02x27 - The Tale of The Racing Rabbit

[bunniefuu]

-♪ Let's go ♪
-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Go on a run ♪

♪ Run for our lives ♪

♪ We'll tear a hole in every fence
And every wall ♪

♪ Run through the fields ♪

♪ Run wild and free ♪

♪ And grab a piece of every
Radish that we see! ♪

♪ Go day and night ♪

♪ Go for it all ♪

♪ It's time to fly, come on,
The wind's begun to blow ♪

♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ 'Cause you and I we weren't
Made for going slow ♪

♪ Adventure calls ♪

♪ The game is on ♪

-♪ Come on! ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

-♪ Peter Rabbit ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

[Peter] "The Tale of the Racing Rabbit."

[Lily] Morning, Peter.

-Hey, Lily.
-Do you think it’s ready yet?

Only one way to find out. Let’s hop to it.

[tinkering, hammering]

Hmm, sounds like Benjamin’s

-still working on it to me.
-[gasps] Come on.

Okay, keep ‘em closed until I say.

-You both promise?
-[Peter and Lily] Mmm-hmm.

[giggling]

[both] Nose Twitch, Ear Scratch,
Rabbit Paw… Ooh!

-Whoa.
-[both chuckle]

Yeah, that doesn’t really work
if our eyes are closed.

Can we open them yet?

Not yet. Wait right here.

-Keep ‘em closed. [grunts softly]
-[tinkering, hammering]

-[Benjamin] Keep ‘em closed.
-This is so exciting.

[Benjamin] And open your eyes.

-Ta-da!
-[Peter and Lily] Wow!

I call it the Racing Rabbit.

-Oh, wow.
-Amazing.

Nice work, Benjamin.

It’s all thanks to the instructions
in your dad’s journal.

[Peter] Hmm.

Good old dad.

Yup, this little beauty’s got it all.

Three seats, four wheels
and one steering wheel.

Amazing. I love the color. And the horn.

[horn tooting]

[giggles] And the round wheels, I mean,
wheels are always round, but still.

Whoa, what does this thing do?

Nothing really. Just makes it look cool.

And what’s this?

Whoa! The danger lever
is painted red for a reason.

"Danger lever"?

It’s a little something
I added for emergencies.

-Whoa. [chuckles nervously]
-Benjamin, this go-kart is awesome.

Yeah, it looks good, but is it fast?

Oh, it's really fast.

I have two words for you…

-Buckle up.
-[seat belt clicks]

-[Lily giggles]
-[Benjamin whimpers]

Yay! Whoo-hoo!

[Peter] Whoo-hoo!

[sarcastically] Yay. Whee. Fun.

Benjamin, don’t you want to see
where we’re going?

Not really.

[screaming]

-Peter, look out!
-Whoa!

[Lily] Whoa!

[Peter] This is the greatest! Ha-ha!

♪ I like ‘em wriggly,
I like ‘em straight ♪

♪ I like worms when they’re on my plate ♪

-[Peter and Lily laughing in distance]
-[sniffs] Huh?

Well, I never, a laughing worm. Huh.

-[Peter] Whoa!
-[Lily] Look out!

[Tommy] My worms.

Was that Tommy Brock?

You made a mess of my dinner!
I’ll get you for that!

-Yep!
-[Benjamin gasps]

Sorry about that, Tommy Brock!

-[Benjamin whimpering]
-[laughing]

What’s so funny?

There’s no way he can catch us.

You were right, it is fast.

[panting] Slow down, rabbits, slow down!

Whoa! Ow!

[grunts] This is gonna hurt.

Ah, another peaceful day in the woods.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing…

And badgers are rolling
out of control towards me.

-Yow! [body thuds]
-[Mr. Tod] Ooh!

Oh, that was a softer landing
than I expected.

-[Mr. Tod groans]
-Huh?

Oh, good morning, Mr. Tod. [chuckles]

It would be a much better morning

if there wasn’t a smelly badger
sitting on top of me!

Get off me you brute!

-[snarls]
-No need to have a go at me.

Reckon I’ve had a much
harder day than you.

Oh, really? And why’s that,
you tedious oaf?

Them rabbits. They rushed by
in some sort of speedin’ wagon

and knocked my worms over.

-[rabbits cheering]
-Look, there they go!

Hmm. That will never do.

They’re already impossible to catch.

What say you and I, Brock,

get our paws on those rabbits
once and for all?

We’d have to slow ‘em down first.

That’s exactly what I plan to do.
[laughing maliciously]

[rabbits laughing, cheering]

Did we lose Tommy Brock?

-I think so.
-[Lily and Peter laughing]

Whoa! Tree!

[Peter] No problem! Whoo-hoo!

[Benjamin and Lily cheering]

Peter, look out for that log!

[Benjamin and Lily cheering]

-[Benjamin] Laundry!
-Huh? Laundry? Uh-oh.

[rabbits] Whoa!

[all] [gasp] Whoa!

Look out!

[rabbits] Whoa!

Well, that’s one way to stop.

Everyone okay?

Um, Peter?

Well, starch my sheets. [clicks tongue]

Sorry, Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle.

Gosh, that’s quite a contraption.

We call it the Racing Rabbit.

The fastest go-kart in the woods.

Fast, you say?

Fast enough to help a poor old hedgehog
deliver her laundry?

There’s towels for Mrs. Puddleduck,

shirts for Mr. Bouncer,

tablecloths for Mrs. Rabbit,

a jacket for Squirrel Nutkin

and a sheet for Mr. Jeremy Fisher.

That’s a lot of laundry.

Consider it done, Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle.

Delivering laundry’s the least we can do.

We’ll be back before you can say…

[all] Racing Rabbit!

♪ Off you go! No time to lose ♪

♪ You best be on your way ♪

Oh, thank you!

[rabbits] Whoo!

[Tommy grunts]

♪ 'Cause you can't afford to fail today ♪

[gasps]

♪ Proceed with care,
Think fast, stay your way ♪

-[laughing maliciously]
-[Benjamin] Whoa!

Oh! Whoa!

Whoa!

Ah! Ha!

[Peter giggles]

♪ It's waiting there for you ♪

Whoa!

Huh? Who’s out there?

And why are you doing my laundry?

-[rabbits cheering]
-Only one more delivery to go.

Mr. Jeremy Fisher.
Nothing can stop us now.

Except for that log!

-Watch out!
-[all gasp]

[rabbits] Whoa!

[chuckles maliciously]

I’m so sorry
to put a stop to all your fun.

Get it? "Stop"?

I used that log to stop
your silly little kart. [laughs]

Reverse.

[muttering]
Rabbits are brave, rabbits are brave.

Peter, go!

What?

[Tommy cackles]

[rabbits] Tommy Brock!

You rabbits knocked over
my bucket of worms.

It was an accident.

We said sorry.
Can’t we just forget about it?

-I’ve got a better idea.
-[Peter gasps]

Why don’t we all go home to my place

and have a nice roast rabbit supper?

-I prefer vegetables, thank you.
-[gasps] Huh?

[gasps] He means we’re the supper,
doesn’t he?

Afraid so.

-[grunts]
-[Peter] Keep back!

[whimpering]

Hmm.
Be careful you don’t fall off, Mr. Tod.

Oh, there’s no chance of that.

[grunts]

[Mr. Tod exclaims]

[grunts]

-[rabbits laughing]
-The danger lever.

Benjamin, you’re a genius.

[laughing] That was pretty funny.
Mr. Tod went, "Whee!"

[laughs] Huh?

Let’s go!

Ow! [grumbling]

Don’t just stand there,
you blundering badger.

After them!

I can’t see where I’m going.

Okay, there’s a tree coming up.

Steer left.

[Lily yelps] I mean, steer right!

[rabbits exclaiming]

-This is bad.
-Boulder ahead.

[Lily yelps]

-Very bad!
-[rabbits] Oof!

Time we run you off the road, rabbits.

This is it. We’re fox food.

A good rabbit never gives up.

They’re coming straight at us!

[Lily and Benjamin]
We’re heading straight for them!

-Whoa!
-[Mr. Tod] Oof!

[Tommy grunts]

I’m okay. Like anybody cares. Oof.

Ha-ha! See you later, Mr. Tod!

See? Told you it’s fast.

Whoa, whoa!

Um, okay, Benjamin, but what we do
if the brakes are broken?

I think the best thing to do is
scream really loud!

[screaming]

Don’t worry,
we’ll stop when we hit the lake.

[rabbits] The lake? [screaming]

[Benjamin whimpering]

Mr. Fisher’s sheet.

This is no time to worry
about the laundry.

I’m not. Hold on.

Rabbits are brave. Rabbits are brave.
[whimpering]

[rabbits] Whoa!

Peter Rabbti!

-Whoa!
-[splashing]

-[Peter] Nice day for a swim, Mr. Tod!
-[rabbits giggling]

So, where were we?
Oh, yeah, delivering laundry.

Um, Peter, I think this one
might need washing again.

[giggles] Okay then,
back to Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle's.

Yeah, but a little slower this time, okay?

[all laughing]

[groans]

Maybe I should just move to the city.

I wonder if cousin Spencer
would remember me.

Just-in-case-pocket, just in case.

And then zoom!
We were going downhill but backwards.

And zip, zip, zip!

Trees were going past,
and then we turned around,

but we couldn’t stop and whomp…
We used the sheet to brake.

Clothes pegs and washboards.

Who’d of thought delivering laundry

could be so much fun?

It was, thanks to Benjamin
and the Racing Rabbit.

Yeah, it’s something special all right.

But you’ve got to know
just how to handle it.

[yells]

Whoa, whoa!

-Benjamin’s something special, too.
-[Peter and Lily chuckling]

Um, somebody help me down?

[all laughing]

We’re coming, dear.

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪

♪ Peter Rabbit ♪