03x45 - Senior Sinisters

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Chef: No. No, no, no!

Seriously?!

- Did you find my secret escape route again?

- Are my parents leaving me overnight again?

- Is the daycare about to spontaneously

explode again?!

- No.

According to this skin-health website,

I have the skin of a -year-old armadillo!

- Whoa, gross!

I mean, ? Ridiculous!

You don't look a day over .

- This app says kids are the sole contributor

to aging skin!

(Gasps, sobs)

- I'm a skin contributor!

- Argh! All that wasted time on my beauty products!

(expl*si*n booms)

- I'm an ugly duckling,

and I wanna be a swan!

(Sobs)

- Ahem! Chef, I'm ready to give my presentation.

- I still have five more minutes

before you bore me, Harold, be patient.

Whoa! Look at this youthful elasticity!

So soft. So smooth!

Now look at my face!

It's like a melted candle!

- Okay... hey, would you look at that!

Ohhh, it's time for my presentation!

- (Slurping noises)

- I'm too emotional today. Let's reschedule.

(Sobs) Oh, I'd give anything for an anti-aging cream

that actually works!

- Anything?

(Heavenly choir sting)

Once a week I pitch Chef the idea of converting

the daycare into a Shotokan Karate Dojo!

- Hai-yah! Hai--

Owie! Ow! Ugh!

He always says no, but...

today he said he'd give anything

for an anti-aging cream that works!

Lucky for him, I'm a great inventor!

(Slide squeaking) - Yippee!

- Woo-hoo! Harold: Guys!

Please keep your "yippees" and "woo-hoos" to a minimum!

I'm creating in here! (Shutters bang)

(Splashing, whirring)

(Hiss of air)

- Wow, I'm alive! (Laughs)

- (Pops) Hmm... interesting reaction.

Assistant, have you collected all my youthful ingredients?

- (Chatters)

- Let's see... unripened tomatoes,

baby powder, a rubber chicken and an egg,

because who knows what came first,

Duncan's soother that he never uses anymore,

and the youngest of all things,

baby corn!

Now, we blend.

Chef, your worries are--

whoa!

- Is this belt sander making my wrinkles go away?

(Belt sander whirs loudly)

- No, but my new age-defying youth spray will.

- Really? - Yep.

It's called "Wrinkles Shrinkles,"

and it's all yours if you convert the school

into an ancient Shotokan Karate Dojo!

- Deal!

Unless magazines and television commercials are lying,

there is nothing more important than looking youthful.

And now I can do it!

Here we go!

- I invented it myself.

- Oh!

(Winces) Um...

- What you waiting for? Try it!

- I'm just, uh, thinking about

those terrible glasses you invented for me.

- These glasses will let you see things ten miles away.

Try 'em on!

- These don't seem to work.

- How about... now?

(Laser beams) - (Screams)

(Laser slices)

(Cracks)

- So I strap one hypersonic laser beam

to your face that caused you

to cut a distant planet in half,

and suddenly I'm a bad inventor?!

- Yes.

- But look, I even invented a spray that reverses

the effects of the youth spray, just in case.

- The fact that you felt the need to create an antidote

makes me feel even less confident about your invention!

I need to test it first.

Hmm...

Aha!

(Can hisses)

Well, no laser beam, but it's a fail.

- Hey! You still owe me a dojo!

- Correction, I'd owe you a dojo

if your spray had worked!

But this is garbage!

- (Desperate gasps)

(Whirring) (Children cough)

Cody: It tastes like burnt mango!

- You destroyed it!

- It's okay, Harold, it didn't do anything.

(Sighs) That nerd got my hopes up for nothing.

- Get off my lawn, kid!

- Yikes! Harold's youth spray made my chameleon even older!

(Gasps) Oh no! Oh no, no, no!

Haaaarold!

Harold! Harol--

eeeee!

- Knit two, purl one.

Knit two, purl one.

- Informal term for nonsense,

seven letters, starting with H.

Hogwash!

- Get off the road, ya hippie!

- We were all doused by my youth spray,

and it had the opposite effect.

Give me the reversal spray

so I can turn us back into kids!

- I could give Harold the reversal spray.

But the app said taking care of kids

ages skin faster than anything.

No mention of old people,

so, this could be very good for me!

Harold: Chef? Chef! - Huh? Oh!

Uh, you never gave me the reversal spray!

- But, but...

w-where is it then?

- Yeah, sometimes old people forget things,

and if you can't find that reversal spray,

you better just get used to it.

- Oof. Well, I am in a real pickle.

- I feel younger already!

(Snaps) Yeah! That hurts!

But it's youthful! Mm-hmm!

So youthful!

- B-!

- What? - B-!

- I heard ya the first time!

I'm asking, before what?!

(Dry drum, cymbal clash)

(Loud crash, cymbal rattles)

- With no kid stress,

my skin feels younger, and my hair grew back!

Who knew that old people's games are so slow,

and non-threatening.

- (Wheezing)

- And with all the cottage cheese and prune juice,

I haven't had to unclog a toilet in four hours.

That's a new record!

- Oh! My teeth!

Let go! Let go!

- (Laughs)

(Gags)

- Now let's see if this is all paying off for my skin!

- Ohh-ho-ho! Now it's saying I have the skin

of a -year-old armadillo!

I just knocked armadillo years off my face!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(Giggling)

I'm the youngest man I've ever been!

- Chef, I've looked everywhere for the reversal spray,

and can't find it.

You sure I didn't give it to you?

- Yep, sure as sure can be.

Uh-huh. Excuse me, it's slide time.

Woooo!

I'm young, beautiful, and fast!

- (Gasps) He did have it!

- Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

(Laughs)

- Time to check out if this spray works.

Wait a minute, I'm a horrible inventor!

I should test it out first.

(Rocker creaks)

(Spray hisses)

(Rock music plays)

- (Gasps) Yes!

- (Coughs) Burnt mango.

- So Chef had the reversal spray the entire time?

- He did.

- No kids! No wrinkles!

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- He was just gonna let us be old?!

- He's a bad man!

- I think I know how we can teach him a lesson.

Duncan, do you have your makeup stuff with you?

- It's a facial special effect cosmetics kit.

Get it right, doofus!

And, yes. I have it.

And... done.

- Wow! I look older than my Grandma!

- You're really good with makeup.

- It's not makeup,

it's facial special effect cosmetics!

Fine, it's makeup.

Whatever! I'm very good at it.

- Now it's time to show Chef that old folks

can cause just as much stress as young folks!

- Let's do it!

Kids: Yeaaah!

- Who's ready for their fifth nap of the day?

(Thuds)

Ow! Hey! Who had the youthful strength and energy

to throw that?

(Door bangs)

Eat cottage cheese, hippie!

(Splat) - Mmph! Mmmph!

- I'm using my angry voice!

- Four-letter word for street art?

(Gasps) Vandalism!

- Hey! Stop that!

- Move it, sonny!

- Aah! Who knew old people could be so wild?!

(Poofs) Aah! My 'fro!

My glorious 'fro!

Oh, this is worse than looking after kids!

- Whatcha looking for?

- I'm looking for the-- uh, nothing!

- Shuffle board needs a sports upgrade.

- Aaah! Ohhhh!

What is happening?!

- We know you had the reversing spray the whole time.

- And lied about it.

- You were just gonna let us be old,

and completely rob us of our youth!

- So we decided to teach you a lesson.

- I'm also gonna blow up your car.

But I was gonna do that anyway,

so it's unrelated.

- You know what never gets old?

Revenge! - What's it say?

Am I a -year-old armadillo again?

- Nope, .

- Kids, you've taught me a valuable lesson.

I was trying to make myself beautiful

through facial creams and sprays, when I should've--

- Accepted that aging is natural and beautiful?

- What? No!

I should have gotten a facelift!

- Aren't those kind of expensive?

- Yeah. (Gasps) Unless...

(Doll whooshes, drawer rasps)

(Glass shatters, tape rasps)

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So? How young do I look?

(Kids scream)

Beth: Oh noooo! Chef: Oh, come on!

I look young and beautiful!

Where are you going?

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