02x16 - Rookie Night/Who Let The Doug Out?

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Where'd everybody go?

Rookie Night!

Rookie Night!

[all] Rookie Night!

I cannot believe we're missing this.

We need to find them!

My name is Agent Olympia.

This is my partner, Agent Otis.

This is a clock that's right twice a day,

but back to Otis and me.

We work for an organization run by kids

that investigates anything strange,

weird,

and especially odd.

Our job is to put things right again.

[triumphant music throughout]

[braying]

You need to tell me where you are!

-Cool!

[♪♪♪]

[loud scream]

[♪♪♪]

Who do we work for?

We work for Odd Squad.

[Orchid reading] Rookie Night.

Sir, we heard you had a problem with your plants?

Usually I talk to them to help them grow,

but when I talk to this here sunflower...

Hey there, little buddy, how are you doing today?

[flower] None of your business,

that's how I am.

-Whoa. -I got this.

[sighs]

What's going on with you?

(annoyed) Nothing. I'm fine!

You're not fine. I can see it.

[scoffs] You don't know me.

And you don't know me either, but let me introduce myself.

I'm someone who cares.

Now I'll ask you again, what's going on with you?

You know, I'm a sunflower

and I just wish I had a little more sun.

Do you think you could move this guy

so he gets a little more sun?

Yeah, for sure.

Thanks, Odd Squad.

Happy to help. Have a great day.

[loud zaps]

Maybe I can switch you with that rubber plant.

[plant] Oh, sure.

Now I got to move to make this guy happy?

One Shmumberburger,

hold the pickles, hold the cheese, hold the ketchup,

hold the burger, so just the bun.

Thanks, partner.

Where'd everybody go?

Owen took everyone out on this thing called Rookie Night.

I said we weren't interested.

You did what?

What?

Otis, do you even know what Rookie Night is?

I automatically say no

to things that sounds new and weird to me, so no.

It's when old pros take us new rookies

around headquarters for a crazy fun time.

Olympia, we're not even rookies anymore.

We've been working here for months,

and why call it rookie night?

It's daytime.

Rookie Night just sounds better.

We need to call a rookie a find out where they are.

Quick, who's a rookie? I can't think straight.

You could try Oona,

she started working here after we did.

I'm going to call Oona.

She started working here after we did.

[clicks, beeps]

Oona, you need to tell me where you are!

We just went skydiving!

I never thought I'd do it,

but then we were all like, "Rookie Night!"

[all shouting] Rookie Night!

Skydiving, that sounds amazing!

This is what I have been trying to tell you.

We need to find them!

Oona, you have to tell me where you are.

Somewhere in headquarters!

We went through this door that led to this park.

It's so much fun!

But cold...

but so much fun, but cold!

Hey guys, we should get hot chocolate.

Not yet, rookie!

We're about to start the running of the wheelbarrows!

Here they come!

[all screaming]

[loud rumbling]

I cannot believe we are missing this.

We're not going to miss this.

Oona said they went through

a park door inside headquarters, right?

So we find out where that park door is in headquarters

and boom, we join the party.

[both shout] Rookie night!

[Olympia] Uh oh, there are three park doors in headquarters.

How do we find out which one it is?

[Otis] Oona said it was cold.

Let's bring up the headquarters of each park

to tell us what the temperature is.

This park is degrees Fahrenheit.

[Olympia] Which is like summer weather,

so it can't be the park that they're in.

This one here is degrees,

which is like fall weather,

but it wouldn't be cold enough.

[Otis] This one is degrees.

That's like winter weather.

Which is cold.

Which is what Oona said.

Which is why we're going there!

Wait!

Can I take a bite of my burger first?

It's just bread, man. Let it go.

Owen!

Sorry we're late.

Two rookies reporting for duty.

Sorry, guys. My shift is over.

It was pretty intense.

Where'd the rookies go?

No idea.

Orchid has them.

She said something about getting this party started,

and then she shouted, "Rookie Night!"

like six or seven times in a row.

Not a problem.

I'll call Oona again and find out where they are.

Good luck with that.

Her phone got crushed by a wheelbarrow.

Intense.

Who else is a rookie?

I'm already on it.

[dialing]

[Ocean on phone] Hello?

Ocean, it's Otis. Where are you?

In the bubble room.

It's wild and warm, dude.

I thought you and Olympia would be here for sure.

[Otis] No one mentioned the bubble room!

Bubbles! [splash]

Ocean, there are four bubble rooms in headquarters.

Which one are you in?

What you want to do is head towards the...

[Orchid] Hey, Flapjack.

-I'm Ocean. -Flapjack's your nickname.

You all get one for Rookie Night.

Cool, how about me and Orielle?

You've Veggie Sticks and Orielle is Tony Danza.

Now hand over the phone.

No calls on rookie night. [splash]

[both groan]

Now what?

Ocean said it was warm.

Bringing up room temperatures.

[Otis] degrees Fahrenheit is too cold,

degrees Fahrenheit is too hot.

[Olympia] That leaves degrees and degrees.

Fifty degrees is too cool.

[Otis] But degrees is like spring weather,

and Ocean said it was warm, so that must be it.

Let's move, Rigatoni.

Riga-who?

That's your nickname

so when we join Rookie Night we'll be ready.

[Otis] What do I call you?

Your worst nightmare.

Too much, right? Yeah.

I'll think of something while we're running.

[both] Orchid!

Well, if it isn't Olympia

and 'too cool for school' Otis.

I never said I was too cool.

You didn't need to. Your hair did.

I'll be the 'too cool for school'.

I need a nickname.

Nope, doesn't suit you.

Where are the rookies?

Not sure. Dr. O has them.

She's doing the last leg of the tour.

It's almost over?

Yep. I'd hurry if I were you.

Don't mess up your hair.

(shouts) I have regular hair!

(singing) ♪ La la la la la.

-Tony Danza. -What?

That's Orielle's nickname. She's a rookie.

I'll call her.

[Orielle] Hello?

Orielle, it's Olympia. Where are you?

In the pillow fort room.

You are missing out on one crazy fun party.

I still can't believe Otis said he wasn't interested.

No one said anything about a pillow fort room!

Orielle, what does it look like?

It has pillows,

blankets, and cushions.

And it's not super cold in here,

but kind of chilly.

Rookie, unless you're ordering us chili

or doing a really hard phone survey,

you need to get off the phone and start pillow fighting.

Gotta go! Doctor's orders.

(shouts) Rookie Night!

[sighs]

According to this map,

there are pillow fort rooms in headquarters.

Twenty-three?

Uh, this place is run by kids.

I'm surprised there aren't more.

We don't have time to go through each door one by one.

We don't have to.

Orielle said it was chilly,

so we can get rid of all the warm rooms,

anything over degrees Fahrenheit.

[Otis] Nice.

Now we can get rid of all the cold rooms,

anything below degrees Fahrenheit.

That leaves only two doors,

degrees and degrees.

[Olympia] Sixty-eight degrees is warm.

[Otis] Which means it must be this one, degrees,

like fall weather, which is chilly.

[beeping]

It's too far. We're never going to make it.

Listen to me, rookie.

This rookie, right here,

this rookie is not going to let that rookie

miss Rookie Night.

You're saying rookie too much.

Agreed.

My point is, we will find this party.

Plus I know a shortcut.

Oh, really?

It's more dangercut than shortcut.

There are emergency back doors inside all the rooms.

We'll have to go through them all.

But that's so dangerous.

Good thing that's your nickname.

Wait, is my nickname Dangerous

or "but that's so dangerous"?

-Dangerous. -Good.

I like that one way better.

[♪♪♪]

(echoing) I don't see what's so dangerous

about a ladder room.

I said snakes and ladder room.

Oh boy, here they come.

Climbing faster.

I'm right behind you.

[snakes hissing]

Oh, this room is much better.

[pained cries and rock music]

[lighthearted music]

[Olympia] Why are we upside down?

[gasp] Better question,

where are our heads and hands?

[Otis] That doesn't bother me.

Just keep going forward.

[Otis] Oh, jungle.

[both grunting]

[playful music]

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[Otis] Ugh! Sticky honey.

It's all over my shoes.

Why are we walking faster?

(echoes) Ye shall not block our path!

[Olympia] Yeah! What 'ye' said!

[loud roar]

[Olympia] Hey, we're not on the ceiling anymore.

[Otis] Yeah, but our heads and hands are still missing,

or were they never supposed to be there?

-What? -Never mind. Keep walking.

You need to tell me where you are!

-Cool, time travel room! -Keep moving.

[Olympia] Hot, hot, hot, hot!

[Otis] Wait, wait, wait.

I hear them!

[muffled, indistinct shouting]

-Finally we found them! -We did it!

[both] Yes!

[Oona] Hey guys.

You missed all the fun.

We're too late. I'm really sorry, Olympia.

This was all my fault.

Yeah, it is all your fault...

...for making this the best Rookie Night ever.

What?

Otis, we went through every door in headquarters.

We fought a dragon and we lost our bodies.

It was awesome!

Did you say you ran through all the doors?

Yeah.

Even I've never done that, and I'm a doctor.

Looks like these two rookies did Rookie Night right.

[both] Rookie Night!

[all] Rookie Night!

[upbeat rock music]

What's everyone doing standing around frozen?

Rookie Night is over.

Chop-chop, back to work.

[Otis] Our apologies.

[apologetic cross-talk]

Boss Night.

[rock music]

[Ms. O reads] Who Let the Doug Out?

[Olympia] You wanted to see us, Ms. O?

There you two are.

Something very odd has happened.

You remember Lady Bread...

and Fladam?

[Otis] Of course.

They're fighting over which one of them

is the better villain.

-Lady Bread. -Fladam.

[both] Seriously?

-Fladam has glasses. -Lady Bread fires bread.

[cross-talk]

(shouts) Agents!

I've got a flattened city hall covered in kaiser rolls.

Bring them in so we can settle this.

We have to convince them that they're both equally odd.

It won't be easy, but it's worth a try.

[man clears throat]

[agents] Delivery Doug?

I see my reputation precedes me.

No, we've met you before.

Sure.

I told Doug he could use a room at Headquarters

to make his egg salad sandwiches.

What happened to your house?

We were shutting down a time portal

and it flooded Doug's basement.

It was only an inch of water,

but it ruined all my sandwiches.

Why were your sandwiches on the floor?

It keeps them cool.

Otis, go track down Lady Bread and Fladam

and bring them in.

Olympia, help Doug get set up in our interrogation room.

Thanks, Ms. O.

You'll barely notice I'm around

until I start boiling the eggs.

Then you'll know I'm here,

if you know what I'm saying.

(shouts) Well! what are you waiting for?

Go!

All finished.

[sighs] Uh oh.

You mean uh oh you're so excited

you don't need any more help?

I mean uh oh,

I don't have enough bread for my sandwiches.

Maybe Lady Bread can help.

Villain bread? Ew.

Fine. How much bread do you need?

Well, I need to make sandwiches

and I only have one loaf of bread.

Isn't that enough?

To the untrained eye, yes.

I only use the two middle slices.

Why would you only use the two?

Because they're the squishiest.

Wow, okay.

[beeps]

Okay, you need to make sandwiches,

and one loaf of bread makes one sandwich,

so counting by fives: , , , .

You need loaves of bread.

I already have one, so I only really need .

Can you help me out?

Sorry, but I don't have time

to go to the grocery store right now.

Well then you're in luck

because I make my bread from scratch.

There you go, loaves of fresh baked bread.

Now we slice them one by one.

Let the egg salad games begin.

-There's games? -There's no games.

I am the oddest.

No, you're confused. I'm the oddest.

Clearly I'm the oddest.

[Ms. O] I think we can all agree

that both of you are very odd villains.

Why thank you very much, but I'm still the oddest.

No, no, I am.

I can flatted a cube with the touch of my hand.

[loud zap]

Ha ha.

That's my lucky cube.

My hands are made of actual bread.

Sorry I'm late.

-Perfect timing. -Let's have her decide.

Who's the oddest?

Uh, let me just start off

by saying I think you're both really odd.

Excuse me.

I just need Olympia for one more second.

Doug, we're really busy.

It won't take long. I even brought an egg timer.

[Ms. O growls angrily]

I'll just start it.

[ticking]

Okay, this guy right here is very odd.

No. I'm the oddest. You don't know what odd means.

[sigh]

What's the problem?

I'm completely out of mayonnaise.

Let me guess, you want me to help you make some.

That would be crazy.

I get mine from the laundromat.

Linda here makes the finest mayonnaise in town.

You're tying to butter me up and it won't work, Doug.

I'm not trying to butter you up.

I've got customers waiting

and I can't keep running back and forth

to scoop mayonnaise out of the washing machine for you.

Why do you keep mayonnaise in a washing machine?

Is she cool?

Look, Linda, I'm in a bit of a jam, all right?

My basement's flooded

and I need to make egg salad sandwiches.

How many jars do you need to make sandwiches? Quickly.

Olympia, can you help me out?

Uh, isn't the answer one, one jar?

Sure, if you want to make two sandwiches.

You use an entire jar of mayonnaise

to make two sandwiches?

Hey, quiet down!

You're going to give away the secret recipe.

Fine, let's just figure this out.

[beeps]

One jar of mayonnaise makes two egg salad sandwiches

and you need to make sandwiches,

so let's see how many jars of mayonnaise you need.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

You need ten jars of mayonnaise

to make twenty egg salad sandwiches.

Impressive.

Right this way.

[squawk]

[grunting] -What's going on?

[sigh] It's a tug of w*r to decide

which one of them is the better villain.

All right, new strategy.

The three of us are going to sit them down

and this time it's going to-

[Doug clears throat]

[all] Seriously?

Negotiations don't seem to be going that well.

I've got it under control.

In that case, I could use a tiny little bit more help.

Olympia and Otis,

both of you go this time and finish the job.

I don't want any more interruptions.

What's the problem this time?

I don't have any eggs.

Why does it smell like eggs in here?

Oh, that's the water in the barrels

that I use to boil the eggs.

I never change it.

Helps lock in the flavor.

[gags]

Don't tell anyone. Top secret recipe.

I don't think anyone would believe it.

[sniffs] Because it's like a miracle.

-So you need eggs? -Yes.

One question, can we get them at the grocery store?

-Absolutely. -All right.

Just not today.

-What? -Why?

All the grocery stores have run out of eggs.

Most of that is my fault.

However, the good news is

I know where we can get some.

[elephant trumpet]

What is this place?

It's a secret egg racing club.

I have a customer waiting for an egg, sunny side up.

[scoffs] Tell your customer

he's going home hungry

because this egg is going right into my cupcakes.

[scoffs]

First you win the race,

then you win the glory...

and the egg on your spoon.

Who runs this thing?

Oh my ex-business partner, Randall.

Hello, Delivery Douglas.

Is that goat talking?

Yeah. I built him a goat to human voice machine.

And you can't make a sandwich by yourself?

You know you're not allowed to race anymore, Douglas.

I cheated by taping an egg to a spoon.

'Tis not I that is racing, Randall, 'tis them.

Odd Squad. These guys.

-What? -We're racing?

[both gasp] Fresh racers?

Guys, I need eggs for my sandwiches.

No eggs means no sandwiches.

No sandwiches means

no Doug leaving headquarters for quite some time.

[both sigh] How many eggs do you need?

I need one egg per sandwich.

And you're making twenty sandwiches,

so you need twenty eggs.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Foolish Douglas,

there is only one race left.

Ha ha ha.

Man, that means even if you both tied for first

I'd still only get two eggs.

What if we carried more than one egg?

[klaxon horn]

[Doug] That's ten eggs here

and ten eggs there.

That's twenty eggs, Randall.

Foolish humans.

You shall be covered in egg by sundown.

Let the race commence.

[tense music]

[tense music]

[Randall] Ready,

set, go!

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[uplifting music]

[slowed-down] No!

[Doug] All right, we did it!

We did it, you two!

[muffled cross-talk]

Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry.

[cuckoo clock]

[Olympia] What's happening?

[Ms. O] They started fighting again

over who's the oddest villain.

[loud zap]

You're ruthless.

I'm worried this is going to spill out of my office.

Not on my watch it won't.

[battle cry]

Both of you, stop!

[both] Who are you?

I'm Delivery Doug.

I've been coming in and out of here all day.

Right, pizza guy.

No, that's Delivery Debbie, and she's a woman.

I'm the deliverer of the egg salad sandwiches.

To people?

Yes.

Let me tell you something about the people

who order my egg salad sandwiches.

Sometimes all they talk about

is the chunky texture of the eggs.

Sometimes all they talk about

is the sour taste of the mayonnaise.

Is mayonnaise supposed to be sour?

The point is,

it's not about the eggs or about the mayonnaise.

It's about the way they work together as a team

to create a beautiful, tasty sandwich.

I don't think Delivery Doug

is talking about sandwiches at all.

I think he's talking... about us.

No, I'm totally talking about sandwiches.

[shushing]

Maybe we take Delivery Doug's advice,

and try causing all this together.

Yes!

No, there's been a misunderstanding.

[laughs] Come on.

That's awkward.

Okay, yeah I know what you guys are thinking.

Yes, I will totally make each of you

one of my egg salad sandwiches.

Boom, time to execute.

[funky music]

[♪♪♪]

together as a team.

Hi, my name's Oona.

I'm ten years old and I work in the lab.

My first day here I traveled through time.

[screaming]

[loud zaps]

What happened?

Because I went through time, I don't know if I'm still ten.

Maybe I'm eleven, nine?

All I know is I can't see color anymore,

but that was okay because I just bonk the back of my head

and... bam,

I can see color again.

I'll tell you this,

Oscar is one hard act to follow.

Aside from building so many amazing gadgets,

he also builds a secret bunker.

Ready, boss!

Where are you going?

[Oscar] I'm just going inside of my bunker.

I'll come out when this is all over.

So that's me, Oona.

Oops.

Color went out again.

[Ms. O] Odd Squad,

teams working with teams together as a team together.

I think that was it.

[Oona] Welcome to Odd Squad.

(sings) ♪ A Guide to Your Gadgets.

Behold the flowerinator.

What better way to say I love you

than with a gift of a gadget that makes flowers?

It can make flowers like this, or this, or this,

or this, but not these.

When the gadget gets some downtime,

it likes to listen to polka music.

Even though the flowers smell nice,

the gadget itself smells horrible.

This has been a helpful guide to the flowerinator.

Remember, knowledge is power.

Power is gadgets,

and gadgets is power.

♪