03x33, 34, 35, 36 - The Babysitting Badge/The Comic BadgeThe Senses Badge/The Diplomacy Badge/

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Hey Duggee". Aired: 17 December 2014 – present.*
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The characters are talking anthropomorphic animals, with Duggee communicating in woofs. The episodes are based around The Squirrel Club, an activity club for children that Duggee leads.
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03x33, 34, 35, 36 - The Babysitting Badge/The Comic BadgeThe Senses Badge/The Diplomacy Badge/

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[water bubbling]

[Narrator] Happy,

isn't it time for...

Duggee!

[upbeat music]

Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

Duggee!

[children giggling]

Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] "Duggee and
the Babysitting Badge"

[children giggling and
loud music playing]

[Duggee] Woof, woof!

Hey, Duggee!

-Where you going?
-A-woof.

[Narrator] There's
a small emergency

at the old deers' house
and Duggee's off to help.

But who will look after us?

[King Tiger] I will!

King Tiger!

[Narrator] Yes,
who, like Duggee,

-[dings]
-has his babysitting badge!

It came with the crown.

Ooh!

Woof-woof!

Bye, Duggee.

Don't worry, the squirrels
and I will have lots of fun!

[door closes]

What kind of fun?

Well, um, let's look in "The
Big Book of Babysitting."

Baby games?
No.

Cots? No.

Lullabies? No.

[car horn honks]

Thank goodness
you're here, Duggee.

Yes, there's an enormous
leak in the bathroom.

So, good luck.,

We're off to the skate park.

[Deer] Laters!

Burping? No.

Bedtime? No.

Potty training? Ugh, no.

Ah, of course...

puppets!

Hello, squirrels.

Who's that?

This is Polly Paw.

She's come to help.

That's right, King Tiger.
I love children.

These ones seem very nice.

Oh... That is a relief.

[Narrator] Well, that
shouldn't take long, Duggee?

A woof.

...and that's

a royal wave.

You try it.

-Like this?
-[bell rings]

Very good, Polly!

Kings have to wave a
lot and wear a crown.

But it looks so beautiful!

Oh, thank you!

Can we try on your
crown, King Tiger?

Uh...

-Woof!
-[Narrator] Good work, Duggee.

Just one last check.

[bubbling and gurgling]

[water running]

Copy the king!

Yay! [giggling]

Oh, careful children!

-Yay!
-[giggles]

It's rather precious.

Yay!

My crown!

Ugh...

Huh?

[toilet rumbling]

[water flushes]

[sighs]

Oh, phew.

[all] Being king was fun!

But I'm hungry.

Can we have a snack
please, King Tiger?

Well...

That shouldn't be too difficult.

[water running]

Ugh... what am I making again?

Jam sandwiches!

Oh, right!

Where do I start?

You need bread.

But it's in a big lump!

You have to cut it.

Right.

Stand back.

[intense music playing]

[heavily breathing]

But, the jam's on the outside.

And?!

[pipes squeaking]

Huh?!

Oh! Where can Duggee be, Polly ?

[Children] King Tiger!

What are we doing next, your ma?

Whatever you want?

Yay!
[giggles]

[metallic hammering]

Oh...

[water gushing]

Yay!

Watch out for the tower!

[crushing noise]

Look where you're going.

-[crash]
-Wee!

-Don't cycle in the--
-[crash]

Moo!

I'm sure that cow
should be outside.

[loud music playing]

Go outside now, please.

We did some rather gnarly
kickflips, didn't we?

Yes, but my corns
are k*lling me.

[Old Deer] A good
old soak in the bath

-is what you need dear.
-[gasps]

Everything all right
in there, Duggee?

[Duggee] A-woof!

Huh?!

[water splashing]

[Children] Yay!

[hisses]

-Duggee?!
-I need me corn plasters.

[pipes banging]

[inhales]

[screw squeaking]

Duggee,
we're coming in!

Woof!

-[gasps]
-Well, would you look at that?!

Oh! Very nice job Duggee.

[sparkling noise]

But, glad we didn't
pay you by the hour.

Oh!

-[clock ticking]
-[whimpers]

Aw, I think King Tiger's tired.

[groans]

-Have a little lie down.
-[lullaby begins]

Here you can borrow
my... blanket.

Hmm, cozy.

And drink some nice warm milk.

[slurping]

It had been a long day

and the little king
was very tired.

[car honking]

[lullaby playing]

A-woof, woof!

Shh!

King Tiger's just dropped off.

[laughs]

Oh, jelly belly dancers.

Oh, woof.

[Narrator, whispering]
Well, I say

it looks like the
squirrels have earned...

Oh!

[Narrator] ... their
babysitting badge!

Yay!

[car honking]

[Narrator] Ah! And here
are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

Duggee hug!

Aww...

Duggee hug.

[children giggling]

[all] We got our...
babysitting badges!

-Aw...
-[cars honking]

[Narrator] Bye, bye everybody!

[bicycle bell ringing]

[Narrator] Well, that was fun,
wasn't it Duggee?

Oh, speak for yourself!

[laughs]

[mumbling]

-[Narrator] Betty?
-Huh?

-Isn't it time for...
-[gasp]

Duggee!

[upbeat music plays]

[all] Duggee!

[upbeat music plays]

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

-[all] Duggee!
-[music continues]

[giggling]

[all] Hey, Duggee!

[theme song ends]

[Narrator]
"Duggee, and The Comic Badge"

Hello everyone.
What are you doing?

Duggee's reading us a comic.

He has lots of them!

[Narrator] Ah, yes.
Duggee's quite the comic fan.

Ahh, woof.

-[Narrator] Which one is it?
-Ahh woof, woof.

It's... Detective Puppy.

[Happy] She solves crimes.

[Narrator] Ooh,
that sounds good.

[all] Yeah!

Ahh, woof, woof...
woof, woof, woof!

[Happy] Detective Puppy
isn't doing anything.

[Narrator] Because
there are no crimes

for Detective Puppy
to solve today.

Ahh, woof,
woof... woof.

[phone rings]

[Duggee] Ah, woof woof.

[Roly] Uh-oh, someone's
being naughty.

-[door opens]
-[footsteps]

[Betty] There's been a
crime at the museum.

[Duggee] Ah, woof, woof, woof.

[Norrie] And the manager has
said someone's taken...

[all gasp]

[Happy] The Great Necklace.

But who took it?

[Narrator] Well, let's read
on and found out.

Ah, woof, woof.

Woof.

[Norrie] Detective puppy is reay
good at looking for clues.

[Happy] Yeah, she found
a blue hand print.

Is that a good clue, Duggee?

Woof!

[Narrator] Yes, everyone has
different hand prints,

so if Detective Puppy
finds out whose it is,

she'll find out...

...whose been naughty.

Ah, woof woof.

Ah Woof... woof.

[Narrator] Could it be Detective
Puppy's, arch nemesis?

[Tag] Shelley The Turtle?

[Betty] Or Mumbles The Fly?

[Happy] Or was it Fluffy
The Cats Burglar?

[Norrie] Look, Detective
Puppy knows who did it!

Who? Who? Who?!

[Narrator] Well,
in the comic it says...

Ah, woof, woof.

[Narrator] To Be Continued.

Where?

In the next issue of course.

Uh... woof.

[all] What!

There isn't one?

Ah, woof, woof woof.

They stopped making the
Detective Puppy comics?

Why?

[Narrator]
Well, tastes changed.

People didn't want
detective stories anymore.

They wanted comics stuff
a more action-packed,

Fantastical... futuristic...

-and... shiny.
-[sparkly sound]

But I really want to know...

Who took the necklace?

Ah, woof, woof, woof.

[Narrator] Excellent
idea Duggee!

Maybe you can finish
the story yourselves.

But how do we make a comic?

[Narrator] Ahh, Duggee can
show you, because he has...

his comic badge.

[all] Yay!

-[music plays]
-Woof!

[Narrator] To make a
Detective Puppy comic...

Ah, woof, woof.

[Narrator] ...we first
need to work out

who took the necklace?

[all] Hmm...

-Who?
-I know! ... No.

[Narrator]
How they took it?

Hmm... How?

[Narrator]
And why they took it?

Why? [gasp] That's it!

And they took
it from there.

-Good idea!
-Yeah!

How about them?

-Yes, there!
-[ding]

[all] Duggee!

We've written the story!

-Ooh...
-[Narrator] Excellent.

Next we'd need to draw it.

[laughing]

Once you're happy with
your pencil drawings,

-you will ink them in.
-[all] Yay!

[Narrator] Next you colour
it all in, and then...

-You've...
-[all] Finished!

[Narrator] Now time to
find out what happened

in The Case of The
Missing Necklace.

Ooh.

[Norrie] Detective Puppy
was thinking hard.

Did the blue hand
print belong to...

[Happy] Shelley The Turtle...

[Betty] Mumbles The Fly...

-[Norrie] ...or Fluffy? Hmm.
-[meow]

[Norrie] Detective Puppy
has an idea...

He would give them
a nice wave...

[Roly] And they would wave back!

[Norrie] But none of them,
were like the blue hand print

-Which...
-[all] Eww!

[Norrie] were very sticky.

-[Narrator] Sticky?!
-[gasps]

-That's a clue...
-Woof

Because Detective Puppy
now knew who the thief was.

-[Narrator] Who?
-It was...

[Betty] The manager!

[Narrator] No!

[all] Yes!

Naughty manager!

-[Narrator] But how?
-[gasps]

[Tag] By hiding it
in her lunchbox...

[Norrie] ...next to her
blueberry sandwiches

[Narrator] But why?

Because...

[Happy] The manager wanted to
wear the necklace to a party.

[Betty] Which she was late for.

Detective Puppy chased her.

[Betty] And chased her...

[Happy] And chased her.

[Norrie] And chased her.

-[Tag] And chased her.
-[Roly] And...

-[Norrie] Chased!
-[Betty] Chased!

-[Tag] Chased!
-[Happy] Chased!

[Roly] Then we ran out of ink.

[Betty] Just as Detective
Puppy caught her.

-[jail bars slam]
-[Norrie] Because you can't be .

And still go to parties!

[all] Mmm-hmm!

-[Narrator] Best Comic Ever!
-[Duggee] Woof!

[Narrator] Haven't the Squirrels
done well today, Duggee?

[Duggee] Oh!
[panting]]

Well done squirrels.

[Duggee panting]

You've earned your...

Comic badge!

[all] Yay!

[car horn honks]

Ah, and here are
your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[all] Duggee Hug!

-[Duggee] Aww.
-[Betty] Duggee hug.

[laughing]

[all] We've got our...

Comic badges!

-Aww...
-[car horn beeps]

-[Narrator] Bye-Bye everybody.
-[bell rings]

-Well that was fun, wasn't it ?
-Ah , woof!

[laughing]

[Narrator] Roly,
isn't it time for-

[gasps] Duggee! [laughs]

[theme music]

[all] Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee?

Woof!

[all] Duggee!

[all laugh]

Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee
and The Senses Badge.

Hmm. No.

No!

-No!
-No!

-[cat meows]
-No!

[Narrator] Hello, Squirrels!

What are you doing?

We're looking for Roly's potato.

My best one!

We can't find it anywhere.

[Narrator] Well,
maybe Duggee can help.

[Duggee] Woof!

[Narrator] He's very
good at finding things.

Woof!

[sniffing]

[upbeat music]

[children giggle]

-Woof!
-[gasps]

My potato!

How did you find it, Duggee?

Woof! [sniffs]

[Narrator] With
his sense of smell!

What's a sense?

[Narrator] Well, our
senses are what we use

to explore the world around us.

There are five of them.

Sight,

sound,

touch,

taste,

[sniffs]

and smell,

which dogs have a
particularly good sense of,

to help them find things.

Like my potato.
[chuckles]

[Narrator] Other animals
have good senses too,

such as owls, who can
see in complete darkness.

[hoots]

Crocodiles can feel the
tiniest movements in water.

Who's there?

[Narrator] Elephants
can hear rainstorms

from miles away.

[thunder crashing]

And butterflies can
taste with their feet.

Yummy!

Wow!

Do we have senses?

[Narrator] Of course,

and you can explore all
kinds of things with them.

Duggee can show you how,

because he has his senses
badge.

-First...
-Woof!

[Narrator] ...find
something to look at.

Water.

[Narrator] Anything
else you can see, Happy?

A goldfish!

[Duggee] Woof!

[Narrator] Look closer.

What more can you see?

Um...

a bright, warm, orange color.

Oh!

And lovely scales!

They look like flower petals.

So sparkly,

like stars.

I've never felt so special.

Well, you are.

[Narrator] Very
good seeing, Happy.

So, Betty, what does this
big jar of rice feel like?

Like rice.

Woof!

[Narrator] Really think about
what the rice feels like.

Okay.

Oh! It's cold

and wavy like water,

but also soft and dry.

It feels like my hand is
getting lots of little hugs.

[rice hums]

[Narrator] That's your
sense of touch, Betty!

Now try smelling
this lavender, Tag.

[sniffs]

It smells flowery!

Woof!

[sniffs]

[Narrator] Take a deep sniff.

[sniffs]

What does it smell like now?

It smells sweet and smooth...

[sniffs]

...like I'm floating around a
peaceful, misty mountain.

[sighs]

[Narrator] Ah! Duggee's
homemade banana bread!

How does it taste, Norrie?

Yeah, it's okay.

Huh?

[Narrator] Maybe
take another bite,

and really savor it!

What can you taste now?

I can taste sweet banana,

something nutty,

creamy butter,

and

cinnamon! [giggles]

[Narrator] Terrific
tasting, Norrie!

And what can you hear, Roly?

Nothing!

Woof!

[Narrator] What about if
you listen really carefully?

[gasps]

I hear...

[leaves rustle]

the leaves talking.

Now I hear

[water trickles]

little bubbles.

And the flapping

of tiny wings.

Oh, would you keep
it down, please?

Sorry.

[Narrator] Good listening,
Roly.

[Squirrels giggle]

We love using our senses!

Are there any more?

[Narrator] Well, there
is a sixth sense,

which Duggee developed after
mastering all the other five.

It's called The Duggee
Sense, which enables him

[alarm sounds]

to keep you safe.

-Ha!
-[all] Wow!

[Narrator] Hasn't everyone
done well today, Duggee?

[barks] [pants]

[Narrator] Well done,
Squirrels.

You've earned your
Senses Badge!

[all cheer]

[car horn beeps]

[Narrator]
Ah, and here are your parents.

Just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels] Duggee hug!

Aw!

[Norrie] Duggee hug.

[Squirrels laugh]

[Squirrels] We got
our Senses Badges!

Aw!

[Narrator] Bye bye, everybody.

Well, that was fun.
Wasn't it, Duggee?

Oh, haven't you finished yet?

-[Betty making engine noises]
-[Narrator] Betty?

-Isn't it time for?
-[gasps] Duggee!

[theme song plays]

[all] Duggee!

[Narrator] Duggee!

Woof!

[all] Duggee!

Hey, Duggee!

[Narrator] "Duggee and
the Diplomacy Badge"

[playing piano,
strikes wrong note]

It's not that note, Tag.

[plays another note]

Not that one either!

Pick up those feet soldiers!

[Soldier Ants groan]

[engine noises]

Remember to
change gear Norrie.

[higher engine noises]

Ugh! A lower gear!

Oh blueberries!
Can't you go faster?

[ants sigh]

Turn it off Happy!

Water...

Ugh!

Put some backbone
into it soldiers!

-[grunting]
-Wrong shape, Roly.

I'm out.

Up and at it soldiers!

[ants sigh]

[gasp] Insubordination!

Nobody ever listens to me

No matter how loud I shout.

[Both] Might as well
not even be there!

Huh?

Bad day, civilian?

-The worst.
-Ditto.

Why doesn't everyone
just do what I say?

Precisely.

[Roly] Oh.

You were right Betty.

Betty?

I'm just trying to help.

Exactly. We just want
absolute perfection.

Is that too much to ask?

[Squirrels] Betty!

Huh?

Where have you been?

Oh, just talking to
someone who listens.

[Sergeant Ant] Yes! Me!

Target located

Oh it's you.

We listen to you!

Well, I heard you weren't
following orders!

When?

Earlier, when I was helping.

Well at least you
don't get shouted at.

[shouting] what's
wrong with shouting?

It hurts my head

[shouting] what does?

You do...

He didn't ask you Happy.

Ah- woof, woof, woof!

[Narrator] Yes, sounds
like everyone could do with

some lessons in diplomacy.

What's that?

[Narrator] It's how you
tell someone something

in a sensitive way.

[shouts] I don't understand!

[Narrator] Don't worry,
Duggee can help.

He does have...

...his Diplomacy Badge!

[Squirrels] Ooh!

[Narrator] To help us
learn about diplomacy,

we're going to do some
role playing where

we can practice saying
things in a sensitive way.

[Sergeant Ant] Sounds like
utter balderdash to me!

[Narrator] In the
first role play,

Duggee will pretend to be Alan.

-Sergeant Ant?
-Yes?

[Narrator] Alan has arrived
late at your house for tea,

and you want to find out why.

[knocking]

Enter!

[apologetically] A-woof, woof...

[yelling] No excuses
for lateness Alan!

Insubordination!
One-hundred press ups!

[Narrator] Thank
you Sergeant Ant,

But I wonder if there is
a better way of dealing

with Alan's tardiness?

I have an idea!

[knocking]

Come in!

Hello Alan. You're a bit late.

Is everything okay?

A-Woof woof.

Oh! I can't tie my
shoelaces either.

Shall we find
someone to show us?

[Narrator] Very diplomatic Tag,

and you helped solve
Alan's problem!

Sugar-coated nonsense!
Not a press up in sight.

[Narrator] Now, Norrie
is going to play Letitia,

who has a ball.

Roly will play Ace, who
would like a go with it.

[Shouts] Give me the ball!

-No.
-Ooh.

[Narrator] Might there be
a more diplomatic way

of asking for it?

Could I have a go with
your ball please?

Yes.

[Narrator] Much better.

Hmm. Wishy washy!

[Narrator] Now your turn, Betty.

Happy, is Fabrizio,
a customer at your cafe.

And you're Lucy, who has bought
Fabrizio a delicious meal.

Voila. One cheese
and cucumber banquet.

Bleugh.

[Narrator] Oh dear, Fabrizio
doesn't like cucumber.

It's not "bleugh." Eat it!

[Narrator] Fabrizio isn't
going to do what you say Lucy.

How could you deal with
this diplomatically?

One moment please, customer.

-No cucumber.
-Thanks. Mmmm.

[Narrator] Excellent
role-playing.

Woof!

[Narrator] Now looking
at past case studies,

how could we manage these
situations differently?

[Narrator] Here,
instead of saying...

It's not that note, Tag.

[Narrator] You could say...

Sounds good, Tag!
But maybe try that note.

Oh, okay!

[Narrator] And instead
of saying...

Change gear, Norrie!

[Narrator] You might say...

Why don't we try a
lower gear, Norrie?

Try not to waste water, Happy.

I find the square peg in the
square hole works for me.

Of course!

I wonder if this diplomacy
business might work for me?

[Army Ants] Yeah!

Anyone fancy some
light army maneuvers?

[Army Ants together]
Errr, yeah, okay, why not?

After you!

Great posture, soldiers!

[Army Ants] Woo-hoo!

Haven't we done
well today, Duggee?

Woof!

[Narrator] Well done,
Squirrels you've earned your

Diplomacy Badge!

-[Squirrels] Yay!
-[car horn honks]

[Narrator] Ah, and
here are your parents

just time for one more thing.

[Squirrels] Duggee hug!

Aww!

-[Betty] Duggee hug...
-[giggles]

[Squirrels] We got our
Diplomacy Badges!

Aww!

[Narrator] Bye-bye, everybody.

Well that was fun,
wasn't it, Duggee?

Woof.

[Sergeant] Doing well, soldiers!

[Army Ant] Love you, Sarge!

[theme music plays]
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