01x33 - RoboCoach XL-5

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♪ Once upon a future time ♪

♪ In a place called Stardust Bay ♪

♪ Countin' down to adventure now ♪

♪ Rockets on a mission, we're on our way ♪

♪ Space Racers ♪

♪ Surfing the solar winds ♪

♪ Space Racers ♪

♪ Together the fun begins ♪

♪ Way out where the planets, moons, and stars ♪

♪ All shimmer shine ♪

♪ Havin' a great time exploring ♪

♪ Space Racers ♪

Hey, wait for me!

Do you know who I am?

Of course I do.

Everyone knows you're the head of the school board.

You remind us every time you're here!

Then you should know that if I want

to take a look around your lab

you should let me.

Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Vulture,

but my lab is off limits to visitors.

I've top secret experiments,

heh, sensitive lab equipment.

Please. I won't disturb

your "sensitive" lab equipment.

[glass breaks]

What is going on here, gentlemen?

Mr. Vulture wants to examine my top secret designs

for the solar sail that'll revolutionize long distance space travel.

And this goodie two-wheels won't let me.

Do you know who I am?

He reminds us every time.

Vulture, you know the school board

has no authority over research.

Hiring decisions, yes.

But you have no business in Coot's lab.

This is an outrage!

I do so much for this school!

And we are grateful for that.

Come now, why don't I show you

around the Spacenasium.

Coach Pigeon is in the middle

of a very exciting class.

Your greatest piece of equipment

is right up here.

Our air pressure sensor?

No, your brain!

You have to use your head to analyze any situation

and make a plan for what might happen.

That's called a prediction.

And without a prediction,

you're just wastin' fuel.

This is the exciting class?

You don't agree with Pigeon's lesson?

No, I do not.

I don't oversee this school

so that we can teach cadets

to sit around "thinking."

This is the final straw, Crane.

Your training methods

are slow and outdated,

and it's about time

someone did something about it!

Why won't Coot share

his new designs with me?

If I had control over the new solar sail,

I could put it to much better use

than anything they'd do at the Academy.

They just don't have your vision.

My vision..

Yes, my vision!

Say, that reminds me...

How's our "special project" coming along?

Uhm...

Well...ahem...

Is the XL- ready for action or isn't it?

Not even close, Boss.

They're just beginning to test the robot now.

Testing! Why waste time testing?

I want that robot

ready for an important mission now!

But Boss, we really should make sure it's ready.

Iron out the bugs.

Make sure it's not a disaster waiting to happen.

I mean, who knows what could go wrong?

You could all lose your jobs

if you don't get the XL- ready now!

I want to thank our Headmaster

for reminding me that the school board is in charge of hiring.

So, to increase efficiency

and modernize the training of future generations,

I would like you all to meet

the newest member of our faculty.

I present the XL- Training Bot!

The XL- will be taking over

your training responsibilities, Pigeon.

You old retro rocket, you.

He's the new coach.

But if he's the new coach,

what am I supposed to do?

Your services will no longer be required here.

Congratulations on your early retirement!

Oh, and do be a sport

and remove your belongings from the premises.

Coach, they can't do this to you!

I'm afraid they can, Eagle.

Time marches on, and so should I.

But it's not fair!

What will we do without you, Coach?

You'll do what I trained you to do...

Keep your eyes and ears open,

and use your brain before your engines.

XL-: Today's lesson is executing an Ibis loop.

Piece of cake.

Inverted. At full throttle.

What? No one can do an upside-down loop

at full speed.

It's impossible! Even for me!

Less talking, more flying.

Ready. Set. Go!

Again.

Again. Faster.

Faster. Faster.

Again.

Faster.

[heavy breathing]

Again.

Leave her.

[bell rings][whistle blows]

Dodo: The signal is looking good, Boss.

We can see and hear everything the XL- does.

Precisely!

That's why the XL- is the ultimate spy bot.

Ah, Professor.

Allow me to make your acquaintance.

I am the XL- training bot.

I was wondering if we could discuss your designs

for the new solar sail.

Oh, uh, well, that's highly irregular.

I have been programmed with the knowledge

of advanced astrophysics

and may be of some assistance.

Well, I suppose there's no harm.

I guess talking to you

is no different than talking to a computer.

This is it!

Y'see, the key to the solar sail

is in a new polymer...[bell rings]

Excuse me, Professor.

This conversation

will have to continue

at a later time.

Duty calls.

Wait! What?

No, no!

Where is that blasted robot going?

Looks like the Spacenasium.

I'm going down to the workshop

and telling those nincompoops

to fix that XL- right away!

They say they can change the programming,

but without the proper testing, we can't guarantee...

XL-: Engine Roll. Swan Dive.

Turkey Baster.

Goose neck left.

Right.

Left. Right...

I can't take much more of this!

XL-: Full-throttle. Inverted Ibis loop.

I repeat, inverted Ibis loop.

Look, uh, Coach.

We can't do an inverted Ibis Loop at full throttle.

Like I said before, it's impossible.

XL-, Coach Pigeon taught us to think before we act,

and that maneuver is simply too dangerous.

Cadet Robyn: "F"!

Now just a minute, Mr. !

Cadet Hawk: "F"!

Ah, class,

how are you enjoying your new instructor?

He just flunked us all! I see.

Well, good news, cadets.

I'm here to make the XL- even better.

This software update, uh... How did you put it?

"Make sure it's not a disaster waiting to happen"?

No, "iron out the bugs."

Do it!

XL : Receiving new programming.

Please stand by. Processing.

Processing. System rebooting.

All systems operating within specified parameters.

Class is still in session. Resume training.

Yeah, that's the problem.

We're trying to tell you,

we can't resume the training.

[blows whistle]Look out!

Training will resume!

See? Not only is my little spy

going to get me those plans

for the solar sail,

but he's a great coach.

Training will resume.

What's it doing now?!

Stop it! Turn it off!

[remote beeping]

Execute swan dive.

A swan dive?

Are you crazy?!

Stop this thing this instant!

Less talking, more flying.

I-I-I think we better do what he says, Boss!

Do you know who I am?!

Irrelevant. Execute pigeon roll.

[Vulture laughing]

What's it doing now?

I told you, that thing is bonkers.

Should we help?Probably.

Everyone scramble.

I've got an idea.

Hey, Coach.

I can do even better

than an inverted Ibis loop.

Watch this!

I call it the"inverted inverted Ibis loop."

[scanning]

No such maneuver exists in my database.

Then how do you explain how I just did it?

Whoa, I just did another one!

This maneuver is not in my database.

Not in my database.

Error. Software update required.

Update required. Shutting down.

Shutting down...

[crash]

Excellent work, Eagle.

You tricked the XL- into shutting down.

I told you we needed to finish testing

the XL- first!

Machines are good for rigid tasks

but they can never replace a sharp mind.

Speaking of which...

With the XL- destroyed,

I had no choice but to rehire Coach Pigeon.

[cheering]

Ah, that's it, right there.

Oh, I am so sore!

Good news, Boss. Your new physical therapist is here:

the XL-!

Ahhhhhhh!