01x08 - World Wide Wabbit

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends". Aired: August 13, 2004 – May 3, 2009.*
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Set in a world in which imaginary friends coexist with humans, it centers on a boy named Mac who is pressured by his mother to abandon his imaginary friend Bloo.
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01x08 - World Wide Wabbit

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[Snickering]

Pretty neat, huh?

This is just the home page,

But soon, when you
click on these icons,

It will take you
to little interviews

Of all the friends
up for adoption.

So you can pick
which one you want online.

Cool!
Cool!

Oh, show me cockamamie amy's.

Hers should be funny!

Well, I haven't done
the interviews yet.

I was gonna do that
this afternoon...

With this baby!

Cool!
Cool!

Miss frances? Miss frances!

Oh, there you are.

Miss frances,
a picture frame in hall 23

On the fifth floor is
crooked by 5/16 of an inch.

Yeah, and?

Go straighten it...

Now.

Aw, come on!

I'm in the middle of this!

It's for the house.

Miss frances,

Wasting time on that newfangled
technological waste of space--

That--that silly,
useless thingamajig--

Is hardly beneficial
to this house!

Yeah, not like straightening
picture frames.

Precisely.

And I'll be a monkey's uncle

If I allow it to
sit there unsightly...

And misaligned so that
you can play with

That ridiculous whizamawhatsit.

Now, get upstairs this instant!

And hop to it!

Ha! Burn!

Ow!

I'll never understand why
my sweet, lovable grandma

Imagined that stingy
stick-in-the-mud.

[Sighs] look, I gotta go
do this frame thing.

Will you get the interviews
for me, mac?

Sure. No problem.

Yeah, no problem, frankareno.

We got it all covered.

Yeah, well, just
make sure you don't

Make anyone look stupid.

We're trying to get them
adopted, not humiliate them.

Uh, hi.

My name is, uh, bloppy pants,

And I'd like to get adopted.

My favorite color is pink!

I like living on the edge!

Fast cars and motorcycles!
Yeah!

My likes are walks on the beach,

Dancing, new experiences,

The outdoors.

I'm not so great.

You should adopt one of
the other awesome friends here.

My--my dislikes
are rude people

And broccoli.

Coco coco coco-coco-coco!
Coco-coco!

I'm looking for
that special someone

Who's rich and good-looking

And in really great shape.

No losers, please.

Aaagh!

What is that?!

Get away! Get away!

It steal my soul.

I just want to love!

[Laughs]

Bloo, stop it.

You're making
everyone look dumb.

Hey, they don't need
my help in that department.

Well, stop it, ok?

I'm gonna go interview
madame foster.

And I don't want you
making her look stup--

Oh, wait.

What?!

Is that mr. Herr--
shh!

[Snickering]

[Laughing]

Oh, this is the most
amazing thing ever!

Did you get that whole thing?

[Sound running backwards]

[Laughing]

We...we got the whole thing!

Come on, we gotta
show frankie!

No! Shh!

We can't do that!

Why not! She's gonna freak out
when she sees this.

Yeah, I know.

But, i...

I think it's a little mean.

Don't you think mr. Herriman
would be embarrassed?

Yes!

Now, come on!

Bloo, no!

It's just...

It's just wrong.

I think we should erase it.

Yeah, you're right.

Bloo, no!

I'm not doing anything.

Hey, frankie!

Frankie! Hey, frankie!

Frankie, you gotta see this!

What is it?
[Screams]

[Grunts]

Hold on! Hold on!

What's the problem here?

Bloo was--
frankie...

You'll never believe
what mac taped!

Bloo, shut up!

It's no big deal. It's nothing.

It sure doesn't
sound like nothing.

It's amazing!
No, it's not.

It's incredible!
No, it's not!

It's awesome!
No, it's not!

Aw, come on, mac.

Let me see it.

I'm sure it's no big deal.

Yeah, just frankie--

We won't show it to anyone else.

Both: please!

Ok, I guess.

Yes!

But just frankie--

Nobody else.

And then we erase it!

Got it?

Quick, quick! Plug it in!
You are gonna so freak out!

Oh, wait!
What?

Is that mr. Herr--
shh!

Oh, come on, you remember.

You used to do it when
I was a little girl.

You mean...

"Hippitty, hippitty,

"Hoppitty, hoppitty.

"My tail's quite fluffy,
my ears are quite floppitty.

"I sing and I dance,

"And you can't
make me stoppitty,"

Said funny bunny to
sweet little girl!

"Hoppitty, hoppitty,
hippitty, hippitty

"I'm cute and I'm cuddly
and smart as a whippitty.

"Watch and adore as
I play and I skippitty,"

Said funny bunny
to sweet little girl!

"Sprungidly, springidly,
bouncily, trouncily,

"For allow me to declare,
present, and announcilly

"That I am the head of
the fun bunny councilly,"

Said funny bunny
to sweet little girl!

"Bouncily, trouncily,
sprungidly, springidly,

"There's no end to the fun
to you I will bringilly.

"The razmatazz
and the ring-a-ding dingly,"

Said funny bunny
to sweet little girl!

"Hippitty, hippitty,
hoppitty, hoppitty,

"So, shall I tell you right now,
my sweet little poppitty?

"That all of my friends
I never, ever would droppitty

"On the list, my dear lass,
you are at the toppitty,"

Said funny bunny
to sweet little girl.

[Giggles]

[Laughing]

Oh, my gosh!

I--it hurts, it hurts!

I can't--i can't...

[Laughing]

All right, all right.

You had your fun,
now let's erase it.

Oh, no, no, no!

Do you have any idea
how long I've waited

For this kind of dirt?

Old fuzzbutt will
never live this down!

That's why we have
to erase it, frankie.

If anybody else saw this,

It would humiliate mr. Herriman.

Yes, exactly!

Psst, psst!

Quick! Come in.

Ok.

Bloo, you said just frankie.

You guys gotta go!

Ok.

No, come in!

Ok.

Bloo!

Just these guys
and then we're done.

Promise.

Now, you listen here--

"Skippitty, scampitty,
jumpitty, bumpitty,

"Now, please to be cheery
and not at all crumpetty

"All under the weather
and down in the dumpitty,"

Said funny bunny
to sweet little girl!

[Uproarious laughter]

You guys!

I expected better from you!

[Laughing]

I'm sorry,

But that was really funny.

Come on, frankie, erase it.

Fine, fine.

No, frankie, don't do it!

There, it's gone. Happy?

Yes.

No!

Bu...but...

[Door closes]

Frankie, how could--

Are those?

Thanks for the interview,
madame foster.

And thanks for the cookies.

I'd like to announcilly

That I almost d*ed laughing!

You know what I say to that?

Ring-a-ding dingly.

No, they didn't,
no, they didn't,

No, they didn't,
no, they didn't!

[Gasps]

Step right up and behold

The most amazingly hilarious
spectacle of a lifetime.

Bloo, what are you doing?!

What?!

Oh, nothing, nothing.

You're selling tickets
to watch footage

Of mr. Herriman, aren't you?

No, no. What?!

No!

Of course not!

Frankie erased that,
don't you remember?

Besides, that would be wrong.

[Everyone laughing]

Coco-coco cococo!

Coco, let me in!

Bloo, what is she doing?

Oh, yeah, see,

She's not supposed to let
anybody in without a ticket.

Oh, really.

A ticket to what?

Nothing. Nothing.

You want one? 10 Bucks!

No loitering in the halls.
What is this, some sort of line?

Master mac, master blooregard.

Both: mr. Herriman.

Pardon me, please.

No!
No!

Hey, mr. H.

Phew!
Phew!

Miss frances,

There is an important matter
I must discuss with you.

Now, I do believe that currently

Tuesday's entree is
macaroni and cheese.

But I feel that as many
friends in this house

Do seem to be getting rather,

Oh, how shall I put it, portly,

I do believitty that a changitty
of menu is in orderitty.

If I could have my pickitty,

I would say that
braised chickadee

Would be more than
quite befitted

To the expanding waistlines
of the residentsitty.

That is allitty.

[Laughing]

Laughing]

You guys!

You were supposed to
erase that footage.

[Laughing]

You guys!

[Laughter stops]

[Snickering]

[Laughing]

You have more, don't you?

Maybilly.

Maybilly notilly.

[Laughing]

Oh, my goodness!

[Quiet snickering]

Everyone, I have
an announcement.

In light of recent
changes in physique,

I've called for
a change of menu.

From now on, we'll be
feasting on entrees

I've researched from licensed
imaginary friend dieticians.

In fact, this very evening,

You're enjoying
one of my favorites:

Miss milly lilly's low-fat
east philly chili.

[Laughing]

I'm sorry!

Stop laughing this instant!

Miss milly lilly does not
deserve such treatment.

She is a respected member
of the culinary committee

Of schenectady city.

[Laughing]

What are we laughing at?

[Snickering]

Watch, watch, watch!

Well, I'm going home now.

Bye.
Bye.

See you tomorrow.

Good-bye.
Good-bye.

Come on, you guys!

Where are those discs?

This is seriously not cool!

Ha ha ha ha.

You guys.

[Laughing]

Come on, frankie.

Aren't you worried
about your job?

Please!

Madame foster is my grandmother.

She'd never let
herriman fire me.

That's not what I mean.

You think he's tough on you now,

If he finds out
you're behind this,

He's gonna make
your life miserable.

[Gasps] shut up, shut up,
shut up!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

You're right!
If he finds out, I'm dead!

Ok, that's taken care of.

Good.

Yep.

All taken care of.

[Doorbell]

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Sheesh!

Hi, earl.

Hiya, frankie.

Yay, es aqui!

It's here!

So, uh, how you been, frankie?

I've been better.

Aw.

You all under the weather

And down in the dumpitty?

Excuse me?!

Ha ha!

Aw, ha ha, nothing!

[Chuckling]

[Telephone rings]

Hello.

Yes, um...how would
I go about be--

Shh! Shh! How would I go about
becoming a member

Of the fun bunny council?

Excuse me?!

[Laughs]

[Hangs up]

[Chiming]

Frankie!

We got a problem!

Oh, my gosh!

How did this happen?!

[Squeaks]

How did this happen?!

I'm trying to play here.

This is awesome!

Where did you get it?

School!

All the kids
have stuff like this.

Wow!

I knew people would like it,

But I never dreamed
it would catch on so fast.

What would catch on so fast?

I posted the original footage,

And then the fans went to town.

Check it out.

[Music plays]

Oh, this one's good.

[Farting]

Hey, here's a new one.

This is the best though--

The funny bunny store.

[Computer beeping]

And I linked the whole site
to the foster's home page.

20 Million hits?!

Bloo, what were you thinking?!

I was thinking it was funny.

Bonjour!

Look what I got para usted!

Ed!
Hey!

Where did you get this?

I got it in the mail today.

Frankie signed for it.

Ed, listen carefully.

Is there any more of this stuff?

¡Sí! I get one for wilt,

I get one for coco,

I get one for señor mac,

I got one for you
if you like it.

Listen, ed,

It's really important
that mr. Herriman

Does not see any of these.

In fact, he can't know about
any of this funny bunny stuff.

Ok?

¡Sí!

No.

See, if he sees any of it,

He'll...he'll...

He'll explode!

Aaagh!

Wilt! Coco!

Bloo, you coming?

No, I thought I'd hang here.

Listen, blob boy,

If the rabbit finds
out about this,

He's going to make
my life miserable.

And if he makes
my life miserable,

I'm going to make
your life miserable.

Capiche?

Capi--capi--

Yeah.

Take off your clothes!
Take off your clothes!

Take off your clothes!

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Take off your clothes!

Take off your clothes!

Eduardo, stop!

Wilt, you gotta give
me your t-shirt.

We can't let
mr. Herriman see it.

Sheesh.

All you had to do was ask.

Coco, we need that hat.

Coco,
we just want to borrow it.

Coco!

Has anyone seen today's paper?

[Stammering]

[Screaming]

Oh, there it is.

No, señor bunny man!

No explode!

Master eduardo,

What is the meaning of this?!

Uh...

I trip.

Well, do be more careful
next time.

Now, miss frances,

Where is the paper?

What paper?

You just had it a moment ago.

You just threw it
to master wilt.

No, I didn't.

Give me the paper, please.

[Whistling]

I'm sorry.

Give me the paper,
master eduardo!

Uh...uh...uh...

[Chomp]

Master eduardo!

[Doorbell rings]

Oh, gracious. What now?

Excuse me,

Can we get an interview,
mr. Funny bunny?

Master eduardo!

Uh...

Oops!

I trip again.

Hey, mr. H.,

Instead of reading the paper,

Why don't you, uh,
watch the news?!

Yeah, the news.

But the door!

Mr. Funny bun--

I mean mr. Herriman
isn't taking interviews.

Now, get out of there!

But we're live.

Live!
Live!

..who is, for some reason,
refusing interviews

Despite the fact that he's
become a worldwide phenomenon.

Let's roll with the clip.

"Hippitty, hippitty,
hoppitty, hoppitty.

"My tail's quite fluffy,
my ears are quite floppitty.

"I sing and I dance,

"And you can't
make me stoppitty,

Said funny bunny to
sweet little girl!

What is the meaning of this?!

Who is responsible for this?!

Her!
Him!

Me? Are you crazy?!
Me? Are you crazy?!

Mac's the one who taped it.

Yeah, but I wanted to erase it.

Frankie's the one
who b*rned it to disc.

Yeah, but bloo's the one

Who uploaded the file
to the internet!

[All arguing]

Mr. Herriman, wait!

You said there was a file.

Where is it?

It's not that kind
of file, mr. Herriman.

Yeah, the file is
in my computer.

No! No! No! You can't!

Now, to get rid of these
files once and for all!

My baby!

My baby!

Mr. Herriman,
you don't understand!

The file's already
on the internet.

You can't just get rid of it.

Nonsense.
Just tell me where this net is,

And I'll dispose of it readily.

It's not a net, it's a...

It's...

Argh! You just don't understand.

Boy, I'll say.

Oh, I understand all right.

A gentleman does not
take such abuse lying down.

There must be reprisals!

There must be retribution!

I shall have my vengeance!

Go on, go on.

Do something silly and whatnot.
[Laughs]

We'll see how you
and your creator

Like being recorded
at your most private moments.

Oh!

Oh, confound it!

Argh!

That's it! That's it!

Mr. Herriman, please!

Where are you going?

I need a tall, stiff glass
of carrot juice.

If anyone needs me,
I'll be at the juice bar!

[Clamoring]

Oh, no!

[All asking questions]

They're everywhere!

[Screaming]

No!

No!

Don't laugh.

It's really him!
It's funny bunny!

Here, mr. Funny bunny,
I made this for you.

I signed it
"from sweet little girl."

My sally loves your
web site so much,

We wanted to come adopt a funny
imaginary friend of our own.

My son wants one, too!

Oh, yes!
Your web site inspired us!

[Clamoring]

Ahem, yes, of course.

We have plenty of imaginary
friends for you all.

Uh, just follow me.

[Giggling]

Yes. Quite!

Hippitty, hoppitty,
hippitty, hoppitty.

Hippitty, hoppitty,
hippitty, hoppitty.

And if you ever touch
my computer again--

Ah-ah-ahem!
Well, well, I do believe

This is the smallest house
meeting we've ever had...

Due to all
the recent adoptions--

Thanks to yours truly.

[Chuckles]

[Groaning]

I have called this meeting to,
if you will,

Ha ha, declare, present,
and announcilly, ha ha...

[Groaning]

That because my performance
went over so well

And resulted in so
many adoptions,

I have produced a new,
modern, updated version

For the official
foster's spider web.

Web site.

Sheesh!

Yes, of course.

[Rapping]
♪ my name is mr. Herriman ♪

♪ And I'm here to say ♪

♪ A hip hop, a hip, hip hop ♪

♪ I rip and I rap
and I just can't stop ♪

♪ I have great big feet
and ears that flop ♪

♪ To help your mom
you can sweep and mop ♪

Ha ha! See!

I've updated the act.

Apparently, children really
like the hip-hop--

Quite a coincidence, ha ha, yes.

Master mac, funny, eh?
Ha ha ha.

Uh, ha ha ha.

Oh, come now,
master blooregard.

You may laugh,
it's quite all right.

Oh, yeah.

Ha ha. Uh, ha ha.

♪ A hip hop
a hip, hip hop ♪

♪ In the winter,
we see the temperature drop ♪

♪ Horse's feet
go clippitty clop ♪

♪ It's quite rude
to make bubblegum pop ♪

♪ Word ♪
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