Super-Rabbit (1943)

[bunniefuu]

[Whizzing]

Look... up there
in the sky!

It's a boid!

Naw, it ain't a boid.

It's a bay bomber.

Narrator:
No. It's super-Rabbit.

Faster than a speeding b*llet.

[Weak pop]

More powerful
than a locomotive!

Able to leap
the tallest building!

[Whistling falling sound]

Yeow!

Narrator: Bugs Bunny--
The Super-Rabbit!

The rabbit of tomorrow!

Eh...what's up, doc?

[Loud munching]

Narrator: What caused
this extraordinary metamorphosis

Of a timid woodland creature

Into the super-Dynamic rabbit
of tomorrow?

Let us turn back the clock

And look into the laboratory

Of a certain noted scientist--

Professor Caverage.

[Liquid bubbling]

[Electrical crackling]

[Loud electrical crackling]

Eh...

[sniffing]

What's cookin', doc?

I'm cooking,

As you so quaintly
put it,

My great--

My great--

My greatest experiment--

A super-Vitamized,

Locked-In flavorized,

Heliomized,

Modern-Desiognized,

Super-Carrot.

Yeah?

What are you gonna
do with it, boibank?

As if I didn't hope.

It's for you,

My little fuzzy-Tailed
woodland creature.

Aw, you shouldn'ta
ought've done it, Edison.

[Buzzing]

[Gulps]

You are now
a super-Rabbit.

You mean able to leap
the highest buildings,

Et cetera, et cetera?

Exacetally.

Hmm. Well, now,
ain't that cozy.

Whoa.
Just a minute!

This looks like a job
for super-Rabbit!

Eh...whoop!
Pardon me.

Wrong costume.

Ta-Da-Da!

[Noisy kiss]

So long, pasteur!

Hiya, doc.

Hello, Mr. Rabbit.

A rabbit?!

Up here?!

[Motor stalling]

Whoops! Time
to recharge my battery!

[Gulps]

Run for your life!
It's cottontail smith,

And he's gone
plumb loco!

The better to carry out
my mission,

I shall assume the disguise

Of a mild-Mannered
forest creature.

Eh... what are you
sh**t' at, doc?

Rabbits.

I... hate... rabbits!

If thar's anything I hate

More than a rabbit...

it's 2 rabbits!

[Munching]

Say...

you're a rabbit!

I'm a-Gonna
drill you good.

No, o-Ok, doc,
but, uh,

Uh, but, uh, wait
just a minute, huh?

Eh, you may fire
when ready, griddly.

[g*n f*ring]

Why...what the...

why, I sh*t...

uh, why don't it pene-- Well...

Here, doc. Try
the heavy a*tillery.

Hold it, doc!

[Munching]

Just a precaution.

[Whistle blows]

Ok, now, boys,
come on, talk it up!

Come on, fellas!
Now, let's give it to him!

Come on, kids, let's give him
the ol' rickety razz!

Bric-A-Brac-A,
firecracker,

Sis, boom, bah!

Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny,
rah! Rah! Rah!

Bric-A-Brac-A,
firecracker,

Sis, boom, bah!

Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny,
rah! Rah! Rah!

Bric-A-Brac-A, firecracker,
sis, boom, bah!

Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny,
rah! Rah! Rah!

Bric-A-Brac-A, firecracker,
sis, boom, bah!

Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny,
rah! Rah! Rah!

[Motor roaring]

Heh heh heh heh!

What unique characters.

Oh, well. Time-Out

Whilst I think up
some more deviltry.

[Airplane motor drones]

Well...that's that.

Whoops!

[Motor stalling]

Time to recharge again.

[Gulps] yipe.

[Thud]

[Sniff sniff sniff]

This looks like a job
for a real superman.

from the halls
of Montezuma

to the shores
of Tripoli

Sorry, fellas.

I can't play
wit' ya anymore.

I got some
important work to do.

We will fight
our country's battles

On the land
as on the sea