[CRACKLING]
Hey, what do you want from us?
We're freezing here.
MAN:
Rosebud.
NARRATOR: Over a century ago,
in the foothills of the old river valley...
...there stood the village of Acme Falls.
It was a town filled
with happy inhabitants.
- Including the butcher, the baker...
- Oh. Hello.
- Hi.
-...and the candlestick maker.
- Hi.
NARRATOR: And a mime.
Well, no place is perfect.
NARRATOR: That's true, but Acme Falls
was as close to perfect as possible...
-...except for the mime, that is.
- Right.
NARRATOR: Now, this village was part
of a peace-loving picturesque little country...
...called Warnerstock,
which was ruled by a benevolent king...
...Sir William the Good.
Everyone loved King William.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Peace and prosperity covered the land.
But then King William passed away...
...and there was a struggle
for control of the kingdom.
[YELLING AND GRUNTING]
And the struggle ended
with Warnerstock being overthrown...
...in a hostile takeover
by the nation of Tictockia.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
Now, the new leader of Warnerstock
was King Salazar the Pushy...
[CROWD BOOING]
...a ruthless corporate raider
who vowed to rule with a tight fist.
But the international community
didn't support his regime...
...and the country's fortunes plummeted.
We're broke.
NARRATOR:
Salazar's treasury grew dangerously low.
So he sent out an edict
for the country to start turning a profit...
...or perish.
To fill the royal coffers,
all cities and towns were to be taxed...
...and this included Acme Falls.
There, the king sent his tax collector...
...Baron von Plotz,
who was taxing to the extreme.
Uh, that's right, keep the line moving.
Please give till it hurts.
Next.
[CHOMPING LOUDLY]
- Well?
- Forgive me, Baron von Plotz, sir...
...but I have nothing to pay my taxes with.
You've taken my livestock, my land,
my home, and left me with nothing to eat.
Yes, yes, these are hard times.
I can hardly keep the fire burning myself.
Yeaw!
Next.
[MAN SOBBING]
NARRATOR: The baron squeezed the life
out of Acme Falls...
...until the once prosperous town
was crushed.
And so our story begins in the miserable
little village of Acme Falls...
...with its pathetic band of down-trodden
and destitute townsfolk.
Oh, and a mime too.
And three orphans who live on the street,
ever since the orphanage shut down...
...Yakko, Wakko and Dot.
[SINGING]
Some folks say that life is cruel
[SINGING]
At the orphanage, they fed us inedible grue!
[SINGING]
We slept on beds with springs that hurt
The faucets had hot and cold running dirt
The windows were broken
The roof was leaky
The walls were cracked
The floors were creaky
They shut down the orphanage
And now we know
ALL:
Ah...
ALL [SINGING]:
Those were the days, we miss it so
And ever since then...
SINGING [IN DEEP VOICE]:
I've been feeling low
Another sub-zero morning
And still there's nothing to eat
My feet couldn't get much colder
Our breath is our main source of heat
We're so far below the poverty line
We're off the graph
But don't fret, sibs
Because things will get better in time
- Then you're gonna laugh
- Ha!
[SINGING]
Poverty and hunger abound here.
[SINGING]
Yeah, it looks like a city dump
There's only one job to be found here
The town needs a new speed bump
[SINGING]
Acme Falls was a paradise
[SINGING]
Happiest place on Earth
ALL [SINGING]:
But the tax collector's avarice
Took us for all we're worth
[SINGING]
My coffers are overflowing
ALL [SINGING]:
All of our shelves are bare
My profit margin is growing
We're broke, it seems so unfair
Life's so lousy we can no longer cope
You gotta cheer up
And never ever give up hope
- All of the shops are closing
- Things couldn't get much worse
[SINGING]
Even my nuts are frozen
[SINGING]
Be careful with that last verse
Hey, step up and try our elixir
It's good for what hurts
- Whatever ails you it can fix, sir
- And it's great on desserts
[SINGING]
Drat, the temperatures falling
[SINGING]
I love when the weather is cool
A new ice age is calling
Look, I can freeze my drool
I have hopes and dreams of ruling the Earth
But here I sit
- Watching Pinky make ice sculptures
- Out of spit, narf
This old tree is finished
Our acorn supply's gone too
So for dinner
We're having creamed spinach
All I can say is spew
BOTH:
As a town, we're so down, so we mope
You gotta cheer up
And never give up hope
ALL:
We can't cope
You gotta cheer up
And never give up hope
ALL: Are you a dope?
- Nope
ALL:
Just cheer up
And never ever give up hope
Hope, hope, hope, hope
Yeah
NARRATOR: And so the folks in Acme Falls
hoped through the winter.
They hoped through the spring.
They hoped through the summer
and they hoped through the fall.
But after a year of hoping...
...hope was running out for poor little Dot,
who needed an operation.
[DOT COUGHS]
And while Yakko stayed behind
to look after his sister...
...Wakko went out into the world
to seek his fortune.
[BOTH COUGHING]
And the town waited for Wakko's return.
They waited through the winter.
They waited through the spring.
They waited through the summer
and they waited through the fall.
And by the following winter,
they were still waiting...
...when a young mouse's fancy
turned to romance.
PINKY:
Oh, Pharfignewton. Pharfignewton.
Wherefore art thou, Pharfignewton?
[NEIGHING]
Oh. Therefore you art.
And lookie. Narf.
I brought you a sneaky-wacky.
[NEIGHING]
Ha-ha-ha. Troz!
Feeding you is like taking
a really smelly bath.
BRAIN: Pinky, I need you.
- Pharfignewton.
- I didn't know you could talk.
- Pinky, stop this foolishness.
You know, Pharfignewton,
you sound a little like Brain.
Och. Ha-ha-ha.
And you bop like Brain tan. Heh.
Brain, ha-ha.
We were just talking about you.
I knew I'd find you out here
wasting time with this horse. Came.
Pharfignewton and I have pledged
our hearts to each other.
Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.
Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant.
Why can't the horses and the mice
live together in harmony?
Along with the fairies and the wand sprites
and the bean sprouts.
I stand corrected, Pinky.
- That is a horse. You are an imbecile.
- Thank you.
-Now, come, we must prepare for tonight.
- Why? What are we going to do tonight?
Guess.
- Try to take aver the world?
- Bingo.
- Egad! I love bingo. Narf.
It's so much more fun than trying
to take aver the--
Unh! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
[BOTH SNORING]
[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]
DOT:
Hm?
YAKKO:
Hm? Huh?
[NURSE GASPS]
[NEIGHS]
[BOTH GASP]
[SINGING]
Oh, the train bringing Wakko
is a-rolling down the track
[SINGING]
I'm sure that is the train my brothers on
ALL [SINGING]: Wakko went to see the world
And now he's coming back
I've missed him every day
That he's been gone
[SINGING]
He went to seek his fortune
And now he's returned
[SINGING] Bringing back the treasures
Of everything he's learned
Oh, the train with my brother
is a-coming closer
ALL:
Bearing Wakko down the track-o
Back home
Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh.
Hi.
[ALL CHEERING]
My friends of Acme Falls,
I give you my fortune...
...a ha'penny
Uh... Aah!
- A ha'penny?
- It's real.
He has a whole ha'penny.
[ALL CHEERING]
[SINGING]
I've got a ha'penny today
BOTH [SINGING]:
He's got a ha'penny, hooray
- [SINGING] How did you do's it?
- All work and no play
- He chopped wood
- He chopped suey
- I pitched horseshoes and hay
- He milked jokes and cows for his fee
It was more than I thought it would be
ALL [SINGING]:
An entire full year's salary
And now I've got a ha'penny
ALL:
He's got a ha'penny today
He's got a ha'penny, hooray
BOTH: All those days of hard work
And here's your reward
Now there's nothing in this world
That I can't afford
You can buy any toys you pick
And eat candy until you're sick
[SINGING]
Plus a gourmet meal for monsieur
And still you'd never be poor
ALL:
Because he's got a ha'penny today
He's got a ha'penny, hooray
Our water tower shanty
We can finally repair
I can even buy my brother
Some new underwear
It's like I won the lottery
ALL:
Because he's got a ha'penny
I'll buy burgers at the butcher's
And blintzes at the baker's
Groceries at the grocers
Seasons tickets for the Lakers
- You can buy my new elixir
- You can buy it by the bucket
- There's just one little problem
- it's lousy, you should chuck it
It's so hard to believe
it really happened to me
I'm going shopping with my ha'penny
ALL:
He's going shopping with his ha'penny
Uh, newses from the village to report, sir.
What is it?
Uh, it seems that one of the townsfolk
is happy.
What do you mean?
Wakkos Warners has come
into the possession of a ha' penny.
Ka-ching.
[CHEERING]
ALL [SINGING]:
He's got a ha'penny today
He's got a ha'penny, hooray
With it he could buy himself
A tropical cruise
But first there's one important thing
That I have to choose
My sister has been ailing quite a lot
We don't exactly know what she has got
ALL:
You plan to spend your ha'penny on what?
An operation to save my sister Dot
ALL:
To cure whatever problem she's got
An operation to save his sister Dot
It's a present to her from me
All because I've got a ha'penny
ALL:
Because he's got a ha'penny
In the village that's called Acme
He's going shopping
So let's get hopping
He's going shopping with his ha'penny
[ALL CHEERING]
And we're all thrilled for your good fortune.
Now, about your taxes.
ALL:
Oh.
WAKKO:
Taxes? What taxes?
Well, let's fill out your tax farms and see.
We total your income
and calculate your deductions for the year.
Haw many dependents, include city,
state and federal taxes...
...including license fees.
Och, that takes you up
into a whole new tax bracket.
The king will be absolutely delighted.
The king is a jerk.
Oh, good. That qualifies you
for the "calling the king a jerk" tax.
- Huh?
- Then add property tax...
...sales tax, excise tax,
stamp, tea and thumb tax...
...shipping and handling, multiply by your
shoe size and you owe a grand total of...
- ...exactly one ha' penny.
- Wha--?
Uh...
- Your federal government thanks you.
- Hey.
We can't let them do that to Wakko.
It's unfair.
We have ta stick together and stop them.
Uh...
Or not.
If you have any questions, just talk
to my lawyer. He'll explain everything.
[SNIFFS]
[MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
[SINGING]
So much for Wakko's ha'penny
Now Acme Falls is back in misery
[SINGING]
Should I, or do you wanna carve?
[SINGING]
Frankly, I'd just as soon starve
[SINGING]
I'm starting to fee! the stress
ALL [SINGING]:
Acme Falls is ha'penniless
[STRUMMING]
[YAWNS THEN COUGHS]
Goodnight, Dot. Sleep tight.
- Tell me the story.
- Okay.
- There once was a man from Nantucket.
- Not that story.
Lack, it's late. Ga to sleep.
Oh, came an, tell me the story. Please.
[SIGHS]
Oh, all right. But then it's lights out.
- Deal?
- Deal.
Okay.
Once upon a time, a brave knight married
a beautiful princess and they had two sons.
- But they wanted a daughter too.
- Right.
So they planted a garden
all aver the kingdom...
...and on the first day of spring,
every flower in that garden bloomed.
- And out of the prettiest flower came...
- Me.
Yup.
And so the knight and his bride,
Mom and Dad, took you home...
...and every night at bedtime,
they'd came in and say:
"Who's the cutest girl?"
And you'd say...
"I am."
They'd ask,
"How'd you ever get so cute?"
- And you'd say...
- "I was born that way."
And they'd say, "Tell us your name,
young lady." And you'd say...
"Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa
Francesca Banana Fanna Ba Besca III.
But you can call me Dot."
And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?"
You'd say...
"No. Just Dot.
Call me Dottie and you die."
And Mom and Dad would laugh
and laugh and laugh.
And they'd tickle you...
[DOT GIGGLING]
...and you'd laugh too.
[COUGHS THEN GIGGLES]
And you'd fall asleep
with a great big smile in your heart.
- I like that story.
Goodnight, sis.
[DOT SNORING]
- How is she?
- Not great.
Those acting lessons
never really sunk in.
- No, I mean her health.
- Oh, well, who knows?
If I'd only earned more.
Hey, you did your best, Wakko.
We'll pay for her operation some other way.
I guess.
[STRUMMING]
- You turning in?
- To what?
- Good question. See you in the morning.
- 'Night.
[SINGING]
Twinkle, twinkle, wishing star
How I wonder where you are
Out in space so bright and clear
Can you see me way down here?
Hm. I wonder.
[SINGING]
Let me pick the star that's right
And pick the wishing star tonight
Like finding a needle in a haystack
Eenie, meenie, miney, moe and jack
Wishing star, please hear my plea
Grant one wish, one wish for me
Uh-ah. I think I broke something.
Who are you?
- I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator.
- Huh?
Well, I used to be called the good fairy,
but that sounds so old-fashioned.
- Oh.
- So I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator.
- But everyone calls me Pip.
- Nice to meet you, Pip.
The pleasure's likewise. And may I be
the first to congratulate you, Wakko Warner.
You did it. Out of all the stars in the sky,
you selected the one and only wishing star.
- I did?
Absolutely.
I've been waiting centuries for someone
to choose the right one.
Must be this clear country air.
Oh, yeah, lack at that.
You just don't get visibility
like this in the city.
Your request for a wish
has brought me here.
New you can have any wish you want.
You mean, besides wishing
you'd let go of my hand?
Yes, besides that.
The wishing star is ready.
- Are you ready to make your wish?
- You bet.
Then here goes.
[GASPS]
RUNT: Unh!
RITA: Yo!
- What is that?
- Don't know.
Definitely don't know. Definitely.
PIP:
New go make your wish.
[RUMBLING]
WAKKO: What do you mean, go?
PIP: To where the star landed.
- Wishes need to be made in person.
- No kidding?
It's in the manual, and I quote:
"The one who touches the fallen star first
will be granted one wish."
That sounds easy enough.
Funny, I thought it would land a lat closer.
Oh, well.
Ban voyage. Have a safe journey.
And remember...
[SINGING]
You gotta cheer up and never give up hope
- [SINGING] I won't mope
- Just cheer up
BOTH: And never ever give up hope
Hope, hope, hope, hope
Yeah
Ciao.
[YAKKO YAWNS]
You'll never guess what just happened.
[DOT YAWNS]
Try us. We're gullible.
ALL [SINGING]: We're leaving Acme Falls
To find the wishing star
We're heading off to seek
Our dream come true
It's waiting right out there
The answer to our prayer
- A wish for free
- Hey, you might be a multi-millionaire
ALL: That's why we're off to seek
Our destiny together
- it's one for all
- And all for one
Times three
ALL: Who cares about the stuff we lack?
We're on our way and we won't be back
WAKKO:
Until we find that star
Gee, it looks kind of far
Too bad we don't have a car
ALL: Oh, what the hey
We're on our way
To find the wishing star
We're leaving Acme Falls
To find the wishing star
And when we do
Our troubles are gonna be through
It's just around the bend
It's where the mountains end
We're packing our load
We're hitting the road
Let's sing it together again, hey, hey
We wanna be the first
To touch the wishing star
We're northward bound
We're leaving town today
- We're taking a stand
- We're making a vow
- This is the place
ALL: The moment is now
We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot
We're giving it all we got
We're coming, so ready or not
ALL: Today's the day we're on our way
To find the wishing star
[RITA & RUNT YAWNING]
- What's all the noise?
- The Warner girl and the Warner bays.
- They're gathered in the square.
- They say there's something there.
- Something strange.
BOTH: Beyond the farthest mountain range.
- What?
- What do you mean?
ALL: Something no one's seen.
- What's the story?
- What's the buzz?
- We're about ta leave, that's because...
- We're an our way to the wishing star.
- The wishing star?
- The wishing star?
- What is that?
- Haven't you heard?
- There's no such thing, it's too absurd.
- What's the story?
- What's the dish?
- Touch the star and you get one wish.
- You get one wish if you touch the star?
- Where's it at?
- Is it far?
- We don't know.
- We'll find out. We're going to 90...
- [SINGING] To the wishing star
- [SINGING] To the wishing star
It's something weird and it's so bizarre
It fell to Earth from way afar
They're on their way
To the wishing star
The wishing star
Oh, yes, we are
On our way, so we'll say bonsoir
Ciao, you guys, and au revoir
Now we're off to the wishing star
Yes, it's true, the Warners are
On their way to the wishing star
They'll be rich as a king or czar
When they get their wish
From the wishing star
I looked up in the sky last night
And all the stars were shining bright
I wished I may and I wished I might
Just have the wish I wished last night
He looked up in the sky so bright
And he saw the stars up in the night
And he wished he may
And he wished he might
Have the wish that he wished last night
Then right there before my eyes
I saw a light up in the skies
The wishing star lit up the night
And then exploded really bright
It fell to Earth and it came on down
And a great big piece then hit the ground
And then some fairy said to me
Whoever gets there first, you see
Just touch the star
That's all you do
And then you get
Your wish come true
Touch the star, that's all you do
And then you get your wish come true
Wait now
Let me get this straight now
You mean whoever gets there first
Can have a wish all to himself?
We have to go now
Because we know now
That if I'm the first to touch the star
The wish belongs to me
We've got to run now
Before they're done now
So we can get a big head start
And b*at the others to the punch
- I can't be slow now
- We've got to go now
- And I have got to get there first because
- That wish belongs to me
- Belongs to me
- Belongs to me
- Belongs to me
- Belongs to me
- Belongs to me
- Me
- Me
- it all belongs to me
Let's roll.
Uh. hyah!
[SINGING]
We're on our way to the wishing star
It could be near, or it could be far
But we're gonna get there first, you see
The one who gets there first will be
In our super wagon raft and boat
And on the snow it's gonna float
it has a sail, it's like a sleigh
Look out, world, we're on our way
- Pharfignewton, come on, scurry
- Time to go, we've got to hurry
- Farewell to my lifelong mate
- Pinky needs a mousey date
ALL: On the road, can't stop us now
Through the town the oxen plow
VON PLOTZ: Clear the way, you stupid mime
ALL: He gets trampled all the time
It's over hill and over dale
Sailing down the snowy trail
- Through the trees is plenty quick
- We can go by pogo stick
Pinky, are you pondering
Exactly what I'm pondering?
I think so, Brain, but just how will
We get the weasel to hold still?
No, that wish is all we need
Our plan could finally succeed
Onward through the snow and drifts
Onward toward the mountain cliffs
The one who finds that wishing star
Will soon be eating caviar
And that, my friend, is going to be
No one else except for me
This is definitely going to be
Our golden opportunity
- We're gonna get that wish, you see
- The star belongs to me
- No, no, the star belongs to me
- No, no, the star belongs to me
ALL:
To me
I gotta get to the wishing star
I gotta get to the wishing star
I hope it's near and not too far
Gotta be first to the wishing star
[SINGING]
Here we are, my love
And all the rest have gone
To find the wishing star
We've been left behind
BRAIN [SINGING]:
You'll find that they won't get too far
For we will get there first
Well, that's different then, isn't it? Troz!
ALL [SINGING]: I gotta get to the wishing star
We're doing really good so far
- Out of my way, whoever you are
ALL: I'm gonna get to the wishing star
Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishing
The wishing
The wishing
Star
Maybe we should have kept this
our little secret.
ALL [SINGING]:
The wishing star
Heh-heh-heh.
What a bunch of losers. Aah!
Ralph, what are you stopping for?
- Uh, we guts company.
VON PLOTZ: What?
- All the king's horses and all the king's men.
VON PLOTZ: Aah!
Uh, hi, fellas. Heh-heh-heh. Are we
in some sort of trouble, officers? Och.
Ha! Look who got pinched for speeding.
Couldn't have happened
to a nicer tax collector.
PINKY: But, Brain, however will we get
to the wishing star first?
Simple, Pinky. With the help
of the great Leonardo da Vinci.
[PINKY GASPS]
He's going to give us a ride
in his pant cuffs?
- No, Pinky, da Vinci's dead.
- Oh, how sad.
- When's the funeral?
- He d*ed a long time ago.
Oh! And I forgot to send flowers?
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Oh, please, let me. Stupid.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Narf.
- Thanks.
- Now zip it.
Zip.
BRAIN:
Leonardo da Vinci, Pinky...
...not only a world-renown painter
but an ingenious inventor as well.
[PINKY HUMMING]
- I'm going to have to hurt you.
- Re-zip.
Da Vinci designed
the first flying machine, the airscrew.
And with my own clever modifications
to the da Vinci plans...
...this baby will fly.
Ain't that brilliant, Brain.
Oh, no, no, wait.
If we were meant ta fly, we would've
been barn with little bags of nuts.
[PINKY GRUNTS]
- Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts.
- Re-zip again.
[PINKY CHUCKLING]
Now, come. We have an airship to build.
Hyah! Giddyap and go fast,
Pharfignewton, horsey girl.
[GRUNTING]
ALL [SINGING]: Sailing through the slush
In a wind-blown wagon sled
Down the road we mush
Dot is still in bed
I'm getting really bored
I've read this magazine
If we don't get there soon
I think I'm gonna scream
ALL: Oh, wishing star from afar
Dot is getting worse
Be a sport and grant our wish
Or we'll sing another verse
[DOT COUGHS]
[SNIFFING]
[WHIMPERS]
WOMAN: Oh, Mindy, darling.
- Hi, lady.
WOMAN: I'm Mom. Call me Mom.
- Okay, lady.
WOMAN: Ugh. New, Mindy, hon, I need you
to take this fresh marianberry pie...
...aver to grandma
at the retirement village.
If she doesn't have sweets by 4, she starts
doing wheelies on the shuffleboard court.
And, Buttons, you go along with Mindy.
[WHIMPERS]
You can eat when you get back.
[SNARLS]
Don't you sass me.
Buttons goes:
[SNARLS THEN LAUGHS]
WOMAN:
Just make sure Mindy gets home safely.
[BUTTONS BARKS]
I'd go myself, but I'm too busy
baking cookies for the Seven Dwarfs.
You know how your uncles
love my chocolate chips.
- Hi, lady.
WOMAN: Call me Mom.
- Busy, busy Mom.
- Okay, bumble bee lady.
- I love you. Bye-bye.
WOMAN: Bye, hon.
[BUTTONS GROANS]
Look, pie for Buttons. Good puppy.
Thank you.
SKIPPY: Hurry up, Aunt Slappy.
SLAPPY: Yeah, yeah, keep your fur on.
[SKIPPY YELLING]
[PANTING]
[SLAPPY YELLING]
[COUGHING]
Are you okay, Aunt Slappy?
Yeah, I'll be fine,
just as soon as I cough up my lung.
Come on.
At this rate,
we'll be at the wishing star in no time.
SLAPPY:
Yeah, like I told you, Skippy...
[SINGING] We take the high road
And they take the low road
And we'll reach the wishing star
Before them
[SINGING]
But sad is me heart until we meet again
By the bonny bonny falls of old Acme
We definitely gotta get you
some singing lessons.
Oh, yeah, lack who's talking.
Hey, hey, cheap sh*t. I'm old, very old.
Please, like you could sing
when you were young?
SLAPPY: Better than that.
SKIPPY: Yeah, yeah. Give me a break.
MINDY:
Funny squirrly whirleys. Ha-ha-ha.
[SLURPING]
[YAWNS]
Huh? Aah!
[SNIFFING]
[MINDY GIGGLING
THEN BUTTONS WHIMPERING]
[GASPS]
Silly, Buttons. Puppies can't climb trees.
Huh?
[SCREAMS THEN WHIMPERS]
Okay, I love you, bye-bye. Ha-ha.
[BUTTONS SIGHS]
Pedal, Pinky. Pedal as if our very lives
depended an it...
...which may well be the case.
Narf. Aye, aye, Captain Brain.
It's working, Pinky.
Just picture our future, my friend.
When our efforts are rewarded
by fame, fortune...
...and a world that's a better place for all.
Are you picturing that?
Actually, I'm picturing
Pharfignewton's tongue.
Ugh. Pinky, you've left the lens cap
of your mind an again.
With the wind at our backs,
all we have ta dais maintain this velocity...
...and we'll be the first
to reach the wishing star.
- You know what that means, Pinky?
- Yes, I do, Brain.
What, Pinky?
- What do you mean, what?
- What does it mean?
- What does what mean?
- Never mind, Pinky.
It means we get our wish.
- What means we get our wish?
- Skip it.
Skip what?
[BRAIN GRUNTS]
- Just stop.
- Okay.
Aah!
Na, keep pedaling. Keep pedaling, Pinky.
[BRAIN PANTING]
You almost k*lled us, Pinky.
What were you thinking?
But you said stop.
You really did, Brain. You said stop.
- Ignore what I say.
- Really?
- Yes, just keep pedaling.
- Okay.
BRAIN:
No!
- What are you doing?
- Ignoring what you say.
- Not about that.
- Not about what?
Just keep pedaling.
PINKY:
Sometimes you are so confused, Brain. Poit!
Unh! Zip.
[PINKY CHUCKLES
THEN BRAIN GROANS]
[VON PLOTZ & RALPH YELL]
[VON PLOTZ & RALPH GRUNT]
- Hey, not so rough. Unh.
- Unh.
What's the meaning of this?
I demand to know who's respon-- Aah.
King Salazar.
Baron von Plotz, what a pleasure.
[CLICKS FINGERS]
Oh-ha. Oh, no, sir, the honor is curs.
[BOTH GASP]
I hear of a star.
Brighter than my very countenance.
- Oh, that's hard to believe, sire.
- You seem to believe it, Plotz.
My guards found the two of you
racing toward it.
- We was?
- Don't play dumb with me, constable.
- Okay. Uh, what do you wanna play then?
- Nothing.
Just tell me about the star.
Shh.
Well, it's big and shiny.
- Uh, and big tan.
- And kind of shiny.
Uh, and big?
And the first person to touch the star
gets one wish.
One wish?
Who could ask for anything more?
Now, baron, what would you ever wish for
beyond the joy of serving me?
Oh. You know, the regular stuff.
Cremara. A weekend in Bransan, Missouri.
- Ooh. Andy Williams has a place there.
- Oh, yes. I like him.
Or perhaps, you were simply rushing off
to secure the star for your king?
Yes. Better. Good. I like that.
That's it. Good thinking. Right.
Secure the star for you. Yes, exactly.
Good. We see eye to eye.
New, let me show you the fly
in the ointment.
- Uh, that's not a fly, sirs.
- It's a telescope.
Look into it.
- Uh... Oh!
- Oh!
Oh. It's those kids from the village.
Yes, the Warners.
[SINGING] They're on their way to go
And touch the wishing star
Those kids are gonna be rich
But what about me?
- I don't know
- You'd better bet I'll be getting there first
And if I don't
Your life will be cursed
So wish that the wish will wind up
Belonging to me
- I wish
- I want it so much
- I gotta go touch that wishing star
- Okay, okay
They're getting ahead
They'll get it instead of me
Uh...
You gotta be quick
You gotta be fast
You gotta b*at out the rest of the cast
To get to that star
And capture that wish for me
DOT [SINGING]: We're on our way today
To find the wishing star
YAKKO [SINGING]:
Got to get there first
We're on our way to have
A dream come true
[SINGING]
Got to find it
DOT: Is there somewhere?
BOTH: Poor and needy, we're not greedy
- That wish you see
- Belongs to we
So out of the way
'Cause we gotta be
The first in line to try and go find
The wishing star.
It's over the mountains and the hills
it's one for all and all for one times three
We're taking a stand
We're making a vow
This is the place
The moment is now
This is our golden opportunity
The wishing star belongs to three
Me, myself and I.
Your job, baron, is to stop those villagers
from getting to the star.
By any means necessary.
BOTH:
Yes, sir.
Oh, and those three kids...
- ...Yakko, Wakko and Dot?
- Yes, sir?
I don't want them showing up
at the wishing star.
- I'll slow them down, sir.
- You're not catching my drift.
- Well, I'll try to steer them off course.
- I don't want to see them again alive.
But they're just kids.
- How much trouble can they be?
- You have no idea.
So don't think of them as kids, baron.
Think of them as the dearly departed.
Or you'll be likewise. Understood?
- Clear as crystal, sir.
- Then go.
Aah! We're gone.
Hyah!
Send the northern army to secure
the area where the star fell.
Yes, sir!
Make sure no one touches that star but me,
understood?
Understood, sir.
- And prepare my train for travel.
- Very good, sir.
- Anything else?
- Yes.
Fetch me the rats with wings.
Yes, sir.
GOODFEATHER 1:
Ow! Will you get off my foot?
GOODFEATHER 2:
Are we having an earthquake?
GOODFEATHER 3:
Oh, come an, give me a break, Pesto.
SQUIT:
Cheese it, it's the boss.
PESTO & BOBBY:
Huh?
ALL:
Your majesty.
- Shush, you bizarre chattering squabs.
- Uh, technically, your highness...
...we're pigeons.
- You are disgusting rats with wings...
...and you'll do what I say
or I'll feed you to my puppies.
[SNARLING]
SQUIT: Ugh.
- Nice puppies.
At your service, boss.
- Whatever you say.
- Silence!
SQUIT: Yeah.
- Okay, sure.
I'm not saying a word. Beak's closed.
SALAZAR: And listen.
I want you to follow Baron von Plotz...
...and make sure he does his job.
I don't trust him one little bit.
- Sure thing, boss.
- You got it.
Consider it done.
But, before we go,
could we have a taste of that cannoli?
[ALL CHOMPING LOUDLY]
No! Fly now, or you're puppy chow!
[BARKING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
GOODFEATHER 1: We're flying!
GOODFEATHER 2: We're flying aver here.
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Hey, we're out of here.
PESTO:
Yo, watch where you're snapping.
That king really frosts my feathers.
"Rats with wings."
He insulted us right to our faces.
- Are you insulted, Bobby?
BOBBY: A little bit. Maybe just a little bit.
- He treats us like we're nothing.
- And that's on a good day.
I pray for a day like that.
That's like Christmas.
Absolutely. How does a bird
get a little respect around here?
Maybe we can wish for it.
- What are you saying?
- We can wish for it, at that wishing star.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. But, Bobby...
...the king wants us to--
- Forget what the king wants.
Let's get what we want.
PESTO & SQUIT: You mean...?
BOBBY: You got it.
ALL [SINGING]
We're taking a stand, we're making a vow
This is the place, the moment is now
This is our golden opportunity
The wishing star belongs to three
Us, ourselves and we
Hurry it up, Ralph.
We're gaining on them.
Uh. hyah! Hyah!
[SINGING]
Did you ever wish that you could have
A wish that would come true?
I wonder what my wish would be
Which I would want to wish, you see
Which wish would be the wish for me?
Gee whiz, I wish I knew
[SINGING] I'd wish that we were happy
And be glad for what we've got
[COUGHS]
[SINGING]
I'd wish an operation for our little sister Dot
And I wish we could make this journey
When the weather's hot
ALL: If you could reach that wishing star
And it was yours to take
What is it you'd want the most
And what wish would you make?
Yes, Pinky, if I could rule the world
then I'd be happy.
With Pharfignewton, I'd be happy too.
[SINGING] If I could be the king
That would surely be the thing
That would make me really happy
Yes, it's true
If I could have a home, then I'd be happy.
And if you were happy,
I'd be happy too. Definitely.
[SINGING]
It's just a little task and it isn't much to ask
- if we could have our wish
- [SINGING] And a little doggy dish
RITA:
Then we'd be happy
Uh, I know. If I were a policeman,
I'd be happy.
- You are a policeman, Ralph.
- Oh, never mind.
[SINGING]
I would wish that every single person
Would appreciate me only for my mind
Because I've got a mean IQ of 192
They want me for my looks
But never for my books
So love me for my brain
YAKKO & WAKKO: Hello, Brain!
- I am not amused.
Then I'll be happy.
If I could have my wish,
I'd be a constable.
- Ralph, you are a constable.
- Oh, sorry.
[SINGING] This stupid, dumb elixir
I would wish that I could fix it
'Cause I've always been a failure on the flop
ALL [SINGING]:
We've been insulted and neglected
And we've never been respected
And we wish the wishing star
Would make it stop
I know. If I could be the sheriff,
I'd be happy.
Ralph, for crying out laud,
you are the sheriff!
You're the constable, a policeman.
You're all those things.
Gee, I don't think I'm getting
the hang of this song.
[SINGING] I've got bunions and arthritis
And lumbago and bursitis
I need glasses
And my kidney's got a stone
I'd wish retirement, you see
In a giant acorn tree
With everybody leaving me alone
[SINGING] I adore my Aunty Slappy
But it'd really make me happy
if I had some friends
Who are little kids like me
'Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
And she's always really gabby
- if I had some friends my age
- Squirrly whirley
Then I'd be happy
MINDY:
Whee!
[WHIMPERING]
Heh. Silly puppy.
Okay, I love you, bye-bye.
[WHIMPERING]
[SINGING] If we could have our wish
Then we'd be happy
- I want the world.
- A home.
ALL:
We want respect.
[SINGING] Hey, I've got it now, I do
If my wish was coming true
What I'd really like to do
- Yes?
- Is direct.
ALL [SINGING]:
If you wish on a wishing star
You'll get your wish, you see
And then for sure you're gonna be
Happy, happy, happy, happy
When I get my wish then I'll be happy
And when I get my wish
They'll all be gone
[SIGHS]
NURSE & SCRATCHANSNIFF:
Heave.
Heave.
Heave.
Unh. Giddyap, Pharfignewton.
Pull, nice horsey. Pull the wagon. Unh.
- What is with this stupid horse?
- I don't know. Maybe she's homesick.
Now is not the time for the pining.
It's time for the pulling, yeah?
[SNORTS]
Unh. Came an, giddyap, Pharfignewton.
Giddyap!
Oh, please giddyap, won't you?
Giddyap with a cherry an the top? Heh.
Pharfignewton, I order you
to move your bombosity. Now!
Thank you. New, can you
please move it someplace else?
Doctor? Dr. Scratchansniff?
New where did he get to?
- Whoa. Just don't look down.
WAKKO: Do you get vertigo?
YAKKO: Na.
WAKKO: Me neither.
Seen that movie three times.
and I still don't get it.
[WAKKO & YAKKO GRUNTING]
Whoa!
DOT: Ah.
YAKKO: Unh.
[YAKKO GRUNTING]
Phew.
Squirrly whirleys.
[GASPS]
Whoa!
[MINDY GIGGLING]
Silly Buttons. Ha-ha-ha.
Huh?
Help!
[GULPS]
[WHIMPERS]
Aah. Ha-ha.
[SLURPING AND CHOMPING LOUDLY]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
[BUTTONS YELPS]
[YELLING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
Ha.
[m*ssile WHISTLING]
[GRUNTING]
ALL:
Na-na, na-na-na, na-na--
WAKKO:
Whoa.
[ALL SCREAM]
Ha! Heh-heh-heh-heh.
[ALL SCREAMING]
[m*ssile WHISTLING]
Fire!
[ALL WHIMPERING]
[RALPH SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING
AND INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[ALL GROANING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL GROANING]
[PINKY LAUGHS]
[BRAIN SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
[RITA SCREAMS
THEN BUTTONS GASPS]
You're a good dog, Rita.
A real good dog, yeah.
[MINDY GIGGLING]
BUTTONS:
Aw.
SCRATCHANSNIFF:
What is this?
[SNIFFS]
Hey.
Ah.
RALPH:
Mm.
[GULPING]
Ah.
[BELCHES]
[BELCH ECHOING]
[RUMBLING]
[GASPING]
[GASPING]
[SCREAMING AND GASPING]
[ALL GASP]
[ALL SCREAMING]
[GASPING]
[BOTH SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[ALL GASP]
ALL [SINGING]: Well, we're taking a stand
We're making a vow
This is the place, the moment is now
This is our golden opportunity
The wishing star belongs to three
[SINGING]
Me, myself and I
Uh...
This wasn't the wish I had in mind.
[GASPING]
Secure the area!
GUARD:
Move it. Let's go. Move it along.
Mwah.
- All hail the mighty King Salazar.
- Salad bar? All right, I'm starved.
- You got any bacon bits?
- What?
- Hi, salad bar. I'm Yakko.
- I'm Wakko.
And I'm Dot, the impossibly cute one
with the cough.
But you gotta admit,
even the cough is cute.
[COUGHING LOUDLY]
SALAZAR:
Ugh.
- We're the Warner brothers.
- And the Warner sister.
I know who you are. Get back in line.
- Uh, you got any garbanzo beans?
- It's Salazar. Not salad bar.
- Plotz!
- Your highness.
I thought I told you
to get rid of those monsters.
[ALL JEERING]
- They're still alive.
- I did my best, sir.
You failed me, Plotz.
Lock him up with the rest of the prisoners.
Huh?
Same goes for the constable
and the rats with wings.
- Uh... Oh, boy.
- What the--? Yikes.
Pasta fazool.
Never try to double-cross your king.
Take them away.
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
And as for the Warner siblings...
...execute them.
[ALL GASP]
- Yes, sir.
- You don't need to treat us special.
I insist.
Once the Warners are disposed of,
I'll proceed with making my wish.
- Very good, sir.
YAKKO: Okay, salad bar, have it your way.
But we know secrets
about the star that you don't.
- What? No, you don't.
- Oh, yes, we do.
We do? Unh!
- Oh, do we ever.
- Like what? Tell me.
Uh...
Perhaps we can came
to some sort of arrangement?
[WAKKO, YAKKO & DOT
CHOMPING LOUDLY]
Our new special friend, the king.
- Who knew?
- Now tell me.
Oh, right. Yeah, the secrets
about the wishing star. Right, yeah.
You see,
the key to the whale thing is, uh...
You, uh, gut a little something
in your nose.
- Huh? Where?
- Right there.
[SNIFFING]
- Did I get it?
- Yeah. No, no, still there.
Oh.
- How about now?
- Now it's over there. Ugh.
[SNIFFING]
- How about now?
- No.
- Ugh.
WAKKO & DOT: Ew.
- Get it, get it, get it!
- Get it, get it, get it!
Please, could you go to the bathroom
and take care of it? Ugh.
- I may whoops. Ooh.
- Oh, all right.
[LOCK CLICKS]
ALL [CHANTING]:
We're in charge! We're in charge!
We're in charge!
You horrible children.
Who taught you haw to behave?
- No one, sir.
- You see...
[COUGHS]
...we're orphans.
- Yes, well, everyone has problems.
- You know, we'd so like to be adopted.
- Will you be our new daddy?
- Certainly not.
Buy me a toy, Daddy. Buy me a toy.
Buy me a toy. Buy me a toy.
- Oh, please, Dadoo!
- I'm not your father.
- That's not what Mommy said.
- When will this insanity stop?
[ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Yes, you.
Uh...
What was the question?
- Good answer. That was a good one.
- Whoo!
Are you going to tell me
the star's secrets or not?
ALL:
Never!
Well, we have ways of making you talk.
Haw about a trip
to the cave of your worst nightmares?
ALL:
Huh? Hm.
[ALL SCREAMING]
WOMAN [OVER PA]: Please remain seated
at all times while the tram is in motion.
[ALL SCREAMING]
You know, for a cave of your
worst nightmares, this isn't so bad.
[SINGING]
Oh, lady
I know a lady with high-heeled shoes
And socks of pantyhose, oh, pretty lady
[ALL SCREAMING]
Hello there, cute puppy children
with the spunky faces. Ow!
[ALL SCREAMING]
Froynlaven!
DOT:
I'm glad that's aver.
Be careful. I haven't cleaned that restroom
in three years.
[MAN GUFFAWING]
WAKKO:
Somebody hit the lights.
[ALL SCREAM]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You make me feel
all fun-fun doodle dum.
[ALL SCREAM]
BALONEY: Won't you be my special friend?
ALL: No!
[BALONEY GRUNTS THEN GROANS]
Ha-ha-ha. Gosh and gully gee.
Unh!
[ALL SCREAMING]
ALL: Huh?
- Well?
We'll tell you anything.
[DOT COUGHS]
Just don't send us back there. Please.
We'll see.
New, tell me the secrets
to the wishing star.
Well, uh, it's not what you wish for,
it's, uh, how you wish.
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
You have to be careful.
Things are taken so literally nowadays.
- You don't say.
Absolutely.
- Now, what are you considering?
- Well, tops on my wish list...
- ...I'd like to own the world.
- Here you go. It spins. Nice, isn't it?
No, I don't want that. Ah, here we go.
Haw about fame and fortune?
Here's Fame with Irene Cara,
and a subscription to Fortune magazine.
Rats.
Wait, I could wish for the Midas touch.
Everything I touch will turn to gold.
Yeah, including food. Try eating
a solid gold turkey. Adios, bicuspids.
SALAZAR:
Ugh.
I never realized this wish business
was so complicated.
Tell me about it.
Ah.
How about I wish for youth and beauty?
Huh?
Here you go. A kid and a horse.
Let me put it another way then.
How about eternal youth?
That I could be 16 forever?
Then you'd go back to being 15
and relive that same year over and over...
...and you'd have zits
and no one would ever date you.
Ugh, never.
I know. I'll wish for a million bucks.
No, make that two million bucks.
Just be glad it's not mating season.
[BELLOWING]
Wait, I got it!
What if I wish for all the dough
in the world?
Sounds good to me.
[GRUNTING]
Ha! Dough, heh-heh, like pastry dough.
It's a joke. You get it?
[SALAZAR GRUNTING]
Yes. And now it's your turn to get it.
Captain, take the Warners away
and have them ex*cuted.
Yes, sir.
Our joke was funnier.
[GRUNTING]
Sorry to do this, kids, but it's my job.
So let's get it over with.
- Any last requests?
- Yeah. Set us free.
No can do, pretty missy.
I have my orders.
- Please, let us go.
- No way, man. Forget it.
Pretty please with whipped cream
and a cherry an top?
Whoa, man, you're working
your cuteness on me, man!
Your irresistible cuteness. Stop it.
Wrong, wrong. Knock it off.
Pleasy-squeezy-weezy-weeze?
No!
Fire!
[g*ns f*ring]
Ah. Music to my ears.
Oops. Missed.
How can we ever thanky-wanky you?
Don't. You're free.
Just no more of the thing of cute.
We can't take it.
ALL:
You're too cute!
Now go!
It's a gift.
SALAZAR:
I could wish for everything in the world.
But then, where would I store it all?
Or maybe
I could wish for a hundred wishes.
I wonder if that's allowed.
- Your majesty.
- Yes?
I'm afraid the Warners have escaped.
What? But I told you to execute them.
I tried, man. I really did.
But the cuteness was too much, man.
- They're too clever.
- Just like their parents.
Huh? Wha--?
SALAZAR: I should've gotten rid of those
kids years ago when I had the chance.
At least now I know what to wish far.
I'm gonna wish those annoying kids
would leave me alone forever!
[DOT COUGHING]
No!
[DOT COUGHING]
- I can't make it.
- Come on, Dot. We're almost there.
Stop them! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Yes!
- No!
- No!
[BOTH GASP]
[DOT COUGHING]
Dot, can you hear me?
- Tell me the story.
- What?
The story. About Mom and Dad.
- Tell me. One last time.
- You should rest.
[COUGHS]
Once upon a time,
a brave knight married a beautiful princess.
And they had two sons.
But they wanted a daughter too.
So they planted a garden.
And out of the prettiest flower came...
Me.
YAKKO:
And so Mom and Dad took you home...
...and every night at bedtime, they'd come in
and say, "Who's the cutest girl?"
- And you'd say...
- "I am."
And they'd ask,
"How'd you ever get so cute?"
- And you'd say...
- "I was born that way."
And they'd say, "Tell us your name."
And you'd say...
"Princess Angelina Contessa
Louisa Francesca...
[COUGHS]
...Banana Fanna Ba Besca III.
But you can call me Dot."
And they'd ask,
"Can we call you Dottie?"
- And you'd say...
- "No. Just Dot.
Call me Dottie and you die."
[SOBBING]
[ALL SOBBING]
She's dead.
- And it's your fault, man.
- I-- I--
She was the cute one, man.
The impossibly cute one.
And new she's gone.
You k*lled her, man. Wrong, wrong.
I-- I didn't mean it.
[GUARDS GRUMBLING]
Really. It's just that
they were driving me crazy.
These two and--
Wait, where's the other one?
Look! It's Wakko!
No!
ALL [SINGING]:
He's gonna get to the wishing star
-[SINGING] Stop him before he gets too far
-[SINGING] Help me, spirit, wherever you are
ALL: He's on his way to the wishing star
- Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing
ALL:
The wishing
The wishing star
I'm feeling better now.
ALL:
The wishing star
She's alive, man. The cute one's alive.
[ALL CHEERING]
I guess those acting lessons
paid off after all.
- Do you really mean it?
- No.
Mr. Spielberg loves this sh*t.
Nice job, Wakko. You've done well.
The power of the wishing star is yours.
At the sound of the tone,
please make any wish you desire.
Okay, here goes. I wish for...
[ALL GASP]
Not one, but two ha' pennies!
They're real.
[ALL CHEERING]
No, no.
[SOBBING]
ALL [SINGING]:
He's got two ha'pennies today
He's got two ha'pennies, hooray
No more worries or cares
While it may sound cliché
It's the answer to our prayers
And no more taxes to pay
Now it's back to the town of Acme
To go shopping with his whole penny
NARRATOR: And, as it turned out,
Wakko had made the perfect wish.
Because with one of his ha'pennies, he paid
for his sister's long overdue operation.
It was a complete success.
[ALL CHEERING]
What was the operation for, anyway?
Plastic surgery,
to implant a beauty mark an her cheek.
I call it a cutie mark.
Cindy Crawford, eat your heart out.
So do I look cuter now?
Your cuteness is, like,
out of control, man.
- It's perfect.
- Perfect, huh?
[YAWNS]
Well, I suppose that'll have to do.
NARRATOR: And with the ha'penny
he earned from Dot's operation...
...Dr. Scratchansniff bought
all the ingredients for his new elixir...
...which was mixed together by his
cr*ck team of beverage technologists.
More sugar?
Yeah. Yeah, more sugar, definitely.
Definitely more sugar.
NARRATOR: At the same time, Hello Nurse
came up with a new bottle design...
...one with a slightly
more attractive shape.
It just came to me
from who knows where.
BOTH:
Hello, Nurse!
NARRATOR: Then they put
their new formula to the ultimate taste test.
Well?
[BELCHES]
That's a big thumbs up.
NARRATOR: So while they went off
to market with their new drink...
Wakko went to town
with his other ha'penny and he bought...
[SINGING]
Burgers at the butchers
Blintzes at the baker's
Groceries at the grocers
Season tickets for the Lakers.
[NICHOLSON GRUNTS]
[BLARES]
NARRATOR: That ha'penny changed hands
all over town, and everyone prospered.
- Including the butcher...
- Hi!
- ...the baker...
- Hi.
-...and the candlestick maker.
- Hi.
NARRATOR: And a mime.
- Like we said, no place is perfect.
NARRATOR: But Acme Falls
was as close to perfect as possible.
And thanks to Wakko's wish,
other wishes came true as well.
With the spring thaw,
Slappy's tree came back to life.
Ah, sweet bliss.
[SQUIRREL GIGGLING]
NARRATOR: And Skippy's social life
warmed up considerably.
Mm.
[GIGGLING]
Huh? Squirrel chicks. Yawzah!
Uh...
Yeah!
He used to like nuts.
New he's discovered dates.
NARRATOR:
Buttons returned Mindy to her home.
WOMAN:
Mindy, darling, you're back, you're safe.
- Oh, thank goodness.
- Hi, Mom.
WOMAN: Aah. Mindy, you called me Mom!
You called me Mom! It's a miracle!
NARRATOR: And Buttons received
his wish, to be rewarded for his loyalty.
[SIGHS]
NARRATOR:
Rita and Runt's wish came true too.
[RITA SIGHS]
Life is good.
Yeah, good. Definitely, definitely good.
NARRATOR: They found a happy home
with Dr. Scratchansniff...
...whose elixir was renamed Scratchy Cola
and was a huge success...
...thanks to the corporation's savvy C.E.O.
BOTH:
Hello, Nurse!
NARRATOR: Who was finally appreciated
for her figuring, and not just her figure.
Baron von Plotz achieved his wish too,
to be king.
Burgermeister king, that is.
May I take your order, please?
NARRATOR:
He opened a chain of fast food restaurants...
...that sell Scratchy Cola
and Baron von Plotz burgers.
You want fries with that?
NARRATOR: And Ralph, who ultimately
wanted to direct, got his wish too.
He's directing traffic
in the village of Acme Falls.
Uh, it's my dream came true.
[CRASH]
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
RALPH:
Oops.
NARRATOR: Even the pigeons, who wanted
a little respect, got their wish.
- There they are.
- Our heroes.
Those three are the best.
Finally, people are looking up to us.
NARRATOR:
As for Yakko, Wakko and Dot...
...they wound up
with more than they'd ever dreamed.
The hospital tracked down
their birth certificates...
...which proved the Warners
to be of royal heritage.
Works for me.
NARRATOR: In fact, their parents had been
the king and queen of Warnerstock.
Making Yakko, Wakko and Dot
the heirs to the throne.
Faboo!
NARRATOR: It seems that back
when Salazar seized control of the nation...
...he sent the royal Warner orphans
into exile...
...never expecting to see them again.
- Aah!
- Ha! Fooled you, didn't we?
[GRUNTING]
[DOGS SNARLING]
[DOGS BARKING
AND SALAZAR YELLING]
NARRATOR:
So King Salazar was officially booted out.
And the Warner's became co-rulers
of the kingdom.
As for Pinky, he was appointed
royal stable mouse...
...so he could stay close
to Pharfignewton.
[PINKY HUMMING]
This job was given to him
by the Warner's' most trusted adviser...
- ...Prime Minister Brain.
- Yes!
Come, Pinky, we must prepare
for tomorrow night.
Gee, Brain, what are we going to do
tomorrow night?
BRAIN:
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Plan for the sequel when we'll try
to take over the kingdom and the world!
SINGERS [SINGING]: They're dinky
They're Pinky and the Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
NARRATOR: So in the end,
everyone in Acme Falls got his or her wish...
...except for the mime, that is.
I don't know about him,
but that sure was my wish.
ALL [SINGING]:
The good old days were a bummer
Our town was a total dive
But now every day's like summer
It feels great to be alive
To state our message with greater clarity
We now spin the wheel of morality
Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn
Tel! us the lesson that we should learn
And the moral of our story is...
ALL [SINGING]: When you're blue
Buy a clue, try not to mope
You gotta cheer up
And never give up hope
Don't be a dope
You gotta cheer up
And never give up hope
Try to cope
Just cheer up and never ever give up
Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope
Animaniacs: Wakko's Wish (1999)
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