02x21, 22, 23, 24 - The Collecting Badge/The Shadow Badge/The Theatre Badge/The Memory Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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02x21, 22, 23, 24 - The Collecting Badge/The Shadow Badge/The Theatre Badge/The Memory Badge

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NARRATOR: Tag,
isn't it time for...

[GASPS]

Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the collecting badge.

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
What you doing?

A-woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee's arranging
his biscuit tins.

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

Can we have a biscuit?

A-woof!

NARRATOR: Oh, there aren't
any biscuits, Squirrels.

Duggee just collects the tins.

He collects tins?

NARRATOR: Oh, yes.
And lots of other things.

Like buttons...

Stamps.

Toy frogs.

[TOY FROG RIBBITS]

-NARRATOR: And, of course...
-Ahh!

[BADGES DINGING]

SQUIRRELS: Badges!

NARRATOR: Yes! He even
has one for collecting.

SQUIRRELS: Can we collect
something, Duggee?

A-woof!

[ALL CHEER]

[HUMMING]

-Duggee, Duggee!
-Woof?

I don't know
what to collect.

NARRATOR: That's the great thing
about collecting, Tag.

It can be anything.

A-woof!

NARRATOR: Small things,

big things,

soft things,

shiny things.

A-woof, woof!

Or, of course, things
that just make you happy.

Okay. [GIGGLES]

Ooh. That's a good one.

Ooh!

Ah!

Ooh!

[GASPS] This one...

NARRATOR: I think that one mighe
a bit heavy for you, Betty.

[GASPS] I know!

On my mark, boys. Lift!

This way. Quick march.

ALL: Hup, hup, hup...

That's my line!

Look what I collected, Duggee.

Pebbles!

And a whopping great rock!

NARRATOR:
Excellent collecting, Betty.

Woof!

Leaf, leaf,

leaf, leaf.

Leaf!

Huh? Hey!

Hi, Roly.
What did you collect?

I collected...

Leaves!

Oh!

Hello!

Anyone at home?

Hello! Anyone at... Oh!

Sorry, old chap.

Still using this one,
I'm afraid.

But I do believe Pablo's vacated
his property next door.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Duggee! Look
what's in my bucket.

I collected...

Shells!

-Ooh!
-Thank you.

[SCREAMS]

Ooh. Pretty.

Thank you, Mrs Bird.

-Ahh!
-Meow!

-Thank you, toucan.
-[TOUCAN CHIRPS]

-Thank you, Whoooooo.
-Whooo!

-Thank you, Mork.
-Honk!

-Thank you, Funky Chicken.
-[CLUCKING]

What did you collect, Norrie?

I collected...

Feathers!

NARRATOR: My word.

What impressive collections
you have, Squirrels.

Woof!

Oh, yes.
But where's Tag?

Here I am!

NARRATOR: Ah, Tag.
What did you collect?

I collected

an old balloon,

a piece of string,

a bottle,

a lolly stick,

and an old brown cushion.

NARRATOR: What made you
choose these things, Tag?

Duggee said
I should look for things

that make me feel happy.

[GASPS]

A-ha-ha-ha, woof.

Remember this, Roly?

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Oh, yeah!

Remember this, Betty?

[LAUGHING]

Oh, my shoelaces!

Let me help, Tag.

You do it like this.

TAG: Thanks, Betty!

I remember! [GIGGLES]

-This reminds me of you, Happy.
-Huh?

[HICCUPS]

Try this.

Ah...

[HICCUPS]

[CHUCKLES]

That was really funny.

I know why you picked this, Tag.

-[COUGHS]
-Here you are, Tag.

[SLURPING]

That lolly made my sore throat
feel lots better, Norrie.

NARRATOR: Ah, you chose things

that remind you
of your friends.

-Yes.
-TAG: But...

What about this?

It reminds me of a...

Duggee hug!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR: Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

Woof! [PANTING]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your collecting badge.

[EXCLAIMS]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah,
and here are your parents.

Just time for the real thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[NARRATOR EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

BETTY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our collecting badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

That was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

[CLUCKING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

NARRATOR: Squirrels,
are you having a fun day?

SQUIRRELS: Yeah!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the shadow badge.

[SQUIRRELS YAWN]

NARRATOR: You look like
you've been busy, Squirrels.

SQUIRRELS: Yeah.

Well, your parents
will be here soon to pick you u.

[CAR HONKS]

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

NARRATOR:
So, what have you done today?

Well, first we went on
a long walk.

Then, we had a drink.

Then we paddled
in the pool.

Then we had lunch.

And then we went...

Huh?

What happened?

[DUGGEE WOOFS]

BETTY: Is that you, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Oh, dear.
There's been a power cut.

Can you fix it, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Of course he can.

It just might
take a little while.

But we can't see anything!

[DUGGEE WOOFS]

NARRATOR: Ah, torches.

Good idea, Duggee.

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

NARRATOR: Now you can all see
while Duggee investigates.

[WOOFS]

Torches are brilliant!

Yeah! On, off,
on, off, on, off.

BETTY: [CHUCKLES] Chair!

Frog!

Ball!

Tea set!

Frog!

[EXCLAIMING]

[EXCLAIMING]

Hmm...

[SQUIRRELS VOCALIZING]

Hmm...

[SIGHS]

BETTY: Apple.

Banana.

My friend, Tag.

Enid.

[GASPS] Watch out!

-Meow?
-There's a monster behind you!

Meow?

[GASPS]
It's going to eat you!

A-woof, woof, woof.

NARRATOR:
Don't worry, Squirrels.

It's just Enid's shadow.

SQUIRRELS: Her shadow?

NARRATOR: That's right.
Everything has a shadow...

A-woof!

...if you shine a light on it.

SQUIRRELS: Wow!

NARRATOR: You can do
amazing things with them.

Duggee can show you...

Because he has
his Shadow Badge.

[NARRATOR GASPS] Look!

Cast your eyes.

-[BIRD SQUAWKING]
-[SQUIRRELS GASP]

NORRIE: Bird!

-BETTY: Hello, doggie.
-[DOG PANTS]

BETTY: Aw, cute!

[QUACKING]

NORRIE: Duck! [CHUCKLES]

SQUIRRELS: Can we have
a go, Duggee?

Aaa-woof!

[SQUIRRELS SIGH]

NARRATOR: Ah, I think
you fixed it, Duggee.

-[SIGHS]
-[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

NARRATOR: Now,
who's going to go first?

Me!

A snail!

My go.

A rabbit.

Cool, man.

Look, Duggee. A snake!

A-woof!

Hmm...

[CHUCKLES] I'm Ethel.

[IMITATES TRUMPETING]

Peck, peck. Peck, peck.
I'm a beautiful swan.

SQUIRRELS: Ooh!

-BETTY: Good clouds, Happy!
-Uh, that's not me!

-Oh! It's the sheep.
-[SHEEP BLEATING]

Do you want
to make shadows, too?

-[COW MOOING]
-[CROW CAWING]

SQUIRRELS: Huh?

NARRATOR: Wow! It looks like eve
wants to make shadows.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

[LAUGHING]

[MOOING]

Hello.

[ROARING]

[LAUGHING]

[BUZZING]

ROLY: Munch, munch!

[ALL SIGH]

Ooh.

[SIGHS]

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

[HORN BLOWING]

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

-[LAUGHING]
-[WAVES CRASHING]

[BUBBLING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

-[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]
-[HORN HONKING]

Bird!

[BIRD CHIRPING]

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

[SQUIRRELS CHEERING]

[DUGGEE BARKS ANGRILY]

NARRATOR:
Finally! You've fixed it.

Well done, Duggee.

[ALL SIGHING]

NARRATOR:
And well done, Squirrels.

That was an excellent
shadow show, wasn't it, Duggee?

A-woof!

[DUGGEE PANTS]

NARRATOR: You've earned
your shadow badge!

SQUIRRELS: Yay!

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah, and here
are your parents at last.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[NARRATOR EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

HAPPY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our shadow badges.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

NARRATOR: Good work fixing
the lights, Duggee.

[MONKEY GIBBERING]

NARRATOR: Roly,
isn't it time for...

[GASPS]

Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the theatre badge.

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels!
What are you doing?

We're on a nature walk.
Look! The bug's bouncing.

The birds singing.

[WHISTLING]

The animals arguing.

ALL: Huh?

No, no,
that's all wrong!

It needs to be a big show.

Yes, but big in intellect.

No one cares
about intellect, Tino!

Oh, Eugene,
where's your ambition?

[CLEARS THROAT]

SQUIRRELS: Hi, Tino!
Hi, Eugene!

What you doing?

EUGENE: We're putting on a show.

No, a serious play!

[STAMMERS] I want
to entertain the audience,

not put them to sleep!

Nonsense!

I know what the audience wants!

Epic theatre...

Through mime!

It should be big and shiny!

No, sleek and simple.

Doh! The show's tonight

and we haven't even
built the set yet.

Or learnt our lines.

ALL: Mmm-hmm!

This is going
to be a disaster.

[SIGHS] Oh, Eugene,
don't be so dramatic!

"Dramatic"? Oh,
that's rich coming from you!

They won't get
anything done at this rate.

You're impossible
to deal with.

-No, you are.
-And immature.

Am not!

I think they need some help.

NARRATOR: Well,
Duggee could lend a hand.

He has got his Theatre Badge.

BOTH: Huh?

The Theatre Badge?

[WOOFS]

So, what should
our play be about, Duggee?

It's got to have big songs.

-No, art!
-Dance!

-Feelings!
-Glamour!

Maybe it could be
about people

not getting on...

But then getting on.

That's...

BOTH: Genius!

-Conflict and resolution!
-A love story!

BOTH: Classic!

-Looks like it's show time!
-It's a play.

[THEATRICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHORTLING]

[GIGGLES]

Here.

Thank you!

Remember,
head up and smile!

But I'm too small!

No! Today, you are
gonna be a big star.

It's not what you say,
it's what you don't say!

[GIBBERING]

Perfect!

Five minutes, everyone!

Beautiful!

[CHUCKLING]

Come and see the show!

[ALL GASP]

Looks like we're sold out!

[GASPS] Final call!
Good luck, everyone!

Well, here goes.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Ooh!

[GIGGLING]

[GIBBERING]

♪ No, sweet lady

♪ You're not allowed
to be with him

♪ He's too
expressive for you

[SOBBING]

Just give him
a chance!

♪ No!

♪ It will never work

Moon!

[CREAKING]

♪ Why won't they
let us be together

♪ Why aren't you in bed

[GASPS]

[GIBBERS]

ALL: Huh?

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Well, I never.

I thought
we were so different!

But we speak
the same language!

The language of...

ALL: Friends!

♪ We didn't get along

♪ And now we get along

♪ Like one
big happy family ♪

[CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

BOTH: They... Love it!

Thank you, Squirrels.

We couldn't have
done this without you.

[CHEERING]

NARRATOR: Bravo!

Haven't the Squirrels done
well today, Duggee?

[WOOFS]

[CREAKING]

NARRATOR:
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Theatre Badge.

[EXCLAIMS]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah,
and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[NARRATOR EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

ROLY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS:
We got our Theatre Badges!

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

That was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Oh!

NARRATOR: Happy,
isn't it time for...

[GASPS]
Duggee!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee!

[WOOFS]

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!

NARRATOR: Duggee
and the Memory Badge.

[CHUCKLES]

NARRATOR: Hello, Squirrels.

You look like
you're working hard.

-We are being artistic.
-DUGGEE: Woof-woof!

-Woof!
-NARRATOR: Good idea, Duggee.

Would anyone like a drink?

-Yes.
-Yes!

-Yes.
-Yes.

Yeth.

[ALL GASPING]

Uh, pleath?

Happy, you've lost a tooth.

[GASPS] But where'th it gone?

It's not here.

Not here.

Not here.

-Not here.
-Meow!

But if I can't find my toorph,

I can't leave it
under my pillow

for the toorph fairy.

SQUIRRELS: Oh, no!

A-woof!

NARRATOR: Duggee's right.

It must have
fallen out earlier.

What have you been
doing today, Happy?

Ah... Mmm...

Happy's not great
at remembering things.

It's not swimming lessons today,
Happy, it's Squirrel Club.

Oh, yeah.

Have you forgotten
something, Happy?

Oh, yeah!

-Glasses, Happy.
-Oh, yeah.

NARRATOR: Not to worry, Happy,

Duggee's very good
at remembering things.

Ah. Hmm.

In fact, he's remembering
something right now!

[GASPS]

He's remembered he's got
his Memory Badge.

Woof-woof-woof,
woof, woof-woof.

NARRATOR: Exactly.

If you all think very hard

about the different things
you did today,

that might help Happy remember
where he lost his tooth.

Ooh! Ooh! I remember
what we did earlier.

I was with Happy,
and we were...

Eating [SLURPING] thpaghetti.

[SLURPING]

BETTY: No, Happy,
we were making music.

BETTY: Oh, yeah.
We played jazz.

HAPPY: [SPEAKING SOFTLY]
Oh, yeth.

Wait! My toorph!

It mutht have come out
with all that blowing!

-Oh.
-NARRATOR: Never mind, Happy.

Try and remember
what you did next.

-Um...
-NORRIE: I know! I know!

We ate some toast, remember?

It was so crumbly...

HAPPY: [GASPS]
We had to eat it out-thide.

[BIRDS CAWING]

NORRIE: Then I said,

"Maybe we should eat
the rest of our toast inside."

And you said, "Yes."

Happy! You said yes!
Instead of yeth!

So you had
all your teeth then.

[GASPS]
That'th right.

NARRATOR: Well, Happy,
what happened after that?

-Hmm. It'th thtarted to rain.
-ROLY: Yeah!

We went splash,
splashing in the puddles.

[LAUGHING]

And then some dinosaurs came!

And they jumped up and down
and got us all muddy.

HAPPY: Hmm, I don't remember
dinothaurth.

NARRATOR: Well,
I certainly remember

you both being muddy.

BOTH: Hee.

Look! You had
all your teeth there, Happy.

NARRATOR: So you didn't lose

your tooth
in the puddle, either.

What did you do next, Happy?

TAG: I remember!

We made a pirate ship.

Oh, yeah!

TAG: We were sailing
and saw a sea monster.

[BIRDS CAWING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Sometimes you just need a hug.

-SQUIRRELS: Wow!
-Woof!

Maybe you lost it
in the ship.

No, not here!

-Oh.
-NARRATOR: Mmm.

This remembering business
is proving quite tricky.

Yeth.

Um, ah...

[GASPS]

Everyone! Happy
is remembering something!

[ALL GASP]

[MUMBLES] Tho, I finished
playing pirateth with Tag,

then Duggee said,
"It'th drawing time."

Tho I got out my crayonth,
and I drew thome appleth.

And then I remember...

[STOMACH RUMBLES]

The drawing made me
really hungry!

Then I thaw
the real appleth.

[GASPS]

I remember!

Here it ith!

[SQUIRRELS GASP]

Happy's found his tooth!

Now I can give it
to the toorph fairy.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

NARRATOR:
Well remembered, everyone.

Woof! [PANTING]

NARRATOR: You've earned
your Memory Badge.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM]

[CAR HONKS]

NARRATOR: Ah, and here
are your parents.

Just time for
one more thing.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee hug!

[NARRATOR EXCLAIMS
AFFECTIONATELY]

BETTY: Duggee hug.

[SQUIRRELS LAUGH]

SQUIRRELS: We got
our Memory Badges!

And my toorph.

[SQUIRRELS EXCLAIM
AFFECTIONATELY]

NARRATOR:
Bye-bye, everybody.

[BICYCLE BELL DINGING]

That was fun,
wasn't it, Betty?

Oh, no, Tag? Happy?
Norrie? Dah.

SQUIRRELS: Duggee!

NARRATOR: That's it.
Duggee. [CHUCKLES]

SQUIRRELS: Hey, Duggee!
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