01x06 - Night of the Lemons

[bunniefuu]

[somber instrumental music playing]

[Berlin, echoing] It's so terrible.
Just when you were about to be parents.

[faintly] Just when you were
about to be parents.

Just when you were about to be parents.

[louder] Just when you
were about to be parents.

[Camille gasps]

Do you think that someone

planning to have a child
would think of stealing 44 million euros?

And why steal jewels
that only he knows about?

And steal from a vault only he can access?

Does that make any sense to you?

You'd have to be stupid
to pull a job like that.

Right, very stupid. Makes no sense.

But you know, sometimes life...

I mean, what about all the evidence
that you said the police had found so far?

What if someone broke in?

That's it.
We never put the alarm on at night.

Someone broke in, took his keys,
his coat, his car, all of it.

They took everything.

Camille, I don't deny
that some thieves are pretty crazy.

Some are complete psychopaths.

But still, I find it hard to believe
that there would be someone so unique

as to steal 44 million from him
and then break into his home.

I mean, usually thieves steal stuff,
and then they run away.

No.

No, my husband
would never have left his phone on.

And he would never have brought
the jewels back to our country house.

François, he loves heist movies,
and that's rule number one.

Actually, I'm a big fan
of heist movies myself.

Eight years, I've known him.

And I know that François is a good person.

The police may have their doubts,
but I don't have any.

I had decided to leave my husband
and live with you, once in Paris.

But now, with everything
that has happened,

I cannot leave François alone in jail
for a crime that he didn't commit.

[music crescendos, fades]

["b*ll*ts and Flowers" playing]

MONEY HEIST
BERLIN

♪ True love and flowers ♪

♪ b*ll*ts instead ♪

♪ Breaking through my chest ♪

♪ Would you ever cry for me? ♪

♪ There is no other way ♪

♪ There is nothing I can say ♪

♪ Gonna pray for all I did ♪

♪ I will beg down on my knees ♪

♪ Never knew to draw the line ♪

♪ Too many troubles on my mind ♪

♪ No regret that I can give ♪

♪ But someday, I will forgive ♪

♪ Myself ♪

[theme song fades]

Considering all the evidence
we have against you,

you're looking at a minimum
of 15 years in jail.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

If you cooperate,
you can reduce your sentence.

But you don't have much time.

We must stop your accomplices
before they leave the country.

Inspector, listen.
I'll do anything to help.

But you have to believe me,
I had nothing to do with any of this.

Okay.

For the moment,
I will ask the judge to deny you bail

and to remand you in custody.

And that all your properties
and assets be seized

and your bank accounts frozen.

[tense music playing]

You've obliged me
to set up a nationwide search operation,

but I promise you
that those jewels will never leave France.

[r*fle rattles]

[in French] Let's close this.

Let's go. Put the chains back.

[bright folk-rock intro plays]

["The Circle Game"
by Joni Mitchell playing]

♪ Yesterday a child came out to wander ♪

♪ Caught a dragonfly inside a jar ♪

[on radio] ♪ Fearful when the sky
Was full of thunder ♪

[ominous music plays]

- [upbeat folk rock fading]
- ♪ And tearful at the falling of a star ♪

[calmly] Relax.

[ominous music building]

[grunts]

What the hell are you doing?

If the police stop us,
I'm taking the trapdoor.

Everyone, just relax. We're cool.
We didn't leave any loose ends.

You think so? Are you sure about that?
What if our cover's been blown?

What if they've got us on camera?

Or they've tracked the RV?

[in French] What are they doing?

- [Damián] Stop!
- [Roi] If they stop us, I'm jumping.

They'll see you, fool!
There's police everywhere!

Close the f*cking door!

Over there. Drop him at that house.
They won't see him.

Don't encourage him!

- [engine revs]
- [in French] Stop!

[in English] Hide the tins!
This is a family f*cking holiday!

Watch out! You're gonna hit him!

[brakes screech]

[RV rattles]

[sighs]

[panting]

[tense music playing]

[breathing shakily]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[in French] Are you crazy?

You wanted to run me over?

Uh, sorry...

Spanish, español. We do not speak French.

[in English] You almost k*lled me.

I'm really sorry.
I didn't see you, Officer.

I was having an argument with my son.

Arguing about what?

Food. He wanted to stop.

That's twice in two hours.

You know how it is.

Damn teenagers,
they eat like piranhas. [chuckles]

Your ID, please.

And open the back door.

[quietly] 'Kay.

Martita, could you hand me the IDs
and open the door?

Stay where you are.

[tense music pulsing]

- You're coming from?
- [Damián] From Versailles.

We spent a few days in Paris,
and then yesterday in Versailles.

And do you have any proof?

Besides the sandwich wrapping
or the souvenirs?

I'm not sure.

I don't know.

One second, let me, uh...

No, uh, not that. Metro ticket. Mm...

- Yeah. Here it is. That's it.
- [paper rustles]

There you go.

You left the hotel at 2:40?

[softly] Yeah.

And what brings a Spanish family
to France at this time of the year?

You don't have school? Are you on holiday?

I wouldn't call it a holiday, no.

It was a tribute. To our mother.

- A farewell trip.
- [Roi] She d*ed three weeks ago.

She dreamt of one last trip together,
but she ran out of time.

[tense music swells]

[Damián] And this will be your mother.

In France, it's illegal
to transport ashes without authorization.

The cops won't poke their noses
around the tins at all.

Hm. In other words,
there is no police in the world

who would bother a family in mourning
after they'd just lost their mother.

She'll still be with us
when we make it to the Pyrenees.

And after that too.

In France, it's illegal to scatter ashes
without proper authorization.

In fact, it's even illegal
to transport them.

It's for environmental reasons.

Due to dangerous substances
being released after cremation.

The presence of metals
from teeth or artificial limbs.

Do you understand?

That's the law.
You cannot travel with that.

What does he mean, Dad?

- Are they taking Mom away?
- Listen, this makes absolutely no sense.

Isn't this supposed
to be the land of liberty? Huh?

- Of equality and fraternity?
- Sit down. Relax.

José Luis, shut it. And sit down.

I said, sit down!

[Roi huffs]

Open the urn.

[tense music playing]

And open the tins as well, please.

[tense music swells]

[in French] Stop her!

[officer 1] Hands in the air!

[panting]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[yelps, gasps]

[g*nsh*t echoes]

[officer 2 in English] On your knees!

[sobbing]

Drop it!

No, please, don't...

[officer] Drop it!

No! No! No! Please don't!

- [melancholic music playing]
- [breeze blowing]

Leave her alone!
She's just a child! She's just a child!

[Cameron continues crying]

- [Damián, softly] It's all right.
- [Cameron] Mom... [sobs]

Do what you have to.

Search whatever you want,
but leave us in peace.

You sh*t at a child.

Why was she running?

She put herself in danger.

Everyone, back in the vehicle.

Be on your way.

- [Cameron continues crying]
- [melancholic music fades]

[sighs deeply]

[calming instrumental music playing]

That was brilliant.

Worthy of an Oscar.

[chuckles]

A real Penelope Cruz.

[all laugh]

Call Keila and Bruce.

[sniffles]

Despite a large police presence
at the scene,

authorities have yet to confirm
the robbery

at the Viénot Auction House in Paris.

Elsewhere, in the suburbs of Nevers...

[phone ringing]

...an elderly couple and son-in-law
were found dead, following a burglary.

According to witnesses,
the thieves, a young couple,

fired more than 20 times on their victims.

- Yes?
- Are you still on the bus?

Answer yes or no.

[Keila] Yes.

[Damián] A search operation is on.

We learned from the cops

that they've set up
three rings of roadblocks.

We just got through one.
I think we should stop.

So get off the bus as soon as you can.
At the next stop.

- Yes.
- [Damián] Head for the woods.

When it gets dark,
pitch your tent in a remote area.

At dawn, pack your bags and leave.

But stay off the roads.
You must keep to the woods.

- Understood?
- Yes.

[tense music playing]

We'll stay at this camping site
for the next three days

and wait for things to cool down.

- It's better to stay here?
- [Damián] Yes.

Because running away
is riskier than hiding in plain sight.

They'll be checking the roads,
not some local lake.

So that's where we're heading.

[energetic music playing]

[birds singing overhead]

I understand you hate me,
but you could at least talk to me.

What's that?

I thought I saw a tooth, waiting to smile.

C'mon, Keila, we can talk
and walk at the same time.

Listen, Bruce.

You and I are finishing our job.

We're neither friends nor colleagues.

So we don't have to pretend
we want to get coffee together.

Or send each other Christmas cards.

And we don't have to talk as we walk.

So once this job is done, ciao.

Well, I won't keep quiet.

I don't know what to say now.

She's f*cking with my head.

[sighs] I better shut up.

[engine running]

Okay, stop!

[engine turns off]

You handle the interior decorating.
I'll handle the gardening.

[clicks]

[drill whirs]

[Damián sniffles]

- Do you need any help?
- No, I'm fine.

I'll take a look around.

[dog barking in distance]

[energetic music fades]

[menacing string music playing]

[Camille, echoing] I had decided
to leave my husband and live with you.

I know that François is a good person.

- [knocking on door]
- [music subsides]

Good evening, sir.

If you have any idea of
how long you wish to stay,

kindly keep me posted.

I've decided to stay indefinitely.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Would you like me
to send you housekeeping?

If you'd like to change your sheets?

You've left the "do not disturb"
for some time now.

I appreciate your concern,
but I'm busy working.

[phone rings]

If you'd excuse me,
I need to answer that call. Thanks.

- [sighs]
- [call connects]

[Roi] Sir, the police search operation
is ongoing all around Paris.

- Roadblocks everywhere.
- [tense music playing]

Damián decided to stop
at a camping site for three days

and wait for things to cool down a bit.

- It's the right decision.
- Are you already on the way to Madrid?

No.

- You're in Paris?
- Yes. There's no need to worry about me.

There's something you need to know.
We have a loose end.

It's my fault. I held onto
the Eleanor of Avignon necklace.

I had it with me
when I went out last night.

I stole a car
and ended up in a street race.

So where is the jewel now, Roi?

I lost the car, sir.

The necklace was inside.

Right now, it must be somewhere in Paris.

[tense music continues]

[engine revs]

[officer] Out of the car. Now!

[tense music fades]

[somber piano music playing]

I've put us all in danger.

If you want me to disappear,
I will, and I will give up my share.

I'm aware my mistake is unforgivable.

Yes, it is unforgivable.

And typical of a brainless moron
who doesn't understand the game.

Why did you do it, Roi?

I was mad.

I was angry about how you treated me.

It really hurt
when you treated me like a dog.

I wanted to be my old self again.

You know, I would say
that there are two good things

that've come from this mess
you've gotten us into.

The first is that the necklace

is in the hands
of some illegal street racers.

Not the kind of people
who would simply take the jewels

to the police
to help in their investigation.

And second, and most important,
Roi, is that you have shown pride.

And dignity. And balls.

You had the courage to stand up
against the man who humiliated you.

I'm sorry too, Roi.

Forgive me.

You see, I was... confused.

I was hurt, and that's
why I insulted Damián and I insulted you.

- Who hurt you?
- Camille.

She had decided that she would be with me.

And just when she was going
to tell that fool Polignac, well,

he wasn't there.

Because we had him arrested.

We were too eager to have him framed.

You're right.

And now I can't even k*ll him.

Can't make him disappear
from the face of the earth.

He's under lock and key, the bastard.

And what's worse now is that Camille says
she can no longer leave him

and run away with me.

She believes he's innocent?

She thinks that he's a good person.
That he's so wonderful.

We've put him on a pedestal, Roi.

Can you believe it?

What'll you do?

New strategy. Camille likes good people.

So be it.

Now that her bank accounts
have been frozen,

I'm gonna throw
a load of cash in front of her

so that she can hire
the best criminal lawyer in Paris.

I'll be like the Gandhi of France.

And once he's released,
she'll leave him, and...

And then she'll choose me. [laughs]

That's a lot of money.

To help you pay the best lawyer in Paris.

I know your accounts are frozen,
so you'll need cash.

Any other man would be happy
to see my husband in jail.

Like having your opponent
taken out of the game, I suppose.

But you want to help.

Simón, are you an angel sent from heaven?

Don't get me wrong.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[energetic music playing]

I have a code of honor.

And I would never consider
kicking a man when he's down.

I'd like you to come
with me to visit François.

Mm, Camille...

I'll follow you wherever you go.

[energetic music fades]

[Bruce sighs]

[insects buzzing]

[Bruce exhales]

Are you done?

Sleeping outside?

Yeah, I have a feeling
you'll be more comfortable with that.

That's true.

[somber music playing]

- Where are the rest of the jewels?
- What are you talking about?

I don't know anything about any jewels.
I never saw that necklace before.

Then what was it doing in your car?

[siren wailing]

- It's not my car. I told you.
- [Lavelle] I know that.

The owner reported
the car stolen last night.

Just when someone pulled a score

and made off with
a priceless set of jewels.

So you see, what I really wanna know is,
how did this necklace end up in this car?

I didn't even know the car was stolen.
I won it from some guy at a race.

Okay. Let's assume
that what you said is true.

Imagine that you just pulled the score
of the century.

Would you then go drag racing
with the goods?

And forget a necklace
in the back seat worth four million euros?

It's not just about the race.

The girls are riding on top of the car.

The race is all about the adrenaline.

Maybe these two just wanted
to have some thrills after their score.

Find them, and you can ask them.

What did these two people look like?

I'd say around 23.

She was a brunette, long hair.

And the guy,
he had a glove on his left hand.

A driving glove. Black.

Did you notice any scars
or tattoos or anything different?

He had a tattoo on his right hand.

It looked like, uh... deer antlers.

Something like that.

- French?
- No. They were foreigners.

- Are you sure?
- I used to live in Spain.

My guess, they're Spanish.

I swear on my mother. [kisses]

[tense music playing]

[intercom beeps]

Get me Europol Spain.

[door opens, closes]

- What's up with him?
- [Cameron] He's heartbroken.

A long story. [sighs]

- Roi?
- Mm-hmm?

I just wanted to say...

thank you for covering for me again.

I heard you talking with Berlin
on the phone about the necklace.

That's another one you owe me.

[scoffs]

And the next time,
you'll tell me why you joined our crew.

And how you know Berlin.

- It's a deal.
- [Roi chuckles]

[Cameron laughs]

[Roi] Promise?

[Cameron sighs]

[gentle music playing]

I promise.

[chuckles softly]

[sighs]

Good night.

[Cameron sighs]

[exhales deeply]

[softly] Sweet dreams.

- [thunder crashes]
- [rain pattering on tent]

Bruce?

It's raining really hard.
Are you all right?

[Bruce] I'm fine.
Don't worry. It's clearing up.

[Keila] You're completely soaked!

Come in. We're being stupid.

- No way. I don't wanna go in. I'm fine.
- Bruce, come in!

If you catch pneumonia,
we'll never get the jewels out of France.

Be professional.

You're right. [grunts]

Quickly!

[thunder rumbles]

[zips door closed]

[Bruce exhales]

You're right. I'm soaked.

- [gentle music playing]
- [Bruce sighs]

[music fades]

[Bruce shivers]

[soft piano music playing]

[thunder rumbles in distance]

[exhales]

- [crickets chirping]
- [soft instrumental music continues]

[lighter clicks]

[music fades]

[sniffles]

[exhales shakily]

[woman speaks French]

Sorry?

I was asking if you are okay.

My wife, she, um... Uh...

She d*ed three weeks ago,
and I'm finding it very hard.

My condolences.

Would you like to talk about it?

Um... [sighs]

[exhales]

I'd say you're not ready yet.

Let me get you something.

[woman] Limoncello.

It's a Sicilian recipe. I made it myself.

Try it.

You'll like it.

[woman's footsteps fade]

["All the Love in the World"
by Lily Kershaw playing]

[exhales]

♪ I called it at two ♪

♪ You called it at three ♪

♪ Same people ♪

- ♪ Different party ♪
- [sighs]

[Carmen] Maybe you are the love
of my life, but we should separate.

♪ Deal with me ♪

♪ Steal with me ♪

♪ Just stay for a moment... ♪

[singing in French, laughs drunkenly]

♪ All of the love in the world ♪

♪ Couldn't make me less alone ♪

[banging head loudly]

♪ All of the love in the world ♪

♪ Couldn't save me ♪

♪ All of the love in the world ♪

♪ Couldn't save me ♪

- [song fades]
- [line ringing]

DAMIÁN CALLING

[phone ringing and vibrating]

[call connects]

- [Carmen] Damián?
- Hello, Carmen.

Are you all right?
It's almost two in the morning.

[slurring] I'm sorry it's so late,
but I have to ask you something.

[gulps, sniffles]

After our last conversation,
I was a little bit confused.

- I need to clear something up.
- Tell me.

Well, you see, I ran into this woman.

And, well, you know,
we've been talking all night, and...

- We had a bottle of limoncello.
- Ah.

She made it... uh... Sicilian recipe.

So, you know, I was wondering if maybe
you'd reconsidered our separation?

The last time on the phone,
I know we said a lot of things, and...

Well, I was thinking that you can't make
a decision just like that.

Damián, it wasn't "just like that."

Ah. Okay, then.

Well, I just wanted
to tell you that, well,

I feel really attracted to this woman.

There's some really powerful chemistry
between us.

[through vent] But we haven't gone
too far yet, so there's still time.

So just in case you change your mind,

well, I wouldn't wanna cheat on you

or hurt you. Or her either.

And that's why,
even though it's really late, you know,

I wanted to find out
if you're okay with this.

[through vent]
It's a matter of respect, you see?

If we're taking some time off,
uh, how long is this hiatus?

And what limits do we put on it?

Does that make sense?

Damián, listen,
I don't think you've met this lady.

But, if there is someone, then you have
my green light for the lemon lady

and anyone else you might encounter.

And if you really do have
this opportunity, take it.

Because I certainly won't miss out on any.

[dramatic music playing]

So that's it?
You're gonna f*ck everyone that you meet?

Is that what you're saying?

Well, that's nothing new!

Do you think I don't know
about Jackal and his fire emoji?

Huh? You had no problem
wearing bikinis for him.

Wearing sarongs on the beach
with your mother.

That takes some balls
to involve your mother in your infidelity!

Then you drop me off at the airport
to make sure that I'm leaving

so you can make out with him
with my saliva still warm on your lips!

[line beeps]

Don't hang up on me!

Don't you f*ckin' hang up!

No!

You f*ckin' bitch!

So what now, huh?

What now?

The f*cking consequences!

That's what now!

[dramatic music building]

[head banging loudly on wall]

[sighs]

- [sniffles, groans]
- [dramatic music fades]

- [takes a deep breath]
- [line ringing]

- [phone rings]
- [call connects]

- [somber music playing]
- [Damián] I'm sorry, Carmen.

I'm wasted.

I don't know what I'm saying.

[through vent] Forget it?
Forget everything I said, please.

[Carmen] No, I won't forget anything.
You're right.

I cheated.

[Damián crying]

But I would never have done it
if I hadn't fallen madly in love.

[sighs] I wasn't looking for it,
but I couldn't stop it either.

I didn't decide to do it.

It just swept me away.

[dramatic string music swells]

Damián?

[takes a deep breath]

Damián?

Now I understand, Carmen.

It all makes sense.

I know what you mean. [chuckles]

I know how unstoppable love can be.

How can you negotiate with a tsunami?
And you know what?

I'm glad it happened like that.

Because then, at least,

it means I'm worth something.

That I'm worth more than...
than a simple, trivial affair.

[Carmen] How could you think that?

Darling, I would never have left you
for an affair.

[sighs]

You are the only love of my life.

I know.

And I love you very much too.

[crying softly]

[somber French ballad continues]

[gentle music fades]

[Bruce] Something wrong?

No, no. Just the bathroom.

Or whatever I can find out there.

[tense music playing]

- [awkwardly] Pee-pee. I'm going to pee.
- [music fades]

When I said "bathroom,"
I meant I needed to pee.

That's okay.

- [tense music continues]
- [owl hoots]

[owl hoots]

[sighs]

- [urinates]
- [sighs]

[branch snaps]

[hissing]

[snake jaws snap]

Ow!

[grunts]

[tense music rises]

[hissing]

[music swells]

[screams]

[Bruce gasps]

[screaming continues]

You okay?

A snake just bit me.

Where is it?

I don't know where, Bruce.

There! There, over there!

[snake hisses]

sh*t.

What is it?

It's an asp viper.

And that's bad, yeah?

How bad? Really bad?

[viper hisses]

[viper hisses]

Keila, lie down.

- Why?
- Do what I say.

[suspenseful music playing]

[quietly] What are you doing?

- Where did it bite you? Where?
- There, on my leg. There.

Bruce, what are you doing?

- [yelps] What are you doing?
- An incision.

- What? [grunts]
- An incision.

[Keila moaning] Ow!

- [Bruce sucks, spits]
- [Keila groaning]

[Bruce sucks out venom, spits]

- [Keila] Ow!
- [spits]

Just one more stitch.

[Keila inhales sharply]

- [sighs]
- [exhales]

Are you okay?

[quietly] I think so.

Good. Show me your arm.

[suspenseful music fades]

[gentle music playing]

Let's see.

What are you looking at?

I'm checking for skin discoloration.

Breathing's okay?

Yeah, but I feel cold.

Okay, let's wait a bit.

If your throat starts to swell,
let me know.

My tongue feels weird.
I think it's swollen.

Show me.

Let's go.

[Keila] Bruce, what's going on?

You're scaring me.

It's okay. Relax.
We have to go down to the village.

You're having an allergic reaction
to the snake bite, okay?

It's time to go. Get on.

Okay, but can I die from the snake bite?

No, no. You have
lots more time for programming.

If it's not that serious,
why are you running so fast?

[suspenseful music building]

[music fades]

[energetic music playing]

Inspector Marie Lavelle,
Organized Crime Division.

Alicia Sierra, Deputy Inspector,
Europol Spain.

Follow me. We don't have much time,
and we have lots to talk about.

[Sierra] No.

Not until I have my café au lait.

It's a joke. [chuckles]

Let's go.

[Lavelle] Mm.

[snaps fingers]

Alex, get me a coffee and a croissant.

[energetic rock music continues]

[music fades]