03x03 - Fair Is Fair/Savanna Surfing

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Whooooa!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Dilash:
race you to the blimpfield.

Last one there
is a rotten prickly pear.

[Propeller whooshes]

Huh?
How did you catch up so fast?

Munroe:
easy, dilash.

We've made a few changes
to our zoomerblimp wings.

Badou:
they're longer and lighter
than the old ones,

So now we can do this...

Dilash:
aggghhhhh! Heyyyyy!

No fair!

[Blimps whir]

[Propellers whir]

[Creaks shut]

Munroe:
I can't wait to fly
our new zippy-zoomerblimps

In your grandpa's annual

Air-stravaganza
parade tomorrow.

I can't wait
'til he sees them.

[Objects clatter]

Huh?

So, what's the hold up, 'bu?

[Chuckles]
chill your quills, munroe.

I'm just making sure
my zoomerblimp's a-okay,

In case papi wants
to take it up for a spin.

I don't understand it,
exalted excellency.

Why do I have to be
air safety marshal today?

I take it you're not enjoying
the job, crocodylus.

It's extremely boring,
all-powerful pachyderm,

And this air safety rule book
has too many words.

The air safety marshal plays
a key role at our blimpfield.

He or she makes sure
that pilots follow the rules

To keep it operating safely.

Besides, uncle,

That marshal's hat
makes you look dashing.

[Chuckles]
true, tersh.

But why me?!

According to the rules,

Every pilot must serve
as marshal for a day,

including you,
ambassador.

badou:
morning, everyone!

Come with us, papi!

We've got something
tusk-tastic to show you!

It's just until sunset,
ambassador.

You'll do fine.

[Groans]
it's not fair.

Why don't I ever get
to boss babar around?

Um... Because you're not a king?

[Groans]

Those big show-offs.

[Mimicking]
"we made changes
to our zoomerblimps

And now we're faster
than you."

Hmm...

Maybe I'll make
a few changes.

Ungh! Ungh!

One little tap
and his wing is gonna fall off,

And then,
the little smarty-trunk

Won't be able to take off!

[Chuckles]

badou:
our zippy-zoomerblimps
are in here!

Ta-daaaaaaa!

Wanna take it out
for a super-zippy spin, papi?

I already did a preflight check
for you and everything!

Babar:
you know the rules, badou.

A pilot must do
their own inspection.

But 'bu did a mega-quillin' job,
your majestyship.

I saw him.

Babar:
I still should do my own,
boys.

But, thanks to badou,
I suppose I can make mine...

Super-zippy.

[bangs]
it looks airship-shape to me!

[Whooshing]

[Whirring]

Whoa-ho-ho!

Dilash:
wait! He's flying badou's
zoomerblimp?!

Look at that
zoomerblimp zip, 'bu!

dilash:
but-but-but...

How did he get off the ground
without these?!

Dilash? You sabotaged
my zoomerblimp?

Sabotage is kinda harsh.

I just thought
it'd be funny

When your wing fell off.

[Blimp sputters]

[Rattles]

Whoa!

Whooooaaa!

Aggghhhhh!

Oof!

Munroe:
oh, yeah, real funny.

Dilash:
it was supposed to do that
before you took off!

Badou:
papi!

[Whirs]

Munroe:
stop! Stoooooooop!

[Gasps]

[Cheering]
heyyyy!

Whoooaaaaa!

[Cheering]

Thank you, badou.

That was some
very fine flying.

But it's too bad about
your new wing.

Badou:
it wasn't your fault, papi.

Dilash removed some bolts
from it.

Hey, it's not my fault

You didn't notice
they was missing.

babar:
that's true.

If I had done a more careful
preflight check,

I would have noticed
the missing bolts.

crocodylus:
what's this?

His marvelous majesty
didn't detect

An obvious problem?

The rules state,
and I quote:

"All pilots must do
a careful preflight check

Of their aircraft

To ensure everyone's
safety.

Failure to do so
means...

immediate grounding!"

Although it pains me,

It is my job
as air safety marshal

To ask you to...
[Giggles]

Surrender your wings!

No! Don't do it,
papi!

I didn't follow the rules,
badou.

Rules are rules.

here are my wings,
crocodylus.

But it's not fair!

You're the king!

Order him
to give them back!

Rules are there
for everyone's safety

And everyone
has to follow them,

Especially the king.

It still isn't fair.

I skipped doing
a preflight check just now

And he didn't take
my wings.

Crocodylus:
you're right,
it isn't fair.

there, that's better.

Pricklies, 'bu!

Without your wings,

You and your grandpa can't fly
in the air-stravaganza.

Don't the rules
also state

That a pilot can earn back
their wings

By passing a flight test?

Hey! His majesty is right!

badou:
good one, papi!

We can take our flight test
this afternoon

And still fly together
in the parade tomorrow!

Crocodylus:
as you wish, prince badou.

But the rules also say that
the air safety marshal - me -

gets to make up
the test course.

[Giggling]
I can tell you what to do!

[Laughing]

I get to boss around
the king!

Yeah, tershweed.

Let's go, unc!
We have work to do.

Babar:
and we have a zippy zoomerblimp
to fix.

You can use
my zippy zoomerblimp

For the flight test,
majesty-sir.

Thank you,
munroe.

Perfect.

That should do
the trick.

Something on your mind,
badou?

It's just...

I feel so badly that crocodylus
took your wings, papi.

It's not your fault
I lost them.

I know, but what if that
sneaky croc cheats

And we don't get
our wings back?

It won't be fair

If you miss
your own air-stravaganza!

The two of us are stronger
than any of his tricks.

We'll win back
our wings,

Fair and square,
you'll see.

tersh:
um, my uncle's ready
for you...

But you're not gonna like it.

Crocodylus:
behold... The most fang-tastic
flight test ever devised!

Badou:
that doesn't look fair
or square, papi!

It should be a snap
for a couple of ace pilots

Like you.

That's why I added
a barrage of mudballs

For you to dodge at the end.
[Snickers]

Badou is right,
crocodylus.

You've gone too far
this time.

According to
the rule book,

I get to make
the flight test

And you have to take it.

Ha!

Gotcha!

That might not be the safest
place to sit, ambassador.

Pah!

Yeah.

As air safety marshal,

I know what's safe
and what's...

Noooooooooooot!

Whoa!
Quillin' croc-a-pult!

Dilash:
[whimpering]

Oh no!

Muck and mire!

Heeeellllp meeeeeeeeee!

[Air hisses]

Aggghhhhhh!

[Gasps]

Dilash:
aggghhh! Aggghhh! Agh!

Mommy! Oh no!

[Air hisses]

Agggghhhhh!

Agggghhhhh!

Boys! Crocodylus!

Whoaaaaa!

Wait!
What about meeee?

Which one do we save?

Aggghhhhhh!

Aggghhhhhh!

Babar:
I've got the ambassador,
you take dilash!

[Whooshing]

Aggghhhh!
Whooooaaaa! Oof!

Aggghhhh!

[Laughing]

Uh-oh!

Aggghhhhhhhhh!

Oof!

This is so humiliating.

Dilash:
[screaming] mommy!

Crocodylus:
agggghhhhhhhhhh!

Jump for the umbrellas,
ambassador!

Aggghhhhh! Whoaaaaa!

Whoooaaaa! Aggghhhh!

[Pained groans]

Oh, dear.

You two just broke
so many rules,

You'll never get
your wings back!

Badou:
no fair!
We just saved you!

Fair shmair.

I'm the air safety marshal

And I can do what I want!

Irma ironhide:
on the contrary,
ambassador.

Your day is up,
so I'm the new marshal.

Irma ironhide?

air marshal?

Irma ironhide:
rules aside...

After the way these two
brave pilots

Just handled this emergency,

I'd say they both deserve
their wings back...

Now!

Aghhh!

Babar:
how's that for fair, badou?

badou:
very fair, papi.

Air-stravaganza,
here we come!

[Trumpeting]

[Cheering]

[Sighs]
fairness is so unfair.

Dilash:
look on the bright side,
unc.

We can still fly
in the parade.

Irma ironhide:
I wouldn't be so sure
about that.

[Cheering]

babar:
welcome to the blimpfield's
annual air-stravaganza!

We've all done our preflight
safety checks, so...

Badou:
let the parade begin!

[Cheering]

[Whooshing]

Crocodylus:
muck and mire...

I can't believe
she took away our wings.

Who knew there was a rule
against skydiving

Without a parachute?

[Groans]

Aggghhhhhhh!

♪♪

babar:
woo-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Badou:
whoaa!

Whoa-ho-ho!

[Tires screech]

[Laughing]

Agghhh! Hhhha! Whoa!

Woo! Whoooaaa! Whoa!

[Screeches to a halt]

Badou:
tusktastic moves, papi!

Where'd you get this?!

Your father and I built it,
years ago.

But the old wind-wheeler
can still seize the breeze

As we used to say.

Would you like me
to give you a lesson? Huh?

It looks easy.

All I gotta do is-
whooooooaaaaaaaaa!

Babar: badou!
Badou: whoa!

Loosen the rope!

Badou:
whoooooaaaa!

Badou: aaghhhhh!
Gardner: whoooaaa!

Whoooaaa!
[Tires screech]

Whoa-whoa-whoaaaa!

Whooooaaaaa!

Ungh!

Aghhh! Oof!

Babar:
why don't we go somewhere

Where you'll have more room
to practice?

[Sheepish chuckle]

Badou:
woo-hoo!

Draw in the rope
and we'll bring it around.

Ha! Whoa!

I've got it!

Sorry, papi, it's a lot harder
than it looks!

There's andi!

Hey, andi!

Huh?

Yo ba-dudely-dude and king b

Oh, stylin' ride!

It's a wind-wheeler.

You should try it,
andi.

[Jumping grunt]

Hmm.
Wind-wheeler, huh?

Yo, ladies!

Whazzup?

Hahna:
the warthogs are smelling up
our acacia grove!

Tell them to move on,
andi.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Chill, hahna,
the grove belongs to everybody.

You either get along
or get gone,

Am I right?

Hmm.

There's plenty of shade
at lighthouse rock.

Hahna:
fine.

Andi:
[sighs]

The king of the savanna
never rests.

Well, I guess I'd better
hang here

And keep an eye on things.

Papi and I
can do that for you!

Go ahead and take a spin.

Yeah? You down with
the badudely plan, king b?

I suppose we can manage here
for a few minutes.

Woo-hoo!
It's kind of tricky-

Hey, no problem-o!

This thing looks
easy breezy!

Whoa!

[Laughing]

Woo! Go andi!

Andi:
whooooaaaaa!

How do I stooooooooop?!

Babar:
[calling] loosen the rope!
Loosen the rope!

Are you all right here
for a moment, badou?

Badou:
sure, papi.

Watching over the savanna
will be easy breezy!

[Grunting]

[Tires screech]

Babar: whoa!
Andi: whoooaaaa!

Oof!

Yeow!

You're kinkin' my tail!

Your tail is stuck
in the pulley!

I know, bro!
I know!

Agh! Trees!

[Gasps]

[Screaming]

Whoa!

We can't steer!

Whoaaaa!

Badou:
all clear here, papi!

[Sighs]
easy breezy.

Hoot:
andi! There's-

Oh... Hi, badou.
Where's andi?

Hi, hoot.

Andi's getting
a wind-wheeler lesson

From my papi.

I'm taking care
of the savanna for him

Until he gets back.

Looks more like

You're taking care
of taking it easy.

I must be doing it
right then,

Because this is how andi
does it.

If you say so,
badou.

But right now
you'd better follow me.

There's trouble
at the watering hole.

Big trouble.
No foolin'!

andi:
whooooaaa!

babar:
hang on, andi!

Kylus:
[low growl]

What's andi doing
way out here?

And what am I doing here,

When he's left his territory
unprotected?

[Evil laugh]

I don't see
any trouble, hoot?

You can't see it,
but you sure can smell it.

[Water bubbles]
phew!

Badou:
oh.

Excuse me, but there's
no swimming allowed!

This water
is for drinking only!

[Water bubbles]

Where's andi?

Andi's not here.

Badou is in charge
until he gets back.

[Splash]
whoa!

[Laughing]

That would never happen
to andi!

Whatcha gonna do,
badou?

I've got a tusktastic idea!

[Grunts with effort]

Andi:
[relieved sigh]

All right, king b!

I solved one problem,
but created another.

Now I need to repair
the rudder

And re-rig the sail.

It would take hours
to walk back.

andi:
oh, no worries.
badudely can handle it.

It's a laidback patch
of savanna.

It is when you're there,
andi.

[Realizes]
oh, riiiight!

[Farts bubble]

Badou:
who wants a nice fresh
moon-melon?!

Shani: I want it!
Yaw: gimme that moon-melon!

Badou:
sorry. It's not for you guys!

Yaw:
says who?

Hoot:
says badou,

And he's in charge
while andi's away.

Oh, look.
He's back.

Huh?

Shani:
[laughing] see ya!

[Hyenas laugh]

Oof!
[Ferocious roar]

Go play your foolish game
somewhere else!

Shani:
make me! Pfffffft!
[Laughs]

[Snarls]

Hahna! Don't!
Stay out of trouble.

Let andi deal with them.

Yaw:
andi's away,
so the hyenas will play!

Pffffffft!
[Laughing]

Pffffft!

[Fog horn bellows]

Blah-blah-blah!

[Low snarling]

[Laughing]

[Ferocious roar]

Aggghhhhh!
Whoa!

Badou:
whoa! Let's chill, everybody.

Wildlifers have to get along
or get gone,

Am I right?

Hahna:
a tame-towner can't tell us
what to do!

[Snarling]

Andi went away and left badou
in charge, hahna.

[Roars]

Shani: yeah! So there!
Yaw: pffffft! [Laughing]

Oof!
[Roars]

[Roars]

Agh!

Oof! Aghhh!

[Lions roar]
aggghhhhhhh!

[Whimpering]

Aggghhhhhh!

[Snarling]

Whoooaaa!

Ooh.

[Ferocious roar]

Whoa-whoa-whoa!

[Screaming]

[Chuckles]

[Screaming and roaring]

Hoot:
better keep back, badou.

I can't.

I told andi
I'd look after things for him!

[Whimpering]

[Snarling]

Sorry. But I couldn't think
of anything else to do!

[Roaring]

[Laughing]

[Deep laughter that builds]

Hahna:
kylus, what do you want?

I want you to leave,
all of you.

[Gasp]

You can't do that.

Oh? Who's going
to stop me?

[Roaring] oof!

You're no thr*at to me
with your tails in a knot.

This is my territory now!

Ramsi:
see what you've done, cub?

Kylus:
everyone leave, now!

Or feel my claws!

[Screaming]

[Roars]

Aghhhh!

How am I going to stop kylus
from taking over?

this calls for
a really tusktastic plan!

Badou: kylus!
Kylus: huh?

Wildlifers have to get along
or get gone.

You don't get along
with anybody,

So... Get gone! Now!

[Ferocious roar]

Wahhh!

Whoooaaaa!

Andi:
there's badudeley dude!

[Gasps]
and kylus!

Hang on!

Wahhh!

[Roars]

Oof!

[Roars]

Aggghhhhh!

[Snarls]

[Roars]

Agh!

Agh!

[Tires screeching]

Andi:
paws off badudeley dude, kylus!

Whoooaaaa!

[Gasps]

Whaazzup?
Where's badudely?

We trapped andi!

Kylus:
[chortles]
oh, well done, cub.

Thanks to you,
andi is my prisoner!

Babar:
time to go, kylus!

[Gasps]
aggghhhhhh!

Woo-hoo!

chase him to the slogs, papi!

Put a kink in his tail!

Aggghhhhh!

Whoa!

[Snarls]

badou:
hey, kylus!

Whooooaaaaa!

Yaaooowwww!

Hoot:
yee-haw!

Babar:
quick thinking, badou!

Hoot:
you sure showed him
who's in charge!

No foolin'!

Andi is the one in charge
of the savanna, hoot.

Ungh!

And am I ever glad
he's back!

Andi:
yahoo!

Hahna:
you're not the only one.

Yo, ladies,
what's got your tails in a knot?

Whoa! No way!

Badudely?

Badou:
it's a long story, andi.

Hoot:
and it wasn't easy!
No foolin'!

Badou:
you know, your job is way harder
than it looks!

Andi:
[chuckles]

You know, the hardest part
is makin' it look easy!

I guess just because something
looks easy,

Doesn't mean it is.

Just like wind-wheeling!

Maybe one day
I can make that look easy.

I'm sure of it,
badou,

If we ever get
our wind-wheeler back

from kylus that is.

[Kylus cries out]

Andi:
that mean ol' kitty
should've asked

For a few pointers
from king b!

Right on, andi.

Right on!