01x03 - The Lemonade Stand/Walk the Walk/What's in a Laugh?

[bunniefuu]

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(Ground rumbling and birds squawking)

♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast in Nowhere Land ♪

♪ To Nowhere Land

♪ Come along if you can

♪ Hey, ho, come on, let’s go to Nowhere Land ♪

♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪

BEASTGreat googly moogly!

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(Sighing)

(Sighing)

Here comes Maggie, Hamilton.

What is that on her knee?

What is that on your knee, Maggie?

It’s a bandage.

I fell and scraped my knee.

Oh.

Does it hurt? Not anymore.

What do you think about having a lemonade stand?

HAMILTONGood idea!

I’ll set up a table, and we’ll get started.

How about it, Beast?

What?

MAGGIEA lemonade stand.

Beast, you’re not listening.

What?

We’re going to have a lemonade stand.

Okay.

I’ll help.

(Sighing)

Hm.

Whoa!

Oof! Ow!

Ouch! It’s hurts!

Where does it hurt, Beast?

BEASTOhhhh!

Right there.

Ew, it hurts!

I don’t see anything.

Neither do I. You’ll be fine.

Now, let’s get to work.

Well, it hurts.

Come on, Beast.

(Humming)

Just like that.

Oh, good, you brought the lemon juice.

(Sniffing) Perfect.

You must always have fresh lemon juice

to make good lemonade.

Let’s get a pail of fresh water from the well.

(Humming)

BEAST, THUDDINGOh, ouch!

Ow, ow, I did it again.

I’m so clumsy today.

MAGGIELet’s see.

Hm, I don’t see anything.

Well, it hurts.

It’ll be fine.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

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That’s fine.

Now we have to stir in the sugar.

Come on, Beast, don’t you wanna taste?

Oh, alright.

Mm-mm!

(Slurping) It’s nice and cold.

MAGGIEThat’s because it's well water.

I think it needs more sugar.

Let me try.

(Slurping) Hm, I don’t think so.

Let me.

(Slurping)

Hm, maybe just a smidge.

(Laughing)

We’re all set.

Now all we have to do is wait for some customers.

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(Yawning)

How much are we going to charge?

A nickel-- that’s five pennies.

I’ll make a sign.

My knee still hurts.

And I’m thirsty.

Have some lemonade.

This should help.

(Slurping)

Mm, that is good.

Here we go.

Nice sign.

I believe I’ll have a little.

(Slurping) Mm, delicious!

I think I’ll have some, too.

(Slurping) Oh, very good.

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Do you see anybody coming?

Nope.

Beast, walk out on the path and see if anyone’s coming.

My knee hurts.

My goodness, does that still hurt?
[ … ]

Do you want me to look at it again?

(Table rattling)

Ow!

Oh, you have a scrape.

Oh, it’s nothing.

I think you need a bandage.

Well...

Here, I have one in my pocket.

Ah!

There.

Thank you.

That’s not fair!

What?

He gets a bandage.

I didn’t get one.

Let me see.

I think you’re right.

I believe you need a bandage.

There.

Oh, thank you, thank you!

Isn’t it beautiful?

Let me see yours, Hamilton.

Oh, I like mine better.

(Sighing)

Beast, look down the path and see if anybody’s coming.

Nope.

I’m going to have some lemonade right now.

Me, too.

Mmm.

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Ah!

We haven’t sold one glass of lemonade.

Maybe we should make it a penny a glass.

What do you think, Maggie?

That’s silly.

We don’t know if a nickel a glass is too much.

Nobody has passed by.

That’s true.

(Laughing)

And we don’t have to wait for customers any more.

The lemonade’s all gone.

(Laughing)

(All laughing)

Ow.

(Laughing)

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(Snoring)

(Laughing)

What? What?

(Laughing)

Hi, Sidestep!

Sidestep!

HAMILTONNice day, isn’t it?

MAGGIEYahoo!

(Chattering)

Come on, Beast, the water’s fine.

Yippee!

Oh-oh.

Ah!

(Laughing)

Hmph!

(Sighing)

Ah!

Are you still sleeping?

Hmph!

Then do you want to build a sand castle with us?

Come on, Sidestep.

Now that I’m awake.

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(Laughing)

Whoa!

(Laughing)

What are you up to, Beast?

I like the way you walk, Sidestep.

But it’s harder than it looks.

Whoa!

Hmph, we’ll, you're doing it all wrong.

It’s like this.

You can’t let your feet get ahead of the rest of you.

That looks like fun.

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Look at us, we’re all crabs.

(Laughing)

That’s right.

Step over, step over,

step over, step over.

Try the other direction now.

Walk the walk.

Step over, step over.

Look out!

(Laughing) Oops!

Step over, step over, step over.

MAGGIEFaster, faster!

But Sidestep, how do you see where you’re going?

Oops!

Oh-oh.

My home.

Oh, Sidestep, I am so sorry!

My home!

Maybe we could fix it?
[ … ]

Or, maybe not.

My home!

Oh, it’s hard being a ferocious beast.

What should we do?

Hm, well, we need to find Sidestep a new home.

Or, even better, build him one!

Good idea! I’ll start looking for more sticks.

Not sticks.

Sand.

So, we’ll turn our sand castle...

Into a big fancy crab palace.

Come on, let’s get to work.

Okay!

(Laughing)

Whoa!

(Laughing)

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(Laughing)

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It wasn’t much; it was small and cramped.

And the rain came in through the holes in the roof,

you know, but it was my home.

Sidestep, we are all very sorry about your home.

And the Beast is very especially sorry.

So we made you a present.

Will you come and see it?

Please?

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Welcome home!

Huh?

Home?

Yes, we built you a new home.

You can sit in your chair on the roof.

Or climb up the tower to look out to sea.

It’s--

It’s too big, you know.

But the walls are nice and thick.

That way, if we’re making too much noise,

you can go inside and shut the door

for some peace and quiet.

Go on, go on inside.

Yes, go inside.

Alright, alright, I’m going in.

Okay, what do we have here?

Dining room?

Living room?

Kitchen?

A play room??

My goodness, an indoor pool!

(Diving board and splashing)

It’s very--

(Clearing throat)

Yes--

Thank you.

Sofas, arm chairs!

All made of sand!

Course, they could have found softer sand,

you know, but this will have to do.

Sidestep?

Maybe he can’t find his way out again.

No, I don’t think so.

Listen.

(Snoring)

(Whispering) I think he likes his new home. Shh!

(Giggling)

(Snoring)

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Here’s a picture of Maggie’s birthday party.

All I see is the birthday cake you baked.

Well, I wanted a picture of it before it disappeared.

Oh. What’s next?

HAMILTONHere’s your birthday party.

BEASTAnother cake!

I really outdid myself on this one.

Let’s see something besides one of your cakes.

Aw, here’s my baby picture.

Is that really you?

That’s me!

Let me see if I can find you.

Ah-hah!

Here you are.

(Laughing)

Look, no spots, and no horns.

(Laughing)

(Laughing and snorting)

(Laughing)

You snort when you laugh.

What’s that?

I said, you snort when you laugh.

I do not.

Yes, you do.

I do not.

Where are you going?

HAMILTONI have some work to do.

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Hamilton.

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Hamilton!

Please, Hamilton, come on out.
[ … ]

HAMILTONNo.

But why?

HAMILTONI don’t want to.

But why?

HAMILTONI’m... busy.

Please.

HAMILTONNo.

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Hmm...

(Things shaking and moving around)

(Hamilton squealing)

Hamilton, I’m sorry. Please come out.

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Look!

Just look what you did to my seven-layer cake.

Are the other six layers just as flat?

This is the other six layers!

Oh!

I’m sorry.

(Plate breaking)

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings.

HAMILTONYou didn’t.

You don’t really have a funny laugh.

Not for a pig.

But you do snort.

HAMILTONForget it.

(Sighing)

Hamilton?

HAMILTONWhat?

I’m lonesome.

HAMILTONToo bad.

See, you are angry!

HAMILTONNo, I’m not.

MAGGIEHi, Beast.

Hi, Maggie!

Where were you?

I had to finish my chores.

Where’s Hamilton?

Hamilton, are you in there?

HAMILTONYes.

Won’t you come out?

HAMILTONNot today.

He’s angry. I said he snorts when he laughs.

HAMILTONDo not!

Do too!

All pigs snort.

HAMILTONI don’t.

Oh, Beast, stop that!

(Laughing)

Shh!

(Laughing) That is so funny!

That funny face you made.

(Laughing)

Oh, you mean like this?

Now you do one.

How was that?

Not as good as mine. Do it again.

Oh, hi, Hamilton.

Are you almost finished cleaning?

No, I’m very busy.

Now, if you’ll excuse me.

What’ll we do now, Maggie?

I thought we’d make paper hats!

Great googly moogly!

HAMILTONAhem!

Are you alright, Hamilton?

HAMILTONOf course.

Okay, Beast. Now I’ll make you a lovely red paper hat.

HAMILTONIt’s just that I raised too much dust.

I guess I’d better come out until it settles.

Come on, Hamilton. I’ll make you one, too.

I want a green one.

Then you shall have a green one.

I’m going to make a witch’s hat.

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How does it look?

Really good.

I’m going to make a sailor’s hat.

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What do you think?

I think you look like the first mate of a pirate ship.

I don’t know what kind of hat to make.

Hm, well, it can be any kind of hat you want.

I know what kind of hat I need.

I’ve made shade hats for my ears.

(Laughing)

I’m so glad you decided to come out and play.

(Laughing)

(Laughing and snorting)

See, I told youyou snort when you laugh!

(Laughing)

I do not!

(Snorting)

Do too! Doesn’t he, Maggie?

(All laughing)

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