03x31 - House of Treachery

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What was that? Eddie? Eddie? Eddie! Uh!
- Never wake an Osirian by stealth.


- There was a crash.

Eddie something's happened, something bad's happened.

Alright let's get the others, come on.

Nothing.

You? It would help if we knew what we were looking for.

Yeah.

Look, I'm telling you there was a huge crash.


- We've looked everywhere.


- Not everywhere.

What about the secret room?
- No, no, no, no! Not the phonograph!
- Who
- What?
- It's wrecked.


- This is a disaster.


- But no one knows about this place.

Except us.

Maybe it was Denby, or Victor.

Okay look If they went to this much trouble to smash it then it must have been important.

Maybe this has the answer we need to stop Frobisher.

Then we have to fix it.

Right now we have to get out of here before anyone finds us.

Come on.

Well, I just wanted to check on the progress of this terms drama module.

Have you given any thought as to what your final piece might be? Um, anyone? Uh, perhaps a school play? And I'd be happy to assist in any individual one on one coaching.


- School play it is then!
- Awesome.

Now don't forget this will count for your final grades.

Not awesome.


- Can I write it, Sir?
- That's an excellent idea Mara.

Unless any other bright spark would like to put their hand up.


- Can I write it with Joy, Sir?
- Oh, that's even better.

Alfie Lewis, headliner.

Hey uh Just checking you're not still mad at me, for the whole fake secret admirer thing? I'm a one girl, guy.

You're the girl.


- And I'm a one guy girl too weasel.


- Really? So whoever is sending you those messages, should know I'm going to put a fight for you.


- Meet your new and improved girlfriend.


- Hey, guys, guys! I think I can mend the phonograph.

Meanwhile I'll keep the pieces safe.

And we all have to make sure we don't help out team evil.


- Yeah.


- No sinning? Oh, I'm gonna miss it.

You know, I've been thinking, I'm probably going to be all right.

Sorry Alfie, are you saying you don't sin? Never.


- Dishonesty.


- What I am Mr.

Honesty.


- Mm, chocolate.


- Greed.


- Whatever I can't be bothered.


- Sloth.

Face it Alfie, you're a one stop sin shop.

Oh, as if.


- Right.


- Alfie Oh, cake! Caution Alfie, if it's too good to be true then Ooh, sweet, sweet, chocolatey oohs! There, there, there, there, there Oh don't worry I'll make sure you soon have a little friend, to join you.

There, there, there, there, there How fortunate you are To have been selected as part of my great plan.

I almost envy you.

What are you doing? What do you think you are doing? I was just about to secure our next sinner.

No.


- You were about to get us all exposed.


- I beg your pardon? Joy?
- I like your hair like that.


- What brushed? Yeah.

It's soft, lustrous, what's it remind me of?
- Oh yeah, Letdown!
- Ha
-ha
-ha you're so funny.


- See ya.


- Bye.

Aw, he is totally a smitten kitten.

I don't think he's that into me.

No Willow's right he really thinks you like him.

You're going to break his heart.

Furthermore you are interfering
- Oh, am I now?
- You are! In every way! You are incompetent and indescribably useless.


- Oh I am?
- Yes.


- You just described
- What on Earth is going on here? We don't know, it's what we're trying to work out so just keep it down okay? Uh Step aside.

Step aside.


- Ha
-ha
-ha.


- Victor? And Miss Denby.

No, no, no, no.

What is the meaning of this?
- In all my years as a Headmaster
- Eric, hello um, we were just Quarreling?! In front of the students.


- I demand an explanation.


- Uh, Victor and I Were just wondering whether the desks were in the right place.

Yes.

And we had um, just agreed that indeed they, they are.

Something's going on here, and as Headmaster of this school I will find out what.

Now Victor, I think it's time for you to return to Anubis House.

Now!
- Oh!
- Hmm This is so exciting, I just hope our other schoolwork doesn't suffer.

Way to suck the fun out of it Mara.

But hey, that was a really nice thing you did, wanting us to write it together.


- I was thinking it could be about
- Jerome!
- Sorry?
- It's perfect.

Don't you see, we tell the story of a two timing rat.

I have some ideas if you'd like to jot them down.


- Sure, sh**t.


- Ahem One I should probably do the costumes.

Two Alfie should so be the hero, he's devastatingly attractive.

And three you can never Have enough wigs.

Oh uh, just FYI guys I insist on my own trailer, and only the purest mineral water in my dressing room.

Oh don't worry Jerome you'll feature heavily in this production.

You could be the Director.

I'll have your people talk to my people.


- What?
- I panicked.

Okay guys listen Frobisher was a pretty organized guy may Maybe he left some spare parts for the phonograph down in the secret room.

That's actually a good idea.

Here me and Alfie will check it out.


- Okay.


- But it's lunch.

Alfie! We need to know what message Frobisher left for us.

Oh, I made a sandwich.

Stop.

Heed this message.

Ah the dust, the ever present fear that Frobisher is going to jump out at us.


- It never gets old does it?
- Yeah.

Okay, looking for ye oldie phonography pieces.


- Hey Alfie
- Whoa! Ah! Good one Eddie, of course I knew it was just a doll.

Yeah, sure you did girl.

You know Fabian wants answers and, he's the only thing doing the talking.

No.

No way! No! What is that? Uh, it's uh, it's a prop! Fabian wants to do the design for the play.

For the play, you don't know anything about yet? Uh, he's really keen.

Really keen.

Trudy! Well, we better get this to Fabian you know those artistic temperament types.

Well? Why are you all loitering there? No reason.

Ta
-da! So when I asked you, to find phonograph parts, like this You came back With that? Epic mission fail.

New roommate? You have to get it back to the secret room.

Guys, Victor's on the prowl.

Let's get rid of this, Eddie can you put that under your bed? Who are you? Osirian.

Who's there? Ha
-ha
-ha
-ha
-ha It was one of your little friends.

Osirian.

You have a viper In your nest.

Ha
-ha
-ha
-ha
-ha Ha
-ha
-ha
-ha
-ha Eddie, what happened? It's It wasn't one of team evil that smashed the phonograph.

It was one of you.

Another day is almost done, and you have failed Robert yet again.

Me? I would have had another sinner by now if it wasn't for you.

Oh please, if it wasn't for me you'd have the police here arresting you on kidnapping charges.

At least we have our fresh recruit to help us.

We know the Lewis boy took the cake So, find the evidence and bring him to me for detention.

If you think you can manage that.

But it can't be one of us.

We're the good guys remember.


- Are you absolutely
- Sure? Yes.

My visions, they've never been wrong before.

I don't believe it.

I trust all of you with my life, I have trusted all of you with my life before.

Yeah, but if one of you has gone rouge, you could sabotage everything that we do.


- Yeah well you, it could be you.


- Well yeah, but it isn't.

Well it isn't me, team evil would want someone smart, or super grouchy.


- Hey!
- Look! Whoever it is They'll have to make a mistake sometime.

Well, in the meantime how can we trust each other? Huh.

We can't.

Attention everyone! We'll now be doing auditions for the male lead.

Squee! I hope you don't forget me when you're famous.

Oh, don't worry.

Just in case you didn't get the memo it's obligatory.

Unless you want to flunk drama.


- That's more like it.

Who's up first?
- Oh me! Ah Victor, no, no, no, students only.

But don't give up on your dream.

Okay.

A very large, very expensive Chocolate cake, has been stolen.

Yes.

Stolen! Would anyone care to confess? No.

Just as I thought.

Very well You will all stay here Whilst I conduct a room search.

Go, go, go, go! This is really unprofessional! Alright um, uh, duh! Try under the bed! What? Nothing it's just you came up with that idea pretty quick.


- Meaning?
- It's just you seem good at hiding stuff.

Which is just what someone who really is, hiding stuff would say to hide their own guilt.

Fabian.

Window! If we saw him in half which just seems
- No, no, no!
- Someone who's not evil.

Oh, okay wait, put him on my bed um We could use him as a novelty coat stand.

It's like magic.

It's not going to fit in there.

The black crow is landed! I repeat the black crow is landed! If Victor's coming just say Victor's coming! Victor is coming! Unless you guys come audition right now, I'll have to give the part to Victor.

No, no, no, I'm ready for my close up.

Wait, wait Alfie!
- I have an idea.


- What? Oh! Ah! Hi boys and girls I'd like to introduce to my friend the Amazing Archie! Oh! Alfie That is brilliant.

That is so good.

Oh, thank you.

What's that Archie? You want to tell the people how talented at playing heroes? Wait, no, no, I can do more, I can uh Impressions, I can do impressions, I can do Victor.

It's ten o'clock and I want to hear Exactly why you stole that cake Mr.

Lewis.

Um, cake, um Have you seen any cake boys and girls? Ha
-ha
-ha how very amusing.

I know you took it boy.

So you found evidence in Alfie's room? No, I don't need evidence.

The gluttony of Mister Lewis is well known to all.

You will serve a detention with Miss Denby You can hardly punish him without proof.

Besides which I just witnessed him wolf down four and a half helpings of lasagna.

Does that sound like a boy who just ate a giant cake?
- No.


- Impossible.

Never mix cake and lasagna you know that.

No.

Thanks Trudy.


- Now, where was I?
- Next.


- Fabian?
- Yes.


- Fabian! Fabian Rutter, come on.


- No, no.

I don't want
- Come on up you go, Fabian.


- Come on.

Okay, so
- You're two strangers
- Mm
-hm.

It's a cold stormy night.

And you find yourselves drawn together.

And Action! Uh, I thought I was the Director.

Ha woo Whoa it's cold and stormy outside isn't it? Yes.


- You seem nice.


- Oh, cut! You're more wooden than Alfie's dummy.


- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

No.

It must be so hard not being able to trust us.

But, you do trust that it's not me don't you? Oh, well I didn't even You know sure, sure I do.

You know I was thinking, what if whoever sent those fake love messages is our traitor? Look, I didn't want to betray her really.

But I've seen KT borrowing your laptop.

And, I know she's into you.

No way.

Maybe she betrayed us because she was jealous? Oh, I'm sure it couldn't be KT, could it?
- Oh, so we've got no male lead?
- Nope.

Unless, we could get Jerome to play himself, that would be so good.

Eddie! Would make a brilliant lead.

Eddie, I'm going to make you a star.


- Mm.


- Great.

Ah, yes! What are you doing in the girls' bathroom?
- With my makeup bag?
- Um I've got a really good explanation, if you'll just let me think of one.

Eddie said to look out for suspicious behavior.

What? I'm not the traitor.

No, I'm trying to find the traitor, but I need these.


- What for?
- Fingerprints.

This is our traitor.

Ah, mistress We move ever closer to victory.

We I have secured our next sinner.

Allow me to introduce Our newest servant.

I can't believe you betrayed us.

KT.

No way.

KT?!
- I thought you were our friend.


- I am! My mission, the reason why I'm here was to stop team evil.

Or, you've been working with them all along.


- She is a Frobisher after all.


- I'm not the traitor.

Really? I would never betray Sibuna.

You got this so wrong.

If you walk out now you'll only look more guilty.

Our new member A new member who's loyalty has not been proven.

It will be.

Come.

Welcome.