It’s time for
"Celebrity Family Feud."
We’ve got Jean Smart
and the cast of "Hacks"
playing for Feeding America.
[ Cheers and applause ]
They’re going up against
the cast
of ABC’s hottest sitcom,
"Abbott Elementary,"
playing for Donors Choose.
And now the star of our show,
Steve Harvey!
Welcome to the show.
Hey, guys.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank y’all.
I appreciate that.
Thank y’all.
I appreciate it, everybody.
Thank you very much.
Well, welcome to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody!
I’m your man, Steve Harvey!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Steve!
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
We got a good one for you
tonight.
These celebrity teams
are gonna be battling it out
for 25,000 bucks
for their favorite charity.
Yeah! Whoo!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, are you ready for show,
everybody? Say, "Yeah!"
All: Yeah!
Let’s go meet the "Hacks" team.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Jean Smart.
-Thank you.
-Yes!
Thank you. [ Laughs ]
Four-time Emmy winner,
Golden Globe winner,
SAG Award winner,
plays comedian Deborah Vance
in "Hacks."
Welcome to the show.
Thank you.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, let’s go meet
the "Abbott Elementary" team.
Yeaaaaah!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Quinta Brunson.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let me tell you
something.
This a bad girl,
right here.
Lisa Ann: Yes, she is!
I’m really proud of you,
’cause the way
you did it...
Steve, come on.
...you don’t even know,
man.
I gotta stop crying on TV.
Thank you.
No, no.
What you’re doing is hard.
Trust me, I know.
Come on, man.
You have a tissue?
All: Aww!
[ Cheers and applause ]
She is the creator,
the executive producer,
and the star
of "Abbott Elementary"...
-Yes!
-...where she plays Janine.
Janine, Yes.
Thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen,
the whole show
is about this woman
right here.
This was
her sixth-grade teacher.
Aw, yeah.
...in real life.
That’s what she named
the show after.
Ladies and gentlemen,
that’s Ms. Abbott, right there.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Ms. Abbott,
how you doing?
Good, Steve.
How are you?
Girl, you on TV.
I’m so excited to be here.
I know!
You on TV.
You can’t even
believe this here.
I’m just humbly honored,
you know,
that she’s seen fit to,
you know, include my name.
It’s definitely
an honor.
I like that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Let’s get it on!
Give me Jean. Give me Quinta.
-Go, Quinta!
-Let’s go!
-Go, Jean!
-Yeah!
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Yeah!
[ Chuckles ]
Top seven answers on the board.
Ladies, here we go.
When the plumber does magic
at parties,
name something he pulls out
of his plumber’s cr*ck.
Quinta.
His underwear.
His underwear.
[ Applause ]
[ Buzzer ]
Jean?
A plunger.
A plunger.
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughter ]
Pass or play?
-Let’s play.
-Wanna play?
Play! Let’s play!
Oh, God!
[ Applause ]
Mark, hey, man, when the plumber
does magic at the party,
name something he pulls out
of his plumber’s cr*ck.
Uh, hair?
[ Laughter ]
Hair!
[ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Well, might have been
the last one, but it’s one.
Poppy, darling...
Okay.
...when a plumber does magic
at the parties,
name something he pulls out
of his plumber’s cr*ck.
Poop.
Poop.
[ Laughter ]
I’m here for the points!
[ Laughs ]
Right? Yeah.
Tell you right now,
he ain’t gonna be
at the party long.
Mark: Good answer, babe!
Poop.
No?! What?!
Yeah, no.
Hey, Rose.
Only one strike.
Plumber does magic
at the parties.
Name something he pulls out
his plumber’s cr*ck.
The Ty-D-Bol Man.
The T--
[ Laughter ]
The little dude
on the boat.
Come here, little fella.
[ Laughter ]
The Ty-D-Bol Man!
[ Audience groans ]
-Oh.
-Chris. Chris.
All right, Chris.
We got two strikes.
Chris.
Yeah.
Gotta try
to save it, man.
Okay.
Or else "Abbott Elementary"
can steal.
Poppy: Come on, Chris.
Plumber does magic
at parties.
Name something he pulls out
of his plumber’s cr*ck.
A snake.
All: Ooh.
A snake!
[ Applause ]
-Yeah!
-Yes! Thank you.
Jean, let’s try
to keep it going.
We got two strikes.
The other team can steal.
Uh...
Oh, my God.
I’m so sorry.
I’m so sorry!
Mark:
It’s okay, Jean.
Steve: All right.
Here we are.
When the plumber does magic
at parties...
Quinta: Yes.
...name something he pulls
out of his plumber’s cr*ck.
We’re gonna go
with toilet tissue.
Toilet tissue.
Yes.
Come on!
-What?!
-Whoa!
Do we win?
♪
Steve: Number 6.
All: Hose/sprayer!
Steve: 5.
-A rabbit.
-What?
Mark: Okay, a magic trick.
All right, fine.
It’s a joke.
[ Laughing ] Number 3.
Thank you.
All: Pipe.
Audience: Oh!
Oh, my God.
Number 2.
All: A wrench.
Let’s go to question two.
Give me Mark.
Give me Sheryl Lee.
♪
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mwah, mwah!
I love you
even though I hate you.
That’s all right, baby.
We’re going for it!
All right.
All right.
Here we go, guys.
Put your hand down.
I’m sorry.
I was ready.
We got top six answers
on the board.
What’s something you couldn’t do
without your lips?
Mark.
Kiss.
-Kiss.
-Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
We’ll play.
They’re gonna play.
-We’re gonna play, right?
-Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on.
Poppy.
What’s something you couldn’t do
without your lips?
Taste.
You couldn’t taste
without your lips?
Good answer, Pop.
Rose: All right, Poppy.
I’m here for it.
Couldn’t taste!
[ Mark laughs ]
-Yes!
-Whoo!
-Oh, my gosh.
-Whoo!
[ Applause ]
Good answer, Poppy.
Thank you so much.
Rose, what’s something you
couldn’t do without your lips?
Whistle.
Whistle! I like that.
Mark: Yes!
Whistle.
So good.
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
[ Applause ]
All right, man,
let’s give it a sh*t.
What’s something you couldn’t do
without your lips, Chris?
Make faces.
[ Chuckling ]
Make faces.
Make faces!
[ Applause ]
-Oh!
-Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay.
Jean, we only got
one strike.
Tell me something you couldn’t
do without your lips.
Speak.
Speak!
[ Applause ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Mark, something you couldn’t do
without your lips.
Um...
[ Laughs ]
I don’t know.
Oh!
Okay, okay.
Poppy, this time
you gotta be careful
’cause we got
two strikes.
"Abbott Elementary"
can steal.
Put on lipstick.
-Poppy, good one.
-Ooh!
Poppy, very good, Poppy.
Very good. I love it.
Need lips for that.
Couldn’t put on lipstick.
-How can that be?
-I thought that was great.
-Come on! Come on!
-Big money, big money! Let’s go.
-Come on!
-Come on!
All right, I’m back.
What’s something you couldn’t do
without your lips?
Steve,
we’re gonna say smile.
You couldn’t smile.
Tyler: Come on. Come on.
You couldn’t smile
without ’em.
Come on.
Come on, smile.
[ Cheers and applause ]
That’s how we do it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes!
-Ms. Abbott!
Number 5.
Lisa Ann: Okay.
-Sing!
-Oh.
-I said that.
-Yeah.
-Well...
-Okay.
..."Abbott Elementary"
got 94.
"Hacks" got 35.
We got two good teams.
Don’t go away, y’all.
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"Abbott Elementary" got 94.
"Hacks" got 35.
Give me Poppy.
Give me Lisa Ann.
-Come on, Lisa!
-You got this, baby!
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
-Whoo!
-Yes!
All right!
Whoo.
Point values are double.
Top seven answers on the board.
We asked 100 women,
name a superhero’s costume
your man would look like
a super zero wearing.
Lisa Ann.
Spider-Man.
-Spider-Man.
-Let’s go.
[ Applause ]
Poppy?
Captain America.
Captain America.
[ Applause ]
-Oh!
-Play?
-Pass or play?
-Play!
Sheryl Lee:
Play! Play!
Tyler,
how we doing, man?
I’m good, man.
How you doing?
All right, brah.
We talked to 100 women.
Name a superhero’s costume
your man
would look like
a super zero wearing.
The Hulk.
-The Hulk.
-Yeah!
[ Applause ]
-Come on.
-Yeah!
Okay, I’ll take it.
I’ll take it.
-Yay!
-I’ll take it.
Ms. Abbott?
A superhero.
Let’s say Batman.
-Batman.
-Good answer!
-Yeah!
-Good answer.
-Yes!
-Let’s go!
You can tell
she’s a teacher.
She didn’t even need me
to read the question again.
[ Laughter ]
"I heard you.
I listen well."
[ Laughter ]
Quinta.
Give me a superhero’s
costume
your man would look like
super zero wearing.
-Superman.
-Let’s go.
Superman.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Sheryl Lee Ralph, darling,
we talked to 100 women.
Give me
a superhero’s costume
your man would look like
a super zero wearing.
The Joker!
-Oh.
-The Joker.
Tyler: I mean, depends on
how you see him.
No!
Hey, Lisa Ann,
it’s right back on you.
You started
this whole thing.
Name a superhero’s costume
your man would look like
a super zero wearing.
I’m thinking of my favorite,
personally -- Thor.
-Ooh!
-Thor!
[ Laughter and applause ]
Lisa, you had a little something
with that. What’s, uh...
I’m not saying anything.
I’m just saying that there was
some stuff on Mount Olympus.
Never mind.
Let’s see how many we’ve got.
-Yes, yes.
-You like that hammer, girl.
You like that hammer.
-Yes, that’s true. That’s true.
Oh, okay.
Got to get it.
Guys, do you know
what it is about that hammer?
-Oh, my God!
-[ Laughs ]
Thor!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on, Mrs. Abbott.
Tyler,
one answer left, man.
You can clear the board.
Come on, Tyler!
Name
a superhero’s costume
your man would look like
a super zero wearing.
Iron Man.
Oh!
Come on. Come on.
Iron Man.
Come on.
All: Oh!
I thought it was.
I thought it was.
Very popular superhero.
Come on.
One answer left.
Mm, mm, mm.
Ms. Abbott,
you’ve got two strikes.
Be careful.
The "Hacks" can steal.
Sheryl Lee:
Come on, Ms. Abbott.
Let’s go with Batman’s partner,
Robin.
-Robin!
-Okay, okay. I like that.
-That’s a good sh*t.
-I like that.
I like that.
-Robin!
-Oh!
-That was a good answer.
[ Applause ]
Mark:
Let’s do Black Panther.
-Come on, Jean.
-You got this.
Jean, Jean, you want to
come out the huddle
with a little more
confidence.
[ Laughter ]
Name
a superhero’s costume
your man would look like
a super zero wearing.
Black Panther.
-Oh, we got it!
-Ooh!
-All right, Jean.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-The Black Panther.
Oh! Yeah!
♪
[ Indistinct talking ]
Steve:
That was a good answer.
Together:
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Steve: Number 3.
-Aquaman!
-What?!
Let’s go to the next question.
Give me Rose.
Give me Tyler.
♪
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
-Here we go.
-Come on, Tyler.
We’ve got the point values
tripled.
Top four answers on the board.
Name something a wife smells
on her husband
that he’d have
some explaining to do.
Tyler.
Perfume.
-Perfume.
-Yes!
[ Applause ]
-Yes.
-We playing.
You’re gonna play.
We’re playing, we’re playing.
We got this.
Ms. Abbott, name something
that a wife smells
on her husband that he’d have
some explaining to do.
Flowers, or a fresh bouquet
of flowers.
-Yeah!
-That’s it.
Tyler: I could see it.
I could see it.
Okay.
[ Laughter ]
Your man coming in smelling like
a bouquet of fresh flowers.
-That’s okay.
-All right.
-Is it me?
-Quinta.
Name something a wife smells
on her husband
he’d have some
explaining to do.
I’m going to say hair spray.
Especially me.
The most -- Yeah.
I come in with
some hair spray on...
It’s gonna be a problem.
[ Laughter ]
Hair spray!
Sheryl Lee Ralph,
you got two strikes here.
If it’s not there,
the other team can steal
and play Sudden Death.
I’ll be nice.
Alcohol!
Oh! Let’s go.
Alcohol.
I like that.
I like that.
Alcohol!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh!
Come on.
Come on.
Lisa Ann?
Yes.
Listen to this one, ’cause it’s
a little bit different.
Uh-oh.
This time
if it’s not there,
the other team can steal
and win the game.
Mm, mm!
Name something a wife smells
on her husband
that he’d have
some explaining to do.
Going back through
my ex-husbands.
[ Laughter ]
Um...
-Cigarettes.
-Yes.
-Okay!
-Yes. Yes.
[ Applause ]
Cigarettes!
-Oh!
-That was a good one, though.
That was a good one,
though.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well...
I’ve got two answers
on the board.
If you give me either one
of these answers,
your team steals,
your team wins the game.
Oh!
But if it’s not there,
"Abbott Elementary"
wins the game.
Ladies, name something
a wife smells
on her husband
that he’d have
some explaining to do.
What is it?
Marijuana.
Marijuana?
Marijuana.
Weed.
I look at Jean, I say,
"Marijuana?"
She said, "Yeah, weed."
[ Laughter ]
I got it, Jean.
This is for the win.
Marijuana/weed!
♪
Congrats.
-Congrats, guys!
-Oh, my God.
-Congrats.
-Number 3.
-Food.
-What?
Hey, y’all,
thanks for playing.
We’re gonna make a donation
to your charity...
Yes!
...for hanging out
with us.
Yes, thank you.
Steve:
I need two players.
I got Jean,
and I got Chris.
We gonna play Fast Money
right after this.
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Welcome back to "Celebrity
Family Feud," everybody.
The "Hacks" team won the game.
[ Cheering ]
And now it’s time to play...
All: Fast Money!
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, you ready?
Yeah.
All right, 20 seconds
on the clock, please.
Name something you might
have to pull over
to the side of the road
to do.
Text.
Name a way
potatoes are prepared.
Scalloped.
Fill in the blank --
The blank of love.
Tunnel.
Name an appliance
on your kitchen countertop.
Coffee maker.
Name a part of the body
where you might get a blister.
Heel.
[ Bell dings ]
-Alrighty.
-Yes, Jean!
-Yes!
-So good!
Jean,
let’s see how we did.
Name something
you might have to pull over
to the side of the road
to do.
You said...
Survey said...
Yes, Jean!
Good one.
Name a way potatoes
are prepared.
You said...
Survey said...
Jean: I should have said mashed.
[ Buzzer ]
Oh!
Fill in the blank --
The blank of love.
You said...
the tunnel of love.
Survey said...
Name an appliance that’s
on your kitchen countertop.
You said...
Survey said...
There we go.
Name a part of the body
that you might
get a blister.
You said...
Survey said...
Boom. There you go.
That’s good enough, Miss Jean.
There you go.
♪
Well, Chris, Jean did
what she needed to do.
She got you better
than halfway there.
She got 118.
You need 82 to win.
Okay.
All right, let’s remind
everybody of Jean’s answers.
please.
Name something
you might have to pull over
to the side of the road
to do.
Urinate.
[ Chuckling ] Name a way --
Name a way --
I’m sorry.
It happens.
Okay, I’m sorry,
I’m sorry.
Name a way
potatoes are prepared.
Baked.
Fill in the blank --
The blank of love.
The look.
Name an appliance that’s
on your kitchen countertop.
Name the appliances?
Name an appliance
on your kitchen countertop.
Toaster.
Name a part of the body where
you might get a blister.
[ Buzzer ]
Feet.
[ Buzzer ]
Hand.
Hand.
There you go.
[ Applause ]
Let’s go, Chris.
Sorry. Messed that up.
Steve: Name something you might
have to pull over
to the side of the road
to do.
You said...
He’s such a guy.
Urinate.
Survey said...
[ Cheering ]
-It happens!
-Yeah! Big time.
Change the tire and tinkle
tied for the top answer.
Name a way potatoes
are prepared.
You said...
Survey said...
-Ooh!
-Ah, big one.
Number-one answer
was mashed.
Fill in the blank --
The blank of love.
You said...
Survey said...
-So close!
-That’s good.
I said book.
The book of love...
-Ah!
-...number-one answer.
Seven points away.
Name an appliance that’s
on your kitchen countertop.
You said...
Survey said...
Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Way to go, Chris.
Toaster and toaster oven,
number one.
Foot and toe, number one.
Well, that’s $25,000
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I’d like to thank
Jean and Quinta
and everybody else for hanging
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on "Celebrity Family Feud,"
everybody.
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-Oh!
-[ Laughs ]
All right, guys, here we go.
We’ve got the top seven answers
on the board.
Name something specific you hope
people at a nude beach
don’t do
when they see you naked.
Erika.
Laugh?
Laugh.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Woman: Good answer!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Pass or play?
-Should we do this? Yes!
Steve:
They’re gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Cole, let’s go, man.
Name something specific you hope
people at a nude beach
don’t do
when they see you naked.
I’m gonna go
with the erection.
-Ooh!
-[ Laughs ]
Good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Um...
[ Laughter ]
Well, Cole didn’t waste
no time.
Nope.
An erection.
That’s it.
-Oh!
-What?!
[ Audience groans ]
[ Laughs ]
Monet, give me something
specific you hope people
at the nude beach don’t do
when they see you naked.
Cry.
Cry!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Whoo!
-Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, Aunt Kim, give me
something specific you hope
people at a nude beach don’t do
when they see you naked.
Cover their eyes.
Cover their eyes.
[ Applause ]
-Ugh!
-Oh!
-That was a good answer.
-Auntie.
Big Dane,
we got two strikes, man.
We gotta be careful.
Penn Station can steal.
Dane, give me something specific
you hope people
at a nude beach don’t do
when they see you naked.
Run away.
Run away.
Whoo!
[ Applause ]
[ Cheering ]
Well, Erika.
Oh.
We got it now. Now we need it,
’cause you got two strikes.
The other family
can steal.
Give me something specific you
hope people at a nude beach
don’t do
when they see you naked.
Photograph me.
Photograph you!
Woman: Oh, good answer.
[ Applause ]
Aaah! Aah!
That was a good answer.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, here’s you chance,
Penn Station.
Give me something specific you
hope people at a nude beach
don’t do
when they see you naked.
Cringe.
Cringe.
Woman: Mm. Mm. Mm.
-Yeah!
-Yes!
♪
Steve: Number 7.
All: Touch me.
-Yeah.
-Ew!
Steve: 3.
-Barf.
-Oh, my God.
-Damn.
-Yes. Yes.
-Stare.
-Oh!
Yeah.
Woman: Okay.
Well, hey, let’s move on
to question two.
Give me Brandy.
Give me Cole.
♪
[ Chuckles ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, no.
-Oh, God. [ Laughs ]
-Oh, no!
Steve:
All right, here we go.
We got top seven answers
on the board.
Name something a mean wife
sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
Brandy.
Underwear.
[ Applause ]
[ Laughs ]
Underwear!
[ Audience groans ]
Cole.
It’s poop.
It’s poop.
[ Applause ]
It’s poop.
-Pass or play?
-All right, we’re gonna play.
Erika: I don’t want to play
this question.
Yes, yes!
[ Cheers and applause ]
I’m scared
of this question.
Erika, did you say
you don’t want to play this one?
I don’t want to play
’cause --
She said, "I don’t want to
play this one."
Cole said, "We’re playing.
Let’s go."
We want to play.
Watch this.
Watch your team
come through.
Oh, gosh.
Monet, give me something
a mean wife sees
the dog licking and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
Her dog bowl.
The dog bowl.
-Okay. Yeah.
-Good answer.
[ Applause ]
I don’t know.
[ Laughs ]
The dog bowl that you lick
every day anyway.
Go ahead.
The dog bowl!
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Aunt Kim?
Yes.
Name something a mean wife
sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
The dog’s butt.
Yeah.
Is number 1 or number 2
the butt?
Whoo!
Big Dane, give me something
a mean wife sees
the dog licking and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
Vomit.
Vomit.
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
Yeah. Dogs...
Dogs do that.
Oh! Ooh.
Okay.
Erika, we only got
one strike,
but come on,
let’s get a couple of these.
Give me something a mean wife
sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
What about crotch?
His crotch.
Now, that has nothing to do
with the butt.
[ Laughter ]
Number 2 -- the crotch!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yes!
-Nice. Good.
"Joyful genitalia."
Cole, she took
your answer.
-Oh!
-She did. She stole it.
-I know, I know.
-That’s all right.
Give me something a mean wife
sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
I’m gonna go with
the trash can.
Trash can.
Yep.
Yes!
-Whoa!
[ Applause ]
Here we go. Name something
a mean wife sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
I’m gonna say a toy.
Dog toy.
No, no, no.
Oh.
A dog toy!
[ Applause ]
Hey, Aunt Kim,
we got two strikes now.
We gotta be careful.
The Penn Station family
can steal.
Name something a mean wife
sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
I don’t know.
Mine was garbage.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right,
here’s your chance again.
Give me something a mean wife
sees the dog licking
and then says,
"Go kiss Daddy."
The toilet, Steve.
[ Applause ]
Toilet.
The toilet!
Erika: Yeah, that’s it.
Yeah.
Yes!
♪
Steve: Number 7.
-Oh!
-Her feet.
-Toilet.
-Aw!
Hey, don’t go away.
We’ll be right back.
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The Penn Station Family -- 146.
Christensen family
not on the board.
Give me Nick.
Give me Monet.
♪
Point values are double.
Top eight answers on the board.
Name an old expression
for having sex
that Grandpa
still calls it.
Make whoopee.
Make whoopee.
[ Applause ]
Yes! Yeah!
-Pass or play?
-We’re gonna play.
-We’re gonna play.
-We’re gonna play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Now, Aunt Kim,
here’s the question.
Name an old expression
for having sex
that Grandpa
still calls it.
Boinking.
-Boinking.
-Good answer.
-Good answer.
-Oh!
That’s old.
That may be too old
for the survey.
[ Laughter ]
Boinking.
[ Laughter ]
[ Audience groans ]
Big Dane,
only got one strike.
Give me an old expression
for having sex
that Grandpa
still calls it.
How about
a roll in the hay?
A roll in the hay!
[ Whistles ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Well, Erika,
give me an old expression
for having sex
that Grandpa
still calls it.
How about knocking boots?
[ Applause ]
That was
from the ’90s.
Knocking the boots.
-All right.
-Whoo!
[ Applause ]
Cole, come on, man.
Don’t let me down.
Give me an old expression
for having sex
Grandpa still calls it.
I’m gonna keep it simple.
Making love.
[ Applause ]
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
He surprised me.
Yeah.
He surprised me.
Making love.
-Whoo!
-All right.
[ Applause ]
Monet, give me an old
expression for having sex
that Grandpa
still calls it.
What about fornicating?
Nice.
-Is it too smart?
-It’s good.
I don’t know.
You think boinking
was old.
F-Fornicating.
[ Laughs ]
It’s up there.
No, it’s not.
Oh!
Fornicating.
Oh!
I like the way you were
thinking, though, Monet.
Thank you.
I do like the way
you were thinking.
[ Sighs ]
Aunt Kim, it’s on you.
We got two strikes.
The other family can steal.
Give me an old expression
for having sex
Grandpa still calls it.
Balling.
That’s a great answer,
Miss Kim.
Balling!
[ Audience groans ]
Steve: That was actually
a good answer.
That was really
a good one.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Give me an old expression
for having sex
that Grandpa
still calls it.
Bumpin’ uglies.
What?
Bumpin’ uglies.
We have a sh*t!
You have a sh*t!
Bumpin’ ug--
What the hell is that?!
Bumpin’ uglies!
-No.
-Oh!
♪
Woman:
What are they?
Number 8.
All: Humping.
He-e-e-e-y!
All: Doing the nasty.
-Nasty.
-Number 4.
All: Doing it.
Steve: 2.
All: Nookie.
Let’s go on
to the next question.
Give me Christina.
Give me Kim.
-Whoo!
-Kim!
♪
[ Rhythmic clapping ]
-You, girl.
-[ Chuckles ]
Ladies, here we go.
We got point values are triple.
We got top four answers
on the board.
A billionaire’s pickup line
to a woman might be?
I have a yacht.
[ Laughs ]
I don’t know.
Sorry.
I have a yacht.
-Oh!
-Oh, no!
Okay, now, I gotta read
the whole question.
Thank you.
A billionaire’s pickup line
to a woman might be,
"Want to go for a ride
in my..." what?
Ferrari.
Ferrari.
Ferrari!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-We are going to...
-Play!
-Play, play.
-Play.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Erika: You did good.
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-Yeah!
-Okay. All right.
Dane, a billionaire’s
pickup line to a woman might be,
"Want to go for a ride
in my..." what?
Helicopter.
In my helicopter.
[ Applause ]
-Ooh.
-Okay. All right. All right.
All right!
Erika,
only one strike.
A billionaire’s pickup line
to a woman might be,
"Want to go for a ride
in my..." what?
Jet.
-In my private jet.
-Yeah!
In the jet.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoo!
Cole, my man,
here we go.
Only one answer left.
Blimp?
[ Laughter ]
Good answer!
If helicopter’s not there,
I don’t know what else could be.
What else --
Billionaires got blimps.
I know a lot of really,
really wealthy people.
Ain’t ever heard
one of them say, "Yep.
Seen that new blimp
I got?"
[ Laughter ]
Blimp!
[ Applause ]
Monet, billionaire’s pickup line
to a woman might be,
"Want to go for a ride
in my..." what?
Big bed.
Nice.
-I like that.
-Whoa.
[ Applause ]
Wanna go for a ride
in my big bed?
[ Audience groans ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Great answer.
-I tried!
Well, family,
here’s the situation.
It often gets to this
in this game.
I’ve got one answer,
one answer only.
If you give me
that one answer,
Penn Station,
you walk out of here,
win the game,
a sh*t to play for
for your charity.
But if it’s not there,
the Christensen family
wins the game.
A billionaire’s pickup line
to a woman might be,
"Want to go for a ride
in my..." what?
Spaceship.
-Oh!
-Oh!
[ Applause ]
Come on, it’s up there.
Woman: Good answer.
That’s a good answer.
Spaceship!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪
Hey, guys,
thanks for playing.
We’re gonna make a donation
to your charity
just for hanging out
with us today.
Hey, I need two players.
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Come on, Christina.
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We asked 100 women,
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to find the country
with the world’s
greatest lovers,
you’d start where?
France.
Name something
a doctor might say
you need more of.
Exercise.
Name a kind of ball
that’s hollow inside.
Basketball.
Name an occasion when parents
might raise a toast
to their child.
Graduation.
Name an animal people ride if
they can manage to get up on it.
A horse.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Was I right?
Woman:
That was great.
Well, let’s see how we did,
Christina.
We asked 100 women, if you were
on a mission to find the country
with the world’s greatest
lovers, where you’d start?
Where? You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name something a doctor
might say you need more of.
You said...
Survey said...
Wow.
Name a kind of ball
that’s hollow inside.
You said...
ze basketball.
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Name an occasion
where parents
might raise a toast
to their child.
You said...
Survey said...
Wow.
Name an animal people ride
if they can manage
to get up on it.
You said...
Survey said...
[ Cheers and applause ]
Whoa!
♪
Kal: Whoo.
Man: Yeah!
Kal, what relation
are you to Christina?
She’s my sister-in-law,
my brother’s wife.
She got a 181 points.
Whoa!
[ Cheers and applause ]
You need 19 points
to win.
Wow.
Kal, you ready?
I’m ready.
Come on, man.
Let’s remind everybody
of Christina’s answers.
please.
We asked 100 women,
if you were on a mission
to find the country with
the world’s greatest lovers,
you’d start where?
Italy.
Name something a doctor
might say you need more of.
Calcium.
[ Laughing ]
Name -- Name --
Name a kind of --
[ Laughs ]
Name a kind of ball
that’s hollow inside.
Baseball.
[ Laughs ] Name an occasion
where parents might
raise a toast
to their child.
Sweet 16.
Name an animal people ride
if they can manage
to get up on it.
A giraffe.
[ Bell rings ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
Wait,
what was that one?
Really, uh...
[ Laughing ]
Turn around.
We asked 100 women...
I earn --
...if you were on a mission
to find the country
with the world’s greatest
lovers, you’d start where?
We need 19 points.
You said...
The survey said...
Ohhhhh!
[ Laughing ] Oh!
Whoo-hoo!
-Aah!
-Put ’er here!
Where are you?
Steve: Italy was
the number-one answer.
Exercise number one.
Hollow ball -- Basketball
was the number-one answer.
Toast to their children --
Graduation was
the number-one answer.
An animal people ride --
A horse.
Well, that’s $25,000
for Baby2Baby.
I want to thank Kal and Erika
and their families
for coming and hanging out
with us right here on
"Celebrity Family Feud."
I’m Steve Harvey, everybody.
We’ll see you next time.
09x01 - Abbott Elementary vs. Hacks and Kal Penn vs. Erika Christensen
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Episodes feature celebrities and their real families, or teams of celebrities playing as a 'family' for charity, rather than the regular format of ordinary families playing for cash and prizes.
Episodes feature celebrities and their real families, or teams of celebrities playing as a 'family' for charity, rather than the regular format of ordinary families playing for cash and prizes.