Love's Whirlpool (2014)

[bunniefuu]

Welcome, sir.

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Thank you.

Hello?

Hello.
I'm at the station.

Make your way to
the main crossing.

Head towards Roppongi 8th ward.

Go up the slope
and turn right at the 3rd street.

We're in the apartment block
at the end of the road, number 301.

Here.

Any questions?

I'm wondering how it will go.

Will what go?

What's the process
up till we do it?

What happens?

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First, you take a shower.

Then you're free to choose
partners.

That's all.

Does everybody join in?

Yes, that's why they're here.

If I don't like the guy,
can I refuse him?

Of course.

But if you keep refusing,
what's the point of being here?

You see...

It's for people who crave sex,
that's why they come.

Compare it to speed-dating,
where not everyone is there for sex.

There's a lot of
wining and dining first.

But here,
sex is the main motive.

We cut through all the games
and go straight to the sex.

So wouldn't refusing everybody
be rather pointless?

Aren't you here because you need
to do it soon, with whoever you can?

You visited our website,
didn't you?

The site doesn't come up unless
you search for "g*ngb*ng" or "orgy."

But you did,
that's why you're here.

No.

I saw your ad in the
Lady Comic.

I read it.

Then you searched?

Yes...

I'm sorry.

Look.

If you're scared,
then don't do it.

No one's forcing you.

Hello?

Sorry, it'll be starting soon.

Come back when you're ready.

We're open every day.

Call from the station at 11.

Wait.

Count me in.

I came all this way.

It's a long way to go home.

This way.

Love's Whirlpool

May I have your attention.

Please wear condoms at all times.

There are condoms in the
white and black bags in the room.

The white bag has S size condoms,
and the black has L.

You may think you need the black,
but please start with the white.

Otherwise, the condom could
come off during sex.

When finished, pinch the tip
and remove from your penis.

Sometimes they come off
inside the woman.

Please shower between partners.

The toilet.

Yes, please shower after
using the toilets.

A final note to the men.

If the woman objects,
you must respect her wishes.

You have until 5am
to enjoy yourselves.

Wait.

These sweets suck.

- So what?
- Buy some others.

Now?

Yeah, now.

What a pain.

You've got 5 minutes.
Go.

You'll never make it
at that pace.

I never intended to.

You want to get fired?
You hear me?

Is this your first time?

No.

This is my 2nd time.

It's my first time.
I hope it goes well.

Yes, me too.

Excuse me.

You seem very familiar
with this.

How many times
have you been here?

Five times a week.

That's incredible.

Excuse me.

Is this your first time?

Yes.

It's my first time, too.
I hope it goes well.

Me, too.

On your way home
from work?

Yes.

Must be tough.

Kinda... yeah.

It's really hard to find, isn't it?
I got lost coming here.

Me, too.


up the hill.

I turned at the 2nd street.

I got lost, too.

I counted the alley.

So I turned at
the wrong street.

You don't say.

I'm surprised at how
shapely all you girls are.

Please...

I've just put on 3kg.

But you're so slim.

You've got a good body.

You think so?

Hello?

Seriously?

I'll head to the hospital
after work.

It's sooner than expected.

Everything's okay?

I just started the cabbage diet.

What's that?

I hear it's very popular now.
Apparently it really works.

Someone lost 27kg in 3 months.

One of my friends lost a lot
of weight on that diet.

I once tried that yoghurt diet.

Still, single-food diets
are hard to stick to.

You're too thin.

No, I'm quite fat.

Like here, and here.

I like girls who are rounded.

So he says.

Maybe I should take up jogging?

Exercise is the best way
to lose weight, after all.

Then go to the gym.
It's hard to put weight on muscle.

So he says.

Apparently, aerobics won't work
unless you do more than 20 minutes.

I've hated running since
I was kid.

Oh, is that right?

I tried running 10km a day.

Hi.

- Hi.
- Gave up after the first day.

How do you do?

How do you do?

Is this your first time?

Yes.

Me, too.

I beg your favor.

Is anyone else nervous?

You're not.

No, I am fat.

I know my body
better than anyone.

I guess that's right.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to rush you...

Where's the toilet?

Through there.

He'll need another shower.

Yes, he will.

Some guys don't.
I hate that.

Really?

I can't believe
they get away with it.

I won't go with a guy
with piss on his cock.

Disgusting.

Everyone.

Go on, ask them.

Is it okay now?

Does anyone mind
if we get started?

Start what?

Is it okay if we
go downstairs now?

I don't know.

Stop playing games,
just tell us.

Listen.

Last time, the guys decided
among themselves.

They're not even talking.

Why aren't we talking?

I'm not sure.

Listen.

Do you mind?

I got 'em.

What the hell are these?
You haven't got a clue!

You should be fired.

You go buy them.

I don't work here.

Where's those pics?

Of Ryota with the
dildo up his ass.

- I've got 'em.
- Show me.

Just get on with it.

Go on.
Go get them.

Um...

Excuse me.

Yes?

Do you come here often?

This is my 2nd time.

What about you?

Me?
Oh, I'm sorry.

Was that funny?

Yes, I saw everything.

Uh, still...

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

It's the first time
I've seen you smile.

You looked so uptight.

So did you.

To be honest,
I was deliberately being standoffish.

Didn't know what else to do.

Me, too.

Sit here?

Really?

You should've started
talking to me earlier.

I must have looked dumb.

He bought snacks?

Want some?

No, thanks.

Just for a sec.

Listen.

Yes?

Do you mind others
watching you do it?

If you do,
you'd better say so now.

Or they'll just watch anyway.

I don't mind.

Okay then.

Shall we?

Yes.

Excuse me.

Want to go downstairs?

No?

Well?

Okay.

But first, take a shower.

What?

You've still got piss
on your d*ck.

Okay.

Your first time?

Yes, it is.

Me too.

Sorry I took so long
to talk to you.

It's okay.

I know I'm not pretty.

That's why they all ignored me.

That's not right.

I'm just nervous, that's all.

Sorry I'm not pretty.

Same goes for me.

Um...

May I sit here?

I'm sorry.

Would you like to go downstairs?

Please be nice.

I will.

Well, shall we...

Move down.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

I took a shower.

Want to go downstairs?

Mind if I finish my cigarette first?

Sure.

I love cock!

I love cock!

Everyone did it?

Did you?

I did.

Who with?

That one.

I'm impressed.

Well...

What do you all do
for a living?

I'm a salesman
at a food wholesaler in Kanda.

Shouldn't I have asked?

Well...

I'm a salesgirl.

I'm not permanent, though.

Selling cosmetics.

Is that right?

What do you do?

Well...

I'm a kindergarten teacher.

Don't I look like one.

Kindergarten doesn't seem
to fit in with this.

One of the other teachers
there told me about this place.

What do you do?

I'm a job-hopper.

Doing what?

Different things.
Like handing out pamphlets.

Must be tough.

Yeah.

I work at an injection-molding
factory in Kamata.

On the production line.

What do you make?

Cell phones.

You make cell phones?
That's awesome!

Just the outside cases.

But still, I mean,
that's great.

Thanks.

Are you a student?

Yes.

University?

Yes.

What about you?

What do you do?

Well, um...

You're okay?

Keep me informed.

Excuse me.

Where is everyone from?

I'm from Hiroshima.

I follow the Hiroshima Carp
baseball team.

Feel free to use these.

Bit late for that.

Look, we're all here
for the same thing.

So maybe it's better if
we talk about that.

Am I wrong?

No need to just
talk about that, though.

Right?

You really think so?

You're wrong.

Dead wrong.

Only perverts come here, right?

Oh, yeah...

In that case...

Let me tell you
a dirty story.

We're all perverts here, right?

We're all kinky, aren't we?

I'm totally perverted.

What about you?

I'm dead kinky.

I can't wait for you
to tell it.

Me neither.

Okay?

Well...

They say many kindergarten
teachers are kinky perverts.

That's actually true.

I should know,
I'm really perverted.

I teach one little boy, Takumi.
He's a really good-looking kid.

I dream about when
he's all grown up.

About he and I f*cking
like crazy.

While I masturbate.

Look...

I was watching you get it on.

You have a really big one.

Thank you.

So...

If you like,
you can do me next.

You don't want to?

You want to do it with me?

Well...

I sure do!

You mean it?

Yeah.

I've never...

I've never squirted.

I'd like to experience it.

Really?
Leave that to me.

You'll be squirting
like a fire hose.

Wanna go next?

I've never had
anyone as beautiful as you.

Cut it out!

Isn't she cute?
Is your p*ssy cute?

Sorry about earlier.

I'm really just a pervert.

And I'm a kinky pervert, too.

Listen.

You.

Yes?

That was your first time,
wasn't it?

You were all over the place.

Eh, well.. that's...

Be honest.
Tell the truth.

Yes, I was a virgin, sorry.

But...

Can we do it again?

I think I can do
better next time.

Really?
Then I'd be honored.

Are you okay?

Did we shock you?

To be perfectly honest...

I know I might not look like it.

This is so unlike me,
I hardly believe it myself.

But I'm really enjoying it.

So yes, I'm okay.

Aren't you enjoying it?

Maybe it doesn't seem like it.

But I'm really enjoying myself.

I'm loving it.

Why did you come today?

I was so horny
when I woke up this morning.

When I'm at work,
all I think about is sex.

I get super-horny
before my period.

Before I did it, I couldn't
imagine myself having sex.

I thought it would be
really hard.

But once you start,
it's really easy.

Sex is no big deal.

It sure beats masturbation.

I've never masturbated.
If I'm horny, I come here.

I attend an all-girls college.

Everyone's really curious,
but they never talk about sex.

They pretend they
have no interest.

I really despise that.

I'm sorry.

At the moment,
I don't have a job.

I'm flat broke.

Today my mom sent me money
so I could buy a futon.

But I came here instead.

I feel guilty about doing that.

But sometimes,
sex is all I can think about.

I forget all about my parents.

Sorry to bring you all down.

Stop! Cut it out!

Hey! Wait!

Hold on...

Honestly, that doesn't
feel good at all.

Where's the G-spot?

A bit deeper.

Hey, hang on...

You're really gonna stick that
in me?

Awesome!

It's too much.

No, no, no...

I'll take a shower.

Hurry back.

- How's this?
- Good.

So good...

That stinks!

What's that?

What?

Her p*ssy really stinks.

Seriously!
Smells like rotten fish.

Skunk c**t.

What's more, she has no idea.

Not a clue.

She doesn't lick balls.

Yeah, balls are there
to be licked, right?

Imagine if she was ugly?

She's a rose, that's her thorn.

Wait.
You think she's good-looking?

She sure is.

Really?
I don't think she is at all.

I have friends
far better-looking than her.

She's right into it.

Check out the misfits.

The virgin and the regular.

Did you notice the different
techniques I used?

Like what?

Shoving it in deep, then shallow.
Grinding away at it.

You had it up my ass.

Did I?

Maybe you should
try someone else.

I want to try what you taught me
on another girl.

Sure, why not.

Sorry, I couldn't hold back.

It's okay.

Welcome back.

Well done.

Hey, that was fantastic, girl.

You put up a helluva fight.

Come sit here.

You always scream like that?

What a performance.
I'm very impressed.

That's very European.

The passion just flows
out of you.

- I took a shower.
- Okay.

Hey.

Shouldn't you take a shower?

Yes.

Don't be long.

- What did you tell your wife?
- I was going drinking.

You're terrible!

You should have brought
your wife.

Listen.

I wanna do her next.
Okay?

It's decided, is it?

- It sure is.
- What about me?

Look.
How about me, next?

No, wait.
You can't just pick and choose.

Okay with you?

Sure.

Okay, great.

Then what about us?

How about you and me?

Not really...

It should be you and her,
then me and her.

Us two would be okay, too.

I want to try someone
else this time.

But we don't have to
decide right now.

Just let it happen.

She's right.

Then who do I get?

Anyway, she's mine.

That's okay.

Well thank you for that.

Don't push it.

- You wanted her?
- Yeah, bad luck.

You've got to be
quick about it.

What's this?

I don't want to do Fatso.

Just close your eyes.

Then I'll get stuck with the slut.

They do say
practice makes perfect.

She's probably got VD.

I'm not doing Fatso.

Just enjoy yourself.

If we're having sex at 5am,
do we have to stop right there?

I think they let you finish.

Hey, make sure I'm next, okay?

You showered?

Yes.

Then let's go.

Everything OK?

I'll do you twice as good
as he did.

It'll drive you wild.

I'll take you places
you've never been before.

No, wait.

Adjust the air conditioner.

OK.

- Had your 2nd?
- Sure.

Who was it?

Same guy.

Twice in a row?
Impressive.

Don't f*ck with me!

I'm a customer!

You're being ridiculous.

Gimme my money back.

That's not going to happen.

You got laid, didn't you?

Listen up good.
I did that one.

Then that one.

That's all that's left.

There's another one.

No way I'm doing her.

Let's be clear,
you're a dog.

No one wants to do you.

Isn't that right?

That's what you said, right?

That's right.

Honestly,
I really don't want to.

Is that right?

Look, I've got an idea.

How about you and Fat-boy
stay together?

No one else wants to do
either of you, that's the truth.

So do us all a big favor.

I don't understand.

What?
You really don't get it?

Hey.

What the f*ck is a virgin
doing here anyway?

That's really pissing us off.

Don't you sense that?

I sensed it.

Then don't come here!

You really need to screen
the guys, too.

The girls have to
be good-looking.

If you don't meet the demand,
you won't make money.

She actually thinks
she's stunning.

You're very average.

What's so funny?

I'm sorry.

Listen bitch, everyone says
your c**t stinks to high heaven.

Like dead fish,
these two said.

You need to see a doctor.

You've got Chlamydia.

No I haven't.

Then it's even worse.

Hey.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Do you get it?

This place is for orgies.

I know that.

Then why did you
try to stop me?

I didn't mean to.

All I said was, maybe she needs
a rest before doing it again.

You've got no right to butt in.

I know that...

But the rules say the girls
get to refuse if they want.

And she doesn't like you.

Don't tell me you're
in love with her?

No, I'm not.

How could I be?

Twist the end of the condom
before removing it.

Sometimes they end up
inside the woman.

Please shower before
each new partner.

And after using the toilets.

Just to be sure, are you okay
with her going with other men?

Yes, sure.

You don't mind, either?

It's okay.

Very well.

Enjoy yourselves until 5am, then.

It's very quiet.

Not at all like we imagined.

Say something.

Have you been doing this
all night?

Yes.

Wow!

Want to go downstairs again?

We're running out of time.

No?

Okay, sure.

But no more up the ass.

Are they going to screw?

Yes.

You just ask for it?

You try.

Why me?

Go on.

Go ahead.

Excuse me.

Will you do it with me?

I think he's refusing me.

- Say please.
- Okay.

I don't mind.

Really? Great!
Thanks for that.

Let's go.

Okay, great.

Enjoy yourself.

I'm really nervous.

Look, this whole
partner swapping thing...

It's like the ultimate
expression of love.

We've been together
for a while now.

We decided it's time to take it
to the next level.

So don't worry about
offending him.

It's incredible they have
places like this, isn't it?

It sure is.

Can I try it?

Why not?

If at all possible
I'd like to screw her.

I've had plenty of average girls
like this one.

But never one that good.

Will you do it with me?

Sure.

Really?

You mind if I shower first?

I thought you just did.

But I still want to.

Excuse me.

Sounds like they've started.

What's that?

It's sickening.

Like a pig snorting.

I've gotta go see this.

That's f*cked up!

Will you screw me?

No?

Sure, okay.

Okay, let's go.

We mustn't let those two
b*at us.

Yes.

You got me in the ass again.

But I enjoyed it,
so I kept quiet.

I'm sorry.

Hey.

Oh, hi.

You chose her?

Yeah.

Where is he?

The guy from the couple?

Yeah.

I was supposed to be next.

He took the student.

We didn't say anything.

No, stop it.
You're hurting me.

Ow!

What was that for?

Why did you have to get
so into it?

Why shouldn't I?
You did.

I was just kidding.
Didn't you know?

No, I didn't.

So that's how it is?

What did you think
when we came in?

I thought she was very quiet.

That's not what I mean.
I was asking how you felt.

I didn't really think about it.

That's right, you didn't!

You're a f*cking zero!

Let's break up, shall we?

But why?

'Cause you don't love me.

Yes, I do.

You f*cked him!
His d*ck was inside you.

You've no right to say that.

So we have to break up?

- You want to?
- No, I don't.

Then stop changing your mind.

Forget what I say
and do what you want!

Then...

What do you want me to do?

That's for you to decide.

Can I have some time
to think it over?

Yeah, think carefully.

I want to leave.

Then get dressed.

Look, I'm sorry.

No, seriously.

I'm with a guy from work.
We're still drinking.

His name's Honma.
No, you've never met him.

He's in the toilet.

He's spent all night
moaning about work.

We'll stay till the bar
closes at 5am.

Sorry about that.
Okay.

Will do. Bye.

Good morning.

'Morning.

I must be
Honma, the Moaner.

You overheard?

Your wife?

Yeah.

She sounded angry.

Offense is the best defense,
she cooled off when I kept talking.

You're a nasty piece of work.

Don't go home smelling of soap.

The smoke will cover it.

You're married
but you still want to f*ck around.

I sure do, it's natural.

Once I've sh*t my wad,
I've had enough of tits.

Half an hour later,
I'm ready again.

What if I managed to maintain
that half hour of repulsion forever?

I could've got into
Tokyo University.

That's for sure.

Do girls always think about sex,
like guys?

I think it's the same.

Look...

I'm sorry about earlier.

It's okay.
I'm not at all bothered.

Thanks for being
friendly to me tonight.

No, I should be thanking you.

Listen.

I was only kidding you earlier.

Just winding you up.

Man, that couple...

What was with that skinny guy?

In the end, what did they want?

To test their love.

I didn't get it.

- They shouldn't have come.
- What were they thinking!?

Who's going at it?

The two misfits.

First time anyone's made her
squeal like that.

She sounds quite sweet.

You were fantastic.
It's never been like that before.

Time's up.

After dressing,
the ladies will leave first.

After a suitable interval,
the men can go.

We do that to
discourage stalkers.

Thanks for your cooperation.

What?
Suddenly shy now, are you?

After what we've seen tonight.

There was no trash can
downstairs.

What did you do with
the condoms?

They're on the floor.

What's wrong?

I can't find my phone.

Isn't that it?

No, that's mine.

Can I borrow it?

What's your number?

There you go.

Thank you.

Thanks.

I hardly recognize
you dressed.

It's weird, we're more used to
seeing each other naked.

Like naked savages.

Naked savages.

What?

Aren't you going home?

You want to go again?

No...

We don't, do we?

Thank you, ladies.

Do me a favor.

Delete that number, please.

It's still there from when
I called her phone, isn't it?

Exchanging numbers is forbidden.

I didn't ask for it.

Delete it anyway.

You're just the type
to be a stalker.

Delete the damn number.

Wait up,
you're saving it.

I deleted it!

No one else heard the number?

Are they all gone?

All gone.

Hey.
What's the delay?

I can't find my keys.

Seriously?

Do you have them?

No, I left home before you.

Here they are.

Where were they?

In your bag.

Oh, my bad.
Sorry about that.

Keep them in the same place.

I said I was sorry.

Let's go.

Boss.

She was with one guy all night.

Shut up.

Was it okay?

Yes.

Sorry about that.

Don't mention it.

Come on, hurry up.

Sure.

You clean up.

Yes, boss.

Are they a couple?

Didn't you know?

No.

Apparently,
he's heavily in debt.

He can't afford to lose this place.

But guys won't come
if there aren't enough women.

So she comes every night
to pad the numbers.

That's why.

I'm kidding.

Did you believe me?

They're both crazy, that's all.

But here, the real story is
nowhere as deep as that.

Time's up.
You can leave now.

Thank you.

Thanks.

I was very pleased
when you called me.

Sorry I asked you to come here.

I never got your name.

That's right.

My name, too.

I'm Isamu Kato.

My name is...

It's Satomi Suzuki.

Suzuki

Look.

Could you delete
that number for me?

I don't want you
trying to contact me.

That's why I asked you here.

It wasn't...

It wasn't really me
there last night.

So please.

And I'll delete your number.

Look.

I have classes this morning.

What about you?

Nothing.

I've got nothing on.

Is that right?

I'd better be going.

Wait.

I think it was the real me
there last night.

No doubt about it,
that was the real me.

That's great.

Congratulations!
You're a father now.

Written & Directed by
Daisuke Miura