither,

and this whole place
will fall apart.

- Oh, no!

- We won't let that happen,
mateys.

We have to put this back.

- [caws]
Express pick up.

- Sir Butterscotch?
- Ah, here you go.

all: Bonnie!
- [laughs]

La Piedra de la Vida?
Para mí?

You swabs are much too kind.

- Bonnie, you can't
take la piedra.

These plants
and animals need it to--

- Pshaw!

You think some plants and bugs
on a wee little tugboat

are going to stop me from--
[loud creaking]

[gasps]
Whoa!

Um, that's our cue!
Later, landlubbers!

- Come on, Mateys, we need
to get la piedraback

and protect this island!

- [laughs]

[loud groaning]

- Blimey!
All hands on deck!

We've gotta save the ship!

[straining]

Lorelai, can I get a hand?

I mean, a fin?

- Bracelet of pearl...

[upbeat music]

to mermaid from girl!

♪ ♪

Water falling down.
Turn yourself around!

[mystical whooshing]

Got it, piratas!

But I can't hold it for long.

- Tomás,
can you play your guitar

to put some wind
in our sails?

- Whoa!

I dunno, primo!

- It's okay.
You can do it!

Tell Tomás,
"Toca la guitarra!"

Toca la guitarra!

Again!

- Okay.
I can do this.

[power chord blares]

♪ ♪

- Hang on, mateys!

- Uepa!

- Yeah, you did it!

- This won't hold long.

Keep protecting the ship
while I rescue la piedra!

Good Pirates never give up!

- We're almost home, Beezies!

- It's over, Bonnie!

I have to put la piedra
back where it belongs!

- Mi piedra?

Uh, nope.

Adiós!

- Whoa!

- [cackles]
[soft snap]

- Bonnie, look out!

- Nice try, but you can't--

Whoa!
[gasps]

[triumphant music]

- Muchas gracias.

- Santi, where are you?

- Santiago, hurry!

- The ship! Sorry, Bonnie,
that's my cue!

- Hornswoggle!

Argh!
Your feathers are poking me!

- I got it!
We can save the island!

Here it is!

- [straining]
Great!

[power chord blares]

- All right!

[mystical whooshing]

[ship creaking]

- We gotta hurry!

[mystical humming]

[all gasp]

- Que increible!
- Fantastic!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Avast, mateys!

Capitán Calavera
must have found la piedra.

But instead of taking it,
he kept it safe.

Just like we're gonna do.

[mystical shimmer]

[chuckles]
- [coos]

Gracias, socio.

Thanks for helping us
finish Calavera's adventure

and saving la piedra.

We did good, me hearties.

all: Piratasahoy!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪
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