03x09, 10, 11, 12 - The Tree Badge/The Cheese Badge/The Radio Badge/The Opposites Badge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x09, 10, 11, 12 - The Tree Badge/The Cheese Badge/The Radio Badge/The Opposites Badge

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[narrator]
Norrie!

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[giggles]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Biology Badge.

Hello, Squirrels.

I wonder what Duggee
has planned for you today?

[Squirrels giggling]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!

What you doing?

A woof-woof.

You're organizing
biology equipment?

What's biology?

[narrator]
Oh, Duggee can explain. He's g.

his Biology Badge.

A woof, woof.

[narrator]
Biology is all about how our b,

and why we are
the way we are.

Like, why I'm blue?

[narrator]
Yes.

[shouting] Why I'm loud?

[narrator]
Indeed.

-Why I love water?
-Uh...

-Why I'm so clever?
-Uh...

Why Enid is making
that funny noise?

[hacking]

A-woof.

[narrator]
Oh yes,

that's all to do with biology.

A woof woof woof,
woof woof.

[narrator]
Enid is a Felis Domestica.

Felis who?

[narrator]
The common domestic cat.

And her body
is a complex network

of physiological systems.

Pysio-what-ical?

Hmm.

[narrator]
There must be a better way

to explain all this, Duggee.

A-woof!

[narrator]
We can take a much closer lookd

on the Biology Bus!

Hop in, Squirrels!

[Squirrels]
Yay! [giggling]

[narrator] Time to set
the microscopic ray to...

[buttons beeping]

Miniaturize!

[Squirrels]
Whoa!

We're tiny!

[Duggee]
A-woof.

[narrator]
Yes! Tiny enough

to find out what's making Enid
so spluttery.

Meow.

[narrator]
Now, if you look ahead,

you can see Enid's brain.

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

[narrator]
Whenever she feels something,

the synapses
in her brain fire up!

Woof!

[fireworks zapping]

[Squirrels]
Wow!

[narrator]
Based on all this cognitive ac,

I'd say Enid is doing something

very complex.

Meow?

[Norrie]
Where are we now?

[narrator]
We're currently passing Enid's!

[Squirrels]
Ooh.

[narrator]
Cats have powerful eyesight,

for hunting pray.

Meow!

[narrator]
And nasal receptors

for smelling things.

[sniffs]

[sneezes]

[narrator]
And, of course, vocal cords,

-for purring.
-[loud purr]

[purring]

[Betty]
It's dark down here!

A-woof!

[key beeps]

[Happy]
Eugh!

What are those?

[narrator]
Blood cells.

-They're a bit...
-[splatting]

gloopy.

[narrator]
Yes, but they help move oxygen

around Enid's body.

[Squirrels]
Wee!

[narrator]
Pumped by her heart.

-[thumping]
- And when she gets excited...

-[mice laughing]
-Meow!

[narrator]
Her heart starts b*ating faster!

Woof!

[narrator]
Which means her lungs

have to work hard to get more n
into her body.

-[panting]
- Now she's getting her breath .

-[Squirrels giggling]
-Woof.

This is fun!

But we still don't know
what's wrong with Enid!

-Woof!
-[narrator] Good point, Happy!

Although we might
find out in...

Enid's tummy!

[Norrie]
What happens here?

[narrator]
Well, Norrie, this is where

Enid stores all the food
she eats.

When did she eat...

that?

[narrator]
I think we might have found th.

Enid has a fur-ball.

Isn't fur supposed to be
on the outside, Duggee?

Woof!

[narrator]
Yes, and that's why

she's been trying
to cough it up.

[Squirrels]
Huh?

[narrator]
You see, cats like to clean ths

by licking their fur.

-And sometimes...
-[coughs]

the fur finds its way
to their tummy.

And when the fur-ball
gets too big,

Enid will cough it up.

[Squirrels]
Ooh!

-[hacking]
-[Squirrels] Oh, no!

[Happy]
She's gonna blow!

Woof!

[hacking]

Punch it, Duggee!

[Duggee]
A-woof!

[hacking]

[narrator]
What's the quickest way out, D?

Head for the superior
mesenteric artery!

Woof!

Then turn left
at the aortic arch!

Follow the thoracic vertebrae!

At the trapezius muscle...

Go through the buccal cavity!

[coughs]

[Betty]
We're out!

[Squirrels]
And so's the fur-ball!

Meow.

[narrator]
Now time to return

to our normal size.

Hasn't everyone learned
a lot today, Duggee?

A-woof!

[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Biology Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing...

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aww!

[Norrie]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our
Biology Badges!

Aww!

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Meow.

[narrator and Duggee laugh]

[narrator]
Happy?

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[giggles]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Puddle Badge.

Hello, everyone,

what are you doing?

Spinning! [giggles]

Reading.

Running!

Skipping!

Looking!

[narrator]
What for, Happy?

[gasps]

Puddles...

[narrator]
I've seen better looking puddl.

What's it like out there,
Mitch?

Beautiful as always, Madge!

Water...

-Meep meep, meep meep.
-What's up, boy?

[Planky meeping]

Huh?

Water... Water...

[loudly]
Water...

-And Mrs. Mitch said...
-[both] Huh?

Yeah! Wat...

[loudly]
er

Oh, come on!

-What--
-Is--

That?

Back to our top story,

unbelievable scenes here
in Midgetropolis today...

-Hey, Mo, turn that up, will ya?
-Sure thing, Ace.

[news caster]
An enormous green alien.

Ooh.

[Betty]
Wait!

That puddle looks a bit...

Green!

And...

[sniffs] Smelly!

Maybe you shouldn't step
in it, Happy!

But it's only water.

[screaming]

The monster! It's coming!

'Scuse me, Ma'am,
you need to see this.

This better be important,
soldier!

Water!

Ahh.

[Squirrels]
Eugh!

Let's get Duggee!

Run for your lives!

[screaming]

I'll settle up tomorrow, Mo.

Yeah, O.K., Ace.

Hey! There's not gonna be
a tomorrow!

General, it's getting closer.

Find me
that eccentric scientist

I usually have no time for.

Ma'am, yes, Ma'am.

Stay still!

Duggee's coming!

[doorbell rings]

The General wants your help,
Professor!

Tell her I retired
years ago.

More breaking news
on the green alien.

What can you see,
Mateo?

It's big, it's green,

and it looks pretty mean,
Melissa.

Back to the studio. Now!

Get me out of here!

[Tag and Norrie]
Duggee! Duggee!

Happy's playing
in a puddle!

-And it's really smelly!
-Huh?

Mr. President, do I have
your permission

to go to Midgecon One?

Do whatever it takes.

Launch missiles!

[squelching noises]

[giggles]

This water tickles!

The monster's not retreating,
Ma'am.

Then start looking
for a miracle.

[Professor]
May I make a suggestion, Genera?

Let's hear it, Professor,

because we're all out of ideas!

Look, Duggee!

I found a lovely puddle.

Ah, woof?

[narrator]
Yes, maybe you shouldn't be stg

in that puddle, Happy.

Why, what's wrong with it?

[narrator]
Well, Duggee can tell you,

because he's got

his Puddle Badge.

Ah, woof woof, woof.

[narrator]
You see, there's more to a pudde

than meets the eye.

When a new puddle is made,

it's clean,
and fine to play in,

but as it gets older,
algae grows on it.

Algae?

What's that?

[narrator]
It's a kind of water plant

which can make a puddle
a bit smelly.

[Squirrels]
Yeah.

-Ah, woof.
-[Midges shouting]

[narrator]
But also very attractive

to lots of little creatures.

- Like me?
-[narrator] Much smaller than y.

Are they invisible?

[narrator]
No, just hard to see.

Ooh.

A lifetime of scientific
research has suggested

we need to communicate
with this alien,

not fight with it.

We need to show it love,
not hate.

That plan's so crazy, Ace,
it might just work!

Let's do this.

[crowd cheering]

I hope that crazy professor's
right about this.

The whole of midgekind
is counting on it, Ace.

Here goes!

[crowd gasps]

Hmm.

Can you see them, Happy?

Uh...

-[crowd cheering]
-[Happy] Kind of.

[sniffs] Eugh!

But it's a bit smelly.

I think I've had enough

of puddles for one day,
Duggee.

The green monster's leaving!

[Midge]
Bye-bye, green monster!

We love you!

We did it!

No, love did it.

Yes.

[narrator]
Haven't the Squirrels done wel?

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Puddle Badge!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing...

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Happy]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our Puddle Badges!

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

[quiet cheering]

[loud cheering]

[narrator]
Roly?

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[giggles]

[bell rings]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee and the Game Show Badge.

[Betty gasps]
One, two, three, yes!

I win!

[Squirrels]
Again...

[narrator]
Ooh, board games,

what fun!

Yeah!

But we've played
all of them!

[narrator] I'm sure Duggee
has some more games you can pla.

[Squirrels gasp]
Duggee!

-Huh?
-We've played all our games!

Hmm, ah, woof woof?

[Norrie]
We've already played Who's You?

-[Duggee] Woof?
-[Happy] And Mining For Gold.

-[Duggee] Woof?
-[Betty] And The Taxman Cometh.

Hmm.

[gasps]
Ah, woof woof!

[narrator] How about
Duggee's Woofity Woof Game Show?

How do you play it?

[narrator]
Oh, Duggee can show you.

He has

his Game Show Badge!

-Wait here!
-[Duggee pants]

-[music plays]
-Please welcome your host,

-Duggee!
- [crowd cheers]

Ah, woof woof
woof woof...

[crowd]
Ah, woof woof woof!

[narrator]
So, without further ado,

let's meet today's teams!

Ah, woof woof, woof.

Our team is called

[Squirrels]
The Squirrels!

[laughs] Woof!

[crowd applause]

Woof woof?

We are the Acorn Heads!

We're the reigning champions!

[Squirrels gulp]

[narrator]
And please welcome

our resident brain,

Ladybug!

Hello.

[crowd cheers]

Let's start our quick-fire
first round.

Ah woof woof, woof.

-[gasps]
-[buzzer]

A lawn mower!

-Correct.
-Ah, woof woof?

-[buzzer]
-A transient state of being.

Ah, woof woof, woof?

[buzzer]
Moo?

-Woof woof?
-[buzzer]

[snaps]

-Woof woof?
-[buzzer]

The bee's knees!

-[buzzer]
-Potato!

-[buzzer]
-B minus E plus F equals two!

-[buzzer]
-[Mrs Weaver] A slice of cheese!

[Ladybug]
Correct.

At the end of that round,

the score is three-four,

to the Acorn Heads.

-[Buggee] Yes!
-[Ladybug] Onto round two.

Ah, woof!

[Ladybug]
In whose house is this mouse?

First team to tell me
whose house this is...

-[squeaking]
-[Ladybug] Wins the round.

The owner of this house

is clearly a badge guy.

He's obviously
got a big appetite.

And watch out, ladies!

He's a guy in uniform.

-[gasps]
-[buzzer]

It's Duggee's house!

Oh, yeah, look!

There's Enid.

-Huh? Eek!
-Meow!

[Ladybug]
Correct.

Making it four points each

going into the next round.

Ah, woof.

The conveyor belt of confusion!

Try to remember all the objects
that come past.

Oh, that's my crown!

[gasps]
A watering can!

Hmm, carrot, man!

And a potato!

Now tell us
what the objects were.

My crown!

Watering can!

-A--
-[Buggee] Teddy bear!

Potato!

Feather!

Oh, yeah, a carrot!

A fork!

A-a-a-a snow globe!

[dinging]

[Ladybug] That now makes
the score seven-nine to the Ac.

Onto the next round.

Who wants to be a winner?

I do!

[Ladybug]
What color is a strawberry?

-Uh...
-[whispering]

Red!

[Ladybug]
Correct.

Hmm...

[Ladybug]
Which of these animals

lives on a farm?

-[whispering]
-Cow?

[Ladybug]
Correct.

That's not fair!

He's getting the answers!

Fine, I can do this
by myself!

[Ladybug]
Which of these can fly?

Hmm, I'd like to use my
buzz a buddy option, please.

[ringing]

[whispering]

A plane!

[groans]

That makes it seven-twelve.

The Squirrels will now need
a perfect score.

Chose on of you to play

Megamind!

-I know everything, so--
-[Roly] I'll play!

What!

[Ladybug]
What were the first vegetables

grown in space?

Potatoes?

[Ladybug] Correct.
Ancient Incas told time by usin.

Potatoes?

[Ladybug] Correct.
Name a vegetable that grows und-

-Potatoes!
-[Ladybug] Correct!

-[Ladybug] Correct. China grows-
-Potatoes!

[Ladybug]
Correct. What are French Fr--

Potatoes!

-[Ladybug] Correct!
-[crowd cheering]

The scores are neck and neck

at twelve all.

We'll have to go to...

A tie breaker round.

[all gasp]

-[Ladybug] You must guess...
-Ah, woof.

[Ladybug]
The mystery object.

-[buzzer]
-It's a potato?

-[buzzer]
-No! It's a Bobble-Headed Wavy !

Correct! [laughs]

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[Ladybug]
Congratulations, Squirrels.

You've won a prize
of your choice.

A blender, fridge-freezer,
or...

[panting]

Your Game Show Badges.

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[horn honks]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing...

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aw.

[Roly]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our
Game Show Badges!

[game show jingle plays]

Aw.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

Correct!
[laughs]

[narrator]
Norrie!

Isn't it time for...

[gasps]
Duggee!

[giggles]

[all]
Duggee!

[narrator]
Duggee!

Woof!

[all]
Duggee!

[Squirrels giggling]

Hey, Duggee!

[narrator] Duggee and the Round.

Hello, everyone.

What're you doing?

Duggee's been teaching us

about animal noises!

Woof!

-Ducks go...
-[quacks]

-Cats go...
-[meows]

-Sheep go...
-[bleats]

-Pigs go...
-[oinks]

-And cows go--
-[moos]

But I didn't squeeze!

[mooing]

Wow, loads of cows!

[gasps]

[narrator]
And Duggee's old pal,

Rodeo Horse!

Why, howdy-do, old partner!

A-woof!

[panting]

[heels clink]

[Squirrels]
Wow.

I ain't seen you
since you got

that snake
in your boot!

Woof!

A-woof woof!

And around the time

you won that
Buckin' Bronco contest!

[shouting]

You've always been one

to get roped into things.

[cow mooing]

Woof!

[both laughing]

Do you remember the time
when we went south of the--

[cows mooing]

-[Squirrels] Huh?
-[mooing]

I wonder
what they're saying.

I speak a little Moo.

I'll find out!

[clears throat]

Moooo!

Mooo!

-Moo?
-Moo, moo?

[Betty]
What did she say?

She says her name's
Juanita!

Moo!

Moo moo, Tag!

Moo moo, Squirrels!

Moo!

-[gasps]
-[cows] Moo!

What did you say?

Moo?

And that time your chaps
shrunk in the wash,

-[both laugh]
-[Squirrels] Duggee!

We upset the cows!

And they've all run off!

Darn it!

I've never met
such a herd

of oversensitive cattle!

Don't worry, partners!
We'll get 'em back!

But how?

[narrator]
Well, Duggee could help.

-He has his...
-A-woof!

[narrator]
Round Up Badge!

I knew he'd get back
in the saddle some day!

All right, Squirrels!

If you're going cow wrangling,

you'll need...

-A-woof.
-[Horse] A wrangler's hat!

-A-woof.
-[Horse] Boots!

-Woof.
-[Horse] A good shirt!

-A-woof!
-[Horse] And, of course,

a horse!

[neighing]

Well, howdie doodie!

We got ourselves some
real cowhands here!

[Duggee]
A-woof!

[Horse]
And Duggee's got the supplies!

Time to roll out,
partners!

Yee-haw!

[Squirrels]
Yee-haw!

Woof-woof!

Now, the first thing
a cowhand's gotta do

is look.

You see?

Hoof prints.

They been this way!

Next thing is,
a cowhand's gotta listen!

Wait!

Can you hear 'em?

Yeah?

That a way!

[hooves galloping]

[water splashing]

[wind whooshing]

I'm thirsty.

[sighs]

Ahh,

Cactus water.

[wolf howling]

[playing harmonica]

♪ Had me some cows ♪

♪ But them cows are gone ♪

♪ Cows are gone ♪

♪ Followed them cows ♪

♪ To a land so far ♪

♪ Land so far ♪

♪ Lost me them cows ♪

♪ Oh, boo hoo hoo ♪

-♪ Boo hoo ♪--
-[cows] Moo!

Huh?

That sounds like my bovine!

There they are!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

We found the cows!

Eighteen, nineteen--

Oh! Looks like
there's one missing.

[gasps]
It's Juanita!

[Squirrels]
Oh no!

A-woof woof.

[narrator]
Duggee's right, Squirrels.

You're seasoned
cow wranglers, now.

Just remember
what you've learned.

Yeah! A cowhand's gotta listen!

[mooing]

[gasps]
I can hear her!

And a cowhand's got to look!

Hoof prints!

So, let's round her up!

[Squirrels]
Yay!

[William Tell Overture playing]

[Squirrels] Juanita!

Moo, moo?

Mooo.

She says she's OK!

Those cowhands sure have
done well today, Duggee.

Oh!
[panting]

[narrator]
Well done, Squirrels.

You've earned
your Round Up Badge!

-[Squirrels] Yee-haw!
-[horse neighs]

[narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time
for one more thing...

[Squirrels]
Duggee hug!

Aww.

[Norrie]
Duggee hug.

[Squirrels giggling]

We got our
Round Up Badges!

Aww.

[narrator]
Bye-bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun
wasn't it, Duggee?

A-woof!

[William Tell Overture playing]

[Squirrels]
Hey, Duggee!
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