01x06 - This is a Life or Death Situation

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Reality series of the Kardashian family featuring Kourtney, Kim, and Khloé Kardashian and their half-sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, and their mother, Kris Jenner.
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01x06 - This is a Life or Death Situation

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KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...

I'm kicking you out
'cause I have to study.

I've got one sh*t to do this test,
and if I don't pass,

then my whole
law school journey is over.


How's everything going with Kanye?

He's like, "I haven't signed
the divorce papers."

"I don't wanna divorce,
so I'll not sign 'em."

I'm very sure now.

What's going on for Thanksgiving?

Did I get banned from that yet?

I just want everybody to be happy,

but don't put me in the middle.

I don't understand
why I should be left out.

Kourtney, at the end of the day,
is my sister.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

SCOTT: Why didn't you invite me
to your birthday?

KENDALL: I didn't invite anyone
to my birthday.

She didn't have a birthday dinner.

She had a birthday party at a club.

I had a birthday dinner, Mom.

By the way, I was the one
that was literally like,

all right, like,
"What about Scott's feelings?

- "What's Scott gonna feel?"
- That's true.

- Have I not?
- She was the one...

Great. I heard that and then
you don't invite me to your birthday.

Scott, I'm saying sorry.

I never heard you say sorry.

That's not my priority.

...first started saying
I didn't have a birthday.

I'm literally... I'm out.
This is so [BLEEP] ridiculous.

You won't let me speak, Scott,
you're talking over me.

First of all, you started saying

you didn't even have a [BLEEP] party
or a birthday.

- Guys...
- I [BLEEP] didn't. I literally...

I didn't have a birthday.

- I never partied.
- This is my mom, Scott.

- I literally said yes, Mom...
- You said...

Scott, go please replay
the [BLEEP] videos.

Why didn't you invite me
to your birthday?

I didn't really invite
anyone to my birthday.

She didn't have a birthday dinner.

I had a birthday dinner, Mom.

I'm so over this sh*t, Scott,
for real.

SCOTT: Ooh.

Must be a rough life.

If I shouldn't be a part of this family
anymore, I'd rather not be a part of.

That's not what anybody said.

- We love you. We want you.
- It's not fun being half and half.

No, I understand.
I think to...

You know, Kendall's stuck in the middle,
so that's not fair to do to her.

Yeah, but she talks all this sh*t
saying she's sticks up for me.

No, you know what, but she did.

- Obviously, she felt something.
- She feels terrible.

KRIS: I don't like it when anybody's
arguing, especially my kids.


And Scott really needs to get a hold
of his emotions right now

and not get so rattled.

Nobody wants to deal with anything
in this family about anything.

Listen, you can't make somebody
feel or do what you want them to do.

I don't know.

It's only gonna get better and better.

Or worse.

Could go either way.

KRIS: She's spilled pretzels
all over the place.

Damn.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KOURTNEY: Hi.

KENDALL: I just got a huge fight
with Scott.

Can I come to your house?

Totally. Yeah.

KHLOÉ: But what happened?

What... even now?

I don't even know anything.

Scott's like, "What's going on
for Thanksgiving?"

Obviously, like,
"What, I'm not invited?"

Like, immediately it's hostile.

You and him got into an argument?

He's like,
"Your birthday dinner,

"Kourtney and Travis were there."

And I was like, "Yeah, they were.

He's like,
"I would've loved to be there,

"like you didn't invite me
to that either."

He's talking through me the whole time,
and I'm like, I don't do that.

I've been in enough toxic relationships
where someone...

I can't stand it anymore.
Like, I shut off.

So I stand up, I said, I'm out of here
and I just walked out mid-conversation.

He's still talking.

I've never seen Kendall and Scott fight.

Never.

KENDALL: He was victimizing himself.

He was villainizing everybody else,
including me,

which I have no ill intention
towards him,

and I love him,
and would always want him around.

So, it just caught me off guard.

But like at the end of the day,
it's like, really not my place.

It's them two.

Right. Kourtney only cares
about Kourtney Land right now.

Well, you guys got to...

I just don't have the energy for this.

My head is on a different planet,

and I feel like
I'm living a different life.

I am unsubscribing from this drama.

I've told you this weeks ago.

We think you need to talk to Scott
and set some real boundaries

- 'cause everyone else is in the middle.
- I feel you.

I do think should say,
"Hey, moving forward,

"stop talking to my family about things.
Like, you ask me if I am comfortable,

"stop putting everyone else
in the middle, done."

You're supposed to be the boss here.

He's not going to her because
he knows he can't get sh*t out of her,

so, he was gonna go to you.

Like the least combative.

But that's so [BLEEP] up.
He's gonna prey on you.

That's actually really [BLEEP] rude.

Like, I want nothing but the best
for him since we've broken up.

Totally. That has to come from
a place with guilt, though, too.

I think that's where it's coming from,
most of it.

Yeah, I'm sure it does hurt you.

I'm sure it really [BLEEP] sucks
to realize what you did to your life,

because once you have
to swallow that pill,

- it's a hard pill to swallow.
- KENDALL: Yeah.

KIM: Hey, thanks for coming.

So up in your space right now.
Look at this.

I love it.
I love you being up in my space.

Scott Budnick is a good friend of mine

and he's really dedicated
his life to prison reform.


He is the first person
that brought me to a prison.


And once I realized
that I can make a difference,

it was really kind of hard to stop.

So the question,

if... Not if, when you pass the BAR,
what's the next move?

I don't know, like, I think
it would be cool to, like, start a firm

that does just justice reform
and hire formerly incarcerated people...

- It's so cool.
- ...to just run it and work there.

Oh, my God, that's so cool.

You know, just do stuff
like help fund cases,

help fund getting an investigator.

I really invest in the people
that I work with,

especially on death row cases.

I... I worked on a case
for a guy named Brandon Bernard.

First and foremost, Brandon,
I want you to know


that I really believe in you,

and I'll do anything
that I can to help stop this.


And I got to know him pretty well
in his last few days.

I feel like it has to be,
you know, super heavy, deep.

If there's any question,
whatever you want to talk about.

And I posted this all on social media

because he really wanted me
to share his story.

I FaceTimed him, I've spoken to him.

I mean, the guy's like, legitimate,
the sweetest guy ever.

If you save a single human life,
it's as if you've saved the whole world.


- ...save the whole world.
- Let's do it. Let's do it.

But sometimes, you know we're able
to stop it, and sometimes we're not.

[BRANDON SPEAKING]

KIM: I was his last call.

I couldn't hold it in.

And the fact that he was
calming me down from crying


was really like, broke my heart.

And he was ex*cuted.
We weren't able to stop it.


I mean, but this is why I do what I do.

Because the system is so broken.

I think my goal
is just sharing the process

so that people can see what our system
is really like and how inhumane

the death penalty really is.

I have to fight harder

to make sure that this doesn't happen
to someone else.


I have not been able to stop
thinking about Julius Jones.

The, um...

Invitations to his execution
were sent out to his family today.

You know, he's about to be ex*cuted
in three days.

The Parole Board is twice
has, like, recommended


he get life
with the possibility of parole.


And the governor are waiting on you,
and I couldn't imagine.

I cannot.
I cannot imagine at all.

Like, we really are no more

than just like one choice off
of like a really [BLEEP] up life.

Julius Jones has been on death row
for over 20 years.

A lot of people believe him

to be an innocent man
that's on death row.

Jones is scheduled to be ex*cuted
November 18th for a m*rder


he insists he did not commit.

The lawyers write
in a clemency petition,


the trial was shrouded
in racial prejudice.


Clemency is where the governor
or the president

can reduce someone's sentence

or even grant them a pardon.

REPORTER: In court documents,

Jones' lawyers say evidence
that could have exonerated


the death row inmate was overlooked
and never presented to the jury.


Jones' family says the teenager
was at home the night of the m*rder


and that he did not match the appearance
of the suspect's description.


KIM: I think what got to me
is he was hanging out with his friends.


There's a lot of evidence
that his codefendant planted evidence


and then pled guilty
and got a lesser charge.


I always try to think of a case
and think about

what would I do if this was my son?

My God, I'm so scared
for my, like, boys.

Like, to be teenagers and
just hanging around the wrong people.

Yeah.

I tell them all the time,
just that it's like who you hang around.

Yeah.

KIM: That just stuck out to me,

and I really wanted
to help him and his family.


Then, Scott Budnick and I decided to
partner up to really fight for Julius.

And I screenshot
a thing I'm gonna post

and it says there is a defibrillator
by the whatever.

If he has a heart att*ck,
you must revive him

with the defibrillator, so they must
revive him so they can k*ll him.

Yeah, it's crazy.

That's what's in the handbook.

It's so insane to me.

What would your dad say?

- I mean, he would be so damn proud.
- He would be so excited.

He would be.

He would get a kick out of it.

He would be like, "You're insane."

He used to tell me,
"You don't wanna do this."

He said to me, "You're so vain."

"You are not gonna want
to be an attorney

"and you'll have
so many [BLEEP] wrinkles

"because, the stress
and you'll stay up all night."


He's like, "I know you,
you don't want this job."

Look at how much you've changed.

I know.

- Willing to take the wrinkles.
- Yeah, I was gonna say.

Well, thank God for botox.

- [LAUGHS]
- But, yeah.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

Tristan is in town
and my house is still being built.

So we get to use Kim's gym.

Kim has been sharing her gym with me

for a good year and a half now,
so God bless her.


Everything is supposed
to go a certain way.

I don't understand.

TRISTAN: Khlo-CD...

- OCD.
- In my opinion.

KHLOÉ: This is our happy place.

Working out together,
we motivate one another.


We just have fun in the gym.
It's awesome.

What did the fan say when you got
the fan ejected at the game?

I know you said it was directed at me,
or was it directed at everyone?

I'm not offended.

No, that was you, that was
directed at you. And then I just...

What did they say?

The last game Tristan had,
some fans were heckling him,

and then I saw online
that a fan got ejected


and blah, blah, blah but not details.

So I really am just so curious
as to the details.

Whatever. You know,
the stuff in the past,

and whatever your past,
it is what it is.

- Like what?
- I don't know, just like...

I could care less.

"She's going like she talks
to different basketball players

"and you're just the next one."

And I was like I said,
"Listen, here, man,

"enjoy the game with your girl
because she coming here to see me."

Okay. He called me a whore
and said I date basketball players.

- Yeah, he called you a whore...
- I've had six boyfriends.

Three of them have been in the NBA.

Thank you.

- Yes.
- Well, how is that my problem?

Got kicked out.

I said, "Yeah, you're not gonna keep
talking about my family like that."

- So, got his ass out of there.
- Good.

Tristan is very protective
of his family.

He doesn't like people
talking about any one of us.

and that's just...
I mean, it's really cute,

and it's just how I think
how everyone should be.

You just are supposed
to protect your family.

- Hi, guys.
- TRISTAN: Good morning.

- Hey, guys.
- TRISTAN: What's up?

What's up?
How's it going?

Let me pause this.

Hi, little cutie-patootie.

Oh, you scared me.

Well, is something in there alive?

You sure? Okay.

- Why would I give...
- It's shaking. Hold on you open it.

[GASPS]

I knew it was something.

[LAUGHING]

I knew it was something.

You got me.

Fearless over here.

KIM: Kanye walked out on SNL,

but I'm always going to take
the high road.

We have kids involved.

Kanye is here to pick up the kids.

I just woke up and in the mornings
that he takes them to school,

is kind of relieving for me
'cause I get to do a little bit of work.

And we now trade off on

who takes the kids
to school in the morning.

Stop. You are, for real?

- That's amazing.
- KIM: Let me see.

The kids drivin' it
with, like, a seat belt and stuff?

Yeah. This one is good.
It has all the space.

This one, right here...

- Maybe you guys could film this.
- Totally.

Look at what I'm picking
the kids up...

In a fire truck tomorrow.
That's so cute.

...looked like cameras.

Act like there's no cameras,
ain't no cameras.

No, this is docu-series. You can
actually talk to the cameras here.

- You can talk to the cameras.
- Oh, okay.

You're gonna talk for 45 minutes.

He came in with these boots.
Like, "You're not gonna work out?"

He's like, "He works out with it."

All right, bro.

On a scale...

Let me just really ask you something,
Tristan, and be as honest as you want.

Okay?

Is this not the most either

an individual would say,
"What amazing family

"that you guys just keep
everyone around at all times."

Or are you, like,

"How does this family
still keep all these guys around?"

Like once you're in, it's like the mob.
You can't get out like...

- Blood in blood out, right?
- Yeah.

We have a very loyal, strong vibe
in our family.

We are great co-parenters.
We are great at blending families.

We've learned that
from my mom and my dad.

That's just how we are.
That's how we were raised.

Like my mom and my dad
were best friends.

My dad and my step-dad
played golf together twice a week.

Yeah, that doesn't really happen
anywhere else besides your guys' family.

Usually the dad and the step-dad...
Someone's getting hit with a golf club.

Like, Scott is never leaving,
Kanye's never leaving.

Looks like you're never leaving.

You're all here. Forever.

No, more like you're never leaving me.

Oh, okay, I think either way it goes...

Yeah. Blood in, blood out.

- We're family if you like or not.
- We're families for life.

But I think it's such a beautiful thing.

Hi, how are you?

Good.

We are at the ARC offices,
and it is the anti-recidivism coalition.

What's going on? How you doing?

I haven't been here in a while.

Scott Budnick has dedicated
his money and his time

and his resources to starting ARC,

which, basically, is a program
where when people get out of prison,


they can come to him for a job,
for a place to stay.

Welcome back to ARC.

So, Scott and I have been working on

Julius' case for over two years.

Julius' execution is coming up

and we have to do everything
we can to stop it.


Before we really dig into a case,

Scott and I make like a vision board
type mood board

of who we think could be important.

Anyone that can really
just be influential to...


the governor and to help
get our message across.

So, we want to do the Zoom call.

I think that would be really helpful.

I can get everyone on this like
group chat that I'm on, on it,

which is like 35 different celebrities

and people that I think
are really influential.

Maybe we invite the family on

to talk about just Julius
and his character.

KIM: His execution is just
a few days away.


The Pardons and Parole Board
has recommended clemency

for Julius to the governor twice,
which is really rare.

The governor can accept that
and grant him clemency,


or the governor can do nothing
and his execution will still continue.

This is a life or death situation.

You want to start like calling
texting folks, like, right now?

- Yeah. I'm already doing it.
- Okay. I'm on it.

All right. I got...

I got J. Cole.

I got Snoop.

I would text like
Demi Lovato, Katy Perry,

Gwyneth Paltrow, Jake Gyllenhaal,
Amy Schumer, James Corden.

What Julius obviously would like

is his sentence commuted
and his sentence changed to time served

'cause he's been in for 20 years.

Me and Common
are gonna be hosting the call.

BUDNICK: ...for Julius.
He's about to have his hearing...

And would love you to be on the call
to see how you can help.

Remember the name Julius Jones.

We have the power to save him.

He's at risk of being ex*cuted.

And I really, really
hope you can be there.

Hey, so, Common and I are hosting...

Hey, it's Budnick,
wondering if you can...

...because the execution date
has been set for him.

MANDY: Julius Jones has been on
Oklahoma's death row for over 20 years.


Despite having
an ineffective public defense,


racism on his jury.

James Corden
did the most amazing video ever.

- I really think that helped us.
- Yep.

I sincerely beg you to join me
in taking action


and shining a light on Julius' story

because together we might be able
to spare the life of an innocent man.


And we need a lot of amplification.

We need the faith leaders
to get to the governor.

You did the Zoom with Bishop Jakes.

He ended up leading
a Julius Jones Faith call


with like thousands of pastors
all over the country.

Jesus was an advocate for the oppressed.

And we really need to like
amplify everything.

And I just wanted to know
if you would get on.


Then we're gonna be able
to tell people what they can do

if they so feel it in their soul.

Do it for Julius. Do it for his family.
Do it for our country because this...


This cannot happen
in a civilized nation.


Calling all like the big CEOs
and billionaires in Oklahoma

that they don't want to lose.

Julius gets ex*cuted.

- Yeah...
- If people don't go crazy.

We have a lot of people
that I've already committed.

KIM: Us being loud and all these people
that we've reached out to,


it's really getting down to the wire
and we don't have a lot of time left.


Ultimately, we have to get the governor

and push him to really
make this decision.

The clock is ticking.

Honestly, I'm sure
if I called any athlete,

we said I wanted a call with them...

they would pick up and think that
I wanted to hook up with them.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[SIREN BLARING]

You're drivin' us today?

- No, I am.
- Okay...

- What's up, bro. How you doin'?
- Pleasure, sir.

- What up, man?
- Pleasure to meet ya.

You guys got cool Firefighter outfits.

What's up, everybody?

Dad picked you up in a fire truck?

How cool.

KIM: Kanye is here to pick up the kids,
to take 'em to school.


He loves to do that.

- Did you tell Saint?
- No.

Mom said it was a surprise.

So, of course, in his very Kanye way,
he comes in a full fire truck.

Guys, is this not
the coolest thing ever?

- Who gets to ride in a fire truck?
- I do.

I don't think anyone
has ever done this before, ever.

KIM: No matter what we're going through,

I always want my kids to be around
their dad as much as possible

and just have their mornings with Dad
and get dropped off at school.

[HORN TOOTING]

He's already a good driver.
When did you learn to drive?

KIM: Are you ... here?

Have so much fun, guys.

All right.

Starting...

[NORTH EXCLAIMING]

KANYE: Look at the lights.

Look at the lights on the outside.
Recorded on outside to see the lights.

[SIREN BLARING]

KANYE: That's cool.

Are you gonna wear one, Chi?
Okay, that's gonna be so cute.

I think sometimes people are kind of
bashful to be super dads.

Everybody wants to be like a cool dad,
and sometimes you just got to like

wear the fire hat.
You know what I mean?


Sometimes you got to wear
the Easter Bunny costume.

[EXCLAIMING]

[KANYE WARBLES, LAUGHS]

[BOTH WARBLING]

That's like a bird.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

- Hi, guys.
- KOURTNEY: Hi.

- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

Good morning.

Did she give you a drape
to get undressed?

No.

So our egg retrieval with Dr. Wood

didn't go the way that
we would have hoped.

DOCTOR: Okay. There's your uterus.

You know, there's a follicle here.

What you really have is one...

- Is one good follicle.
- Okay.

He was able to retrieve the egg,

but it didn't make it
to an embryo stage.

Just cover this
so we can do your ultrasound.

Can you turn the lights off, please?

KOURTNEY: We start back again,

and we are at Dr. A's office

to check my follicles,
see how they're looking.

See how many follicles we have.

She measures all the follicles
and then she sends it all to Dr. Wood.

DR. THAÏS: You have a photo
of every time we've done this?

- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

He...

He takes a photo every single time.

DR. THAÏS: Oh, look at this follicle.

Look at that.

- KOURTNEY: Does it look good?
- Yes. It's the first time we've had it.

So remember, it was 12 two days ago,

and it's 14 right now,

which is about the right size
for retrieval.

- Do you have his cell phone?
- I do.

- You should text this to him.
- Okay.

- This is the best it's ever been.
- BARKER: Really?

DR. THAÏS: Yeah,
we've never gotten to this point.

The fertility journey,
Travis and I stay in the moment with it

and like just do the steps
that we need to do.

You know, it's nice to hear good news
and have some positivity.


So, we love that.

But we just wait to hear
the final thoughts from Dr. Wood

once he receives my blood work and
really gets to look at the follicles.

- Thank you.
- Take care, guys. Bye.

I think...

Maybe he'll want to
take it out on Friday.

BARKER: Mmm-hmm.

REPORTER: This morning, a death row
inmate who's claimed his innocence


for more than 20 years
is set to be ex*cuted


unless Oklahoma's governor intervenes.

KIM: I'm at my office and I'm so anxious

because Julius is supposed
to be ex*cuted today at 4:00 p.m.

And I'm just waiting
for the governor's ruling.

I've spent all weekend
on the phone with Julius,


just talking him through

just different scenarios
and just being a friend.

And just to kind of get his mind off

of how serious everything is around him.

REPORTER: Hours earlier,

demonstrators voicing their support,
pleading with Governor Kevin Stitt,


to grant Jones clemency.

Jones's mother refusing to give up.

A lot of people think I get to hug him.

I don't get to hug him.

I feel empty. The system is broken.

It's really just so surreal
that the day is finally here.

- Hi.
- VAN: Hey.

I was talking to him yesterday.
All day long.

All day long
and he just was so confused.

He was mad , he'd be like,

"Just tell me already.
I need to prepare myself."

I know. We all feel that way.

All right, we'll talk soon.

KIM: Today just feels really heavy.

My phone is blowing up

from so many different people
and we're just waiting.

I mean,
there's demonstrations happening.

But every minute that goes by
literally feels like an hour.


You really don't know what to say,
how to support someone

when you think they're gonna die
in a day, you know.

I...

Am just so nervous.

Hello?

Did you hear?

No, what?

The governor commuted sentence.

Oh, my God, are you serious?

Like last possible freaking minutes.

Earlier today,
the governor of Oklahoma


commuted the death sentence
of Julius Jones,


just hours before he was scheduled
to be ex*cuted for a 1999 m*rder


that he insists he did not commit.

Yeah!

[ALL CHEERING]

Julius Jones is breathing right now.

People came together
in a way that you very rarely see.


This man is not gonna die in prison.

It is so obvious he's innocent

that the entire country
came together to save his life today.


We will fight on.

Julius Jones will not be ex*cuted.

But will get a life sentence
without the possibility of parole.

And as much of a win this is,

I know it's heartbreaking for Julius,

because imagine an innocent man
stuck in prison, for life

without the possibility of parole.

VAN: This is a complete triumph
in terms of, you know,


just the strength of his case

and the fact that
he shouldn't be in there at all.


Yeah, and he, you know...
Now it's just a different fight.

And what I mean, now he can, you know,
his mom hasn't even hugged him.

He's never even touched
his children before.

So the fact that he can now, like,
have a whole different experience.

I just thought of that, like,
that's a whole different situation.

The death row in Oklahoma,
there's no contact visit.


Julius has not even been able to hug
his mother in over 20 years.

So the fact that he's gonna be able
to be reunited with his family

and physically touch them, to be such
an amazing feeling for a mother.

Hey, listen, you know,
well, round one, to the good guys.


Yep. So true. So true.

Okay. Thank you for calling.

- Good, all right.
- Okay.

I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

[BLEEP] Yes.

[LINE RINGING]

Hello, Kim, how you doing?

I'm good. I just want to check on you.

How are you doing?

I think people don't understand
that if something happens to one person,


it really affects an entire family.

It must feel so good
that just at least to know,

this is... This isn't happening today...

...and it's never gonna happen.

So we're going to... We're going
to keep fighting for your brother.

Of course.

Oh, my gosh. Well, I'm here for you.
Whatever you need.

We're now all, like, changing
head spaces to fight a different fight.

But it's not over.

it's not gonna be over
until he comes home.

I'm just happy for you guys.

At least this is off
your hearts right now.

And now we can worry

about getting his sentence now
really pardoned.

I think that's the goal.

Okay, love you.
Okay, bye.

That is why I have to keep
doing what I'm doing,

and that's why
I have to pass the [BLEEP] test.

I just need to get
law school out of the way

so I can focus and do more of this work
because this is what it's all about.

We did it, and that makes me so happy.

Five-two... Five-two.

- I won.
- I'm playing winner.

No. Okay, you're playing me.

- P just won.
- I wanna play winner.

- Yeah.
- I wanna play winner.

Fine, you guys play first
and then Travis will play the winner.

After dinner.

PENELOPE: Mom.

No kissing.

KOURTNEY: It's just one.

- No.
- BARKER: Sorry.

We had... What about
our certificates you gave us?

- No, Mom.
- What about our certificates?

No.

Are you guys cold?

- No, I'm perfect.
- Okay.

You want some salad, Reign?

REIGN: No.

I'm a vegan today. Special dinner.

Vegan eggnog?

- Vegan eggnog.
- Nothing better.

KOURTNEY: We had vegan hot dog
on a stick.

- They make that now?
- Well, I don't know.

Do you think it's fully vegan?
Do you think the corndog part is vegan?

I love the idea of a blended family.

I think that, you know,
the more kids, the merrier,

and it's like more people to love.

I am really close with Travis's kids,

and I love them,
and it's a beautiful thing.

Kourtney took me to a family,
like, it's like a tradition.

Every year they go
and they have like this.

It's called Bishi.

It's not vegan, so as like I walk into
this, like, family gathering

like a tradition
with people I don't know.

They're like,
"Would you like something to eat?"

No, he's vegan.
He's actually a vegan.

He was, like, laughing.

And he was like,
you're acting like I, like,

I have something wrong with me,
like, I have...

Yeah, like a medical disorder
or something like a handicap.

Yeah, that's so good.

- Are all girls monsters?
- Yes.

Travis is a really amazing father.

It's one of the reasons
that I fell in love with him.

He is very, very patient.

I think because we've all known
each other, it does make it easier

to blend our families.
Like, it's all I could ever want.

REIGN: I'm gonna die.

Ew, guys.

Mmm.

- No French kissing, baby.
- Okay.

Great dinner. Love you, everybody.

Love you.

- Are you ready?
- Sure.

Bye.

- Bye, Ati.
- Bye!

[BARKER SPEAKING]

- I love you.
- ATIANA: Love you, dad.

[CHUCKLES]

Are you excited for tomorrow?

Of course I'm excited for tomorrow.

- We're gonna get our one egg.
- Mmm-hmm.

- One perfectly shaped.
- One perfectly shaped magical egg.

Everyone's ranting and raving about it,
and it's not even out...

Outside of your body yet.

I'm just nervous
to get put to sleep.

You're the best sleeper in the world.
You don't have to worry about anything.

- I know, last time was so easy.
- You're so great.

Honestly, Dr. Wood makes me feel
really comfortable.

And my baby is the strongest.
You're super strong.

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

KENDALL: So I haven't talked to Scott
since our little argument.


- Ken?
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- Hi.

He texted me.

I just didn't feel ready
to talk at the time.

I think it's time
we have a conversation.

I asked him to come over.

Reign, remember when you lived here?

Me?

You don't remember?

Me?

You don't remember you and mom
stayed here for, like, a week or two?

Meh.

Eh, that happens.

- You wanna come sit in here?
- Yeah.

I know I haven't spoken to you
since everything went down, really.

But I obviously feel like
it's worth a conversation.

I feel like that could have been
maybe our first argument

since we've known each other
since you were seven years old.

Yeah, and what I want you to know
is like I've always been your supporter

and I always will be. Like, there's
obviously there's a respect level

for everyone involved in the situation.

But it's also such a fresh thing,

and I was trying to apologize to you
because it was wrong.

I should've thought better.

I should have done something
a little bit more.

But I also understand
where you're coming from.

- Yeah.
- I'm not mad at you.

I felt like it just could have
been handled differently.

Like, you immediately att*cked me.

And that to me, like, took me back.

And I was like, I don't like this.

Like this is like,
immediately I shut off,

immediately I'm, like,
trying to defend myself...

- No. Neither of us got any point across.
- Exactly.

For me, with Kendall,
it felt horrible that we came to a place

where we couldn't even speak
normally to each other,

to figure out what was even happening
and it brought anger on.

We love you, and I obviously don't want
any drama or anything weird happening.

- I had hoped if that we're family.
- Yeah, obviously.

KENDALL: You know, the beginning
of any sort of change in a family


is just a difficult, awkward time,

and I think this is that time
for us right now.

There's just a lot of shifting going on

and I have faith that
it'll figure itself out.

I just think it's gonna take some time.

I'm telling you, you're the most
normal person in the family.

No, I try to stay out of everything.

I'm just like, livin'.

KIM: They want to come with us
in the car.

I said they could sit in the back seat.

My assistant texted me that the results

are on my phone
and I just have to log in

to the California State Bar website.

I'm just gonna open them
and see if I passed the BAR.

Sit back there.

I know.
You guys, we're not driving anywhere.

Just sit in there.

I go in the car because if I'm upset,
I don't want to have everyone stare.

You guys...

- Okay.
- Should we say a group prayer?

- KID: Yes!
- Okay, hurry, get in.

- Okay.
- Jesus!

Please make my mom's BAR exam be good.

- My God, my nerves.
- TRACY: Guys, a moment of silence.

You are only allowed to take
the baby bar a certain amount of times.

This was the last time
I could ever take it.

So if I don't, then this law
school journey is over for me.

Log on to the portal.

Oh, my God.

I just feel like I didn't.

Okay. "Password attempt fail."

Why isn't the password working?

Okay, I'm in.

"Welcome".
Guys, it's loading.

This is the slowest thing I've ever...

- Like, my heart is racing.
- TRACY: My heart's racing, too.

When did I take it?

[GASPS]

- I passed! Oh, my God.
- [ALL SCREAMING]

Wait, it this real?

Can you see if I passed?

You passed! [SQUEALING]

Oh, my God!

I'm so happy!

Like I literally didn't think I did.

Oh, my God.

We can celebrate.

Wait, are you sure?
Are you sure that said I passed?

- It said passed. P-A-S-S!
- Okay.

I literally start crying
because I just know

how much time and effort
I put into this.

- I passed. I passed!
- You passed?

Oh, my God!

- I'm, like, crying!
- Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

I'm so excited, Chuck, I could not
have done this without you.

I passed!

[ALL CHEERING ON PHONE]

I'm at Red Lobster.

North won her first
basketball game ever,

and we came to Red Lobster
and I'm in the car

being like, I can't wait any longer.

Oh, my God!

Holy sh*t! Sorry, girls. We did it.

That's okay. Curse it out.

[CHEERING]

I'm so happy North is here to see this

because my kids know

that I've taken time
away from them to study.

You did it.

High five,
big wins today from me and you.

And to see that I never gave up
just makes me so happy

that I can show them by example,

that you just really can't
give up on something


if you want to make it happen,
'cause you can do it no matter what.

I passed, right there.

P-A-S-S.

Can you read that?

P-A-S-S. I passed.

KID: Mom, can you...

[EXHALES]

Everyone told me
this was the impossible way

and I would never pass this test,
and I did.

We're winners today.

Okay.

Hold on...

Here, you can.

KIM: Next on The Kardashians...

I just want to do normal things
with you.

- Really?
- Yeah.

KRIS: We're gonna get a car wash.

Whoo-hoo.

The green lights.

- Wait, here.
- sh*t.

Oh, look, it's different colors.

Oh, it's a beautiful rainbow.

KRIS: Go, Kylie, Go.

Our new thing is Panchakarma cleanse.

No caffeine, no alcohol, no sex.

Kanye's coming out with a new rap song.

- Kim is all in it.
- What does that mean?

That means he's talking mad sh*t
about me and probably saying whatever.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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