02x06 - All the Fun of the Hair

[bunniefuu]

♪ Keep your eyes on the western sky ♪

♪ In Applecross Wood a dragon tries to fly ♪

Whoo-hoo!

♪ It's Digby Dragon, there's magic with a twist ♪

♪ With Fizzy, Cheeky Chips and Grumpy Goblin in the mix ♪

♪ Join the fun with Digby ♪

♪ Digby tries to breathe fire learns to fly higher ♪

♪ Digby Dragon always aims for the sky ♪♪

Oh, where's Dougie?

I thought he would be here by now.

[gasping] He's here!

Oh, I can see him!

At least, um...

Well, I think it's him.

What do you mean?

Is it a cool blue dragon?

Yeah.

It's just he's got a, uh...

Huh?

Hey, Digby, how's it going?

Mustache!Mustache!

Uh, when... how?

Oh, I've been working on it for awhile.

'mazing face hair.

Hey, not so close, my friend.

Cool!

Digby, how comes you don't have a mustache like Dougie?

I don't know.

Guess you're just not as cool as me.

[gasping]

Um, uh, so I've got to, uh, do something.

Dougie, why don't you go and compare

mustaches with Albert?

Okay, cuz.

Us "mustachies" need to keep together.

Ooh, "mustachies."

Is-- is that a thing?

Ha, it is now.

Ooh-whoo-whoo, I wanna touch it.

[sighing]

That mustache looked so cool.

I wonder if I could grown one.

[grunting]

[panting]

[grunting]

Oh, no use.

I need to find another way to look as cool as Dougie.

♪♪

[fabric ripping]

[knocking][gasping]

[Dougie] Hey, Digby!

[panting]

Hey, Dougie.Hey.

Ooh, you've got a little, uh...

something on your horn there.

Huh?

So, you've done that thing you had to do yet?

I thought we could talk about my mustache.

Yeah.

Uh, no.

I've just got to go and see, uh, Fizzy.

Yes, that's it!

Fizzy!

Uh, I've got to go and see Fizzy about something.

I'll see you later.

Oh, okay.

I'll-- I'll-- I'll be here,

playing with my mustache.

Mmm...

Ooh, it's like silk.

[Fizzy] Absolutely not!

Oh-ho-ho, please, Fizzy!

Dougie looks so cool with his mustache.

I've got to get one too.

Hair spells are really tricky, Digby.

All sorts of things could go wrong.

But, Fizzy!

No.

[sighing]

Please!

Oh, okay.

Yes!

Oh...

But don't blame me if something goes wrong.

Calling forth from magic places,

let there be some hairy faces!

Oh!Oof!

[panting]

[gasping]

Oh!

It didn't work!

[groaning]

[gasping]

What in cupcakes?!

I look... fabulous!

[Chips] Oh, Fizzy!

[clearing throat]

Oh, Chips!

Look at that mustache!

The spell was more powerful than I realized!

'mazing!

And I am loving your pink beard, Fizzy.

But how come I don't have a beard?

I don't know.

But let's go and see who else has!

Ooh!

[giggling]

[sighing]

Wow!Wow!

Oh, wow!

Hey!

Goatee!

I know.

It's well cool.

[Grumpy] Hmm-hmm!

Green is my color.

[gasping]Wow!

[Chips] 'mazing!

This might be the best spell I've ever done.

'mazing!

[chuckling][sighing]

Is it just me, or does your beard

feel a bit twitchy?

[whispering]

I'm sorry, did-- did you say something?

No, not me.

Must've been Grumpy.

I didn't say anything.

[whispering]

Huh?

[whispering continues]

♪♪

[sighing]

Everyone's got a beard except me.

Oh, what?!

[groaning]

[worm shrieking]

[speaking gibberish]

Oh... wha...

Is that the beard?!

[Grumpy] Get off!What?

Oh, you, hey!

Get off!

Do I look like a horse?

Wait![Chips] No!

Not the nuts![gasping]

[speaking gibberish]

Come back!

Chips!

[grunting]

No, stop!

That's my dinner!

[speaking gibberish]

And to think I loved you!

[Chips yelling]

[panting]

Leave those alone!

Put that down!

Help!

[speaking gibberish]

Come back with that melon!

What's going on?

Oh, beards!

And it's all my fault.

I never should've made Fizzy do that hair spell.

Hair spell?

[Fizzy] Digby!

Fizzy, you've got to stop the beards!

I would, but my beard's got my wand.

[speaking gibberish]

[shrieking]

[gasping]

[horn honking]

That's my bike!

Whoa...

[clattering]

[Chips] Help!

[speaking gibberish]

[grunting]

Ooh...

[laughing]

Oh, it's not that funny.

[laughing continues]

[Digby] Whoo!

If this is funny enough to undo the spell,

then I'll give them something to really laugh about.

[grunting]

You...

[speaking gibberish]

Oi, get off!

[speaking gibberish]

That's a delicate piece of machinery!

[engine revving]

Oh no.

[speaking gibberish]

Oh...

[speaking gibberish]

♪♪

[chuckling]

[both laughing]

Oh, excellent bit, Digby!

[screaming][speaking gibberish]

Oh...

[laughing]

[beard grunting]

[sighing]

I give up!

[speaking gibberish]

[Digby] Archie!

[laughing]

Ha!

Digby, what's that?

[laughing]

Oh, D, oh-ho-ho, I'm digging it, Digby, yeah.

[speaking gibberish]

Get back!

Hey, beard, over here.

Huh?

♪♪

[laughing]

[speaking gibberish]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[sighing]

Oh, Digby.

You look so silly.

[chuckling]

Yes, I do.

[chuckling]

[grunting]

[chuckling] Hey!

That tickles.

Are-- are the beards gone?

All except this one.

Oh!

The one thing I don't get--

how come the hair spell didn't work on me

or Dougie?

Well, that's obvious.

Dragons don't grow beards or mustaches.

They can't grow any hair.

Everyone knows that.

♪♪

Um... okay.

I guess I'll have to come clean.

[all gasping]

Fake mustache!

Classic.

Sorry, Digby.

I just wanted you to think I was cool.

Dougie.

You don't need a mustache

for me to think you're cool.

Aw, thanks, Digby.

Can I, uh, borrow this?

Oh!

I wanted to borrow it first.

How about you have it on Tuesday?

No, no, no, no, no, no, I want it on Tuesday.

It's my day off.

Well, it's my turn on Wednesday then.

It's Goblin Quiz Night.

Well, I'm gonna need it for the Nut Ball.

Suzanna's coming.

[laughing]

Here you are, Grumpy.

The last one.

It's forecast for drizzle.

Thank you, Albert.

Suits you.

[Digby] Albert!

Is the new Black McCracken comic here yet?

Whoa, whoa, whoops!

Oh!

Whoa-oh!

Digby!

Oh!

[panting]

Oh.

Hmm... typical!

[sighing]

Oh, sorry, Grumpy.

One Black McCracken comic, Digby.

Yes!

Thanks, Albert.

And-- and-- and-- and can I interest you

in some slightly bruised vegetables?!

[sighing]

Oh.

Hmm... typically typical.

Hmm...

"Black McCracken,

"the baddest dragon in the land,

roars through the village doing dastardly deeds."

[roaring]

I'm a dragon suddenly.

"Sir Fife the knight

"charges into battle with the terrible dragon,

vowing to lock him up in the tower."

Take that, Black McCracken!

And that!Hey!

Careful, Sir Fife.

I'm just doing my knightly duty.

That's only for bad dragons

like Black McCracken.

Oh, okay.

Unless of course... you've been bad recently.

Me?! No!

Uh... apart from totally messing up

Albert's store and ruining Grumpy's umbrella.

Ha!

To the tower!

[gasping]

You're not even a knight.

But-- but...

what if a knight found out?

Then you'd be in trouble.

Huh?

How would they find out?

Uh, maybe you were seen

by...

the Knights Watch.

The Knight's What?

No, no, no.

The Knights Watch.

Spies!

On the lookout for misbehaving dragons

to report back to knights.

Well, what kind of spies?

I don't know.

Could be worms, bugs, mushrooms, squirrels.

You know, anyone.

If they saw me wrecking Albert's store--

Then they'd report it to a knight.

And then I'd get locked in a tower.

Unless perhaps

I show the Knights Watch I'm actually a good dragon.

You've got to try something!

How about I cook you lunch?

Oh, I like that plan.

Nuts, please, Dig-ally-igby.

[sizzling]

[sighing]

Needs more...

Nuts?

Spice.

Just wait, Chips.

You're gonna love this stew.

[sizzling]

Oh yeah, the Knights Watch.

What a good dragon I am

making lunch for my most best

and favorite friend.

[panting]

Hot, hot, hot!

Too spicy!

Ahh!

Oh, Digby, that was pudding.

Let's hope the Knights Watch didn't see.

[fluttering]

[gasping] It's a bug!

From the Knights Watch!

[fluttering]

Hey, wait, come back!

That was an accident!

Mmm!

That's not bad.

[sighing]

Maybe there isn't a Knights Watch.

Chips is always making stuff up.

[clanking in the distance]

[gasping]

What was that?

Pointy toes.

Like a...

No, it couldn't be.

[clanking in the distance]

[Digby whimpering]

A knight.

It's come to get me.

I've got to prove I'm a good dragon

before it's too late!

[Archie panting]

Oh...

[grunting]

A friend in need of a good deed!

[grunting]Hi, Archie.

Let me help.

It's all good, thanks.

No, no, really, I have to do this.

No, really, Digby, I'm fine.

[grunting]

[gasping]

There.

No need to thank me, Archie.

Just being a really good dragon!

Digby!

[gasping]

Stop!

[panting]

Ooh!

[yelling]

[clattering]

Oh, great.

[sighing]

What is it with me and vegetables today?

I hope no one saw that.

[gasping]

A spy.

That wasn't what it looked like, little worm!

[whimpering]

Oh...

I must really be in the knights' bad books now.

[Fizzy] Help!

[gasping]

Another good deed!

Just in time!

Huh?

More spies.

I need you to come and see just how good I can be.

Follow me!

Hey!

Stop that!

Help!

Ooh, ooh...

Ooh!

Ha!

Spell gone wrong?

I can help.

Oh, Digby, thank goodness.

Could you just--

Uh, hang on.

Oh, okay, I'm ready.

Throw me my wand.

Ah...

Or, even better...

Watch this.

Digby, the good dragon, to the rescue!

[grunting]

Here you go!

Digby!

[grunting]

Whoa!Oh!

[glass shattering]

Digby!

[sighing]

Oh dear.

[gasping]

No, no, no, wait!

[gasping]

[gasping] The knight.

[thundering]

[whimpering]

Please, sir, I'm a good dragon!

I promise!

I never do anything bad on purpose.

It was all an accident.

Like when I messed up Albert's store,

and ruined Grumpy's umbrella,

and roasted Chips' nuts, and crashed Archie's cart,

and turned Fizzy blue!

I should probably stop talking now.

Ahh!

[muffled shouting]

Oh, Digby?!

Digby?!

[yelling]

[muffled shouting]

[whimpering]

[thundering]

[panting]

[thundering]

[muffled shouting]

[muffled shouting continues]

Oh no!

Oh, I can't leave a knight in trouble.

Hold tight!

I'm coming to rescue you!

[muffled shouting]

[grunting] Got ya!

[grunting]

♪♪

[thundering]

I'm coming, Digby!

[gasping]

[muffled shouting]

That's an interesting suit of armor.

[muffled shouting]

Your helmet?

[muffled shouting]

[sighing]

[coughing]

Grumpy!

You took your time.

[Chips] Leave my friend alone!

Ha!Ow!

Oh, hi-ya, Grumps.

Why, you're a knight?

That is so cool!

Why didn't you tell us?

Oh, I'm not a knight.

I've built myself a metal rain jacket.

Not one of my best ideas.

I, um, well, I'm stuck.

I've been looking for help all day.

If-- if you're not the knight,

then who do the Knights Watch

report to?

The Knights Watch? Is that real?

I thought I made that up.

Chips!

Well, I'm glad you're not a knight.

Especially today.

I've been messing everything up

and looking like a very bad dragon.

Sorry I was grumpy at you this morning.

And thank you for saving me.

Even when you thought I was a knight.

You definitely are a good dragon.

Thanks.

Come on, Grumpy.

Let's get you out of this.

And I think I'm gonna take a nice, hot bath.

Ooh, you can borrow my rubber duck if you like.

[Grumpy] Thanks, Digby.

[chirping]

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