02x07 - Pumpkin Love/Chip of Fools/Irresistible/Please Let Me In

[bunniefuu]

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk... ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk,
a-chalk, a-chalk... ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ ...a-chalk, a-chalk
chalkzone ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ Rudy's got the chalk ♪

♪ chalk, chalk, chalk,
chalk, chalk, chalk... ♪

Ahhh!

Boo hoo hoo
ha ha ha!

Happy Halloween,
witch.

Oh, Rudy.

So, what do you think?

I think I'm very disappointed

in the standard design
of your Jack-o-lantern.

What? Oh, no,
this pumpkin is
just for my headless
horseman costume.

This is for
the Jack-o-lantern
contest.

Yipes!

See, penny? I took
your suggestion

and made
a Jill-o-lantern.

Even gave her a body.

Rudy, she's beautiful--

in a hideous sort of way.

I spent all day
constructing her.

You're a shoo-in
to win first prize at
the contest this year.

Yeah, finally. If I can just
get past Reggie bullnerd.

Come on. I think
the coast is clear.

Oh, no, not again!

I judge this yet another
pumpkin not good enough

to compete against mine
in the contest.

Every year
Reggie cheats.

Yeah, but this year
we'll fool him.

We'll go with plan cz.

What's plan cz?

Chalkzone. I'll bring
Jill to the party
through chalkzone.

You go down to the school gym

and make some marks on
the portable chalkboard

so I can find it.

Rudy, you're brilliant.

But don't dilly-dally.

Wow, Halloween
in chalkzone.

Excuse me.

[Roars]

Wow, what a costume.

We need a vehicle
to get through this
crowd, huh, Jill?

All right,
you goblins. Gangway!

[Siren wails]

There's the school gym.
Way to go, penny.

Rudy, you made it!
The party's just
getting started.

Great, I'll get Jill.

Hey, Rudy,
where ya been?

We better hurry, bucko,
or we're gonna miss the
ghoul-a-palooza festival.

No, snap, I can't.
I got--whoa!

Rudy!

Where are you
taking me?

Where else?
The graveyard.

[Moaning and screaming]

This is cool but
I can only stay
a minute.

I've got a contest
to win.

Sure, sure, but you
gotta check out Jacko
and the skeleton crew.

Crowd, chanting: Jacko!

Jacko!

Jacko!

Jacko!

Jacko!

Jacko!

♪ One whiff of your perfume ♪

♪ my heart has been exhumed ♪

♪ I'd only leave my tomb
for a love this strong ♪

♪ I want to Bury you
in my love ♪

♪ Bury you in my love ♪

♪ deep in the grave, I craved
a girl like you so long ♪

♪ I want to Bury you ♪

Hey, hunchy.
Stylin' outfit.

Uh, thanks. I guess.

♪ See how my love has grown ♪

♪ you thrill me
to the bone... ♪

Say snap, how come
you're not wearing
a costume tonight?

Rudy--hello?
Mask, cape,
blue leotard--

I'm always wearing
a costume.

Oh, right.

But I'm one of
the few here tonight
who is in costume.

Most everybody
else is dressed in
their everyday duds.

You mean these
are real monsters?

Sure. On Halloween,
they rule the night.

Most normal zoners
stay home behind
locked doors.

Uh, I think
we better be going.

I've got that
contest to win.

♪ Who's that? ♪

♪ Have you been sent to me
to warm this lonely night? ♪

Hey!

♪ An angel sent
to fill my head ♪

♪ with candlelight ♪

♪ you smile so brightly
and you dance so gracefully ♪

♪ you're thin and tall
and best of all ♪

♪ you look just like me ♪

♪ I want to marry you ♪

♪ he wants to marry you ♪

♪ I want to marry you ♪

♪ he wants to marry you ♪

♪ coo-coo ca-choo,
coo-coo-coo ca choo, ca-choo ♪

♪ I want to marry you ♪
♪ marry you ♪

♪ marry you ♪
♪ marry you ♪

♪ marry you ♪
♪ marry you ♪

♪ marry you ♪
♪ marry you ♪

♪ marry you ♪
♪ marry you ♪

At long last, I have
found my one true love!

This festival has
become my wedding night!

[Roars]

That's no fair!
I don't have time

to make another Jack-
o-lantern for the contest.

Reggie's gonna win because
he's a bully who cheats.

And Jacko, he's
a bully who steals.

Bullies shouldn't
get away with it.

I'm going into that skull
and get my Jill back.

It's your funeral.

Ah, once again,
a very poor showing
for our contest.

And where is
Rudy tabootie?

Ah, he's probably out
drawing a cartoon
Jack-o-lantern

instead of carving
a real one.

No! He'll be here
any minute, Mr. Wilter.

I think we should do
the pumpkin judging now!

Games first,
Reggie bullnerd.

Says who,
penny Sanchez?

Penny's right, Reggie.
Let the games begin!

We'll hold the wedding
out on the stage

as soon as my bride
is ready.

If you need me,
I'll be at the embalmers,

freshening up.

Yes, sir.

[Bats squeaking]

Look, everybody.
Jacko wants
his new bride

to wear the same
dress that I wore.

I'm taking it
to her now.

It's about time
you got here.

Ok, let's get
this on her.

[Knocking]

I'm the reverend
rude e. Ta-boney,

the new creature preacher.

I must spend some time
alone with the bride-to-be

so that I may familiarize
her with the ceremony.

Well, ok. Whatever.

If you say so.

We'll take a break.

Hi, Jill.

The bride is resting
before the ceremony.

Don't disturb her
until the groom comes.

Resting?
But the wedding!

Sweet pea--ah!
The bride's been snatched!

Both: The bride's been snatched!

The bride's been snatched!

What?! Put me
together quickly.

It's time to get
hurly-burly, girl.

What's this about someone
stealing my bride?!

That boy! My bride!

Catch them!

We're home free
now, Jill--oh!

[Whistling]

Hey, Rudy. Look what
I just learned to do.

It goes up,
it goes down.

Great.
Give me a lift.

Whoa, hey, what happened
to peace and love?

Up! Up, I say.

[Roars]

I'll catch you.

Nobody can outrun
the banshee!

Ah, a banshee!

Snap, drive to
the portal in dayzone.

Ok, Rudy, you gotta
draw something.

Both: Whoa!

Oh, no!

I'm gonna getcha.
I'm gonna getcha.

Look out, boy, 'cause
I'm gonna getcha.

What? Ahhhh!

Guess that banshee guy
forgot to put on
his sunblock.

[Crash]

Here comes the porthole.

Uh, you gotta
flip, snap.
We can't all fit.

Don't worry.
I'll get ya home, Rudy.

So, reluctantly,

I award the first
place ribbon to...

Ahhhhhhhhh!

[Screaming]

I'd do anything, spook,
I'd do anything, spook--ah!

Sorry I'm late,
everybody.

I had a wedding
to attend.

But there's my
Jack-o-lantern
entry.

It's a Jill-o-lantern.

This is more
like it.

I award first place
for pumpkin carving
to Rudy tabootie.

[Cheers and applause]

[Groans]

And the award for best
costume goes to...

Reggie bullnerd!

[Laughter]

Aw, gee! Mommy.

Snap: It's your funeral.

In our continuing effort

to catalog the flora
and fauna of chalkzone,

we've come to take
samples from...

All: The chalklet chip
cookie tree!

What's that?

It's a cookie snorffler,

oh, the cookie lover's
worst nightmare.

He snorfs all the best cookies

before the rest of us
even get a chance.

Well, he'll have to share.

[Squealing]

Yuck!
Blech!

Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm.

Chalkzone food continues
to taste like,

well--blech!--
chalk to humans.

Which means there's
all the more for me.
Ha ha ha.

Pardon me.
You gonna finish that?

These are the most
delectableicious

chalklet chip cookies
I have ever tasted.

I'm telling you, whoever
drew this tree really
knows their chalklet.

Whoa, slow down, snap.

We need precisely
one bushel of
chalk cookies

in order to analyze
their chip to crumb
ratio.

Oh, they smell
so good.

Rudy!

I know it's not
in our mission,

but I feel it would be
in the best interest
of science if we--

a bubble bush!
You wanna check it out?

Let's check it out.

Sure, you guys go
bubbling along.

I'm just gonna
stay here and guard
this basket of delic--

I mean, ha ha ha,
scientific samples.

You know, just in
case the snorffler
comes back.

Good idea, snap.
But please don't
eat them, ok?

We really need
to analyze the chip
to crumb ratio.

You can count on me.

♪ Da da da Dee da... ♪

Oh, just one little cookie
couldn't hurt.

Well, they won't
notice one more.

I mean, there are plenty...

In the basket. Ha ha.

Uh-oh.

[Yawns]

Oh, well. It's
a fast baking tree.

More cookies will grow soon
and I'll just replace 'em.

[Yawning]

Right now I just need to
lie down in the warm sun

and, uh, ha ha ha.

Great gumballs, what's this?

Hey, who are you guys?
What do you want?

You must be taken aboard
the mother chip.

Mother chip?!
Wait, i--

[groaning]

Whattya--whattya--whattya--

hey, ha ha ha, that tickles.

Whoa. I'm white.

Pardon me, but my gut tells me
that it's time to go

so if you don't mind
I'm just gonna take
the mask, the cape, and--

hey, quit it, ha ha ha--

ahhhh!

We are ready
for you, doctors.

Are you prepared
to operate, doctor?

Yes. We need to collect
samples in order to

analyze the chip
to crumb ratio.

Chip to crumb ratio?
Wait a minute.

That phrase, that voice,
those glasses--

guys, is that you?

Rudy, penny,
thank gumballs.

You gotta get me
outta here.

These choco dudes are nuts.

Sorry, there will be no
nuts used in this recipe.

Recipe?!

Where would you like
the implants, Dr. Sanchez?

Ah, the first chip
belongs here.

Rudy, bucko,
what are you--argh!

One should go here
and here. Here,
here and here.

[Laughter]

Bucko, you're turning
me into a chocolate
chip cookie?

Yes, you who have turned
so many of our brothers
and sisters into snacks

will now know what if feels
like to be a snack yourself.

Ah ha ha ha!

You didn't draw me
to be a snack, Rudy.

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Duh, hi, snap.

[Growls]

Ok, now which way do i--

huh? Is that--

phew. Finally, something
that doesn't want to eat me.

You are delicious,
comrade.

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

Well, well. It looks
like our little friend

has almost attained
true cookie-hood.

Yes, indeed.
Isn't he cute?

[Sniffing]

Ah, he smells so fresh.

[Sniffs]

And here's some fresh
milk to go with him.

Blblblblblblbl!

Oooh, who wants
to be first?

Ahhhhh! Please, please,
please, please.

Please don't eat me. I swear.

I will never eat
another chalklet chip
cookie as long as I live.

Please don't eat me!
Ahhhh! Get away!

Please don't eat me!

Snap, are you ok?

Huh? Wha--?
Yeah, yeah.

Yeah! Hey, I have
never been so ok.

That was so courageous
how you tried to fend
off the snorffler.

Even if he did
eat all the cookies,

you're ok and
that's what counts.

Heh heh heh.
Uh, thanks.

I guess we'll have to
come back another day

for our scientific samples.

Whoa! Look, snap.
You can eat
your fill now.

[Laughter]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Laughter]

Oh, boy, oh, boy. The magical
new fragrance, "irresistible".

[Laughter]

I'm gonna smell so good,

queen rapsheeba'll wanna
spend the whole day with me.

♪ La la la la la ♪

Phew!

And now for
the moment of sniff.

Ba ba ba ba ba!

[Blowing nose]

I wish I could dispose
of this stuffy nose.

'Cause I can't do my show
if my nose won't blow.

D'oh, this is great.
She can't smell.

Hi there.

What are you all staring at?

All: You smell great. Yummy!

Argh. Excuse me.

Oh, no, it's the Cologne.

They find me irresistible.

Whew. Aiyee!

Ooo wa woo! That scent
is irresistible, yeah!

Perfect. Now I can
wash this stuff off

and smell like plain
old ordinary me.

Oh, p-u. We're not going
near cootie lake.

All: Gross! That stinks.

Well, that certainly
got them off my back.

Cooties: Cootie-cootie-cootie...

Ahhhh! Cootie lake? Oh, no!

Aiyee!

Oh, no!

Whew!

Aggh!

Those are some
mighty fine stunts.

You might have to take my
place in the show tonight

if I can't shake
these sniffles.

[Blows]

Gee, rapsheeba. I would
do anything for you.

Cooties:
Cootie-cootie-cootie...

What's with
the funky suit?

No, no, rapsheeba.
Stay back!

[Sniffing]

What's that smell?

Hey, I can smell!

You cured my sniffles
with your cootie scent

and now I feel
most excellent.

Oh, gee, thanks there.

I call it
"eau de cootie".

Well, just to be sure
I'm sniffle-free,

you'd better stick
real close to me.

♪ Please let me in ♪

♪ I dropped my keys
down the drain again ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ knock-knock, buzz-buzz,
ting-a-linga, ding dong ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ I'm sorry and I promise
not to do it again ♪

♪ can't you hear me knockin'
come and open up your lock
and let me in ♪

♪ I'm here knockin'
at your front door ♪

♪ knock-knock, ding dong ♪

♪ through your window
I can hear you snore ♪

♪ how's everything
in dreamland ♪

♪ storm clouds comin'
it's about to pour ♪

♪ knock-knock, ding dong ♪

♪ we could have a talk if you
could only hear me knock ♪

♪ come and open up your lock
and let me in ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ don't let me get caught
in the rain again ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ knock-knock, buzz-buzz,
ting-a-linga, ding dong ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ I'm sorry and I promise
not to do it again ♪

♪ I can hear you snorin'
come and open up
your door and let me in ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ I dropped my keys
down the drain again ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ knock-knock, buzz-buzz,
ting-a-linga, ding dong ♪

♪ please let me in ♪

♪ I'm sorry and I promise
not to do it again ♪

♪ can't you hear me knockin'
come and open up your lock
and let me in ♪