01x03 - Sonic and Sally

[bunniefuu]

Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 3:
Sonic and Sally

Don't you just love all this fresh air?

Yeah, about as much as I love Robuttnik!

Arm canisters, Nicole.

Arming, Sally.

Canisters armed.

You're all loaded Sugar-hog.

Cool. Synchronize the old watches.

Okay, meet you at the usual. If anybody's late,..

...jam back to Knothole!

- Check?
- Check.

Good luck, y'all!

Let's do it to it!

Must've forgotten the welcome mat.

Gotta find an other way in!

Juice time!

Bad move hedgehog! Mondo-bad move!

I'm out of here!

Alert, alert! Organic life form detected!

Don't bother, sub-station electricity...

...interferes with heat sensor. Ignore.









Ciao!

Come on Sonic, get out of there.

Yo, bot-butts!

Looks like you could use a shower!

Yikes.

Uh-oh.

This dump is getting crowded.

Warp time!

Nicole, prepare for-

Raise your hands, prisoner.

Hoo-ee.

I feel like I've been dropped through a knothole,...

...so to speak.

Hey, did you guys nail a Swat-Bot factory?

Well honey, I don't know.

I had to make a very unlady-like retreat.

Thanks sugar.

Oh my stars.

I'm just falling apart!

Where's Sonic and Sally?

Well the last time I saw they were-

Cannonball!

It was seismic!

Talk about fireworks, right Bunnie?

Where's Sal?

She wasn't at the meetin' place, so I came on back.

I gotta go back!

Sonic, wait! You need a power ring.

I know the hedgehog will come for you, dear girl.

And when he does, I have a surprise.

Here it is, Dr. Robotnik.

Enough memory to duplicate human complexity.

Excellent, Snively. Install it!

I don't suppose you would tell me the location of Knothole.

Sure I will, when you get a life!

When you get a life!

Sonic is too smart to be fooled by a robot. Even a good one!

Oh but we're not finished, princess.

We need to add your sparkling personality.

That's it! I'm outta here!

Wait, Sonic! You can't go without a ring!

Sal's in mondo-trouble and I'm going! Ring or no ring!

Sonic! A ring is comin'!

About time!

I got it!

Gotta juice and cut it loose!

Ouch.

Cheer up, princess.

I've sent you a visitor.

Hi.

I'm Sally. Oh, don't get up.

I am a princess but...

...out in the Great Forest titles are meaningless.

Activate all exterior hedgehog traps.

But I thought you wanted him to get in.

Yes.

But we can't make it too easy.

Recall all Swat-Bots.

Let the hedgehog in.

Must be my lucky day.

Sal!

Attention, Swat-Bots. This is Dr. Robotnik.

Report to the w*r room immediately.

Yo Sal! We're gonna blow this pop stand.

Open cell number 54!

Voice print approved.

Hand print necessary for certification.

Open up this cell or I'll rip out your electronic brain!

Certification unnecessary. You are Robotnik.

True love.

Hurry home, little hedgehog.

Hurry home.

Hang tight, Sal. Clear juicin' ahead.

- You ok?
- Fine.

Coming back to rescue me was very brave, Sonic.

Hey, no biggie.

It's in a hero's job description.

Hang on Sal, time to light it up!

Yes, hedgehog!

The faster the better!

Ready to roboticize, sir.

Activate!

Tomorrow, Knothole will be a wasteland.

And all the Freedom Fighters will be loyal servants.

What is this? Snively!

The system's overloading, sir. I better turn off the-

The video is gone, sir!

Here we are Sal, home sweet Knothole!

The communication system works.

We can still monitor his every move.

Alright, Sonic!

Good job!

I missed you, Sally!

Hi Tails!

I missed you, too.

How come you didn't do the funny kiss?

Oh, the funny kiss, of course.

Not that one! The funny kiss!

On my nose.

Oh! That funny kiss!

Tails, it's story time.

Cool! You read stories really neat-o, Sally!

Once upon a time there was a giant and he was a-

Remember last night? We started that one!

You know, about the princess and the meanie witch.

There's where we left off.

Oh, yeah now I remember. Okay.

The evil witch said, "So my pretty you can't escape-"

No, no! That's not the witch!

"So my pretty you can't escape-"

It's kind of late, Tails.

It's time to go to sleep. Good night.

So then, my dog-garn arm just fell off!

I was so humiliated I just about popped a bolt!

Bad news, I just heard the Swat-Bot factory is still online!

Sal, what happened?

Um, the bots caught me before I could detonate!

Then we gotta go back.

We meet in the morning and plan it out.

This time, we light the sucker!

Perfect.

That's not Sally.

Sally! Wake up, sugar!

Bunnie, what's wrong?

What in heck happened?

I don't know! This is terrible!

Sonic!

Wait for me!

Yo, big guy! What's up?

Sonic, I gotta tell ya something.

It's a secret.

Later, Sal. Man-talk.

Okay bud, make it quick.

We got a Swat-Bot factory to bake.

That's not Sally!

- What!?
- She didn't give me the funny kiss...

...didn't know what story to read, didn't even do the scary witch voice!

Tails, Sal had a seriously hard time yesterday.

She's stressin'.

I saw lights shining from her eyes...

...then she went outside and talked to herself...

...and her eyes turned all red and yucky.

Hey little bud, you must've had one monster dream.

We'll talk about it later, okay? I gotta juice.

They're coming back!

Get ready.

Incoming!

Way to go, guys!

Alright, Sal!

Yo, Sal! What you put in the ol' cereal this morning?

Well, that's our third close one tonight.

Come on, we gotta move it.

Sonic, this is too weird.

It's like the Swat-Bots know our every move before we make it.

Yeah. The old buttbots seem sharper than normal.

Okay guys, we're ready. Let's do it to it.

Right.

Come on Sal, you forgot the last part.

Oh, yeah.

Tails was right! You're not Sally!

Who are you?

Hey!

Mega-muck!

Say goodnight, hedgehog!

There you go, sugarhog!

I owe you one, Bunnie.

Gotta juice!

Boy, Robotnik is good!

She fooled everybody.

Except Tails.

But if that's not Sally, where the heck is she?

I don't know, but I bet this robot can tell us.

It's ready, sir.

Well, princess.

Since the hedgehog destroyed my robot, I'll make a new improved model!

And the bot factory is guarded by twenty security bots and hover units.

What about the princess?

She is now being roboticized.

What?! I'm juicin'!

Sonic, wait a sec!

Surprise for iron-lips.

Cool! You guys do the factory, I'll get Sal.

Catch ya later!

Now what?

Torch it!

Let's do it, sugar!

Ready, Dr. Robotnik.

Activate.

Bye bye, princess!

No.

Infiltration detected! All units att*ck!

How you doin', Sal?

Fine, thanks to you!

Let's cruise; I don't like the company here.

Past cool!

No! This can't be!

You were close, Robuttnik...

...but close only counts in horseshoes!

Have a dreadful day!

The princess has been roboticized, sir.

But there seem to be some glitches.

You fool! Get that out of-

No!

Thanks for saving my life tonight, Bunnie.

Sometimes a metal body comes in handy.

But I still have something a robot will never have,...

...a mind and a heart of my own.

Hi, Tails.

It's really me, honest.

Come here, you.

Sally! It's really you!

That it is, my pretty!

Hold it Tails! I'm still not sure that's the real Sal!

Oh, really? Then I guess I'll have to prove it.

Well?

She's a fake! Come on Tails, we gotta juice!

Alright!

I'll show you fake, Sonic hedgehog!