01x06 - Skrawl, The/Pie Day/Secret Passages

[bunniefuu]

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk... ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk... ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ ...a-chalk, a-chalk
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk... ♪

Here you are, sir.

Rudy, you are not
going to believe this.

Just wait till you see!

Look, there he is!

[Excited chatter]

[Gasps]

[Whispers]

Voila-isimo!

The Rudy tabootie
art museum!

Come on, bucko,
let's get some culture!

Step right up to see

the world's greatest
collection of priceless
tabootie originals.

I'm one of them
and darn proud of it.

Tickets, please!

Whoa! Here he is!

The artiste himself.

Hi, chalk dad!

Can I come in?
I don't have a ticket.

[Laughing]

Ah, Rudy, you're
welcome here any time.

Where's your ticket?

Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!

I was an original
tabootie before you
were a sketch.

Snap! Rudy's
greatest creation.

Man: This shark
was first drawn by Rudy

in bathtub granny's tub.

Woman: When the rapunzel
set was destroyed,

Rudy replaced it
with this new set.

This is the bus stop sign,

drawn by Rudy
just four minutes ago.

Wow! What do you know?

Bathtub granny was
one of Rudy's earliest
humorous creations.

Hmm. If you can call
spending a lifetime
in a tub humorous.

Oh, I'm sorry, granny.

When I drew you,
I had no idea you'd
come to life.

Hey, Rudy, did you
draw this baby?

Yeah! It was
my fourth grade design

for a remote-controlled
rocket!

But where's the remote?

I'll help you
find it, Rudy?

Bucky! My first drawing!

Uh, excuse me there, Rudy.

I hate to break up
this reunion,

but the person who built
the Rudy tabootie museum

asked me
to give you this.

Who's it from, Rudy?

I don't know.

It just says "from
an anonymous art lover."

"Dear great, amazing artist
Rudy tabootie"--

gosh, no one's ever
called me that before--

"building the tabootie
museum has been a labor of love.

"It would be such
a wonderful addition

"to the museum's
opening day

"if you would agree to place
your marvelous magic chalk

"in the special,
air-tight

burglar-proof,
shatter-proof case I have
provided for it."

Ah, gee,
I don't know. I--

well, you got other pieces
back home, don't you, bucko?

Yeah, but what if the chalk
fell into the wrong hands?

Ah, come on.
You're the only one
who can use the chalk.

Hmm. It certainly
does seem as though

it would be
safe in here.

Well...ok.

I guess it can't do any harm.

Ooh! What in tarnation
is that thing?

It looks like
a hump-back potato bug.

Or some species
of microscopic dust mite.

Or one of my bunions
with antennas and teeth.

I sure didn't
draw that.

Let's see what it is.

[Maniacal laughter]

[Gasps]

At last, Rudy tabootie,
we meet face to face!

[Maniacal laughter]

♪ Hi, hi, hi,
to you all ♪

♪ who am I?
Just call me scrawl ♪

♪ who made me so ugly? ♪

♪ Must be master tabootie ♪

♪ oh, you're the great creator
and you made me rock ♪

♪ with your magic chalk ♪

♪ magic chalk ♪

♪ but when it came to me ♪

♪ well, it is plain to see ♪

♪ you made a monstrosity ♪

♪ who am I?
I don't know ♪

♪ creepy ah-ah-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ but I got news
for you all ♪

♪ I'm the boss now,
crown for scrawl ♪

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.

Don't you remember me,
Rudy tabootie?

You look vaguely
familiar, but--

well, I'll give you some
time to think about it

while I transport you
and all your creations

to your new
and final home...

At the bottom
of the wait 'n' sea.

Beanie boys!

♪ Beanie boys, beanie boys ♪

♪ we're the boys
that scrawl employs ♪

♪ ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! ♪

♪ Ho ho ho ho ha! ♪

Heave-ho, beanie boys!

♪ Heave-ho! Hee hee hee!
Ho ho ho ha! ♪

♪ Only 20 minutes
till we drop our load ♪

♪ drop our load,
drop our load ♪

♪ only 20 minutes
till we drop our load ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ha ♪

♪ only 19 minutes
till we drop our load ♪

Wait a minute.

I remember
when you were created.

It was Michele noweigo's
birthday party.

This party is so
incredibly boring.

Rudy, you're the artist.
Go draw me something.

Mmm, ok.

Ha ha ha! Reggie, stop!

[Crash]

Ah, look what tabootie
drew for you, Michele.

A cootie!

Silly Reggie!

Your cootie drawing
is missing his antenna.

No, let me help!

I want to help! Come on!

Me, me, me!

[Laughter]

Thank you, Rudy,
for my lovely drawing.

I didn't mean it
to look like that.

You're right. It's hideous.

And so you let her erase
me into this place,
where I'm just a--

a hideous,
growling jelly bean?

Aaah!

Hey, scrawl,
this is no fair.

No fair?

My whole life
is no fair, chalk boy!

But I didn't
make you that way.

His vision was compromised

in the collaboration
process.

And I suppose
you had a great,
magnificent vision

for me,
master tabootie.

Please, scrawl,
just give me a chance

to make up for what
I've done to you.

Well, it would be
nice if you could--

wait a minute.

I know what you're
up to, Rudy tabootie

you want me
to give you the chalk

so you can use
it against me
and save yourself!

Scrawl, I promise.

If you let me
use the chalk,

I will do nothing
with it to harm you,

and I'll give it back
to you when I'm done,

but if you like what I do,

you have to let me
and my friends go.

You'll make me
look good?

I'll make you look great!

It's a deal.

You have five minutes.

♪ Only five minutes
till we drop it ♪

♪ drop it, drop it ♪

♪ only five minutes
till we drop it ♪

♪ ho ho ho ho ha ♪

Rudy, just draw a hammer
and bop this guy, would you?

Shh! Rudy knows
what he's doing.

I hope.

And don't stick me
with something
I might hate.

Relax, scrawl,
everything I'm doing

can be easily
removed or altered.

There. See.

[People gasp]

Oh, that's amazing.

Well...

Thank you, master tabootie.

I feel like a brand-new...

Whatever I am.

And now I'll take
the chalk and be on my way.

What!?

I'm evil. Get it?

Haven't you forgotten
something, Mr. Scrawl?

When the beanie boys
drop their load,

you'll get dropped with it.

Oh, no!

The little genius girl
has discovered

a flaw in my plan!

But what is this?

The remote for master
tabootie's rocket ship!

How lucky for me
to have found it!

And now...

I bid you all fondue!

Good-bye, scrawl,
and good luck.

Uh...hey, before you go,

just let me make one
last adjustment.

O reservoir everybody!

[Maniacal laughter]

Rudy, that rocket
is our one way out!

We couldn't have all fit
in that rocket, penny!

Whoops!

Time to drop our load.

My chalk is almost
used up.

So, uh, Rudy there,
tell me you have a plan

that'll stop this thing
from pointing to the bottom
of the sea!

I do, snap.

Hold on.

Hang on everybody!

I think it's gonna be
a bumpy landing!

You haven't seen the last
of me, Rudy tabootie!

[Screaming]

This escape
may be your greatest
masterpiece yet!

Well, it certainly made
an impression on me.

Is today the day?
Let's see.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
Thursday, pie day!

I better get moving.
It's almost time!

Boy, pie day is sure
becoming popular.

Halt!

No more service!

But pie day's
about to start.

Never again! No dessert
before dinner!

We, the people,
opposed to dessert
before dinner,

are putting
a stop to pie day.

But you can't put
a stop to pie day.

Don't bet on it.

We got those
bakers so scared

they wouldn't even
touch a spatula.

We--

we'll see about that.

Oh!

Where are all the pies?

We haven't
baked any.

That crowd has us
scared to pick up
a spatula.

But you got to have
pies on pie day.

♪ As head pie guy ♪

♪ I says let's get to work ♪

[Chatter]

Don't worry, my friends.

We've stalled them
so long,

they'll never have
pie before dinner.

Yeah, besides,
cake is better.

Well, who made you
the leader of this
protest?

I'm sorry, dear.

Man, we never made pies
this fast before.

The faster you do stuff,

the more stuff you get to do.

Ow! They're coring
the apples.

Let them core. They'll
never make it in time.

Let's go! We're almost
ready to bake.

Come on! Come on!
Hurry up!

We've only got a few minutes
left to bake these babies.

Protesters:
Dinner, then dessert!

Not the other way!

Louder!

Dinner, then dessert!

Come on! We can
still make it, boys!

Go, go, go!

Let pie day begin!

Is it pie day yet?

Not yet!

Now it's pie day!

Ha ha! All right!

♪ It's happening,
it's happening ♪

We must prevent this! Aah!

Hey, they're not
eating the pies.
They're throwing them.

That's not wrong.
That's fun.

[Laughing]

Come on, come on.
Who wants a piece of me?

Aah!

Dear, you got a little
smootz on you.

Hey, turn around,
goof ball. Behind you.

Throw the pie behind you!

Ha ha ha!

Good luck hitting me up here.

Oh, my gosh. I ate one
before dinner.

A-ha! You're all
being corrupted.

Stop! Please! I insist!

I said stop!!!

You! This is your fault!

Dinner comes
before dessert.

Pies are for eating,
not playing.

That's the problem
with you, penny.

You see the world
in black and white.

You ought
to put some color
in your life. Ha ha!

I love pie day!

Thanks for coming
over to help me on my
science project, penny.

My pleasure, Rudy.

This is the most elaborate

and extensive hamster maze
I've ever seen.

Thanks.

The only thing left
is a final test run.

Fetch the subject.

I thought you had him.

I designed the speed
and dexterity tests.

Aah!

You forgot the hamster
at school?

The final test run
is the most crucial!

We need that subject.

Ah, the school's
closed by now.

There must be
something we can do.

I know! We'll use chalkzone!

We'll go into chalkzone
from here

and come out through
the blackboard at school,

then we'll
grab the hamster,

come back here and finish
the experiment.

Quite logical.

Hmm. Perplexing.

I've never seen chalkzone
at night before.

How will we get
down from here?

No problem.

Uh! Uh!

Ah!

So now what?

If we proceed south,
southwest from here--

[howling]

What was that?

[Howling]

Perhaps you should
provide us with some
illumination.

Uh, good idea.

Aah!

Aah!
Aah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Hiya, Rudy!

I thought you guys
would never notice me.

What are you doing
over here in the dark?

What do you mean,
over here in the dark?

As opposed to,
over here in the light.

Why is it so dark
over there?

Over there is where
all the people in chalkzone
go to sleep.

[Yawns]

You mean
they go over there
for bedtime?

That and the swinging
nightlife.

What about that horrible
scary sound?

Oh, that was just bessie,

the neighborhood
black Angus cow.

[Moos]

Oh, I thought so.

The sound was clearly
bovine in origin.

Now, come on, Rudy,
let's get to school.

Hold on. Why are you
going that way?

Because, according
to my calculations,

considering adjustments
for chalkzone time space--

yeah. Blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

That's all
I'm hearing.

Rudy, pal-a-roonie,

I know this place
like the back of my
remedially drawn hand.

You follow me.

Come on, penny.

But the school chalkboard
is 200 yards this way.

[Hooting]

[Gasp]

Voila-isimo!

Chalk writing.

Told ya.

Rudy.

Dad! What are
you doing here?

What am I doing here?

This is my deli
restaurant.

What are you doing
fooling around
with my specials board?

Uh...
Here.

Add that
to the specials
board

while I go help
a customer.

Ok. Come on.
Let's go, let's go.

Rudy!
Did you finish?

Oh, my gosh. I've got
to cover up the hole.

[Whistles]

Rudy!

Ah.

Got to do everything
my self.

Is the rump-a-roni fresh?

It's so fresh you
can hear the cow moo.

[Mooing]

I'll take five pounds.

I'm telling you,
we're going the wrong way.

A-ha!

See, I told ya.

But let me make sure
the coast is clear.

Give me
a boost, Rudy.

Ok, ok, now listen up,
you bums.

It's the end
of the half, see?

Now, they think
they got us down,
they think we're b*at,

but it ain't over
till the fat lady sings!

A real interactive
chalkboard.

Cool technology.

All right, you bums,
let me hear you say--

aah!

[High-pitched screams]

[Crash]

I'm finally getting
the hang of it.

Hut, hut, hike!

You ready
to listen to me now

or shall we try
for a chalkboard in Siberia?

The board should
be right about...

Here.

Come on.

All right!

Whoops! Miscalculated!

Looks like we're
in the gym.

At least
it's the school.

Oh!

Uh!

Typical.

[Screaming]

Hey, you little vandals!

[Screaming]

[Grunting]

Where are we?

Just outside our classroom.

Great!

Well, not quite.

Stop!

Oh, my gosh. What
are we going to do?

Get back in chalkzone and come
out inside the classroom.

Let's go, snap!

I'll erase the hole.

Now you kids have
some explaining...

To do.

That's my room!

Excellent. You've
acquired the subject.

Who's in there?

Oh, drat!
The door's locked!

[Keys rattling]

No, that's not the key.

Come on, come on!

I see you found
the correct chalkboard.

Yeah, well, we would
have been here sooner,

but Rudy wouldn't
take my shortcut.

Thanks, Rudy.

A-ha! Here's the key!

A-ha!

Who is that?

Uh!

I didn't know if my hand

was going to make it
back home with me.

Speaking of home,
where is it?

It's too dark
to find the portal
where we came in.

No problemo.

I can tell you
exactly where--

what?

I guess we'll
have to keep trying
chalkboards.

How about this one?

He was climbing out
through the chalkboard,
I tell ya.

Ooh, I know, I know.

And a little chalk man, too.

Or maybe it was
a leprechaun.

It's the police station.

It's only three blocks away
from my house. Come on!

So what I recommend
is you go home now

and fix yourself a good
stiff hot chocolate.

Are you paying attention
to me, Mr. Wilter?

Aah!
They're right there!

Behind you!
They climbed out
of the chalkboard.

Aah!

They're getting away!

Aah! Oh, let me go.

Oh, the vandals
are escaping.

Take it easy, buddy!

Well, we should
be able to finish

the final test run
before tomorrow.

I think we'll
have plenty of time.

Something tells me we're gonna
have a substitute teacher
for quite a while.

♪ We're in the zone ♪

♪ We're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ We're in the zone ♪

♪ he's in the zone ♪

♪ she's in the zone ♪

♪ they're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ we're in the zone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk
a-chalk, a chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalkzone ♪