02x06 - Fed Up with Antoine/Ghost Busted

[bunniefuu]

Blue streak speeds by,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Too fast for the naked eye,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

Look out when he storms through,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Don't doubt what he can do,
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic, he can really move.

Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Sonic, he's the fastest thing alive!

He's the fastest thing alive.

He's the fastest thing alive!

Sonic the Hedgehog [SatAM] Episode 19:
Fed Up with Antoine & Ghost Busted

Come on, you stupid gargoling head!

Stupid rock.

Intruder! Freeze!

I am frozen! I am frozen!

Walk ahead, prisoner!

Moi?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

You must be making a large mistake, monsieur.

I am Doctor Robot-

I mean, Doctor Robotnik is my closest friend, yes.

We are like two peas in a pod.

Come on, Ant!

Hedgehog alert! Priority one!

What's with you, Ant?

You nearly blew our blind drop location.

What "blew"? I have blown nothing.

Where's Uncle Chuck's message?

The... The massage?

Uhm, well, I...

You blew that, too!? Ah, man!

I didn't not blew you're stupid massage,

and I am not needing your stupid help.

I am having everything under control.

Oh, yeah?

Well, if you're so cool,

then it should be no prob getting back to Knothole

alone!

Sonic, wait!

It's just my little joke, Sonic.

I am not having everything under this control.

Hello! Bonsoir!

Yo, Ant! Chill out!

My favorite hedgehog.

Alright, Tails.

Just keep that left arm out there a little more.

Okay, Aunt Bunnie!

Pardonnez moi, mademoiselle.

Hi, Antoine!

May you have a word with me?

Sure thing, sugar.

Good.

I am wonder if you can teach moi about, how do you say,

marshmallow arts?

You want to learn martial arts?

Oui! Yes, of course!

I am thinking one lesson is all I am needing.

Right, sugar.

One lesson should definitely do it.

Now concentrate, Antoine!

One more time.

I am doing good, no?

You're doing good no!

Antoine, I've had it...

Yo! Where's the dummy who belongs to this?

Yoo-hoo! Here I am!

I am a natural king fu artist.

Well, king, go fu someplace else,

or I'm gonna crown ya!

King fu...

That silly hoghedge fuel is just jealous of my incroyable skill.

Antoine, honey.

Do us all a favor and take up cooking.

Cook this, you jealous fuels!

I am showing all of Knothole

that Antoine Depardieu is a legend in his own mind.

Ant, you're really starting to tick me off!

Sonic!

Ha, ha and ha!

That is what I say in the face of that stupid hedgehog!

Well, stone the cows! It's a wiener.

Wh-who are you?

Your worst nightmare, bucko.

Nah! Worse than that, mate.

I-I'm prepared to defending myself.

Alright...

Yeah, right.

Boo!

I am master of king fu.

Oh, sorry, king.

We didn't know it was you.

Yeah!

You lost weight.

But not too much, that's good.

Your wish is our command, your worship!

Your worship?

You're meaning,

as a king?

Antoine, where are you?

- Antoine, where are you?
- Antoine!

Ant, where are you?

Sonic, I found something!

It smells like Antoine's perfume.

We're only here to serve you, oh, mighty king.

Your wish is our command.

You are meaning to say

that whatever I am to ask for, you will do?

Woo-who! I am liking this too much.

Rub my feets!

Oh, yes, your royalness!

Now you may bring to me a big pizza

with extra anchovies!

Oh, yes, esteemed one!

I am too thirsty for some herbal tea.

Okay-doke, sire!

Room temperatures!

This is being a little bite of heaven.

There he is!

Yo, Ant, what's up with this?

I am being his royal highness.

You mean his royal pain.

Shut up, pheasant, and bow down to me!

Moi?

Bow down to you? Oh, very funny, Ant!

You dare to be insulating-

Man, they must have blown the royal budget on the old crown, huh, Ant?

Guards? Guards!

Please to be tossing this pheasants into the dungeons!

Hey! You guys are kidding, right?

Do we look like we're kidding, sport?

No, you look like you're ugly.

Time to win and spin, Ant!

Sonic!

Antoine, what in the heck is going on?

It's the new king of whatever.

And we're the pheasants.

Ah! Oui! You are all nothing but the lowly pheasants.

Of course, except for you, my Princess.

Whom shall be

my queen!

Thanks, but no thanks, Antoine.

And you certainly have no business being a king.

Especially king of these goon-balls.

Seriously. What rock have they been hiding under?

Well, if this is the way you are feeling,

then I have no choice but to be

resigning from the Freedom Fighters.

Resign? Are you all kidding, Antoine?

Look at me, Bunnie! King's do not kidding.

I am liking to be king.

I was born to be the king!

I am the king!

Antoine.

No, no, no! My brain is made up!

Antoine!

You're being a real cotton ball, Antoine!

Let's shake it, Ant's history.

And who cares?

Oh, come on, Sonic. Antoine has his good points.

Besides his head?

Well, yes. He...has good hair.

Yeah, right.

Nicole! Give me whatever you have on a g*ng called:

"Nasty Hyenas"

Searching, Sally.

Nasty Hyena's are a splinter group.

Once part of a cannibal tribe who always eat their king.

They average 4.3 kings per month.

Oh my gosh, Antoine!

You know, I am feeling this must be some kind of little funny.

Yes?

No, your royalness.

We're serious about our food.

Still a might chili.

But the sun will fix that real quick.

B-but you are making a terrible mistake.

I'm not too good enough to be a king.

I am a humble pheasant-

What are you doing, you fuel?

Is that pepper?

Yeah, your worship.

Are you stork raving naked?

You cannot spice a finest meal like myself

with ordinary pepper.

You must use paprika.

All out of paprika, your highness.

Then I refuse to be eaten.

I am hoping you're liking it very rare.

Hedgehog coming through!

Dive b*mb them, Dulcy!

Going down!

Yes! Strike, Dulcy!

Thanks, ma.

S-Sonic!

Incoming headache!

I said headache.

Guess you chumps didn't hear me.

Cool move, Ant.

They were going to use pepper and not paprika!

Sonic! Come on!

Grab on, Ant! Torque time!

Now, now! Be watching close by, Tails!

I used my famous moves

to save Sonic from those dangerous criminal type guys.

Observe!

Why, Antoine, that was actually quite-

Shh! I know, I know!

I am realizing that was not so good.

One more time!

Easy, Dulcy!

Easy!

- Much better!
- I'll pick up my room later, ma.

We should have let them eat him.

So, big guy, part of being a Freedom Fighter is learning to track,

which means looking for signs.

Like broken tree branches,

flatten grass, footprints and stuff like that.

Sonic! Is this a sign?

Precise-o-moondo, big guy.

You're getting the old hang of it already.

Now, what are the other senses you're supposed to use?

Your nose?

Roses, gardenias, petunias.

Ode de Manly cologne!

Antoine!

I am falling!

Antoine!

I am really too young and handsome guy.

Sacré blue-cheese!

I'd pinch myself, if I am still alive.

I am alive but I am in great hurting.

What happened, Ant? You were supposed to hide,

so Tails could track you.

Did you not see the ghost?

Ghost? Where?

It was up there! I was going to...

...king fu him.

But the coward sneaked away.

Yeah, right.

Come on, Tails!

Hey! Waiting up for me!

There's no such thing as ghosts, huh, Sonic?

You got it, big guy.

No such thing as ghosts, huh?

Well, Mr. Smarty-Panty,

I am knowing what I am seeing,

and I am seeing a ghost!

I am getting ready to be attacking.

But I-

So that's what happened!

So then the Gopher highwayman made a mondo mistake!

He snagged the gold medallion from a sorcerer and...

lost his head!

From then on,

the highwayman wore the gold medallion

and roamed the forest known as:

The Headless Gopher!

Chill, Ant! It's just a story.

Yeah, Antoine.

Of course I am knowing this is only a story.

I was not born tomorrow.

I am just making a funny ha-hoo.

Now, I must sleep the hays.

Tell me another story, Sonic!

Please!

- Sure you're not scared, big guy?
- Oh, my!

No way!

Okay! There were these mondo evil spirits, see.

And he decided to become a duck.

Thanks for the scary stories, Sonic.

Especially the one about the gopher

with the gold medallion and no head.

Welcome, big guy.

Sleep tight!

More training tomorrow.

Oh, no!

The evil duck!

No!

The Headless Gopher!

Tails?

Sonic!

Sonic! The Headless Gopher! Over there!

Say what?

Oh, it's just a dream, big guy! That's all.

But Sonic, I saw him.

Honest, it was The Headless Gopher.

Yo, Ant! Did you-

Oh, no!

Sonic, I found a sign.

Yup! Ant was just here.

Good job, big guy!

So-so-son!

There's a ghost!

Woah! Man, I gotta check this out!

b*at feet, Tails! Wait for me at the camp!

A Freedom Fighter stays calm in the face of danger.

Stay calm, Tails!

Ghosts aren't real.

Jelly and jam time!

Oh, no. It must have got Sonic.

He-hello?

- Sonic!
- Tails! Where are you, big guy?

Tails!

Tails!

Son-

What if it's not Sonic?

What if it's The Headless Gopher playing a trick?

Better check it out!

Yo, Tails!

Got it!

Tails!

He's gotta be around somewhere.

He must have brainwashed Sonic,

and now they're both together.

Tails! Hang on, man! I'm coming!

Go away, Sonic!

I know the ghost did something weird to you.

No, no, no!

No!

No! Get away!

Get away! Get away!

Why should I be getting away from you?

It is you who has bumped into moi.

Why do you not watch where I am going?

Antoine?

But why do you look...

It's cool, Tails.

Ant just took a sleepwalk into some foxfire plants! Check it out!

See? No ghost.

Cool.

And make sure you bury all of it, little man!

Don't leave anything to burn!

Okay, Sonic.

Boy, camping sure is cool.

Ha, I say to that! And yet again, ha!

Miserable thing this stupid camping.

Will you tell me some more ghost stories tonight?

Please! Please?

I don't know about that, little buddy.

Last night was kind of hectic.

Yeah but now I know there's no such thing as ghosts.

I know, but still-

Oh, man.

Help me!

Merci beaucoup, Sonic.

Yeah, merci bucket to you too, Ant.

Sonic!

There's no such thing as...

...ghosts, right?

Right!

Look! The medallion.

Outta here!

In memory of Owen Fitzgerald