01x23 - See You Laser, Alligaser/Goop! There it is

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR:Previously on The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle...

Our super furry friends set out to become super action heroes.

And just in time because Fearless Leader had transformed

into the super lame villain, Fearless Laser!

Then, in an epic battle, Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder...

That's Rocky and Bullwinkle.

...deflecto-lame lasered him. [SCREAMING]

But little do they know, Fearless Leader fell into mysterious goop

and emerged with actual super laser powers!

The name's Fearless Laser! [EVIL LAUGHTER]

NARRATOR:Oh, no! Will our heroes be able to super save the day?

Let's find out, in this brand new super-powered episode!

Having saved the world once again,

our heroes were enjoying somemuch deserved R and R...

as in rest and Rocky!

Ah. This is the life, eh B-winks?

The sun, the sand, the sounds of the ocean.

Great ocean sounds, by the way.

[IMITATING OCEAN SOUND]

Thanks, beach bud. And this stay-cation was a great idea.

I'll tell ya, I'm so relaxed I haven't used my stress ball once.

As you know, I squeeze a stress ball whenever I'm stressed.

[SQUEAKS]

Funny. I don't remember you having a stress ball.

[TIRES SCREECHING] [HORNS HONKING]

I told you the car would go faster without those pesky brakes.

[SQUEAKING]

Guess who's gonna be snake parents?[HISSING]

[SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKING] Remember Rock, always cut the blue wire.

[TICKING] [SQUEAKING RAPIDLY]

[SQUEAKING INTENSIFIES] [TICKING STOPS]

Phew!

Or is it always cut the red!

[expl*si*n]

[CHUCKLES] I guess you do use that ball. But not anymore, Rock.

'Cause you're smack dab in the no-stressy, no-squeezy-zone.

[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

Hello, Rocky and Bullwinkle.

There's something you need to start stressing about. Big time.

NARRATOR:Uh-oh! [SHIVERING]

Looks like this stay-cation is over.

[SCREAMING]

♪ Here they come to save the world

♪ One's a moose and one's a squirrel

♪ Louder than lightning

♪ And brighter than thunder

♪ It's Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder

♪ They save the day and save the night

♪ Save the mid-morning and even twilight

♪ Evil villains better watch your back

♪ These super good guys are on the att*ck

♪ They pow! Zap! Bang! And drink their juice

♪ It's Squirrel Wonder and Amazamoose! ♪

NARRATOR:When we last left our heroes,

they were stay-cation-napped by Director Peachfuzz

and flown to SHH's secret command base in the Statue of Liberty.

So what's this all about, Peachfuzz?

Yeah! You can't just grab us, throw us in a van

and bring us to this theater place without offering us popcorn.

Fine. Happy now?

[BOTH GIGGLING]

Now, my agents have been monitoring Fearless Leader

who's somehow transformed himself into a terrifying

super power, villain called, Fearless Laser.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, please. Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder totally defeated him.

Yeah, all he had was a bunch of silly laser pointers. He's a joke.

Does this look like a joke?

Mount Rushmore.

Easter Island.

And The Sphinx.

Hokey smokes!

He defacing the world's most famous faces!

And he must be stopped.

Looks like it's time once again

for Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder.

And that's why I've brought you two here.

Because despite your lack of brains, skills, or balance...

[BOTH THUD]

...you've somehow been able to defeat Fearless Leader again and again.

Yeah, that's pretty much the show.

But how are we gonna defeat Fearless Laser when he has real freaky lasers?

And we got real freaky nothin'.

That brings me to the second reason I've asked you here.

Super suit time!

For decades, the SHH has tried to develop a super suit with supercool powers.

This first prototype gives you Supersonic Flying Speed.

[BUZZES] But crashed super times.

This one was super fly. But it couldn't fly.[BUZZES]

And this one actually did fly. But it had so many abs no one could control it.

We'll never forget you, Terry. How could we?

He keeps leaving these black and white pictures of himself everywhere!

Everybody loves Terry!

Anyway, we've finally perfected the balance

between super and suit.

[BOTH EXCLAIM]

And we had a little super suit material left over,

so we made this adorable tiny suit.

Hokey smokes! It's exactly my size.

Exactly correct. Now super suit up and super stop Fearless Laser!

Oh. I should probably wear the large one.

NARRATOR:As Rocky and Bullwinkle got new super powered super suits

in Pottsylvania,

Fearless Leader was about to get a new super powered sidekick!

♪ We're gonna get powers! We're gonna get powers! ♪

Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast. The narrator said sidekick.

I only scooped enough goop to turn one of you into a super sidekick.

How will you choose, oh Fearless one?

Yes all powerful, totally cool and very handsome, boss man.

Here's a sidekick for you. Side kick!

Hmm. How about you convince me who to choose via fancy presentation.

And zip pan!

Fearless Leader, if you select me,

I will use the power of goop to give myself grappling hook powers

transforming into Grapple Gal.

With these powers there won't be any problem I can't grapple with.

I like the pun.

You took a risk, and it paid off.

Boris?

If you choose me, I don't need wimpy grappling hooks.

I will use goop to beef up my natural beefiness to become

Bormungus! The strongest man alive.

And with all those muscles, there is nothing I can't grapple with.

Huh. Interesting. You stole Natasha's pun and it really didn't work.

So, uh, why don't you both just fight over it!

Give me that goop.

That's Bormungus is number one-gus.

[EXCLAIMING]

Whoa! Boris' legs are super beefy, baby!

First of all, ew. Second, the rest of you is still wimpy.

At least Bormongus has powers. Where are yours, Grapple Gal?

Maybe I don't have powers because you spilled the goop, you goon!

Uh... Natasha.

Grr...

Yeah, this is totally messed up.

NARRATOR: As Fearless Laser was figuring out

which half-witted, half-powered sidekick to choose...

Rocky and Bullwinkle were figuring out how to defeat Fearless Leader

in their full-powered super suits!

And if you press the button on your left knuckle

it sh**t super stopping ropes.

You mean this one?

No, no, no, no, that's the smoke screen!

[ALL COUGHING]

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Now, let's super get out there and super stop Fearless Laser.

Bullwinkle, it's always important to learn how to use things properly

to avoid injury and or humiliation.

Where'd you hear that garbage?

It's right here on the super suit's warning label.

But, Rock, we're Amazamoose and Squirrel Wonder.

And there's no time to lose. Or practice.

Bullseye.

Now, let's go before Fearless Laser does his next evil laser thing.

NARRATOR:And what was Fearless Laser'snext famous face to deface?

Behold!

My next famous face to deface.

Ze man in ze moon!

[BOTH EXCLAIM]

Every night, people all over the world will look up

and marvel at how powerful and handsome I am.

[BOTH EXCLAIM]

One snag, though. My lasers can't reach the moon.

BOTH: Oh!

Yet. BOTH: Oh?

But first, we have to steal this!

BOTH: The MacGuffin Diamond? [CROAKS]

Yes! With the laser concentrating power of the world's largest diamond

and the magnification power of the world's largest telescope

I will pull off the greatest defacing in the history of the world

and the moon.

[LAUGHING]

Jumping for joy on beefy legs is fun!

But, Fearless Leader, how do we get the diamond?

You mean the diamond that just so happens

to be on a poorly-guarded train tour across Europe

at this very moment?

NARRATOR: Chugga-chugga. Oh, no!

BORIS: Yeah, the hole's not beefy enough.

Hello, dahlinks.

And hello, diamond.

[ALARM BLARING]

He's going after the MacGuffin Diamond.

Hang on everybody, change of course.

Bullwinkle, we're about to go into action

and you haven't even looked at your super suit manual.

Oh, I'm looking at it right now.

And that's what I'm gonna do when we face off against Fearless Laser.

[PEACHFUZZ THROUGH PA] Rocky, Bullwinkle.

We're approaching the drop zone.

Stop Fearless Laser and get that diamond back.

Copy that, Director.

Right. Drop zone. And what is a drop zone...

[SCREAMING]

All right, now to find the bad guys.

Super vision, activate.

Let's see. Super vision.

Uh, that's the super net.

Hello, moose and squirrel.

Hello, long neck spy lady.

And big beefy leg guy that's kind of weirding me out right now

and it must be uncomfortable for you as well.

Just tell 'em to give us the diamond.

Give us the diamond. Or else...

ALL: Or else what?

Or else, this.

Bullwinkle!

Sorry, Rock.

I meant, or else this.

Thanks for the getaway, super losers. [LAUGHS]

Hmm. Also not the "this" I was going for.

ROCKY: Bullwinkle, you're gonna have to fly after them.

Now, listen carefully, in order to take off...

Take off. Got it. Stand back, Rock.

I'm in a net!

And watch as Amazamoose goes amaza-boost!

[WAILING]

Oh, boy.

[WAILING]

We've got incoming!

Don't worry. Just working out the kinks.

[BULLWINKLE WAILING]

NARRATOR:Oh, no.

Bullwinkle's first foray into super flying just super flopped.

I told you I'm working out the kinks!

NARRATOR:You know you're approaching Chicago, right?

What?

[BULLWINKLE GRUNTING]

And New York.

And London. [YELPS]

[SINGING] [CRASHING]

Will our heroes be able to stop Fearless Laser

from defacing the most famousface in space?

Find out after this short break... dance.

Break dance, is that right?

[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] [CROAKING RHYTHMICALLY]

NARRATOR: And now back to our story

where after the biggest super suit crash in super suit history

Rocky's stress ball was helping Bullwinkle calm down.

[SHIVERING] [SQUEAKING]

NARRATOR:Well, kind of.

That's it, buddy. Let the stress ball do its thing.

There you go. Feeling better?

Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm gonna be okay.

Great, because I just got reports that Fearless Laser

has taken over Big Telescope Island

so it's time to get you back in that super suit.

[SCREAMING] [SQUEAKING]

Bullwinkle, you can do it.

How do you know?

Because of that great old saying.

When you fall off a horse, you gotta get right back on.

And when you cause billions of dollars in damage in a super suit

you gotta get right back in it.

You're right, Rocky.

I'm gonna get right back on that horse

and in this case I mean an actual horse.

Where'd he get the horse?

We ride them in parades.

Not now, Terry.

Hi-ho, Cinnamon! Away!

Yeah, he's not getting in that suit.

NARRATOR: As Bullwinkle galloped away from his problems

an even bigger problem was rising on Big Telescope Island.

Now, with the MacGuffin diamond in place

we simply have to wait for the moon to fall into perfect laser alignment

and then we'll show that man in the moon, and the world

who's boss.

COMPUTER: T-minus ten minutes until total moon defacement.

Ten minutes is perfect amount of time for you to pick who you want your sidekick to be.

But what is best way for you to choose who is worthy of sidekicking with you?

Oh, that's easy. Ten minute talent show!

Natasha goes first. You have five minutes. Dazzle me.

What? Oh, okay. Here is my impression of, uh...

Giraffe!

[EXCLAIMS] [LAUGHS]

Here's a snake.

I'm kind of scared.

Here's an eel.

Um, am I at an observatory, or at an aquarium?

Because that looks exactly like an eel!

She's just doing long animals!

NARRATOR: While Natasha was chasing her sidekick dreams...

Rocky was chasing... [CINNAMON WHINNIES]

ROCKY: Get back in the super suit!

BULLWINKLE: No, you can't make me!

ROCKY: You just have to believe in yourself.

BULLWINKLE: I'll do it tomorrow.

We're out of time. Get me Agent Chad.

[BOTH GASP]

Time to turn this bad situation

into a Chad situation.

He didn't really just say that, did he?

Yo, P-Fuzz, what's the sitch?

I got a super stressed scaredy moose and a super empty super suit.

Looks like my Director needs a corrector.

It's all good, moose-chacho. You just keep squeezing that s-ball.

Me and Rockamundo have got his on li-zock.

Right, Rock star?

[AWKWARD CHUCKLE] Seriously, don't make me go with this guy.

Oh! This guy's funny.

When we get back, dinner's on me.

I make my own poke bowls.

[ROCKY WAILING]

I love that little guy. [WHINNIES]

Keep on squeezin' moose man!

Don't look at me like that, Cinnamon.

Rockamundo'll be better off with all that Chad-itude.

NARRATOR: As Bullwinkle sat on a horse squeezing a stress ball...

Boris was on Big Telescope Island squeezing everything.

Who wants watermelon?

Enough! I get it, your legs are strong.

I've made my sidekick decision.

My new super sidekick is going to be...

Evil Chicken!

[BLUSHING CROAK]

But, she doesn't have any powers.

And she didn't even destroy anything with her beefy legs.

Well, you know, she's a chicken and...

Your half-super powers are freaking me out, okay?

What? That's ridiculous.

COMPUTER:Attention, attention.

The moon in range in T-minus one minute and counting.

Oh, get ready. The moon is almost in position.

COMPUTER:Attention again. Unidentified flying heroes approaching.

Let me guess. Moose and squirrel.

It's squirrel and some really handsome guy?

Well, whatever. [YELLS] Stop them!

I just invested in this ska-mazing Korean Bar-B-Q food truck company.

You ever noshed K-B-B-Q, Rock-maninov?

No, Chad. I haven't.

Now let's stop Fearless Leader and save the moon.

No prob, brahb.

I say we go, this way!

Wrong way, not-moose-guy.

Why don't you ditch that super suit and stay a while.

Harsh.

Looks like it's all up to you, Rock n' rolla.

Who wants watermelon?

And by that, I mean this.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

Director Peachfuzz, Rocky and Agent Chad have gone offline.

We've lost contact.

Good gravy. They've been de-super-suited!

What do we do now, Director?

I know!

[SHIVERING] [SQUEAKING]

Ah, Director Peachfuzz.

Is this really the best you've got?

[GASPS] Oh, no! He's got my best friend!

If you want to stop Fearless Laser

you've got to do better than flying squirrel and Chad.

COMPUTER: T-minus seconds and counting.

Say goodbye to your best friend

and get ready to say hello to the new man in the moon.

That's it. Game over. Nothing can get there in time.

Yes, there is.

Amazamoose in a hypersonic super suit.

The Ab-tastic Super Suit.

You know that thing's deadly, right?

And you know my best friend's in trouble.

So let's try, uh... this ab.

[BULLWINKLE WAILING]

COMPUTER:Full moon in range.Begin defacement,you evil villain, you.

[LAUGHS] Show me the moon-ey, baby!

You monster! You'll never get away with this.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me lasering the moon!

[EVIL LAUGHING]

[WAILING]

[LAUGHS] [BLOWS RASPBERRY]

COMPUTER:You missed.

No! No! No! What just happened?

[WAILING ENDS]

Bullwinkle!

Whoa. Nobody has ever been able to control that suit.

[STRUGGLING] Just lucky, I guess. So, let's try this one.

Want a hand? Or some legs?

Or neck?

Okay, no more puns. Just get the moose!

Now trying this ab. [YELPS]

Hey, Moose, let's dance.

Dance ab. Dance ab. Let's try this one.

BORIS: Okay, you can stop that!

Hey, I'm untangled and... [SCREAMING]

You're doing it, Bullwinkle.

Even though it's completely by accident, that's okay.

'Cause you got back on that horse that's a super suit.

I know, and this suit is really crushing it.

[SCREAMS]

Nice suit, moose. You may have gotten lucky once...

Yeah, actually it was twice.

Thank you, Chad.

But luck always runs out.

And you can't get out of this by pressing a random ab.

You're right. So I'll push all the abs.

[ABS BEEPING]

[INDISTINCT]

[SCREAMS] No!

Bullwinkle, I knew you'd super come through.

Really?

No, but I was super hopeful.

The three moose-kateers, back together again. [CHUCKLES]

NARRATOR:Yeah,you're not part of this, Chad.

And so, with the moon safeand the villains vanquished...

[SCREAMING]

...our heroes returned to SHH.

Well done, super suit heroes.

Thanks to you the moon is safe and the bad guys are under wraps.

Thanks, P-fuzz.

Couldn't have done it without my main moose man and my Rocka-locka-ding-dong.

Chad, get outta here.

Right on.

Giddy-up, Cinnamon. Let's go play adult dodge ball.

[WHINNIES]

And what about those guys?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Oh, they're not going anywhere

thanks to that impenetrable, laser-proof super cell.

But no cell can contain Fearless Laser.

Okay. Maybe this one can.

BORIS: Can you stop sh**ting lasers?

NATASHA: Dude. Come on, we're in here too!

And we managed to retrieve a sample of goop from Pottsylvania.

Our top scientists are studying it, so we can figure out

how to reverse its nefarious effects.

Well, I guess we won't be needing these super suits anymore.

And I won't be needing this stress ball anymore.

You know, that was my stress ball.

NARRATOR: Oh, man. That stress ball just got gooped, yo!

Will that be a good thing or a bad thing?

BOTH: Probably a bad thing.

NARRATOR:Find outon our next exciting episode.

Goops, I did it Again! orFull Court Stress.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]